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Post by Trinity on Jun 25, 2004 21:44:02 GMT -5
Okay, for those of you who are blinking confusedly, I came up with the idea of a pink bus to hunt Kate Bosworth down (KEEP IT ALL PG). Until now, the need for the PINK BUS OF TERROR has not been great. But now the *gasp* sad news has come through that Orlando Bloom *sigh* has asked Kate Bosworth to marry him!!!
Okay, stop crying.
Anyway, this is the RPG where we take my PINK BUS of TERROR and hunt Kate Bosworth down! Now, as much as some of you may want to cause some serious physical harm to Kate Bosworth, you have got to keep what you post here on a PG level. If you are really angry, get a journal and record your hostile feelings there. This is the place to have fun with the concept! Okay, enough of my blabbing, let's go!
Oh, this is a spoof, so anything can happen!
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Trinity sat, hunched in the driver's seat of a conspicuously pink bus, scanning the sidewalk for her prey. Many blondes walked by, but not the one she was searching for. She was searching for *dun dun duh* KATE BOSWORTH!!! After an hours worth of searching, her quest was so far lacking. In disgust, she revved the bus up and turned out into traffic of New York City, ignoring the angry honks behind her. So far, she was the only one she knew of who was searching for KB so intently, but she was confident more would show up.
If not, then the whole RPG would be pointless...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 25, 2004 21:56:00 GMT -5
Suddenly, Eowyn Skywalker fell from a nearby rooftop into the Pink Bus of TERROR. Looking up at Trinity from her upside-down position, she grinned. "Where are we going?!" Pulling out garlic, dye capsules, and of course, the lightsaber of doom, and infamous Medal Pole, she flipped back over, and proceeded to take a seat beside Trinity. "I was off on a quest to kill Mary-Sue, but that blone one eluded me. Come to think of it, that Mary-Sue looked strangely familiar anyhow..."
Eowyn looked around confused. "Anyhow, I'm babbling. Where are we going!"
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Anakin
Aanakin hid Kate B. behind his back as the Pink Bus of TERROR passed without noticing them, for Kate was disgused as a Mary-Sue, and NO ONE should've suspected that. He had joined her, in his quest for ultimate EVIL... making both of them quite on par with the Mary-Sues of that age.
Anyhow... his goal was to keep KB safe until they could lure those of the Pink Bus of TERROR into a place where they could be ambushed, disarmed, tied up, and forced to watch KD and Orli's wedding...
Yes, they were the ultimate evil.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 25, 2004 22:16:36 GMT -5
*** Trinity
"We are off to hunt Kate Bosworth!" Trinity replied, a little too happily at that. " Put your stuff back there," she continued, indicating over her shoulder where there were countless buckets of pink dye, pink paintballs, a couple of paintball guns, and other random things. Trinity's double ended pink lightsaber was stuck in her belt, along with an orange squirt gun, which seemed to follow her everywhere. " Okay, the hunt is on!" Trinity said as she drove the bus through downtown Manhattan, the most likely place to spot Kate B.
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Agent Vader
Agent Vader stood on the top of the Empire State Building, his cloak flapping in the breeze as he stared out over Manhattan. From his perch, he could see Anakin making his way towards the building's entrance. It won't be long, he thought as he searched for hte pink bus. Soon, he would have then in his clutches. There would be nothing more satisfying than making them watch the wedding. Agent Vader laughed aloud at the thought, and went ot meet Anakin.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 26, 2004 19:47:12 GMT -5
Suddenly, without any warning at all...
THUMP-THUMP-BUMP!!
"We ran something over!!" screamed Eowyn, unsure of whether that was a good thing at all the current confusion pertaining to Kate Bosworth.
Trinity and Eowyn rushed out of the pink bus to find Jandalf lying on the road just behind the bus, a tire mark imprinted across her robes. She blinked. "I saw this pink bus...and I couldn't move, the sight was so darn obnoxious...and yet, satisfying in an evil sort of way..."
