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Post by Trinity on May 19, 2004 16:11:02 GMT -5
(OOC: I figured since there was no Matrix RPG yet, it was time to start one! So bring on the Agents, Pirates, Hobbits, Elves, Sauron, Star Wars and all the insanity you want into the Matrix. DON'T FORGET THE GARLIC!!)
The echo of a footstep sounded down the hall. Trinity looked up from where she was sitting. Her grip tightened on the bench as the footsteps came closer. They had found her. " Good evening, Miss Anderson," came the bone chilling voice of Agent Smith. " What do you want?" Trinity asked, edging towards the window. " You know what I want" Agent Smith answered cynically. " You cannot have it," Trinity snapped. " Funny you should say so, because I think quite differently about it," Smith purred as he edged nearer to her. " You cannot have the Gummi Bears!!" Trinity yelled. " Maybe THIS will change your mind!" Agent Smith shouted as he pulled something out of his pocket. Trinity recoiled in horror. It was GARLIC!! Without any hesitation, she flung herself out the window and into the alley below, where she began to run.
(OOC: I hope that was a good start...)
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Post by Celebrian on May 19, 2004 20:35:24 GMT -5
Agent Smith looked down after her and smiled... "Now she has fallen into my trap, works evertime!" He put the garlic back into his pocket. He quirked his neck and straightened up with a smirk on his face. "This will be easy....Agent Brown will get her on the other end." He flipped open his cell to talk briefly to Anakin. "Yes.... yes!... Good. The conspiracy is as it should be!" He flipped closed his phone and proceeded to leave the room, Agent Vader following close behind him!. "Miss Anderson will surely DYE!!!!"
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Post by Trinity on May 19, 2004 23:24:49 GMT -5
Trinity ran down the alley, keeping her eyes ever forward. She rounded a corner and *gasp* it was Agent Brown! " Going somewhere?" he asked as he pulled out *another gasp* a PAINTBALL GUN!!! " You FREAK!" Trinity shrieked as she reached into her coat pocket for her gun. Much to her dismay, all that she came up with was a little orange squirt gun! " I am going to cause Tank some non - PG pain when I get back!" she snarled. Agent brown began to fire. Trinity ran up the side of a wall and flipped backwards, the paintballs whistling past her ears and splatting on the wall behind her. One hit her coat as she hit the ground. " You will pay for the drycleaning, you evil scum!" she yelled as she frantically squirted water at him. Sadly, all her liquid ammo fell miserabley short of his feet. Throwing caution to the wind, Trinity began to run. Paintballs flew around her. She felt one hit her in the back. " Tank," she cried frantically into her phone, " get me out of here!"
(OOC: Evil Celebrian, you have corrupted my coauthor!!)
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Post by Celebrian on May 20, 2004 1:43:28 GMT -5
Tank responded immediately with a location only two blocks over. Agent Smith morphed into a person nearby, and in his cool, but menacing voice. "We've got her, she's in there," he said, pointing to the first door of the Green Dragon.
The three agents pursued her close at her heels. Agent Smith pulled out the EVIL GARLIC, just in time for Trinity to hastily grab the phone and disappear.
"I WILL get those Gummi Bears. They are MINE, MINE.....MY OWN, my precious!!!!" surprising himself at his bizarre change in tone.
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Post by Trinity on May 20, 2004 11:32:03 GMT -5
Trinity ran into the Green Dragon. two hobbits were dancing on a table and drinking out of mugs. She ran over to them and picked them up off the table and onto the ground. " Where is your phone?" she said sharply. The two hobbits looked blank. " Phone? Do we have a phone, Merry?" one asked. The other shook it's head. Trinity ran back towards the kitchen. There had to be a phone somewhere, or else Tank would not have sent her. A ringing reached her ears. " Where is that ringing coming from?" she yelled. Suddenly, an hand closed around her upper arm. " I sugest you not draw attention to yourself, Miss Anderson," A voice whispered lowly into her ears. The hooded man began to drag her up the stairs and into a room. " What are you doing?" she asked as he shut the door behind him. " Are you frightened?" he asked. " Yes," she answered truthfully. " Not frightened enough," he said. " How do you know?" she asked, stopping him in his efforts to shut and lock the windows. " Because, if you were frightened, you would still be running," he answered. " Who are you?" asked Trinity. " I am Strider," he answered some what reluctantly.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 20, 2004 14:12:09 GMT -5
((OOC: It might be wise to note that I am ANAKIN!!!))
