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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 13, 2004 17:16:17 GMT -5
Yes, Maeg, that's perfect! (is suddenly hit by a deflected lump of carrot and screams horribly) AAAAAGGGHHH!!!! WE HATES THE CARROT CAKE!! WE HATES IT!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 13, 2004 21:23:59 GMT -5
*takes moment to dive into Jandalf's freshwater lake* AIIAAYYY!!!! IT'S COLD!!!! You DIDN'T have to pull out a lake from CANADA just because we're CANADIAN!!! Oh well... *suddenly gets idea, and pulls several waterguns from nearby appearing window*
Heh heh heh... *fills them up while somehow coming up with soap, and removing all the chocolate from her hair*
*gets out of lake, clothes dripping wet, and is sparkling clean* I feel CLEAN!!!! *is hit by carrots* *curses un-PG-like* I'M NO LONGER CLEAN!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ((I have a weird facination with screaming about being clean... don't ask. I don't know either!)) *chases Thorongil, who happened to deflect the carrots at her with water gun* FACE THE WRATH OF COLD WATER, FOOL!!!!!!!!!!
*Tosses water guns at other LightCakers* HERE, CAKEY PADAWAN, HERE MASTER!!!! HERE JEDI RINGBEARER!!!! Uhhh... WHAT!!! THERE'S NO MORE LIGHTCAKERS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *falls to knees in a moment of despair* How can this BE?! THE BETRAYAL, THE ANGST!!!!!!!
Okay... *jumps back up* Done with the angst melodrama.... *carries on chasing DarkCakers*
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Post by Redrose on Sept 13, 2004 21:30:47 GMT -5
*still covered in pink frosting* AAARRRGGG!!! MY EYES I AM BLINDED BY THE PINK FROSTING IN MY EYES!!!*runs into wall* ouch! *wipes pink frosting off on Maeg;s shirt* Ahhh thats better!
Evil ones form the Dark side I have just invented a new weapon for us... We shall use pink frosting to make cute little roses to put on our chocolate cake.. THEN LOB THE CHOCOLATE/PINK ROSE CAKE AT THE GOOD SIDE MWARHARHAR!!! Plus the little pink roses STAIN!!! MWARHARHAR!!! Hey people, join in my evil laugh! MWARHARHAR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 13, 2004 23:39:51 GMT -5
Duck Tape is like the force. it has a lights side and a dark side. and it hold the world together...litterally, or at least all my stuff *snicker*
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 13, 2004 23:45:18 GMT -5
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *gets shot with water gun* HEY! That's cold! stop that. *takes out chocolate grenades and throws them at Eowyn while runing away in slow motion.*
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Post by Redrose on Sept 14, 2004 17:26:09 GMT -5
*Carefully decorates chocolate cake with cute pink roses* AWWW isn't it cute!!!! *Takes a moment to look at it then chucks it at Eowyn* YARG YARG!!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 14, 2004 17:31:03 GMT -5
*dodges it Neo style* *ends up getting hit anyway* Aww... STANG! I'm covered in CHOCOLATE STUFF!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Dives into lake*
Ahhh... CLEAN AGAIN!!!!
WHY IS EVERYONE TEAMING UP AGAINST ME?! REDROSE AND THORONGIL ARE ATTACKING ME!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!
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Post by Redrose on Sept 14, 2004 17:33:50 GMT -5
WE ARE ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL! MWARHARAHR!!!!! RAWR!!! HISS!!! GROWL!!!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 14, 2004 23:25:39 GMT -5
Alright I have a solution to this problem. We give Merry & Pippin and The Lard fireworks. We fill the fireworks with icing, chocolate and cream cheese and carrots *shudder, i dont know why i shudder, I love carrots, puzzles* Let them lite it and run like there are 9 angry Nazgul and a Rancor behind us.
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Post by JediRingbearer on Sept 15, 2004 1:34:14 GMT -5
(JediRingbearer wakes up from trance she has obviously been in because of her LACK OF POSTING!!!)
Wha…? Oh, Jandalf, were you referring to me or someone else when you said ‘JD’? Cause I’m ‘JR’, and I note D and R are close on the keyboard. Anyway, where were we…?
*Catches watergun thrown from Eowyn* Thanks!!! *Sprays Darksiders*
Oh yeah…where did I put that ‘One Cake to Rule them All?’<br>(Be VERY afraid…Lightsiders, I have a secret weapon for us…if I can find it…)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 15, 2004 16:45:58 GMT -5
Uhh...okay...JR. Heh. My bad. (smacks self) I don't know why I didn't realise that.