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Meanwhile, Exar Kun hovered pointlessly over New York City, completely unaware of what was going on. Although, he'd been keeping an eye on the pink bus that seemed to be wandering at random around Central Park. It was very loud, at any rate, and he had nothing else to do...
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Post by Trinity on Jun 26, 2004 22:06:02 GMT -5
*** Trinity
" Well, you aren't supposed to freeze IN THE PATH OF THE BUS!!!" Trinity scolded gently, somewhat shaken by what had happened. Quickly, she and Eowyn ran to the girl's side and lifted her off the ground and into the bus. " Please keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the vehicle at all times and stay behind the yellow line and in your seat. Upon the sight of seeing Kate Bosworth, however, you may disregard all rules, except the one of staying behind the yellow line, because if you don't, then I can't drive, and belive me, that is not good! Emergency exits are at the side and in the back. Thank you!" Trinity rattled off in a stewardesses cheery voice, complete with hand signals and all. Jandalf and Eowyn stared at her. " Sorry, always wanted to do that" Trinity said sheepishly before taking her place behind the wheel. The hunt was on! Again.
*** Agent Vader
Agent Vader watched and waited for Exar Kunn to figure out what was going on. When he did, the PINK BUS of TERROR would be helpless in his clutches! And he could sell it and buy all the Pepsi he wanted! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 27, 2004 17:31:43 GMT -5
Haldir
Warious and Haldir were in her modified Swoop bike watching an agent and a Sith Lord by the name of Exar Kun. "What are they looking at?" Haldir asked. Warious shrugged and felw up to Exar Kun. "Hey Sith brother! Warious chimed at Exar. Exar looked up at us startled. "Oh hi." "Whatcha look'n at?" "I'm watching the pink bus down there," he said pointing. Warious looked down. "Hey Haldir, stay here with Exar Kun. I'll be back...eventually." Warious jumped out of the swoop down to the long pink vehicle, her black cape flowing behind her as she force glided down at a rapid decent.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 28, 2004 14:12:54 GMT -5
Jandalf blinked, confused, and finally realized she was in the Pink Bus of Terror. "Kate Bosworth? Who's that? Ohh...wait...isn't she that chick that Orlando Bloom seems to have taken a liking to or something?" She chortled. "Not as if I care. I don't like Bloom that much, anyway. But you seem to have this inclination to hunt her down, so...why not?"
Jandalf stood, and brandished her staff. "If she comes close enough to the bus, I'll lay her flat, and then you can go outside and finish the job."
***
Exar Kun hovered in a mindless circle on top of the building, where Haldir also stood. "So," he said, trying to be conversational, "what's Warious want with the Pink Bus of Terror? Don't ask how I knew its name, because I don't." Kun tried to figure this out, but he couldn't, shrugged, his nonexistant shoulders, and waited for a reply from Haldir, who seemed to be rather lost.
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 28, 2004 14:58:27 GMT -5
Haldir
Haldir stood next to Exar Kun, wondering when Warious would get back and if she could. It was a rather far way to fall, even for a powerful Sith Lady like her. "How come you don't have any sholders?" Haldir asked Exar.
*** Warious
Warious was falling a rapid pace down to the pink bus below her, but for some reason it seemed she would never land and would just keep falling and falling until... WHAM She hit the top of the pink bus.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 28, 2004 16:20:31 GMT -5
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Trinity
"What was that?" Trinity asked... someone in alarm. Nobody answered, so she pulled the bus to the curb and turned it off to she could go out and investigate. Much to her astonishment, there was a lady covered in a black cloak sprawled on the top of the bus! " You dented my bus!" Trinity yelled as she approached the lady, her ever present orange squirt gun drawn and trained on the lady.
