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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 15, 2004 12:33:59 GMT -5
Jandalf grinned. "Thankees, Maeg." She turned to Jack, who was running up in a drunken manner, and almost managed to grab the wheel before tripping and sprawling on the deck. "I'm not taking over your ship. I'm just acting as the designated driver, since you, sir, seem to be in need of one at the moment." She tossed a spare M&M at Jack, who managed to catch it in his mouth. "Now go down to the bunks and get sober."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 21, 2004 17:58:58 GMT -5
Tiana looked around, and suddenly, it came to her that it was raining green M&Ms!!!! She screamed, "YAY!!! GREEN!!!" and paused. "Master, where's the chocolate? I WANT CHOCOLATE!!" She proceeded to eat garlic happily, all the while, Yoda was eating green M&Ms. "Was Jack drinking Purple Rum again?"
The insane Padawan rolled her eyes, and looked around for Jill Sparrow, who was eating War Heads that no one knew where they had came from. "GARLIC!" Tiana screamed, and then she hopped off with a data pad to write on the Quest of the Doomed Candies, as a plot device came to her.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 23, 2004 15:03:18 GMT -5
Jandalf waved goodbye as her Padawan jumped overboard into the water, clutching a datapad. "BYE!! HAVE FUN!! I hope she makes it to the next island."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 24, 2004 22:05:55 GMT -5
"BYE, MASTER!!!!!!" And then it came to Tiana that she was in water, and there was no ground beneath her, and that she wasn't exactly a great swimmer, habing only made level 7 at the Temple. "I CAN'T DO WHIP KICK!!!" she screamed, and glared at her datapad, which was, at the moment, zapping out because it wasn't water proof. "I CAN'T STAY HERE!!!" she screamed, as she seemed to do often. Then she swam back to the ship at hyperspeed because there was a whale after her.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 25, 2004 14:53:39 GMT -5
Jandalf's eyes widened in surprise as she saw her Padawan rocket into the air and land back on the ship deck. "Back so soon? Oh, right...the swimming lessons..."
Tiana glared at Jandalf.
"What?" Jandalf shrugged. "I hate pools. Besides, Kit Fisto is a great swimming instructor, being amphibious and all. One just can't really keep up with him...and by the way, Padawan, whales do not eat people. Not on purpose, anyway."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 1, 2004 1:34:31 GMT -5
"Hmmm..." Tiana rolled her eyes. "Well, that one just about ate me... and I think that I made up for any lack of swimming lessons just there."
She held up her dripping wet datapad. "So much for the plot bunny... sigh. Master, I REALLY must learn about swimming, sigh. And I also must stop sighing, and try to figure out exactly what the plotline at the moment is..." She sighed again, and ate garlic randomly. "For that matter, how was I to know that the whale didn't think I was a crill, or whatever that blue fish said they ate..."
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 2, 2004 14:39:05 GMT -5
"Krill, Padawan," mentioned Jandalf before fainting at the garlicky stench.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 2, 2004 18:03:13 GMT -5
"Oops... heh heh." Tiana proceeded to eat an entire pakage of breath mints, and breathed out again. "Ewww... those taste AWFUL with garlic flavor in ones mouth!!!!" She then proceeded to gargle with Scope, and arsenic, even though she knew very well that was a bad idea, and wave air fresheners around. "Ummm... master?" *waves hand in front of Jandalf's face* "Oops..."
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 3, 2004 23:03:08 GMT -5
Jandalf woke up, and grimaced. "Those air fresheners smell a bit stale, Padawan. Where did you get them? ...Never mind, I don't want to know."
She sat up dazedly and looked around. "Padawan...does it seem to you that everyone else has frozen in time, or something?"
And indeed it was true. The other RPers were still as stone! Only the arrival of the gamers could possibly unfreeze them, and Jandalf and Tiana began weaving a terribly exciting plot, complete with theme music.
Okay, it was only theme music. That's all. But they made really cool theme music.
(really cool theme music plays)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 3, 2004 23:08:31 GMT -5
"GASP!" Tiana gasped, as if that wasn't already obvious. Even cooler theme music preceeded to play, as she looked around at the frozen gamers. "They're frozen in time!!!!! And, master, the airfresheners shouldn't smell that bad... I only bought them on Tatooine five years ago, on our last mission, you know... oh... right... heh heh..."