Anakin pulled out his garlic shaped cell phone, and talked with Agent Smith for a moment... after rambling on about garlic, he hung up, and dialed Boromir. "It's a conspiracy," the garlic-turned Padawan hissed into the phone. "Plus, we have a job to do."
He laughed evilly, as he walked to the Green Dragon, awaiting Boromir's arival. And they would regain the garlic of DOOM, and the gummi bears of DOOMYER, and the Cell Phone of DOOMYEST! And, of course, while they were at it, Miss Anderson would dye... mwha-ha-ha...
Anakin waved around his lightsaber of doom as he entered into the Green Dragon Inn. Being, of course, that it was doomed, it exploded, and every turned to stare at Anakin oddly. He ate garlic, shrugged, and went to search out Trinity.
((Celebrian is away today, so she might not post until later... a lot later... I also may bring in Eowyn Skywalker... she could be fun to play here... Hey, Trinity, you must post in the Matrix STILL has you...))
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Post by Trinity on May 20, 2004 14:23:06 GMT -5
OOC: is THAT why you are on so early? I will post in The Matrix still has you, I am jsut waiting for the opportune moment...
" They are coming for me," Trinity said. Strider looked at her. " It is the gummi bears they want," he muttered as he resumed staring out the window. Trinity pulled out her phne ad called Tank. " Tank, where is Neo?" she asked desperatly. " He is still in Hawaii," Tank answered. " STILL?! Look, never mind, I need another way out. A person *looks at Aragorn with annoyed look* got me away from the phone before I could reach it," she continued. Tank began to say something, but then her phone went dead and the sickening smell of garlic filled the room. " Oh no!" she yelled. Aragorn leapt to his feet and pulled out his sword. " Swords are of no use here, come on!" she yelled as she grabbed him and opened a closet door. They disappeared into a long white corridor lined with other doors. Trinity ran to one. " In here!" she yelled as she opened it. The entered and found themselves in the Wood of Lothlorien.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 20, 2004 14:37:50 GMT -5
"Yessss..." hissed Anakin. "Fly, you fools... they are walking right into my trap." He ate more garlic, until he realized that there were only 152703 left, and gasped. "NOOOOOOO... my GARLIC!!!!! A LAMENT FOR GARLIC!!!!!!!!!!!" He began to wail in Huttese.
Suddenly, there was a flash of light... green light, to be exact. No, to be even MORE exact, the green light of DOOM! and Tiana the Padawan tumbled from the roof.
"Oof," she stated, standing up, and hitting her head. "Who made the roof so LOW! I mean, for me to hit MY head on the roof means that it must be at least 4"8, or lower, and cannot be a normal roof, so therefore, this is not normal, and therefore..." she paused, her eyes lighting on the annoyed Anakin. "ANAKIN, MY LOVE!!!" she screamed. "EEEKK!!!!! HE'S HERE!!!!!! YAY!!!"
"Wanna buy some Death Sticks?" asked Bill Ferny, here for a reason no one but I could tell.
"No, I do not want to buy Death Sticks," Tiana answered, pulling out her lightsaber, and cutting the Death Sticks to pieces. "DIE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALL DYE!!!! WE ARE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!" She nodded, and threw the pieces of Death Sticks, and Bill Ferny out the window.
This is PG!
Tiana sniffed, and died because the room still smelt like garlic. "I thought you... said.. this... was.... pg........"
I did. You just killed Ferny.
