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Post by sblomietheinsane on May 31, 2005 16:45:26 GMT -5
Elphaba, just who did you used to be?
70. March down the hallway of your school, singing "The PHANtom of the opera is there... inside your mind...."
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Post by Master Warious on May 31, 2005 17:15:08 GMT -5
Ohhh i like that one! *gasp* thou dost not knoweth me?
71. sing anywhere "The Phantom of the Opera is here inside my mind" then pause for half a second before shouting "AND I'm OKAY WITH THAT!" (be obsessively insane! Muahahahaha)
72. Change your identity on the message boards so that it takes people forever to figure out who you are/were. MUahahahahahaha!
73. Go around in jedi/sith attire with lightsaber and say things from people on your chosen side.
74. Cover your face in red face paint and make tigerish stripes on them then go out in public. (note: you may have to snaek out to do this as parents may not approve if they catch you. My parents gave up years ago)
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Post by MFB - That One Guy on May 31, 2005 17:32:05 GMT -5
75. Drink 6 cans of Coke. Go to the mall. Hide in suspicious areas. Grab random passerby by the colar and whisper "Do you wanna buy some death sticks?!"
76. Go bearfoot to school. Squat while you walk and yell out "I'm a Hobbit!" to everyone who passes.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 31, 2005 18:32:40 GMT -5
77. Carry mini flashlights in your back pocket, shine them in people eyes and whisper conspiratorially "They'll get you if it's dark. Stay in the light!" Works best during the day.
78. See how many different directions you can braid your hair at once, then go to the mall, and start yelling about tornadoes.
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Post by The Hot Eye on May 31, 2005 18:33:13 GMT -5
79. sneak into school with a lightsaber and challenge random people do a deul, if they miracuosly accept, be insane while fighting drwing as much attention as possible.
80. if people give you dirty looks when doing anything insane scream as loud as possible "I'm HIGH ON DATH STICKS!" (this i have done and was reminded of it when i read MFBs post, lol)
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Post by MFB - That One Guy on May 31, 2005 18:52:22 GMT -5
81. *shriek* constantly on the Tag Board. 82. As soon as you sit down to do your schoolwork in the morning (wheather you be homeschooled or no) act like you've been slaving over it for hours and whine about how hard it is. Big audiences are needed.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 31, 2005 19:28:46 GMT -5
83. Perform the Hamlet death scene in front of the mall, especially the duel. See how long it is before you get asked to leave.
84. Reply constantly on this thread.
85. Pretend to fall asleep in the middle of a frightening movie, then, when the music is really tense, grab someone's arm.
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Post by MFB - That One Guy on May 31, 2005 22:10:13 GMT -5
86. Walk backwards and say to passerby "olleh," "hello" backwards. See how many odd looks you get.
87. Intentionally trip and yell out as loud as you can "IT'S ALL RIGHT! NO NEED TO CALL AN AMBULANCE!" This works best when standing still in a large crowd.
88. Mime for an entire day. See how irritated your parents become.
And my personal fave:
89. Shout out "MY MONKEY ESCAPED INTO THE MOUNTAINS!" at random intervals. Laugh maniacally afterwards. Also, "HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE MY PICKLE IS!!!" and "MARSHMALLOWS ARE ATTACKING THE MOOOOOOON!!!" are good choices.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Jun 1, 2005 19:07:50 GMT -5
90. walk in on random peoples conversations and scream "INCONCEIVABLE!"
91. sing when in a large crowd "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is my most faaaaaaavorite color!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 2, 2005 16:28:15 GMT -5
*snrk* I like 90.
92. Pick out some guy in a crowd or anywhere, go up to him with a lightsaber and say, "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 2, 2005 18:03:00 GMT -5
93. Talk about the goings on at this forum as if it were the reality normally considered real to others.
94. When the conversation drags, start stomping the floor as if you're trying to squash something and yell, "Die, creature! Die" (or dye)
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 3, 2005 9:56:58 GMT -5
95. Find a very busy store, then sit in the middle of the floor, where all the people are. Close your eyes, and sit very straight. When people ask what you are doing, calmly answere, "Shhh.... can't you hear them?"
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Post by Mekka on Jun 3, 2005 13:04:37 GMT -5
96. Next time you have a sleepover, wait until your friend goes to sleep, then over and whisper "FISSSHHH!" in their ear.
97. Choose a large crowd of people to walk through, and shout "SQUASH ME! SQUASH ME!" instead of asking to be excused. Watch people become bewildered.
98. Scream and sob, "NO! DON'T DO IT!!! I DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT..." when the fast food worker goes to punch your milkshake order into the cashregister. Then lean over and whisper, "We mustn't let them know we want it, no..." and return to normal.
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Post by Master Stone the Shadowslayer on Jun 3, 2005 14:50:24 GMT -5
99.when going to a grandparent put a fake nose on your younger sister or brother and watch there surprise when they pretend to take there nose of and the fake on comes of.
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Post by sblomietheinsane on Jun 3, 2005 17:14:39 GMT -5
100. Dance in the middle of the street, and when the police come to remove you, glare at them and say, "Can't you see I'm busy?!?"
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 3, 2005 20:52:51 GMT -5
101. Go to a heavy metal concert in an N*SYNC t-shirt, and start singing their music.
102. Once you get out of the hospital after the escapade at the rock concert, put on your Metallica shirt, then join the party down at N*SYNC...
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jun 4, 2005 12:19:09 GMT -5
103. Laugh at the computer 104. end all querying sentances with "question mark?" and all exclamatory sentances with "exclamation point!"
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 4, 2005 12:22:25 GMT -5
105. Threaten your compy with physical harm when it misbehaves. In the presence of your friends...
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jun 4, 2005 12:27:24 GMT -5
106. when either in a hot place or having the desire for water, start calling out the Fremen word for water, "Help me Shai-hulud!", and "Blasted Jawas took my vaporator." alternately and loudly.
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Post by Master Stone the Shadowslayer on Jun 4, 2005 15:58:14 GMT -5
107.when watching a comedy at the funniest point scream like your scared to death then at the scariest laugh as hard as you ca count how many wierd looks you get
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