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Post by Barnzo on May 6, 2006 17:18:57 GMT -5
Mad Libs: Insane! Yeah, I bet you have heard of Mad Libs, and probably played it more than once. Well, if you have not, it is really simple.
I will just make a list that says stuff like: Noun, Adjective, etc. And you fill it in when you post. Then, I will put those words in the Mad Libs "story" thing. If you have MadLibs, you can do the "storytelling" part, too. Or just make your own.
And typical ME:I rules. Also, for example, if the thing you need to fill in is a body part, nothing bad. At least, not overly bad. But nothing that will make parents or anyone mad.
Here is the first one:
Adjective: Noun: Noun: Exclamation: Adjective: Noun: Part of the Body (Plural): Adjective: Noun: Type of Liquid: Noun: Noun: Noun: Number: Noun:
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Post by Mekka on May 6, 2006 20:44:48 GMT -5
*shrugs* Why not?
Adjective: plushy Noun: apple Noun: goo Exclamation: Squawk! Adjective: ancient Noun: crayon Part of the Body (Plural): noses Adjective: soupy Noun: mud bath Type of Liquid: orange juice Noun: athletic pants Noun: cheese Noun: yodeling veterinarian Number: 152763 (gasp) Noun: golf
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Post by Barnzo on May 7, 2006 8:58:09 GMT -5
Thank you, Mekka! Here it is:
DRAMATIC SCENE ENTITLED "THE HAPPY MOMENT":
To be played by two brave volunteer actors
WOMAN: Darling, I have something plushy to tell you.
MAN: Did you wreck the apple again?
WOMAN: No. I went to the doctor's. He says I am going to have a little goo.
MAN: Squack! Sweetheart, that's ancient news. Here, sit down on this crayon. You must take the weight off your noses.
WOMAN: He said I was in soupy health. He checked my mud bath beet and took a sample of my orange juice.
MAN: Gee, I wonder if it will be a girl or an athletic pants.
WOMAN: Personally, I hope it will be a cheese. Then we can name it after your yodeling veterinarian.
MAN: I can hardly believe it. Just think, in 15,2763 months, I will be a golf!
Here is the next sheet to fill out:
Adjective: Adjective: Part of the Body: Noun: Type of container: Type of liquid: Noun: Noun: Adjective: Adjective: Noun: Adjective: Adjective: Adjective: Adverb: Adjective: Person in Room:
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Post by Neimoidian-that alias/padawan on May 7, 2006 9:07:55 GMT -5
Adjective:greasy Adjective:moldy Part of the Body:spleen Noun:cheese Type of container:coffin Type of liquid:cider Noun:corn Noun:blister Adjective:steamy Adjective:weird Noun:baseball Adjective:bumpy Adjective:suave Adjective:moldy Adverb:happily Adjective:smooth Person in Room:umm... neimoidian?
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Post by Barnzo on May 7, 2006 9:25:27 GMT -5
Thanks, nemmy!
BEUTY ADVISE:
If your skin is greasy or moldy, you can cure this condition with the following regimen. Every morning, before washing your spleen, massage it gently with a cheese that has been soaked overnight in a coffin full of warm cider. Then mix together some corn and some blister until the mixture becomes steamy, and pat this on your weird face for five minutes. Then remove, using a baseball, and wash your face with bumpy water. Do not omit this suave step, or your skin will become moldy. Do this happily every day, and you will soon be as smooth as Neimoidian.
Next:
Type of liquid: Noun: Animal: Same animal: Part of the body: Part of the body: Adjective: Type of sport: Adjective: Adjective: Type of food (plural): Adjective: Nationality: Plural noun: Noun: Noun: Exclamation:
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Post by Rûûnûîlûûûnûlîônû on May 7, 2006 9:30:45 GMT -5
Type of liquid:punch Noun:spork Animal:chimpanzee Same animal:chimpanzee Part of the body:ear lobe Part of the body:islets of lingerhan Adjective:oily Type of sport:hockey Adjective:lumpy Adjective:bubbly Type of food (plural):cod Adjective:slimy Nationality:English Plural noun:fooglies Noun:cheese Noun:blubber Exclamation:YeeHa!
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Post by Barnzo on May 7, 2006 9:56:36 GMT -5
Tanky!
A QUIZ TO TAKE BEFORE LEAVING HOME
1. Have you filled your car with punch? 2. Do you have the reservations for your room at the spork? 3. Are you taking your pet chimpanzee in the car? If so, do you have plenty of Chimpanzee Chow for him? 4. Did you remember to pack all of your toilet articles, such as your ear lobe brush and islets of lingerhan paste and your oily lotion? 5. Did you bring your tennis balls, your hockey racket, and your lumpy athletic shoes? 6. Have you got a map that shows all of the bubbly roads and the places that serve cod and have nice, clean slimy rooms? 7. Did you remember to bring your English traveler's checks and plenty of money in small fooflies? 8. Did you remember to turn off the cheese and the blubber in the house? If you answered "YeeHa!" to these questions, you can leave at once.
Okay, now if anyone has Mad Libs, or wants to make up their own, go ahead. Otherwise, I will come back and make one.
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Post by Neimoidian-that alias/padawan on May 7, 2006 14:33:43 GMT -5
I will try to make one...
Person in room(female0: person in room(male: number: noun: plural noun: adjective: another person in room: adjective: part of the body: plural noun: plural noun: plural noun: noun: verb ending in ''ing'': adjective: verb: number: plural noun: noun:
((their))
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Post by Padawan goober-shadowslayer on May 7, 2006 14:40:44 GMT -5
Person in room(female0:Mekka person in room(male:barney number:159,452,788 noun:cheese plural noun:corn adjective:corny another person in room:neimoidian adjective:green part of the body:eyelid plural noun:lumps plural noun:lightsabers plural noun:cheeses noun:robe verb ending in ''ing'':jumping adjective:creamy verb:kick number:657,883,884,884,858,845,884,838,884,838,848,858 plural noun:hair noun:muscle
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Post by Neimoidian-that alias/padawan on May 7, 2006 19:36:36 GMT -5
A BASKETBALL INTERVIEW: To be read by Mekka and Barney. QUESTION: Now that you finally signed a 159,452,788-year cheese with Miami corn, how do you feel? ANSWER: As I said to my corny friend, neimoidian, it's a green load off my eyelid. QUESTION: Are you concerned about being able to replace basketball's super lumps? ANSWER: I only hope I can fill his lightsabers. QUESTION: You set a record for scoring the most cheeses in a single college robe. Do you think you'll have any trouble jumping in the pro's? ANSWER: My coach says that with my creamy speed and my ability to slam-kick that I should score at least657,883,884,884,858,845,884,838,884,838,848,858 hair a game. I hope he's in his right muscle.
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