"Oh. Oops..." She then shouted in Elvish, and called him back to the light. "Happy?"
Anakin juggled garlic while he waited boredly.
Yes. Now remember that THIS IS PG!!!
"I will. Come on, Ani!" Tiana grabbed Anakin, and threw him into the clostet, falling into Lothlorien, and landing on Haldir and his brothers. "Oops..."
((Yeah, that is why I'm on so early. Nice LOTR quoting, but I just can't think... hey, what time is it where you are... it's only 1:51 here...))
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Post by Trinity on May 20, 2004 14:52:21 GMT -5
OOC: it's 12:53. This clock on the site always messes with my head (story of my life). I should probably change it...
Trinity and Strider crept through the woods. " What is this place?" Trinity asked. " The woods of Lothlorien," Strider answered. Trinity stopped and stared at him. " Huh?" she asked, completely confused. Strider sighed, grabbed her hand, and pulled her along. " It is the home of Lady Galadriel. She will help us," he said as the ducked behind trees. Suddenly a group of elves popped up in front of them, their bows loaded with arrows. " What business have you here?" the head elf asked. " We are here - " strider began, but was cut off by the ringing of Trinity's cell phone. " Excuse me," she said, then walked a few feet away before ansering. " Tank, what is it and where am I?" she asked. " You are *crackle* in *fizzle*" his voice came. Trinity walked a few feet. " Can you hear me now?" she asked. The phone line still buzzed. She moved another couple of feet. " Can you hear me now?" she asked again. Aftre a few mroe moves, it came in. " We should get Verizon wireless services," she muttered. " You are in a completely different world. I can't even see you on the moniter," Tank said. " Well, I can see that," she muttered as she looked back over at the elves, who were looking at her with a mixture of shock and wonder. " Neo wants to talk to you," tank said. " Glad he could make time for me in his busy schedule," she muttered sarcastically. " Trin, where are you?" he asked. " Nice to see you too. I am in the woods of Lothlorien," Trinity answered. " Are you okay?" he asked. " I am - " Just when she was saying this, Trinity turned and saw a man of whom the world had no equal. In short, she saw Legolas. " Fine," she continued in a dazed, dreamy voice. " Trinity? Are you still there? Trin, why did your vioce do that?" Neo asked in distress. " I'll call you later," Trinity said in the same dazed voice. " No, Trinity, no!" Neo yelled before he was cut off by the dial tone.
OOC: a girl can have a bit of fun... (evil grin)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 20, 2004 16:36:08 GMT -5
((Are you Canadian or from the States?))
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........." THUD!
Tiana stood up, and rubbed her head. "I just feel out of a tree, landed on top of an elf, and then Anakin... ANAKIN.... oof!"
Anakin then proceeded to land on top of Tiana, knocking the garlic out of her, and smushing up all the rest of the garlic while they were at it. "Oops...."
Tiana whacked Anakin... hard! "Ouch!" said Haldir, whom they were still sitting on.
"Sorry," said Tiana standing up, and proceeding to step on Orophin. "Oops." She twisted her face up. "This is... umm.... interesting."
In the distance she heard someone on a cell phone, and someone ogling, and realized that Legolas must've been nearby. She had never liked Legolas much, and, even though she was a nearsighted Elf, didn't really like normal elves, as she was too short. "Hiiiii!" she announced. "This is Anakin, and I'm Tiana the midget, and rather nearsighted elf Jedi Padawan Shieldmaiden of the new and unheard of order of the nearsighted elves of the Barrow-downs." She gasped, as the title was rather long, and added. "I am the Lady of the Lenses. How might I serve you?"
Anakin quirked his eyebrows.
Tiana grinning, and started babbling on again, before Haldir had time to realize that she wasn't suppose to be there, and thought of shooting her.
