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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 12, 2004 12:05:35 GMT -5
Vanacoriel in the middle of running towards the door stopped short, still standing on the lard and called to the jedi. " I dont know your name, but you have a lightsaber. So um... follow me..." She then realized she was standing on the lard and that it was growing with anger. Then Yaz, for that was whom the lady was ,who was walking forward was grabbed by the panicing hobbit vampire and pulled inside the building." Lard is not very friendly. Past experiences, bleg. NOt very yummy either. Must run..." And turning still pulling yaz ran right smack into Faramir. " Hello....um...scary tall man" said Vanacoriel, once again very confused by how tall everyone was
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 12, 2004 16:19:52 GMT -5
Yaz was soo confused! she was being dragged around by a short thing in the middle of who knows where! her lightsaber was swishing dagerously around so she deactivated it, only to be yelled at by the short thing! oh this was not the normal day she had expected to have!!! also, during all this bustling about she seemed to be growing a rather empty stomach, and now was longind for some fast food...
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 13, 2004 2:04:43 GMT -5
Pulling Yaz into a corner Vanacoriel muttered about fast food and how she only wanted That weird kid with the glasses... what's his name? Peeves: Potty Wee Rotter. garborated. After awhile she remembered that she was supposed to be doing something that had to do with Jandalf, she asked Yaz a question. " Are you as confuzzled as I am? Oh no" The lard of the black land was advancing slowly and looked very angry. He commanded that Vanacoriel surrendered her lightsaber and she replied " Who died and made you Darth Vader?" [[New favourite comeback]]
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 13, 2004 13:16:05 GMT -5
yes! yaz thought, she was VERY confused, and she told this to the person, along with "who ARE you, and WHAT is that!? is it evil, or, are YOU evil, and can i use my lightsaber and get that smelly stuff away, and... DARTH VADER!!! WHERE!!! she began to panic, darth vader was not something she really wanted to deal with in this prediciment!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 13, 2004 21:30:02 GMT -5
"Hmmm...sorrry about that, no Darth Vader here, just expression. I am Vanacoriel Took, half hobbit half vampire, I am fairly sure I am not evil, except when it comes to garborating things like that." She gestured towards the Lard. "Oh, thats the lard of the black land. And unless you've a death wish, use your lighsaber against him/ He's just angry because I havnt fed him for awhile and that Kate and Denny don't feed him and that Faramir won't talk to him cuz he ate Boromir." Deep breath in,she continued. " And I am supposed to be doing something contributing to finding Jandalf, but I dont know what. Yes... he's evil." Jumping foreward she plunged her little lighsaber deep in to the lard.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 21, 2004 15:35:43 GMT -5
Jandalf took a very deep breath, and screamed as loud as she possibly could (which was extremely loud indeed, as she was a wizard):
"YOUUUU SHALL NOT PAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone within hearing distance cringed and plugged their ears. If there was one thing Jandalf knew how to throw, it was decibels in the extreme.
***
Obi-Wan remembered just in time not to look too friendly. "Good afternoon," he said neutrally to the two security officers within the booth. "We're passing through with these prisoners." He gestured to his tied-up company.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 21, 2004 18:33:43 GMT -5
"You'll never hold me!" Eowyn announced defiantly, not remembering for the moment that she was suppose to be the cute, humble little prisoner. "YOU'LL ALL DIE BEFORE I SUBMIT UNDER YOUR RULE, YOU EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, EVIL, EVIL..."
Anakin slapped her. [Enough already, Tiana!]
[No! You'll never hold me,] she replyed through the Force.
Anakin Skywalker sighed very dramatically.
"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! I WILL NOT GO DOWN THAT EASILY!!!! I SWEAR, IT'S A CONPIRACY!!! Release me, you fools!"[/color] Eowyn began to scream randomally about conspiracies, and act very much like Anakin and Obi-Wan were really holding her prisoner. In fact, Anakin was starting to wonder what was wrong with her at the moment.
***
Kate smiled slightly, and removed her earplugs. "As you see, that was useless, Jedi. Now...YOU WILL SUFFER ME TO PASS ANYWAYS!!!!!!!![/color][/b][/i][/u]"
The foundations of the earth trembled with the force of Kate's scream. She held her lightsaber in front of her, and took the first step forwards...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 22, 2004 17:57:52 GMT -5
Obi-Wan almost cringed. This was NOT how it was supposed to happen. [Eowyn! Calm down! Do you want the security guards to uncover us? We'll be imprisoned forever!!]
***
Jandalf rolled her eyes disgustedly. "You chicken, using earplugs. By the way, you should know better than to scream that loud."
Everyone stood silent as an ominous crack came from the infrastructure of the building while the earth continued to shudder with seismic activity.