More theme music played in background, as she hid the airfresheners, and attempted to wake the others up. "It's no use, master, only a miracal will wake the others up now... we need... THE PINK BUS OF TERROR!!! Or at least SOMETHING!!!!!" She sighed. "What can I say, it's a conspiracy."
Theme music drummed away in the background, as Tiana sat down, seemingly defeated. "We're doomed."
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 5, 2004 16:51:22 GMT -5
"Not yet, my good Padawan!" Jandalf announced, striking a heroic pose. "While there is life, there is yet hope!! True, they may be frozen in time...and true, we may have no idea what to do about that, specifically...and...and..." Her shoulders sagged as she sat down next to Tiana. "You're right. We're doomed."
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jul 6, 2004 3:45:38 GMT -5
Large blob of who-knows-what floats by and just to re-assure them shouts " This will be your one DOOM-A"
" To start time again you must seek the one clock of Doom-A and time-starting. To bear a clock of such clockyness is to be alone" and the Lard for indeed it was lard floated away
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 6, 2004 18:51:48 GMT -5
Tiana jumped up. "IT'S THE LARD OF THE BLACK LANDS!" she shouted. "Hmmm.... a clock... or else we could seek out some kind of Quantum Phisics (sp?) thing, and return back in time, to awaken the forgotten ones, who have fallen asleep." She paused in her melodrama, and sat down beside her master again. "We are all very doomed... where on Earth can we find such a clock? It's not like I can just pull it out of a window... I cannot work such skills upon magical objects." She sighed. "Does this mean we have to go on a quest?" She brightened up. "And if we get to go on a quest, can Lindo, Chelsegorn, and Taffy come?!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 7, 2004 15:22:53 GMT -5
"QUANTUM PHYSICS!!" shouted Jandalf, suddenly jumping up. "THAT'S IT!!! All we need, Padawan, is a ship that can go beyond lightspeed. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, if I am correct..." Then she faltered. "Oh, never mind. That isn't going to work. We're going to have to visit our friends from Timeline and steal their machine. That way, we'll be able to go into the past, and get everyone out before it's too late, using the quantum foam technology."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 7, 2004 20:44:36 GMT -5
Tiana sighed. "Well.... wait, that won't work either! That'd take us back in time to a spesific point... in Earth's history... that would be of no use, at ALL, master! Really! Because we'd have to wait it out, to get back to here, and then try and remember to save them... sigh." Tiana sighed again, being as Jandalf was starting to rub off on her. "Hmmmm..." Suddenly Tiana got an idea *imagine a light bulb here, as theme music plays...* "We'll have to go and find the Doc!" *more theme music plays* Tiana grinned. "Then we can use HIS time machine to go back in time!!!!!!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 10, 2004 15:41:39 GMT -5
"YAY!!" yelled Jandalf. "I LOVE THAT CAR!!!"
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 10, 2004 22:32:57 GMT -5
((You forgot the theme music))
Tiana grinned, and pulled out a random window from nowhere. "Then, what are we waiting for!?" she exclaimed, reaching through the window, and proceeding to pull out a copy of the Back to the Future Trilogy.
She blinked, and confusing theme music played. "Master... erk." She sighed. "Just the moment for my skills to cut out like that." Tiana sighed again. "Oh well, do you wanna watch Back to the Future? I'm sure I can get a DVD player... or do I try again?"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 17, 2004 14:51:03 GMT -5
(theme music turns to a happy, upbeat melody)
Jandalf thwacked the CD player that was spouting the wrong theme music, and cutting out at times. "Try again, Padawan. You'll get it eventually, I think."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 17, 2004 14:59:57 GMT -5
"Too bad that there's little that ryhmes with 'future'," Tiana muttered, reaching through the window, and pulling out a CD player. "Try this, master!" She tossed the CD player over, and reached through again, proceeding to pull out, in no spesific order, a lightsaber, a black Nazgul cloak, a pirate ship, a plank of wood, a board, a Nazgul, the One Ring, Frodo, Gollum, and the Death Star. Tiana sighed. "Just the time for my new-found abbility to cut out of wack again."
She reached through again, and proceeded to pull out more random junk, ignoring the fight between the LotR characters at present. "HERE IT IS!" Tiana exclaimed, pulling out The Doc. "We need to borrow your time machine!" she announced. "We have nucular fuel, and will pay..."
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 18, 2004 16:52:06 GMT -5
"Now wait just a minute, Padawan," Jandalf interrupted. "You know how expensive fuel prices are rising these days."
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