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Post by Trinity on May 20, 2004 19:28:38 GMT -5
((OOC: I live in California... or, as our new governor, the Terminator, would say ; KAL - EE - FOR - NEE - AA. Just kidding, Arnold's cool))
Trinity jerked her eyes off Legolas and looked at the new arrivals. " Who are you, how did you get here, and what are you doing?" she asked, pulling the orange squirt gun out. It was the best she could do. The elves took a few steps backwards and drew their bows. Trinity had a feeling that Anakin was bad news. Suddenly, the ringing of a phone rang through the glade. " Is that your's?" Strider asked. " It's coming from over there!" haldir exclaimed as he pointed at a tree. Trinity walked quickly over to the tree and began running her hands over the trunk. She found what she was looking for and opened a small compartment in the tree. Inside, much to the astonishment of all, was a phone. " Tank!" Trinity barked as she picked it up. " Trin, it's good to hear your voice! Look, I can't get you back to the ship, but there should be anotehr door nearby!" he said. " Okay," Trinity said, then hung up. She grabbed Strider. " Come on," she commanded and began walking towards another tree. She felt along it and found the seams to the door. Just as she was walking through, Agent Smith entered the glade. " My Lord Elrond?" Haldir asked uncertainly. "No! Find them and destroy her!" Smith commanded just as Trinity disappeared.
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Post by Celebrian on May 21, 2004 16:12:07 GMT -5
"They are here, I feel their presence!" said Legolas. "Come with me." He pulled them urgently into the glade of thickly woven trees. "I must know more about you," a smile lighting upon Legolas's face.
Strider kicked him. Legolas glared at Strider.
"You have a stout heart, but that will not save you. You can no longer wait. They’re coming," Strider threw at them.
"Make haste!" said Goldberry.
"Don't be hasty" said Treebeard.
Strider glared at them and them disappeared....for now.
Agent Smith smiled. "Yes... we are on the right track. Anakin, you are working you end of the deal quite nicely. Your reward will be great." he chuckled evilly. "Where is Boromir?"
"Boromir should be here shortly, I can see it in the mirror," answered Galadriel.
They all fainted at her beauty.
Boromir poured cold water on them. They jumped hastily to their feet.
"Don't be hasty!," said Treebeard.
Every glared at him. He disappeared again.
"I am here, but I am not short," stated Boromir. All turned they eyes towards Boromir. "HUH??" was heard 152763 times, simultaneously.
"You said I'd be here 'shortly', but I'm not short."
Galadriel cuffed him across his head. "Denathor raised dimwits, you should have hired Faramir!!!"
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Post by Trinity on May 21, 2004 16:28:29 GMT -5
"Hey!" Trinity squealed as Strider drug her through the door behind him. " You fail to realize the danger you are in, Trinity," Strider hissed as he began to run down the corridor, still dragging Trinity. " But he wanted to know more about me," Trinity pouted. " There will be time for that later," Strider said. He stopped after a moment. " Which one of these doors do we go through now?" he asked desperatly. Trinity trotted a couple more steps and stopped. This should work. She opened the door and stepped out. The land around her was deserty and warm. " Where are we?" Strider asked as he looked about. " I don't know... hold on, what is that?" she asked, cocking her head to the side to hear better. A faint rumbling reached her ears. It grew louder with each passing second. " What the..." she muttered as shapes drew nearer. Strider pulled out his sword and she reached into a pocket and pulled out ehr squirt gun, which she promptly turned on herself and sprayed her hair. Only she missed and hit her eye. She blinked furiously. The noise was much louder and the shapes were very close. Like, almost overhead. " DOWN!" Strider shouted as he grabbed Trinity. Had he waited longer, the podracer would have killed her. The racers flew overhead and were soon gone. " Whew, that was close," Trinity muttered as she shrugged off her trenchcoat so she was only wearing her tank top. " Come, there seems to be a great gathering that way!" Strider said as he began walkign towards the starting line, which was behind them, explaining why they didn't see it when they first arrived. The two of them set off in direction of the screams.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 22, 2004 0:39:50 GMT -5
((Nee hee hee.... I have ideas now....))
"WOO HOO!!" screamed Han Solo, barreling down the track in the Mellenium Falcon (sp?).