*** Agent Vader
Agent Vader watched out the window as Warious sped downward. He winced as she hit the roof of the bus. " That's going to leave a mark," he muttered as he began heading to the top of the building so he could conspire wiht Exar Kun.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 28, 2004 19:51:15 GMT -5
Jandalf stared at the dent that had come very close down to her head. "Wow. That was close."
Eowyn S. shrugged, not really caring, because she was lucky enough to be a little more vertically removed from the dent, which was oddly Warious-shaped.
***
Exar Kun rolled his nonexistant eyes. "I don't have shoulders because I don't have a physical form at the moment. WHY DID YOU IGNORE MY QUESTION??" He suddenly burst into Sithly tears, somehow, though the tears didn't really exist either...
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 29, 2004 13:16:28 GMT -5
Haldir
"Sorry. I have no idea why she wants the bus. She probably thinks Trinity is there. It pink after all." Haldir replied to the put off Sith Lord. Then Exar looked up. "Hey look whos comming, it's Agent Vader."
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Warious
Warious groaned after feeling something wet hit her. She looked over the edge of the bus to see a very angry Trinity with squirt gun. "Ah ha! I knew it was you!" "And you dented my bus!!!" Trinity yelled up at her. Warious got down off the top of the bus, foucused her force powers on the large dent and restored the bus to its normal shape. This seemed to appease Trinity for now. "So Trin, whats with the bus?"
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Post by Trinity on Jun 29, 2004 17:26:20 GMT -5
*** Trinity
" We are using this bus to hunt down Kate Bosworth before Orlando Bloom marries her," Trinity asked, still keeping her gun trained on Warious. " It's... pink," Warious finally said at last. Trinity nodded as she inspected the newly resurfaced top of her bus. " Hmm, very nice, very nice," she muttered to herself. After a moment, she turned to face Warious. " Yes, I know it is pink. What other color could it be, what with me driving and all. So, you wanna help?" Trinity asked.
*** Agent Vader Agent Vader strode up to where Haldir and Exar Kun where standing. Well, Exar Kun couldn't technically stand, but he hovered. " What's going on down there?" he asked. " Warious just flew down and slammed into the top of Trinity's pink bus," Exar Kun mumbled as he watched them below. " I always miss all the good stuff," Agent Vader muttered, then seemed to notice Haldir for the first time. " Who are you?" he wheezed.
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 29, 2004 18:02:32 GMT -5
Haldir
"I'm Haldir of Lothlorien." Haldir replied. "I'm Warious' er, well I want to be Warious' husband." Agent Vader shrugged not caring and turned to Exar Kun...
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Warious
"Sounds cool. Sure!" Warious replied excited. "But once we find this...Kate, what are we going to do with her?" The Sith Lady asked following Trinity on to the bus.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 29, 2004 19:32:41 GMT -5
*** Trinity
Trinity paused half way up the bus steps. " You know, that's a good question, and I knew it was coming" she said, then took on a look of deep thought as she sat into her seat. After a moment, she turned to Jandalf and Eowyn. " Do you two have any suggestions?" she asked.
*** Agent Vader
Agent Vader paused for a moment as he turned to Exar Kun. He thought about asking the dark lord where his shoulders were, but then decided that it may be best not too. " Are you here to help, my lord?" he asked. Exar Kun nodded his shadowy head. Agent Vader shrugged and pulled a can of Pepsi out of his cloak. He opened it and took a long, Pepsi - like comercial drink. " Want some?" he asked Exar Kun. The shadowy man just stared at him. " Okay, more for me," Agent Vader muttered and went back to drinking his soda.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 30, 2004 1:28:29 GMT -5
"Suggestions about what?" asked Eowyn, looking up at the roof, with which the dent had avoided denting her, being the diminutive Padawan that she was, and continued to puzzle over the fact that it had straightened back out. "Oh, Hi Warious... I knew that dent seemed oddly familiar! How come the dent de-dented?" She paused momentarraly. "And do you have any cookies? I have arsenic," she added helpfully.