"Earthquake," Jandalf pointed out, before the building began to fall over sideways.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 23, 2004 15:48:17 GMT -5
poor yaz was now very confused. "ooohhhh my..." she thought she may want to copy the little person, but wasnt quite sure. yaz was also pondering the words "half vampire" and was a little nervous, although, she was glad there was no vader to deal with!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 24, 2004 1:45:37 GMT -5
"Oh my what?" Vanacoriel stopped attacking the Lard for a moment and looked at Yaz. " Is it the half vampire thing? I am a vegitarian. No meat for me!" She laughed and decided she was incredable hungry. She pulled several items out of her pocket. A packet of Lembas, a few apples and a juice box. "Want some Lembas?" she addressed Yaz. The Lard made a very bazaar shrieking noise, somewhat like an ostrogoth on steroids and Vanacoriel threw and apple at him. The Lard retreated to the shadows from whence he came.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 26, 2004 9:27:46 GMT -5
"ahhhh...vgetarian..." yaz began to ponder this, and took the lembas, after carefully inspecting it. "the power of apples eh..." said yaz, looking at the place where the lard had gone, "hmmm" yaz thought some more "now that that has gone, what happens now?" yaz was still confused, but the excitement was begining to get her in the mood for action, and the little hobbit had done a lot of explianing and she felt obliged to help it.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 26, 2004 18:02:09 GMT -5
"Weelll, we are trying to save Jandalf, a wizard in all orange. She was hoodwinked and is imprisoned in this building. We are trying to rescue her. Us, the people of the pink bus. I only joined so I could get HP but, everything has gone horribly wrong. So, when the leaders of the bus let us know what was happening, I was eating and daydreaming so I have no idea where everyone is, except by the high shrieks, coming from, most likely, Eowyn... I just need to find them, and defeat the evil Kate for once and for all. And Denny of course. I dont think the lard will bother us anymore. Apples. I love them." Vanacoriel, took a deep breath in. She took a bite of her apple, and looked around the corners for other people. " Do you see anyone?"
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 27, 2004 13:29:20 GMT -5
yaz, now knew what was going on, they were trying to save someone,in orandge... yaz looked around, but couldnt see anyone. but using her acute hearing see could tell that there was something off to their left. this she told to vanacoriel
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 5, 2004 16:55:03 GMT -5
But if everyone had looked hard enough, they would have been able to see a few figures falling out of a toppling building, including a giant headless cockroach, Kate, Denny, a figure of shadow, and a wizard dressed in orange.
Fortunately, the latter of the group kavammed a trampoline down on the pavement below just in time.
BOING!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 5, 2004 17:43:41 GMT -5
Eowyn took a deep breath. "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE ME HOSTAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She ignored Obi-Wan's screaming at her through the Force, and continued with her exagerated hystarics.
One of the random agents shrugged, and patted Obi-Wan on the shoulder. "Prison fever. They all go through the trama. Carry on."
Anakin breathed a silent sigh of relief as he picked up the screaming Eowyn, and dragged her into the building-- the one that happened to be across from the one that was toppling over at the moment.
***
Kate didn't scream on her way down, merely cursed in Huttese. She began to pull out a jet pack, and carefully hooked it up. She nearly hit the trampoline too, however, was able to turn on the jet pack. Sadly, it contained super rocket fuel.
Five seconds later, Kate Bosworth was on the moon.
((Glad to see that the LotC Jandalf still exists... snicker.))
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Post by The Hot Eye on Sept 6, 2004 16:11:24 GMT -5
yaz sighed... it was very torturous not knowing practically anything... there was a loud crash outside that made yaz jump "there is also someting either very big or very loud right there!" yaz said although this was very obvious...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 9, 2004 21:10:43 GMT -5
"EGADS!!" Jandalf screamed as the rest of the company (Denny, Shadow, the giant headless cockroach, and herself) continued to bounce on the trampoline.
Far above, Faramir lost his grip on the edge of the building and came down, also miraculously landing on the trampoline.
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Post by Mekka on Sept 21, 2004 20:01:32 GMT -5
From a short distance away, a small girl of the slim-and-shadowy type watched the proceedings on the trampoline. If she was utterly confused and bewildered, she did not show it. However, her skinny eyebrows rose like bread as she watched the final addition to the rapidly unfolding drama before her.
She stepped forward, clearing her throat firmly. "Excuse me," she said. "I couldn't help but notice the rather unsafe goings-on of this place. I mean, enormous headless insects bouncing out of control on a piece of flappy netting stretched between thin metal rails I can ignore for the sake of utter cluelessness and good manners. But men falling from far above? I don't mean to sound like Sean Astin (may he live forever), but somebody's going to get hurt!" At that her eyebrows went up so far her head was extended a few inches in a vertical direction before popping back in proportion to the rest of her face.
Tasha bit her blue lips (she had blue lips!) a little nervously. Normally, she wouldn't have spoken out, but she felt very strongly on this issue. "Anyway," she continued shyly. "I think someone started a fire under your trampoline."
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 22, 2004 14:46:22 GMT -5
Jandalf stared at Tasha, which was an impressive accomplishment since she still seemed to be bouncing up and down. "Actually, you may have a good point there."
"FIRE!!" Faramir screamed, being rather paranoid of fires. And who can blame him, after RotK?
Everyone managed to scramble off the trampoline (except for the giant headless cockroach) just before it burst into flame.
Jandalf bowed to the stranger. "My thanks. Where did you come from?"
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 22, 2004 18:15:30 GMT -5
"YOUCH!" Shadow hit the ground with a loud 'thud'. She stood up and shook her head. "Well, now, that's interesting," she commented, looking at the aztex gold imprint that had been caused by the fire under the trampoline.
She scrambled to her feet, in order to not look akward in front of the newcomer. "Hail," she greeted. "I am Shadow, that's Faramir, and up there's Kate B."
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