Chewie agreed with a growl.
Suddenly... Anakin Skywalker came flying down in a podracer, and nearly ran Trinity and Strider over, not to mention Anakin, and Tiana, who were there as well.
"Ummmm..." said Anakin, staring at the podracer, and at himself.
"I have a bad feeling about this," replied Tiana.
"IT'S A CONSPIRACY!" screamed Boromir.
Tiana stopped, staring. "Hey, where'd YOU come from? I thought I left you behind somewhere in the Quest of the Doomed Candies!"
"You haven't even wrote that yet."
"But I will... someday..."
Haldir proceeded to jump out, and scream: "THAT PODRACER IS SO LOUD, I COULD'VE SHOT IT IN THE DARK, WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND MY BACK!"
In revenge for that, a podracer screamed overhead, and nearly ran Haldir over. Anakin looked closer, and realized that it was himself. "Eep," he squeaked.
"I still have a bad feeling about this. And..." Tiana glared at Boromir, "it's a conspiracy."
Han Solo and Chewie walked over, somehow out of the ship. Tiana stared closer at them, and realized with a shock, that it was NOT Han and Chewie but...
"Yes, it is I, Miss Tiana," said Han Solo, ripping off his mask.
Tiana and Anakin gasped... it was Agent Smith!
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Post by Trinity on May 22, 2004 18:15:33 GMT -5
((Millenium (sp correction)))
Trinity and Strider continued running for their lives, pausing once in a while to avoid being taken out by podracers. They soon reached the starting line. Trinity looked over her shoulder and saw *gasp* Agent Smith!! " We have got to get out of here or he will get the Gummi Bears and all will be DOOMED!" she yelled. " I cannot see a way out," Strider said as he glanced over the crowd of shrieking fans. Trinity, however, was not listening. No, Trinity had THAT look on her face. You know, the look that some get when they are about to do something reckless and insane. Strider looked at her and noticed this. " Trinity?" he asked warily as Trinity flipped open her phone and spoke some words that were drowned aout to everyone else because at that moment Sebulba, in his pod, sreamed over their heads. " Come on!" trinity yelled as she grabbed onto Strider's arm and began dragging him towards a vacant pod. " Get in!" she commanded in a very authorative voice. Strider shrugged, said a short prayer, and sat in the seat. " Don't take this the wrong way," Trinity said as she climbed in and sat in his lap. Strider winced as she sat. Trinity glared at him and fired up the racer. The engine roared to life and, with one last insane smile that put all the other insane smiles to shame, Trinity grabbed the bars above her head and thrust them forward, sending the pod hurtling down the track. Strider began to pray far more fervently and desperatly than he had ever done before... And Triniyt laughed insanely, her always having been the one with the need for SPEED!!!
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Post by Celebrian on May 23, 2004 1:58:28 GMT -5
Agent Smith motioned to 'Chewie', who growled a muffled reply. "Let's go."
"It won't be long before I have the GUMMI BEARS OF DOOM.. they'll be mine, mine, all mine, MY PRE..." he stopped mid-sentence as 'Chewie' was staring wildly at him. He smiled weakly, "Well, they will," he replied after regaining his stern composure!
They evicted a couple of unfortunate pod drivers and took off in close pursuit.
Legolas watched intently from the sidelines. "I didn't even get to say goodbye," he whimpered.
Suddenly the thrill of adventure arose in him. "I must try this!" he mused out loud. He quickly climbed to the top of an oliphant who happened to be lumbering by.
The occupant pulled out his lightsaber. "Die, you fool!" "No, that would be DYE... you fool!" shouted Legolas as he shot a large FUSHIA paintball at him. The alien was horrified and dived off the oliphant, and landed in in a pool of florescent green dye!
"I warned him!," laughed Legolas as he hooked the lightsaber onto his belt. He picked of the reins of the oliphant and it thundered off in the direction of the pod racers. "I will rescue my dearest Trinity! That Aragorn is having all the fun!"
