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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Oct 11, 2004 16:29:52 GMT -5
:ES: clones: GARLIC! WE SENSE GARLIC! Clones... ATTACK!
Shadow: Heh heh... I will take control of all the clones... (she takes control of all remaining clones) Now, my clone army, we shall... erk... (all the :ES: clones explode, because she was godmodding another person's co-author/clones) Sithspit!
(runs and hides in Jandalf's fort)
Shadow: (is afraid)
Morgoth: Clones, forward!
(many clones march forward, and run him over)
Morgoth: Not that forward. Ow! Ahg! Atch! Ow!
Shadow: (snickers)
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Oct 11, 2004 20:15:58 GMT -5
YOU GUYS (and girls) HAVE LOST IT!! ...... or did you ever have it?
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Oct 12, 2004 10:55:41 GMT -5
Lost what? Our sanity? Oh, don't worry, we never had any to begin with.
SURRENDER THE SHOVEL, ECHO!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Oct 12, 2004 18:59:21 GMT -5
Then, if that's the case, why do I call us Middle-earth: INsanity? Huh? HUH? That means we're IN sanity, right?! RIGHT!?!
Ergh... never mind. That made no sense. I'll go hide in a corner now...
But hey, that's what you risk by joining us-- lose of sanity, etc...
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Oct 12, 2004 19:14:01 GMT -5
"Why?," the insane Tusken yelled back at the N.S.E. "It's my... MY PRECIOUS!.... Oh, um EAT MY LIGHTSABRE!" *thawacks Meag with dull side of lightsabre*
Nice siggy Shadow, is that a female Imperial officer?
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Post by Thorongil on Oct 14, 2004 1:50:07 GMT -5
Umm...I don't think a lightsaber has a dull side. But thr shovel is mine!!! I demand that you return it!! Do it, or face tyhe consequences!!
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Oct 14, 2004 23:23:02 GMT -5
"Thanks, Echo. And no, it's not a female Imperial officer... just because I'm Sith. Sheesh. No, that's one of my RPG characters..." *thwaps Thorongil* "Can't you share?!"
"So, what's N.S.E.? Not-sane-Eowyn? Heeheehee."
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Oct 15, 2004 20:42:04 GMT -5
((Every Lightsabre has a dull end like when Maul hit Qui-Gon in the back when he was on the floor.))
"If you don't want to share Thon', you won't get the shovel." Uses giant frying pan to whack Thon' on the head. (What's so specail about the darn shovel!))
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Post by Vanacoriel on Oct 16, 2004 15:07:31 GMT -5
( What do you mean by what is so special about the shovel!? I am a complusive shovel stealer, becasue they are... well i don't know i just became one once upon a time. THEY ARE AMAZING! OK!!)
From up in an semi invisible airplane, it's that way because a garlic missile exploded too near for comfort, and there is garlic mulch all over the plane, Vanacoriel yells down at Thorongil.
" You are mean! You know that! Why can't you share with an innocent Hobbit-Vampire!? It's cuz I am shorter than you isn't it! It is! *cries* All I..ever wanted was....*sniff* a shovel...to love...*sniff* But you had to go ruin it didn't you! Stupid overly tall humaniod!" *pushs button and drops new style of bomb. The fat left over from the lard squeezing into holes that are all together too small for him to get in. " Be careful down there, lard is heavier than it looks!"