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Anakin
"Hey... are you me?" Anakin asked of Agent Vader, staring at the Pepsi evilly. "Mmmmm... pop... yum..." He proceeded to take out some garlic and munch on it. "So... seems their after you, ehh, Kate." Then he stopped, forgetting that he had ducttaped her mouth shut to keep her from rambling on and on about the cuteness that is... Orlando Bloom! "Besides, I'm cuter than any old elf!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 30, 2004 13:41:38 GMT -5
Jandalf sighed, and flopped down on one of the seats in the Pink Bus of Terror, staring out the window. It seemed all kinds of people she already knew about were flooding into the Bus, and she felt she needed something to do.
Then she caught a flash of....something.
"Hey," she announced to all the others, "I think that was Kate Bosworth, just down that alley."
***
Exar Kun agreed with Anakin. "Any Sith can beat that Elf for good looks. Except maybe Vader," he added as an afterthought. "But the mask makes up for that."
As Agent Vader guzzled Pepsi, the others on the rooftop continued to discuss how Sith generally looked better than Elves.
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 30, 2004 14:57:53 GMT -5
Haldir
Haldir glared at the gatherd Sith Lords talking about elves as if one wasn't there. A plan formulated in his mind.
"Warious chose me over a Sith." Haldir spoke up.
The Darths looked at him with blank expressions then turned back to their conversation. They continued to ignore Haldir as he came up behind Agent Vader who was busy chugging Pepsi. Then,(with reflexes only given to elves) Haldir snatched Vader's pepsi, jumped on Warious' still running swoop bike and took off.
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Warious
Warious, Jandalf, Eowyn and Trinity took off down the direction that Jandalf had pointed in hot persuit of...Martha Stewart?! The foursome skidded to a halt out of shock and horror. Warious then snarled and ignited her dark purple lightsaber. This could get icky.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 1, 2004 18:13:54 GMT -5
Jandalf turned red. "Whoops. It's Martha Stewart. Wait a minute..." She suddenly thought of something. " Did she escape from prison?"
"WE MUST BRING HER TO JUSTICE!!!" screamed all the people of the Pink Bus of Terror simultaneously, and brought out what they had for weapons to pursue Martha Stewart and make sure she could wreak no more economical havoc upon the unsuspecting citizens of Earth.
***
"Hey," commented Exar Kun as he watched Haldir make a getaway, "that was actually a pretty nice move."
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Agent Smith
Jedi Hobbit
Agent of Purpleness
Welcome to the Matrix. I will live again!
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Post by Agent Smith on Jul 2, 2004 12:55:39 GMT -5
Agent Smith
Agent Smith just downloaded into a human male brain. His name was Hugo Weaving. Smith/Weaving was in the human city of New York. Many people kept comming up to Agent Smith asking for his signature. Occasionally someone would call out, "Hey look! It's Agent Smith!" This only slightly confused the agent untill He read the previous owner's mind of his new body. "Ah. This one impersonated me then. And there was no purpose to do so other than to entertain. Pathetic." Smith thought to himself.
Then he noticed a group of 4 strangly dressed females and one normal looking one. The 'strange' ones had tied up the other woman and were dragging her towards a police station. One of the females looked up in his direction. Agent Smith recognized her as Darth Warious. She had worked for him in the past. Agent Smith walked over to the humans. Suddenly the woman cried out. "Hugo Weaving! Thank God you're here! Help me please!" Agent Smith replied, "I'm not Hugo Weaving. Hello Warious." "Hi Smith!" The Sith replied. " Dye Smith!" Trinity added. "Who is that you have tied up?" the Agent asked.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 2, 2004 14:41:58 GMT -5
"Martha Stewart," said Jandalf, looking at Smith oddly. "We're bringing her to justice. When did you get a haircut?"
The other three rounded on her and gave her a substantial slap in the face.
"Oh," said Jandalf, dazed, "you're not Elrond. Right."
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