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Post by Forca the returning on Dec 13, 2004 16:29:20 GMT -5
Alright, I saw this picture and immediately put a funny caption to it, but I'd like to see what you other people can come up with. This is no contest, so you can post more than one caption. Just post with whatever comes to your head! After, say, a month or two (to make sure everyone who might want to participate gets a chance to) I will reveal the actual caption I put to it! Here's the pic, caption away!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 20, 2004 14:26:09 GMT -5
"Call that a knife? This is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, Master. That's a lightsaber."
"It is?"
"Yes, Master."
".... Oh. I knew that."
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Post by Reasonably_Crazy on Dec 23, 2004 0:06:52 GMT -5
Qui-Gon: C'mon, Obi-wan, tell it to the mike! Oh, wait, let me turn it on...
Obi-wan: Master, NO!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Dec 23, 2004 14:49:47 GMT -5
Qui-Gon: You make ONE more smart remark about warm welcomes, and this will be shaving your head.
Obi-Wan: Ulp.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 23, 2004 23:17:43 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Master, it's not Yoda's lightsaber.
Qui-Gon: It's sure darn small enough.
Obi-Wan: I'd never steal Master Yoda's lightsaber.
Qui: Uh-huh.
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Apr 23, 2005 17:42:26 GMT -5
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan: Yes, master. Qui-Gon: DON’T loose this again. Obi-Wan: Yes, master. *notices Anakin* *turns red* Anakin: *is incredibly amused* *tauntingly* Look who lost his lightsaber. *grins malevolently*
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Post by Eomer Kenobi- Gaara fan on Apr 25, 2005 17:26:29 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]now obi-wan use the force, pretend that this-" *brandishes lightsaber* "is a delicious icecream cone your hunger will soon be over." [/glow] [shadow=red,left,300]It's a lightsaber master[/shadow] [glow=red,2,300]...I know it is just...urg USE THE FORCE![/glow] [shadow=red,left,300]But Master it's a lightsaber...I'll...I'll look stupid![/shadow] [glow=red,2,300]there's no one watching .[/glow] [shadow=red,left,300]how do you know?[/shadow] [glow=red,2,300]just do it![/glow] [shadow=red,left,300] *looks around* just don't turn it on ok?[/shadow] [glow=red,2,300]*looks around shiftly* of course...[/glow]
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Post by Forca the returning on May 1, 2005 17:39:01 GMT -5
OK, I think it's high time we put a real caption on this! Great job, everyone! I was laughing the whole time! *is still having giggling fits, but that may be due to the presence of her boyfriend in the corner* *only Jandalf and Tiana will get that one, so if you must know, inquire*
OK, here was the original caption I put to it. Adrienne, you weren't far off!
Obi-Wan: "Uh, Master, that's my lightsaber."
Qui-Gon: "Exactly. Next time, try not to lose it!"
Obi-Wan: "Uh, Master... that's my line!"
If you guys really want, I can find another funny picture for you guys to put captions to!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 2, 2005 1:15:36 GMT -5
Heehee... go ahead, Padawan. I'm not much of a good caption artist, mind you, but it's still amusing to read...
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 2, 2005 19:39:00 GMT -5
Urgh. Sorry couldn't resist... must post one..
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*Setting: The Jedi Temple. Class: Force 101*
Qui-gon: This is a lightsaber.
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Sorry... anybody who's ever played sports, or watched football, or heard any football coaches talk, will understand. To the rest of you -- well, there was a point.
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Post by Jareth on May 16, 2005 19:27:39 GMT -5
Qui Gon: I am trusting you with my life, don't fail me, young apprentice Obi Wan: don't worry, master, you can count on me to shave your head like Mace's
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Post by Kar Vastor on May 17, 2005 22:00:27 GMT -5
Obi wan: Are you serious Master?
Qui Gon: Yes.
Obi Wan: So you want me to put my lightsaber in my mouth?
Qui Gon: Yes.
Obi Wan: Do you want me to eat it also?
Qui Gon: NO! I just want to see how you look with it in your mouth.
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on May 18, 2005 14:02:19 GMT -5
Qui-gon: You used your lightsaber to cut your hair... Obi-wan: Yes master. Qui-gon: Well, you should've had someone else do it for you. It looks as though you've balded yourself on the left, no on your right side. Do be more careful in the future. Obi-wan: Yes master.
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Post by Forca the returning on May 20, 2005 18:56:42 GMT -5
*cracks up hysterically* Maybe... we... should... just... leave... that one... up.... *is gasping for breath*
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Post by Eisley the Mildly Insane on May 21, 2005 19:04:16 GMT -5
Qui-Gon : You did WHAT with my lightsabre?!
Obi-Wan : Driff mel kn
Qui : I can't hear you Padawan
Obi : Dropped it into the Reliever unit
Qui : *Stunned Silence*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on May 22, 2005 13:59:51 GMT -5
(snickers) Maybe we should post a new one every now and then...it's your thread, Forca, so you can do what you like. Thought I'd suggest that, though. There are some pretty hilarious pics out there.
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Post by sblomietheinsane on May 23, 2005 11:37:40 GMT -5
Qui-Gon: Right, now, what is this?
Obi-Wan: Um, uh, a, uh... lie....
Qui-Gon: *sigh* A light...
Obi-Wan: A lightsaber?
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Post by Forca the returning on May 23, 2005 18:44:23 GMT -5
Well, GM, if I can find any good ones in my archives.... and then there's the problem of my photo hosting... my comp is rejecting photobucket right now, so I can't get to any of my previously uploaded pics... But when I figure something out, we will have a new pic up here! It's just that everyone is coming up with some great captions still, and I don't have a new pic. But we will, oh yes, precious, we will!
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Post by sblomietheinsane on May 24, 2005 13:21:51 GMT -5
Here's a fantabulous LoTR pic... hehe... It ain't over 'til the fat hobbit sings...
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on May 24, 2005 19:41:39 GMT -5
*bursts out laughing... literally* Gasp! That's hilarious! *is amused*
"OWWWWWWWW!!! ... Remind me never to stand up abruptly under a rock ledge..."
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