Merry: "Good Gravy, I have never seen her cry like that before"
Pippin: " I have it's the height thing, She cried for a very long time when the Lard told her that she was to short to be able to fly an airplane. By the way Maeg could you add second breakfast to that list"
Merry: "Add meal times! Add meal times in general!" *zooms off in general direction of the garlic covered airplane that holds vanacoriel*
Pippin: "Really sucks to be a clone... really sucks... I really don't like telletubbies. Did you know that tubby custard is toxic? It's true, one time Vanacoriel and I decided to make it, because Merry and Lard weren't home and they are the logical ones. I guess when we were reading the ingrediants we should've guessed that because that is well, arsenic and toilet cleaner isn't good for you,but they also said we should put some windex in it...which made Van suspisious...so ...we feed it to lard. THis was before he was really big, we called him lard as a joke, cuz he was so small, but this stuff...it made him swell to the mass you see today. I can tell really good storys kind of like Vana! Allrgiht!"* looks around for merry* " MErry?" *wander around...*
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Post by Thorongil on Oct 16, 2004 18:18:00 GMT -5
What's so special about the shovel? IT'S MINE!! If you wanted to borrow it, you could have asked. But you just took it, and now I look like the evil person only because I want what is rightfully mine. YOU stole it, YOU are a thief and YOU are evil. Now give it back!!
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Oct 16, 2004 19:32:13 GMT -5
"I stole it!? Last i checked it belonged to.... um,..... BAH! Who cares it's my shovel! Here Van, Take this coupon to Home Depot for a free shovel since you asked nicely. Thon',...... here's a quarter, buy some gum.
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Post by Thorongil on Oct 17, 2004 1:55:22 GMT -5
That message was directed to Van.
OK, that's it. *takes echo's pan, hits him in the head and steals shovel* No more games!! This is my shovel and mine alone. If you want to borrow it, you have to give me a reason for it and fill out the application form that I'm too lazy to make. Is that understood?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 17, 2004 18:36:26 GMT -5
(fortifies her fortress even more, making it impregnable, and stands in the doorway)
NONE SHALL PASS!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Oct 18, 2004 19:42:34 GMT -5
"Fine, fine, take my shovel, but I'd rather share with Van, scince she's got a plane-bomber-type ship. BYE!" Hops on with Van waving te fre shovel coupon in her face.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Oct 18, 2004 21:03:24 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I DID ASK THE FIRST 8 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/glow]
Lard: For such a small person Vanacoriel sure can yell!
Van: Thankies! Thorongil, wheres that application form! become unlazy LET ME BORROW YOUR SHOVEL LEGITIMATLY!! Home Depot coupons!! My life is almost complete, first I need to...harass thor into making that application form! *hops on one foot with Echo* Weeee! Where are we gooing?
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Oct 18, 2004 23:38:32 GMT -5
[walks up to Jandalf, uses her weird newly discovered Force powers to shift the atoms out of her way, and walks through the wall] "Tough! I'm passing anyway! NONE SHALL STAND IN MY WAY!!!!!!!! Not even you, JANDALF THE ORANGE. THE DARK FIRE SHALL AVAIL YOU, UHH... ORANGE PERSON OF ORANGEYNESS!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" Shadow cackles insanly, and looks around the fortress. "Uhh... shouldn't you at least have some pictures on the wall??"
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Post by Thorongil on Oct 19, 2004 0:44:01 GMT -5
You have to do A LOT of harassing to make me do anything!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Oct 19, 2004 10:36:41 GMT -5
Maeg: Hmmm. Nice fort, Jandalf. Impregnable, you say? How.. interesting. Helm's Deep was supposedly impregnable too... *starts looking for small drains in the outer wall*
HEY! I could DIG my way in if I had a SHOVEL! *Big puppy dog eyes* Thorongiiiilll! Could I borrow the Shovel for a teeny weenie moment? I have to prove that no building is Maeggaladiel-Proof.
Far: Why not get your own shovel from Home Depot?
Maeg: Because it wouldn't be THE Shovel. It would be a cheap imitation.
Far: I'll never understand psychotic elf women.
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Post by Thorongil on Oct 19, 2004 11:50:47 GMT -5
Sure. But keep it secret, keep it safe.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Oct 19, 2004 16:45:51 GMT -5
YAY! *sticks tongue out at Van* See what you get for being a shovel-stalker?
*starts to dig a tunnel under Jandalf's fort, armed with a basket of garlic grenades.*
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