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Post by Mekka on Sept 6, 2004 14:30:26 GMT -5
Points? Like pencil points? Or pointy kinves? Or needles? Brilliant! I love points!!! Points are, maybe... the greatest thing ever! Besides, curves are, like, SO last week.
So bring on the points, mates! Harrharr!
*watches Vanacoriel fall over in a dead faint*
Yoshi: What's wrong with him?!?
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 6, 2004 18:38:50 GMT -5
I don't like points. Points are pointy.
Okay, I am pathetic. Yes, Tahiri, this is all one inside joke. Mind us not. Snicker.
Nosebleeds are annoying-- I get them oft enough to know. Groan. *mutters*
Heh-- Jandalf-- we haven't been fainting that much on M.E.... there was enough fainting by co-authors though, when we were chatting, to make up for that. *glares* I'm still edgy! *mutter mutter mutter*
*sees sharp shovel* Eep. *faints*
Anakin: She's been doing that a lot-- I get the feeling that she's on the edge.
Eowyn: Al'a time. Ugg... I need coffee-- even though I hate it. Much...stay.. alive... ah, darn. *faints again*
Anakin: Sigh.
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 6, 2004 23:41:39 GMT -5
MY SHOVEL ISN'T SHARP! THERE ARE NO POINTY THINGS ON IT!!!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 7, 2004 2:04:01 GMT -5
I understand, Thorongil. Your Shovel is NOT pointy and I shall never accuse it of being pointy. *limps around* I have an unfortunat habit of not listening to people when they say " Watch out for glass or splintery wood." I think I have more scars on my feet and legs because of it then there are jedi. Last night I steped on a broken glass and then stepped in something that stung alot. So I was ranting about it in my own why. *snicker* It hurts and I cant walk properly.
Merry: I have a scar! Look! *points to scar above eye* See. Stupid Orcs.
Lard: I don't scar. I eat garlic. BTW she only fears wooden sharp pointy objects and titanium splinters.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 7, 2004 19:44:36 GMT -5
/pulls out the unofficial sharp-wooden-object and titaniuam-splinter shield, and hands it to Vana\ Here, Vanacoriel. Try this. Snicker.
Morgoth: /moves away from the Lard ball\
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 7, 2004 22:32:03 GMT -5
*bows* I shall be in your service Shadow! My Brother, My Captian, My...Kingy thing. *snicker* the Lard is angry with you Shadow. Do not hide from it. It knows what you did last summer....erm.... and where you live! HA! Just Joking it Doesn't know ANYTHING!
Lard: NOOOO! I KNOW EVERYTHING!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 8, 2004 11:40:55 GMT -5
(thoughtfully) Well, you know, if you say you have more scars than Jedi...you'd be better off referring to the timeline of the OT, wouldn't you? Because then you wouldn't need any more than three or four scars. However, if you were referring to the prequels...well, ten thousand is a lot of scars. (shudders)
(accidentally steps on a shovel blade, pole thwacks her in face) OW!!! WHO LEFT THIS SHOVEL SITTING THE OUCHIE SIDE UP?? HUH??! HUH??!!??!!??!!??!!??
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 8, 2004 11:49:30 GMT -5
So that's were it was! I was afraid I'd lost it. Thanks for finding it. But if the pole hit your face you must be hobbit-sized. Dwarf at the most. I haven't heard of dwarven wizards before. Not dwarven Jedi either.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 8, 2004 18:25:22 GMT -5
Ah! But you have seen a hobbit/vampire jedi thing. *coughmecough*
When I said that, Jandalf it was a figure of speech, but I'll have you know I have offically gotten 19 NEW scars on my left leg alone this summer. In all I think I got 35 scars this summer. But I have more from previous years. I scar easily, plus the scabs always fall of too early. thought you'd like to know.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 8, 2004 19:17:19 GMT -5
And a Hobbit Jedi *coughMEcough*
JANDALF WAS HIT IN THE FACE BY THE POLE?!!!!!!!! *faints* [And I always thought she was TALLER than me...]
Anakin: Tiana? You DON'T have to die ahead of time...
Tiana: *remains unconscious*
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 9, 2004 0:55:36 GMT -5
Yes! Eowyn the hobbit jedi should unit and..erm...do something productive. I know, we should conduct agroup of experements on Jandalf to figure out HOW she shrunk so much as to be hit with the pole. heh heh! Umm... *kills garlic* Back on to topic...*snicker*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 9, 2004 16:55:38 GMT -5
(rubs face and glares) I did NOT SHRINK!!! The stupid pole grew...(mutters something nasty about shovel poles being so long)
Besides, I can't have grown. I'm still the same height in comparison to all you...unless, of course, we've all shrunk.
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Post by Tahiri the Purple (likes cake) on Sept 9, 2004 19:51:10 GMT -5
meh. ive never seen a pole grow-- youve been drinking pickle juice, jandalf?
no wait, nm. wont work.
how tall are u anyhow?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 9, 2004 21:32:31 GMT -5
Uh, 5'-11". And I have NOT been drinking pickle brine. (crosses arms) IT GREW, I TELL YOU!!!!
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Post by Tahiri the Purple (likes cake) on Sept 9, 2004 22:44:53 GMT -5
its a bean pole? what else would grow?
ah. your tall... wow that pole grew a lot!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 11, 2004 16:06:28 GMT -5
Magic POLE! *stares* Where did it come from Thorongil? Geez, Jandalf you very tall. I am like at least 9 inches shorter than you....10 actully. *stares up in awe* Wow....
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 12, 2004 2:14:45 GMT -5
That is why I didn't want you to steal my shovel! You can't control it's magic. Did I say magic? YOu weren't supposed to know that. : Now you've done it! Thorongil: Shut up! *smacks Gandalf*
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 12, 2004 4:04:56 GMT -5
Well now I can use the shovel to do good, but seeing as I intend to do good all shall go a stray and things will go evilly. and it will be the doom of all human kind. Thanks for the Shovel! *hides shovel behind back, and walks away slowly* You saw nothing! NOTHING! OH! HAND-OOFFFFF!
Merry: *sprints up from behind Van and grabs shovel then hits reverse* Heeeheee! Magic shovel! So long suckers! *laughs* Gandalf just got hit by Thorongil! Alright!
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 12, 2004 5:50:04 GMT -5
Well, since I just took the shovel back in another thread, It's mine. My own. My Pr...Eh...forget that. : My head hurts.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 12, 2004 13:55:44 GMT -5
AH but you haven't go it back in THIS thread! HAHAH! This shovel is like the ring. Precious. Is it an heirloom in your house Thorongil? Did you inherit it from some poor soul? You maybe you kill---*gets poked in eye with shovel* MERRY!
Merry: heh heh. Sorry, it ..erm...grew *takes off running*
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