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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Aug 21, 2004 20:13:19 GMT -5
Jandalf noooooooooooooooooo! Lasto beth nien tolo dun dun galoude!Come back to the light! garlic menaces!
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Sithspit
Sithly Elf
My spit shall ALWAYS rule!MWA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Post by Sithspit on Aug 21, 2004 20:27:02 GMT -5
Hey garlic menaces! I have finaly found my relitives!They realy look like me don't they?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 22, 2004 17:28:06 GMT -5
(dyes laughing) HEEHEEHEE...A LAMENT FOR JANDALF!! HEEHEEHEE!!!
Obi-Wan: Not the garlic...PLEASE NOT THE GARLIC!!!
Jandalf: (eats garlic-laden Italian bread of some sort and turns in the general direction of Obi-Wan) Whhhooooo are yoooouuuuu?
Obi-Wan: (faints)
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 24, 2004 2:02:04 GMT -5
Ever had Garlic rice? EVER?? it's like a disgrace to the noble race of rice. *sob* Might eat garlic...* eats garlic* CRUNCHY CRUNCH * falls in coma from stench*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 26, 2004 22:52:19 GMT -5
(eats wild rice, fortunately garlic-free) The only difficulty we might have here is from vampires, since we seem to have this thing for abolishing garlic. We'll have to turn out a lot of wooden stakes, you know.
What a royal PAIN rice is to eat with chopsticks. One at a time...
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 27, 2004 0:24:00 GMT -5
Some vampires are immune to garlic, in away. I am not all melty like most Vampires when it comes to garlic I just don't like it. * Picks up garlic* see no grossneesss no melting just a gross oder. *sniffs in, keels over* Agggggggggg.... *turns garlic into strawberries. * Wooo! Transmorgifier to the max. Go Calvin and Hobbs. Ahh one request, please keep sharp wooden pointy objects pointed away from me. Including chopsticks.
DYE GARLIC DYE!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 27, 2004 22:09:23 GMT -5
(points at Vanacoriel and shrieks) VAMPIRE!!!! But you can't be. You're immune to garlic.
Hmm...must figure this out. Do you have a special strain of genetics? An injection? Pills? Anti-garlic shields?
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 27, 2004 23:58:47 GMT -5
No comment... REALLY, I have NOOOO comments. You guys are just plain and simply... weird. Yeah... that's it. Weird.
*puts restraining hand on Jandalf's arm-- has to stand on a shair to acheive this, of course, and puts on a breather mask just in case the air is too thin up there to breathe* We are not going to kill Vanacoriel, half Hobbit/Vampire she may be. I don't need you running around screaming "Abomination" either, Jandalf... heh. Being as I'm the Force-sensitive Hobbit Eowyn Brandybuck-Skywalker, that's gotta be just as bad... snicker. A vegitarian Vampire is fine.
Anyone for some garlic pizza?
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 28, 2004 1:30:18 GMT -5
Ah, well my vampirical family are all evil and eat meat and aren't immune to garlic. The hobbits however are all vegitarian and immune to garlic. Apperantly I have inherited the immunity to garlic and vegitarianism. So no pills or anything of the sort. Still don't like pointy things. Wooden pointy things. *snicker* I do have magic socks of Invisiblity. They help. I don't liek garlic though. Smeellls bad. *throws garlic down garboraator(
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 4, 2004 23:35:33 GMT -5
(looks suspiciously at Vanacoriel) Well...if you promise not to eat any of my food, I'll leave you alone. But I do have toothpicks...
BEWARE OF THE TOOTHPICKS...AND...and...
Padawan, are you making fun of...ergh. Nosebleed. Just a second. (sits down) Stupid air, thinning out like that.
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Post by Tahiri the Purple (likes cake) on Sept 5, 2004 0:31:38 GMT -5
youre pathetic. or is this some inside joke that I'm not suppose to understand?
why do you want to kill garlic? garlic is good!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 5, 2004 2:00:14 GMT -5
I swear on my pointy teeth i shall not eat any of your food, unless you offer it to me freely. I also want you to say you will keep sharp pointy objects away from me. AWAY!
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 5, 2004 7:50:17 GMT -5
Then will my shovel be okay?
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Post by NeoBahamut on Sept 5, 2004 14:06:55 GMT -5
is that you morten?
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Post by NeoBahamut on Sept 5, 2004 14:09:18 GMT -5
why are we talking about a garlic?
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 5, 2004 14:12:49 GMT -5
Well, I am going to assume your shovel is made out of metal, and metal has no affect on me. Garlic, is a very threatening EVIL. It is trying to Dominate the world as WE know it. Scary to think about eh? NeoBahmut are you one of Thorongils friends? From Norway? Do you live in a fishing village? *don't have to answer that btw*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 5, 2004 16:34:21 GMT -5
Heh heh. Garlic is one of the dominating world evils. Especially when one eats it and shouts in your general direction. Then we have mass fainting, and passing out is generally not a fun thing...though Varda knows we do it frequently enough on this site. Heehee.
All right, Van, I'll keep the sharp pointy wooden objects away from you.
Fishing village...heehee...
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 5, 2004 23:34:56 GMT -5
Yes he is, and he doesn't live in a fishing village either. Well, part of the shovel is made of wood, but it isn't pointy.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 6, 2004 5:18:20 GMT -5
Terrible phobia of getting splinters. I think it is really ashame about the fishing villages, but i won't get into that again. Thorongil, you keep your sharp pointy shovel thingy away from me. *steps on something and starts to bleed* ACK! Titanium Splinters of Doom!! Gosh, it must be like [----------------] <- THat BIG! I am going to DIE! * if you have ever bother to watch the special features disc of the extended edition of FOTR you'll understand*
Merry: I got one once, I framed it. * goes pale, looking at Van's foot and faints*
Van: Geez, you'd think with all the sweating he was doing he was the one with the splinter. * Steps in Pile of Garlic* OI VAY! I am GOING to DIE! SAVE ME NOW!!! ACK!! * faints*
Lard of the Black Land: You know, you should always make sure your co-authors don't get splinters and step in garlic then faint. No fun for me! Nooo! I have to save them. *picks up Van and Merry* Stupid Splinters. Stupid Garlic, Stupid Co-authors. *mutters*
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 6, 2004 5:46:42 GMT -5
My shovel isn't pointy! And you don't have to worry. I have full control over it. It won't hurt you unless I tell it to.
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