(hugs Eowyn) DON'T WORRY, PADAWAN ONE OF TWO!! WE SHALL SMITE THE DARK!! SMITE, I SAY!!!
...You said you had a nasty weapon of LIGHTSIDE DOOM, JR? (grins evilly in a good way)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 15, 2004 22:11:55 GMT -5
*stares at Jandalf* JR should be easy for you to remember! It's your real life initials! *hugs her back* Yes, I am your Jedi Padawan, and JR is your Cakey Padawan!!! MAAAEEEEEGG!!!! C'MERE, PADAWAN!!! WE MUST MAKE SOME EVVVVVILLLLL...uhhh...NOTSOEVIL...yeah that's it... CAKEY STUFF SO THAT WE CAN SMITE THE DARK!!!! WE SHALL MAKE THE... ONE CAKE... to RULE THEM ALL!!!!!!! *jumps about, even though there are yet evil people chasing her* *sprays them down with pink food coloring* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! VENGANCE, I SAY!!!!!!!!!!
*pulls the four lightsiders into a conference... this proves a challenge being as everyone but JR is taller than she is* *whispers* Ok, now here's what we have to do... *can't explain here because the darksiders can read it... heh. So just guess... it has to do with the ONE CAKE TO RULE THEM ALL...*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 16, 2004 17:26:53 GMT -5
(nods wisely) Ahhh...your plan makes sense, even though you didn't actually say anything.
And I never really thought of JR as being my real-life initials...namely because I never really think of my middle name, which is what the R stands for there...heh. Meh.
LET'S CAKE SOME DARK PEOPLE!!! (throws nasty stale carrot cake)
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 16, 2004 22:27:00 GMT -5
AHA! I have returned! Don't worry, my Cakey Master, I have returned to aid you! I see our carrot thingies of Goodness are no match for the power of the Infernal Shovel. Drat.
Excellent plan, Cakey Master... At least, I think it's excellent. I really didn't hear anything except something about ONE CAKE TO RULE THEM ALL, but since you are my master, I must obey. Oh.. Hold on a sec.
YAAAAH! (Throws star-shaped sugar cookies at Thorongil.) Edible throwing stars! Hiyah! (Chucks cheesecake at Vanacoriel.) WoO-YEEAH! (lobs buttered banana bread at Redrose.) See, you CAN put butter on banana bread! It's good that way! What?
Okay, sorry about that, Master. What were you saying?
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Post by JediRingbearer on Sept 16, 2004 23:15:13 GMT -5
Do not make refrences to my height disadvantage! Just cause I'm a Hobbit doesn't mean I'm not dangerous...
So, The plan? It does have to do with the One Cake? Yep, yep...I'll just find it...I'm not sure if it's entirely finished...
Where did my fort go? It was over near Jandalf's fort, wans't it? *Starts to look for the One Cake in very messy fort*
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 17, 2004 1:13:26 GMT -5
WE SHALL SMITE YOU BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL-EEEEEEE!!!!
/pulls out stolen One Cake To Rule Them All\ Dodge this, Jedi Fools!!!!!!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 17, 2004 16:13:58 GMT -5
YAAAAAAHHHH!!!! (tries to eat cake while it is still in the air, but fails, and gets plastered to the ground)
Darn it, I'm dead. COME ON GUYS, FIGHT TO THE LAST!! (tries to struggle out from under the icing)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 17, 2004 16:27:09 GMT -5
I wasn't referring to your height, JR... you're as tall as I am, I mean!
*stares in horror as Jandalf is plastered to the ground by evil ONE CAKE TO RULE THEM ALL* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PADAWAN, OUR SIDE IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Maeg and cries*
Hey, master, are you still alive under there...? *stops hugging Maeg and crying about doom, death, and conspiracies* I'LL SAVE YOU, MASTER!!!!! *is hit by cake*
Arrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhggggggg.... *pulls something from midair from random appearing window* I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT...
*pulls out fire hose full of icing* I DON'T DIE WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!!!!!! *proceeds to spray the darksiders with pink icing*
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Post by JediRingbearer on Sept 17, 2004 18:19:19 GMT -5
Cakey-Master!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I will avenge you!
Y..you...stole...the..one...cake? Y..you...killed..my...cakey-Master...? GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
*Attacks Shadow with bare hands...and cream*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 17, 2004 22:23:09 GMT -5
(gasps dramatically from underneath the heaped icing and cake) YES, MY CAKEY PADAWANS!! FIGHT!! RAGE, RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT!! THERE SHALL BE NO SURRENDER!! THERE SHALL EXIST NO MERCY!!! (passes out from yelling too hard)
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