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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 15, 2005 19:48:58 GMT -5
This thread seems to be unnaturally landscaped with cliffs... *sits on the edge of cliff* 'Tis a rather fascinating discovery.
*cliff crumbles*
Ah, dzang.
*falls off cliff, consequently dies*
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Post by Faust-Dark Lord Reborn on Jun 15, 2005 19:51:36 GMT -5
*jumps after Dun*
I'll save you!
*falls and dies*
Faust D.- That was stupid
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 16, 2005 11:09:55 GMT -5
...I dragged in Jether. Looks like he isn't needed anymore, though.
Jether: Huh?
N1: (tosses him into a monastery) Okay...um... (brightens) I'm mindtricking people into smiting me because I think it's funny. And I made that "God Save the Queen" avatar myself. I'm done with it now, Warious...you want it? (grins)
...ACK!! (swiftly plants numerous trampolines underneath the cliffs)
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Post by Forca the returning on Jun 16, 2005 17:09:37 GMT -5
*tries to jump off a cliff, Garen catches her in mid-air*
Forca: Hey! I was trying to jump off the cliff! Couldn't you tell?
Garen: Well, yeah, that's why I caught you...
Forca: Can't you tell a girl trying to die when you see one?
Garen: *is disappointed*
Forca: Oh, sweety, I didn't mean it that way!
Garen: *is still disappointed*
Forca: No, honey, really! I won't die this post, I promise. Will that make you happy?
Garen: *stops looking disappointed, nods head*
Forca: There, that's settled. All better?
Garen: *abruptly kisses her*
N3: That ends our program for... *static*
Forca: *covers the camera*
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 16, 2005 18:16:49 GMT -5
*flying through the air*
Hey, who put these trampolines here? *bounces again, and crosses arms*
That's just no fun.
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 17, 2005 15:05:49 GMT -5
MUahahahaha! Safty trampolienes.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 17, 2005 16:30:43 GMT -5
Yes! (arranges big poofy mats around the trampolines) There! NO MORE DEATH BY CLIFF-JUMPING!! HAH HAH!!
(muses on how swiftly her karma doubled as soon as she put a Monty Python avatar on) Interesting...most interesting...
...That means they aren't smiting me as much anymore!! EGADS!! (dives off the cliff, forgetting her safeguards)
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Post by Forca the returning on Jun 17, 2005 18:55:39 GMT -5
N3: Forca is still kissing Garen at this time, and is unavailable for death. May I take a mess-*static*
Forca: Attention. This is Forca Kenobi, otherwise known as Delta Five and Admin Three. I am currently busy right now and cannot come to the phone. Otherwise, you would be hearing me talk to you right now. Please come back at a more convenient time. Thank you.
*There is the sound of someone jumping off the cliff, followed by a beep and then silence*
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 17, 2005 20:29:37 GMT -5
*looks down from midair at Jandalf*
I swear, I didn't do it.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 18, 2005 16:27:40 GMT -5
*splat*
Hey, guys, look. I'm two-dimensional! (peels herself off the ground and starts getting blown away by the wind) Stang...
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 19, 2005 17:27:50 GMT -5
*catches Jandalf and re-inflates her ala Warner Brothers style* There you go. *force catched Forca just before she hits the ground and re ties ger in her padded cell with straight jacket* And there you go. Hey Garen! Keep Forca occupied kay?
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Post by Forca the returning on Jun 19, 2005 17:33:33 GMT -5
Garen: You got it! I'll just sit here and keep an eye on her.
Forca: Hey, sweetheart, how about getting me out of this mess?
Garen: Sorry, honey, can't do that.
Forca: I'll kiss you if you do!
Garen: Alright, but just for a kiss. After that you go back in.
Forca: Deal!
Garen: *gets her our, kisses her*
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 20, 2005 14:43:07 GMT -5
*Warious puts up force barriers to keep Forca from escaping*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 20, 2005 15:58:53 GMT -5
Ahhh, much better. Thanks, Warious. Now we must see to building an asylum to protect our friends here... (muses) Hmmm. Obviously we shouldn't make it beside any cliffs or alligator farms or any such thing...
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Post by Forca the returning on Jun 20, 2005 17:51:23 GMT -5
Garen: *is still kissing Forca, so she can't get away*
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 20, 2005 20:29:40 GMT -5
*laughs*
I've escaped from the assylum before, and I can do it again.
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 21, 2005 12:55:31 GMT -5
Dun has a point Jandalf...We need to make something in-escapable. Like a dungeon....without torture devices and it needs padded walls.
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Post by Mekka on Jun 21, 2005 13:12:00 GMT -5
Yes! The Creepy Dark Stinking Padded Dungeon of the Decrepit Castle!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 21, 2005 16:01:45 GMT -5
Are you loaning that to us?
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Post by Mekka on Jun 21, 2005 18:05:07 GMT -5
*upbeat* Anything for the cause!! Dontations can be put in that little box by the exit...
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