The Matrix STILL has you **Spoof number two**

[Tiana, eh?]

((I figured that we needed the spoof for those who are evil in the Matrix while we were at it, so the agents can come up with ways to fight the garlic. So bring it on, people!!! Garlic, lightsabers that explode, pink dye, green dye, Yoda clones, and CONSPIRACIES!!!!!! YAY!!!! Oh, and Haldir too...))

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away............ ummmm... errr.... errkk... ummm... *phone rings*

*continues to ring*

*and continues to ring while we're at it...*

"My preciousssssssssss..."

Agent Smith stood up and screamed: "NOT THAT KIND OF RING!!! ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!" He jumped, and grabbed the phone...

[Celebrian]

"Hello?" demanded Agent Smith. The phone continued to ring.

"Gasp!" shouted Agent Smith. "It's the evil phone of DOOM!!!!!"

"DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!," shouted the phone of DOOM!!!!! (like we don't already know it's evil by now!!!!)

"My precioussssssssssssssssss," hissed Gollum!

Agent Smith threw down the phone and jumped up and down on it, proceeding to twist his ankle. He morphed into a new body. "I hate this world... it smells!"

The evil phone of DOOOMMMM!!!!! continued to ring.

Agent Smith grabbed it and threw it out the window.
"OUCH!!!!" screeched Gollum.

OOC: The evil phone of DOOOMMMMM!!!!! was made from the shards of the medal pole that was broken and reforged in Narnia by Captain Jack Sparrow, Savvy??.
#nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys

[Tiana, eh?]

Ring... ring... ring... ring.... ring... ring.... ring... ring...

Sauron stood up in his castle, and screamed: "STOP TORMENTING ME!!!! I CAN'T HELP THAT ISILDUR TOOK MY RING!!!!!!!!!"

The evil phone of DOOOOMMM!!!!! continued to ring, until Sauron jumped on it, and was teleported into the Matrix, where Agent Smith was trying to kill the phone by throwing it out the window... and hitting Gollum on the head while he was at it.

Sauron pulled out the... MEDAL pole, and swun it around menacingly. "Who dares to throw telephones out the window? WHO?"

Anakin Skywalker proceeded to fall from a nearby Wardobe, and laugh histarically.

Sauron rolled his eyes, and sheathed his MEDAL pole. "I should've known that you'd be here," he hissed.

"Ah!" said another voice. "But he ISN'T here. YOu only think he is."

Sauron unsheathed his MEDAL pole, and hit his head. "No! It's EOWYN SKYWALKER!"

[Master Audreidi]

"What? Skywalker?" Obi-Wan stumbled out of the nearby refresher, half of his face covered in shaving cream. He took a step back at the horribly menacing sight of Sauron wielding the ONE MEDAL POLE TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

Rrrrrrrrrrring....rrrrrrrrrrrrring....rrrrrrrrrrring....

The EVIL DOOMY PHONE was beginning to get on everyone's nerves by now...especially considering that, no matter how hard he tried, Smith just couldn't get it to SHUT UP...

[Hobbit-eyes]

After the phone had been ringing for several hours, Agent Smith finally picked up the phone. "WHAT???"

"Hello," said the voice on the other end cheerily, "Are you interested in buying double glazing?"

"No," said Agent Smith through gritted teeth.

"Lowest prices on the market," burbled on the voice, seemingly not hearing him, "Buy four, get one free. First consultation absolutely free."

"No, thank you," repeated Agent Smith.

"Our man will come round and show you the catalogue, free of charge-"

"Listen," said Agent Smith, slowly and clearly, "to me. I. Do. Not. Want. Double. Glazing."

There was a slight pause. "Are you sure?" said the disappointed voice on the other end.

"Yes, I'm sure."

"Oh please."

"NO."

"FINE! SUIT YOURSELF!" shouted the voice in injured tones, "Jeez, if you didn't WANT double-glazing, why did you phone???"

"But I didn't-" The line went dead. Agent Smith sighed and hung up.

"Telemarketers," he said to Obi-Wan, "The true source of the Dark Side."

"I wanna ice-cream," said Katie randomly, sitting in the corner.

[JackNeo]

"Help!" Legolas suddenly screamed.

Agent Smith proceeds to pick up the phone, "Hello!?"

Legolas, CLEARLY IN DISTRESS, cries over the phone, "I - Can't - Find -"

Abruptly the line breaks and an annoying lady says, "Your time has expired, please insert 25 cents for your next 5 minutes."

"Argh," Agent Smith shouts and hangs up the phone.

Obiwan, Agent Smith, and another guy [no one seems to know his name] teleport to Mirkwood where they find Legolas, curled up in a ball in the corner sucking his thumb CLEARLY IN DISTRESS.

After many agonizing minutes to try and get the elf to talk, he states, "I cant find my...my..."

Obiwan leans closer for clarity.

"Purple nail polish."