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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 18, 2004 16:59:20 GMT -5
A Shadow in the corner stepped in. "Actually," Shadow stated, watching her co-author suspisiously, because he was sneaking around behind the Doc, "we are not in these days, you must remember. And, if my eyes do not decieve me, that Padawan of yours is skilled in pulling things from a window. MORGOTH, YOU PUT THAT RIGHT DOWN NOW!"
Shadow glowered at her co-author, sending Force-lighting from her eyes. "Now, I know how I can send you back in time, but it will cost you... are you willing to make an accord with me, and join me to help locate the Aztex gold when you finish your quest. It is all I ask of you, young Jedi." Shadow smiled, passing over her face quickly, but with malice behind it-- the hint of a hidden goal. "Have we an accord?"
<<Trinity suggested that I start RPing... so here I am.>>
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 22, 2004 20:31:41 GMT -5
Jandalf stared at Shadow. " Doesn't it burn, when you make lightning from your eyes like that?" Then she smacked herself for making a stupid question. "Maybe we should just find a small isolated island and forget about all this, becoming more and more insane till time comes to an end."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 22, 2004 20:43:21 GMT -5
((Great!))
Tiana glared at her master. "We are already insane-- how can we become even insaner? And no, we are NOT going to hermitage in the depths of an unknown island... maybe though... nah. I don't know, though, oh Mistress of the Shadow... maybe, master, we SHOULD join her. It would be wise..."
She turned to Jandalf. "Besides, master, don't you think it would become a bit... ummm... boring and insane with just the three of us stuck on an island? We can't just stay somewhere until the end of time-- besides, will time even end? Or would we just keep on staying alive in this movie world until all turns to silver glass?"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 24, 2004 21:27:17 GMT -5
"Silver glass," Jandalf murmured, and sighed. "You're right, of course, Padawan. We must commandeer this ship, and set sail to a city or a port of some kind. Or perhaps we could find some treasure or something equally cool." She turned to Shadow. "What sayest thou?"
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 27, 2004 18:16:10 GMT -5
Shadow stared at Jandalf strangely, as in the background music began to play: 'we must away er break of day to fetch our pale enchanted aztex gold' She grinned. "Well, there's our answer, Jedi fool--" she coughed, and edged away. "Uhh... so sorry there, master Jedi-- it's a... habit. Being Sith, and all--"
The Dark Elf moved away slowly. "Anyhow, then, I suppose we shall commander thisship, not like it'll be hard-- it seems that the captain, and other's are quite asleep rightnow. Let's go and find that Silver Glass!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 30, 2004 20:56:36 GMT -5
Jandalf stared hard at Shadow. "So you're a...Sithly Elf?" She shrugged. "Works for me! Let's move these frozen people into the hold, next to some food just in case they suddenly wake up." So speaking, she levitated several of the crew members down below, then took flying leaps to the back of the ship and grabbed the wheel, grinning. "I don't believe I've ever commandeered a vessel of this type before."
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Post by The Hot Eye on Jul 31, 2004 15:07:01 GMT -5
(hmmm, now thats interesting... this looks fun and if someone could fill me in with the plot, i may jump in with master yaz, because she is cool!)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 1, 2004 14:07:33 GMT -5
((there isn't much of a plot at the moment...but we're working on that. Heehee. Basically, Tiana, Shadow, and I are commandeering this pirate galley on a quest against boredom, and maybe for something to eat. That's all...you can have Yaz come jumping out of the ocean wearing a scuba suit or something, if you like. Heh.))
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 3, 2004 0:37:52 GMT -5
"Woo," muttered Maeg, rubbing her head. "What happened?" She felt as though she had been frozen for a very long time.
"Hey!" she yelped, looking at Jandalf and Shadow. "Are you actually going to COMMANDEER a SHIP?! That's STEALING! How could you sink so low?" She gave them a stern glare.
Then she grinned and gave a shrug.
"What the hey, sounds like fun. Can I help?"
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 3, 2004 1:04:16 GMT -5
Shadow raised one hand. "We're not stealing the ship, we're [i\borrowing[/i] it," she corrected. "Just... borrowing it for an unknown length of time, that's all."