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Post by Trinity on May 23, 2004 21:42:36 GMT -5
Trinity, Aragorn, and the pod thundered down the track. AAIIEE!!" screamed Aragorn as the wind pulled the skin of his face back. " WHOO HOO!!" Trinity yelled wildy as she held on to the bar and swerved to and fro for no apparent reason other than to scare Aragorn more. Her sunglasses, which were amazingly still intact, kept flying projectiles out of erh eyes. She glanced to her left and *gasp* Agent Smith and Chewie were bearing down on her! " Doesn't this thing go any faster?" she yelled as she began fiddling with the settings. The pod stopped abruptly and went into a very fast reverse. Trinity quickly pushed another button and got it going forward again. " Would you please try to not do that asgain?" Aragorn yelled so he could be heard over the screaming engine. " Sorry, but look, Agent Smith is ahead!" Trinity exclaimed. It was true, in going backwards they had passed Agent Smith and Chewie, who were now looking back at them and shaking their fists. " Keep going!" Aragorn yelled.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 24, 2004 0:13:16 GMT -5
Tiana and Anakin and Han stared at the pods in disbelief. Tiana then proceeded to throw garlic at the podracers, while Anakin stared at himself, and created a paradox...
Han jumped in his ship with a name tha I still can't spell so we'll all call her the Falcon, and chased after 'Chewie', and the rest. "HEY, THAT'S MY WOOKIEE!!!" he screamed. "GET BACK HERE WITH MY WOOKIEE!!!!!"
Tiana stared at Anakin, whose eyes were glassing over, and he was turning... well... pale. "OH NO!!!!" she screamed. "IT'S A PARADOX!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!"
And then the big black hole Paradox thingy opened up, swallowing the pods, the Falcon, and everything else into one BIG time paradox.
Tiana looked up to find herself staring at.. who else, but HERSELF!!!!
She screamed. They had now entered into the MIRROR WORLD!
((Sorry, I had to post, but couldn't think of anything but that...))
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Post by Trinity on May 24, 2004 18:57:14 GMT -5
Trinity looked to her left and *gasp* saw herself drving the pod, sitting Aragorn's lap! She squinted her eyes, wondering if she was hallucinating. Her reflection stared right back at her. Trinity lifted her hand of the bar and waved. Her reflection waved back at her. " Whoa, weird," she muttered as she turned to face forward. Stranger things had happened, so she was not worried. Aragorn was another story. " Omigoodness!" he yelled as he caught sight of, well, himself. " What?" Trinity asked. " I see mirror people!" he yelled, clearly alarmed by the sudden turn of events. " Oh, is that all?" Trinity replied, obviously fine with the current situation. " He moves!" Aragorn yelled as he began to wave his hands to and fro. " Aragorn, stop!" Trinity shrrieked, but she was too late. His hand jared the steering bar and sent them hurtling towards the ground. trintiy grabbed Aragorn and leapt from the pod just as it slammed into the ground. She flipped through the air and rolled as she hit the ground. Aragorn just unceremoniously hit the ground. The pod exploded. Trinity picked up an aching Aragorn and pulled him out of the way of flying projectiles. " Great," she muttered as she stood in the middle of the barren desert.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on May 29, 2004 11:59:50 GMT -5
(OOC: Padawan (and Trin, I guess), it's spelled Millennium, with two Ns and two Ls and no questions asked. Heehee...at least Wookiee was spelled right...) Suddenly two clouds of orange rose up in the mirror world, and everyone heard a noise that sounded awfully like 152763 people saying "kavamm". To illustrate this: KAVAMM!! Jandalf stood in two different locations at once, staring at herself from her other self. "Hey, this is weird. Oh, well. Hi guys, what's up?" Obi-Wan was standing dazed beside her, having evidently been dragged along from their previous location, no doubt at the Temple, since he was still holding a practice lightsaber. He stared at himself in fuzzed-over wonder. "Huhhh?"
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