She shrugged. "Sure, you can help though. We're only on a quest to avoid boredum." Shadow stared at Tiana, who had fallen into a frozen state too. "Oh NO!!!!!!!"
/Evil theme music suddenly drums in background\
//heck, let's get a plot in here...\\
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 5, 2004 16:46:00 GMT -5
Jandalf shook Shadow by the shoulders in horrible confusion. "WHAT'S GOING ON?? WHY DON'T WE HAVE A PLOT?? WHY CAN'T I GET A HOLD OF MYSELF??"
Then she finally noticed Maeggaladiel had unfrozen...somehow. "...Maeg? YOU'RE ALIVE!!! Good...three heads are better than one and a half! Uh..." She blinked. "Never mind that. But...I know what we must do. We must commandeer this here ship, and go on a quest to find our missing plot. That'll probably cure our insane boredom, anyway."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 5, 2004 17:34:05 GMT -5
((Shadow and I will be godmodding each others character from this point. We asked, so we have permission. No one else does, however.))
Tiana found herself suddenly staring down upon the ship. What's going on? Her hollow voice echoed in her head, and she wondered if she had even spoken out loud. She struggled to move herself-- but she was frozen.
No. She wasn't frozen-- her body was frozen. Wha...
Shadows... they were everywhere. It was neither light nor dark. But there was no supstance. Tiana had the feeling that if she looked in a mirror, she would see nothing, or a shadow of herself.
Something echoed in her mind. Now you know what it's like.
Know what WHAT'S like?!
To be a shadow of something you're not.
As a laughing voice faded into the distance, Tiana suddenly had a very bad feeling about this.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 5, 2004 23:45:37 GMT -5
" D'ya suppose Jack'll mind that we're... BORROWING... his ship?" asked Maeg. She stopped as she passed by the other frozen people.
"Woo," she muttered. "Creepy. Hey, something is wrong with Tiana!"
True, she was frozen like the others, but there seemed to be a strange spark of life within her, as though her mind was only partially in her body.
Maeg waved a hand in front of her eyes. No response. A small grin washed over her face.
"Yaaaa!" she sneered, pushing up her nose and making a stupid face. "Anyone home?"
Still no response.
"This is kinda fun," she smirked, poking the frozen Tiana in the nose.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 9, 2004 21:15:59 GMT -5
"DON'T TOUCH MY PADAWAN!!!" Jandalf yelled, slapping Maeg's hand away and investigating the seemingly frozen Tiana. "Helloooooooo? Padawan? Uh-oh."
She turned around and announced to the other two: "I think she's in trouble. And since she's in trouble, we may be in trouble."
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 11, 2004 23:05:46 GMT -5
"Trouble?" cried Maeg, sensing a possible plot. (Actually, "trouble" was what she TRIED to cry, but since she was sucking on her slapped hand at the moment, what came out was "Thrubllle".)
"What do we do?" she asked, wiping her hand on her cloak. "Oh Wise and Dangerous Hand Slapper Jandalf, how will we save Tiana? We don't even know what's happened to her!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 12, 2004 19:18:48 GMT -5
Jandalf sighed, wondering if she liked that title. "I have an idea of what happened to her...she might be starting to become affected by a completely different story. Which is bad, obviously, because we don't really want to merge the two... Do you have any ideas?"
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 12, 2004 22:00:50 GMT -5
Shadow stepped in quickly. "Hey, if Tiana was merging Lord of the Garlic with this, I wouldn't be my evil Sithly self, I'd be... well, you know the plot." She peered at Maeg. "No spoilers for you!" ((plus Eowyn posted this before she told me what was going on in LotG... don't tihink it quite fits, hm?))
She shrugged. "So, I'm still evil, and Tiana's stuck in some weird, evil, scary, shadowy thingy... meh." Shadow shook her head. "I have no clue what happened... maybe something to do with Exar Kun?"
In the meantime, Tiana was attempting to break herself free from the Shadow she was stuck in, and attempted to communicate with the world to tell Jandalf and Maeg what was going on. However, she failed to do this because Shadow was locking her in quite nicely. That was the difference between this plot and LotGs... actually, at least one of the differences... there also isn't the angst in this one... and Shadow is actually still evil in this one. ((Tiana's behind me, telling me what to write, and now she's telling me to get on with the story... HEY! EOWYN SLAPPED ME!!! *growls* Well, she's letting me type... heh...))
I'M FROZEN!!!!! And I hate that all my thoughts have to be italicized like this... uhhhhgggggg...
Tiana attempted to sit down, but failed.
You like this new world?
No
It's what I've always lived in, you know.
Serves you right. Tiana made a face, and began pounding on the wall between the real world and the shadow world, which had sometime in the middle became real. It's a conspiracy, she muttered through thoughts. Why is everyone out to get MY character?!
No answer-- she slumped down, and made weird faces at Maeg through the Shadow wall to ease her boredum. ((Eowyn threatens to kill Shadow at this point))
Shadow felt rather uneasy lying to Jandalf this straight off, and hoped neither of them noticed her unease.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 12, 2004 23:05:55 GMT -5
Maeg's Finely Tuned Highly Sensitive Jedi Elven Mindpowers were trying to tell her something. Something about Shadow and her connection to Tiana. However, Maeg was busy examining her slapped hand at the moment, so she ignored them. Suddenly she stopped and raised an eyebrow.
"Have you ever had the feeling that someone in a strange parallel universe filled with shadows is making faces at you behind your back?"
Her F.T.H.S. Jedi Elven Mindpowers gave her the mental equivalent of a slap in the face. Stupid! Shadows! Shadow! The Shadow is hiding the light! To see through the Shadows, you must look to the Shadow! they cried. Maeg frowned.
"Stupid Jedi Elven Mindpowers, always talking in riddles..." she muttered. She still felt as though someone was making faces at her behind her back.
"Hey Shadow," she began. "What do you know about shadow realms?"
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 14, 2004 20:17:19 GMT -5
((Heehehehehehehhe... this is actually EOWYN typing at the moment... Laura's going to kill me, but it was her who didn't log off when she went to the washroom... and she did say I could godmod...))
"Uhhh..." Shadow thought for a moment-- actually, maybe a bit more than a moment, but a moment was all it was to the narrator. "Well, I know a lot about shadow realms, as I used to live in the Shadow Realm, Lady Maeggaladiel. What do you want to know?" ((Jandalf, this comment has to do with LotG... I figured out one of the problems... snicker.))
She glared at Tiana with her mind. Stop that! Do you want to give yourself away?!
Actually...
Oh, for heavens sake, don't ANSWER that![/i] In her mind, Shadow sighed at the Tiana who was locked within the SHADOW REALM *insert freaky music here*.
Shadow looked closer at Maeg. "Hey, are your Finely Tuned Highly Sensitive Jedi Elven Mindpowers trying to tell you something here... because you've got... you know... THAT look. The look that you get when something's telling you something confusing about... well.... something."
IT'S SHADOW! Tiana screamed through the Force. Sadly, however, she still couldn't get through due to the evil, scary, shadowy wall of DOOMINESS that was locking her in the shadow realm. She sat down again, and huffed. Just because we had this weird attachment in one story DOESN'T mean we have to repeat this, Shadow...
Oh?
Yeah. I really, really, really, really, really, really am annoyed by this.
And you think I'm not?!
Tiana just glared at what she could see of Shadow through the evil, scary wall of TERROR. ((Laura choose this moment to return and scream at me, but is nicely enough letting me finish the post))
"So..." Shadow looked around nervously, and wondered whether Maeg had sensed Tiana.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 19, 2004 14:29:22 GMT -5
Jandalf stomped on the deck. "I DON'T GIVE A SHAAK'S...BEHIND ABOUT WHAT YOU SENSE!!! I WANT TIANA BACK!!" Thinking of something, she produced a very fresh and yummy looking cake. " Don't touch," she warned Maeg, and waved it in front of her Padawan's face.
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