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Post by Cy Otauna on Dec 30, 2004 17:45:01 GMT -5
Luke attempted to hide behind the chicken. The quotes chilled him to the core. That and the sudden realization that there were too more dark siders outside. Luke suddenly realized that he was supposed to be a Jedi and therefore brave, and so he pushed the chicken out the door before looking around it. "Cluck--CLUCK!!" the chicken said, and laid an egg at Darth Maul's feet.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 30, 2004 23:52:23 GMT -5
"LOOK! EXPLOSIVES!" Tiana yelled, pointing at the Force-lightning, and suddenly sounding insane for a moment.
She composed herself a moment later, and didn't even glance at the two who now were beside her. "Good morning, Warious," she said, calmly, and proceeded to blast Shade again for good measure.
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Post by Master Warious on Dec 31, 2004 18:51:41 GMT -5
Darth Warious nodded in acknowledgement to Éowyn. Maul kicked the chicken and squashed the egg.
"Let's take advantage of Shade's unconsciousness and get out of here!" Warious said.
Everyone in the cell (with the exeption of Shade) ran out and followed Maul and Warious towards the exit of the asylum.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Dec 31, 2004 20:08:06 GMT -5
Duncariel started following the others to safety, but was momentarily distracted by the crushed remains of the chicken egg lying in a disturbing position on the floor.
"Well..." she muttered under her breath, "It wasn't like the chicken had done anything to him."
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Post by Master Warious on Dec 31, 2004 20:16:45 GMT -5
*Well what do you expect? It's Darth Maul*
Warious helped Duncariel up and left the cell.
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Post by Shade Siladan Calid'Fos on Dec 31, 2004 20:35:11 GMT -5
Shade woke up and glanced around despairingly at her empty room. Then remembering something, she shouted evilly after the retreating Asylum prisoners, "The doors are lightsaber-proof! I just remembered that!"
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 31, 2004 22:11:04 GMT -5
Tiana stopped, noticing that Shade was no longer unconscious from her evil Force-lightning attempts. She ran back, and grabbed her, pulling her up to her feet. "Hey, Padawan," she said, "you don't have to stay here and mope about your doors not working. You can join us, and save us the trouble of finding some really odd way to open the door. The path is already before your feet-- but only you can choose to follow it."
She grinned stupidly, looking awfully too much like her Master for her own well being-- minus the fact that she wasn't orange, tall, and foreboding looking. She was green, short, and still foreboding looking. But the whole nonsense talking was a Jandalf-feature she had picked up on.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 1, 2005 13:50:09 GMT -5
"So... are there sausage rolls?" asked Katie confusedly, still somehow under the impression that this was a Christmas party.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jan 1, 2005 23:17:17 GMT -5
Maeg took a moment to think about the consequences of their sudden escape. Was the world ready for such insanity living among the sane?
"Who cares?" she decided. Scooping the abused chicken up into her arms, she waved to Shade and followed the rest of the group to possible freedom.
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Post by Shade Siladan Calid'Fos on Jan 8, 2005 17:04:06 GMT -5
Shade just sat there staring at Tiana, then she started crying. "I CAN'T GO WITH YOU!" she shouted. "I HAVE TO STAY HERE! I'M THE ONE THE EMPIRE WANTS! I'M THE ONE THAT BELONGS HERE! I'M THE ONE THAT'S LOCKED UP! I got lonely, so I locked up anyone who came in. You guys deserve your freedom. I'll stay here."
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Post by Master Warious on Jan 9, 2005 15:25:20 GMT -5
Warious came back and looked at Shade. "I would know if you were a wanted person in the empire. And your not. Now come and join with me! Together all of us can drive the world to the brink of insanity! Muahahahahahahahaha!" Warious turned and walked out looking for her buddies, Hook and Marik.
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Post by Shade Siladan Calid'Fos on Jan 9, 2005 16:42:58 GMT -5
Shade just kept crying. "No, no, you don't understand! The Emperor put me in here himself! With his own two mummy hands! I have to stay here!" She pointed sadly to the humming metal ring around her neck.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jan 10, 2005 19:09:28 GMT -5
Dun randomly popped back into the room, looking about her and wondering why she was there.
"Oh yes!" She pointed to Shade's neck.
"I read about those in a book once. Let's see.... ummmmmm......"
She ran back out of the room, and came back soonthereafter with a rather large and pondersome tome.
"Blood of the Fold, by Terry Goodkind. If that's a Rada Han......"
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jan 13, 2005 0:56:08 GMT -5
"Is that a slave collar?" Tiana said, dumbfoundedly. "Why, the little mummified twerp! Who'd want to be his apprentice, anyhow?"
She muttered under her breath at Shadow, who wasn't there to hear her anyway. Tiana walked over to stare at the metal ring. "Ah, it doesn't matter," she said, resolutely, and hugged Shade. "You seem to want to come with us... so... we'll find a way to bring you on our mission to be weird and insane, or whatever."
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jan 13, 2005 14:32:22 GMT -5
"Well," said Maeg, feeling unusually level-headed, "I believe that any problem can be overcome by simply looking for a loophole in the rules and then cheating. How does that thing work? What's it supposed to make you do?"
"BAWK!" cried the chicken as Maeg dropped it. For chickens, as we all know, cannot fly. They kind of... jump really far with a great flapping of wings. And then they peck you with their viscious pointy beaks and scratch you with their evil claws. Chickens are a cruel, cruel people.
"And now MY narrator is going crazy," muttered Maeg.
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Post by Master Warious on Jan 15, 2005 12:12:40 GMT -5
Warious popped back in. "Master doesn't use collars. That one clone of his did though..." Warious trailed off thinking. Then she shrugged and examinde Shade's collar. "This appears to be a song locked colar." Warious finaaly spoke up again. They arn't very common because nobody likes to sing Gilbert and Sullivan...except the few of us who do. If I remember clearly, this clone liked The Slave of Duty play...so do I but thats' besides the point." Then with out warning Warious began to sing loudly, " Oh, better far to live and die Under the brave black flag I fly, Than play a sanctimonious part With a pirate head and a pirate heart. Away to the cheating world go you, Where pirates all are well-to-do; But I'll be true to the song I sing, And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King! When I sally forth to seek my prey I help myself in a royal way. I sink a few more ships, it's true, Than a well-bred monarch ought to do; But many a king on a first-class throne, If he wants to call his crown his own, Must manage somehow to get through More dirty work than e'er I do,
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King! "
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jan 15, 2005 13:30:02 GMT -5
Suddenly, there was a great popping sound and Cy appeared holding a white turkey by a leash. "LUKE! hey LUKE!" Luke resolutely and disappointedly trudged over to his author. "Is that Andromeda?" "You gotta go back to that one RPG." "Which one--"*pop* Cy then looked around and covered her ears. "What's with the singing? Where is this place? Is this the Matrix? IS IT A CONSPIRACY?"
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Post by Shade Siladan Calid'Fos on Jan 15, 2005 19:54:16 GMT -5
Shade shook her head sadly. The singing didn't exactly work out. "No," she muttered. "It's some kind of electrical slave collar. If I go outside the containment field around the Asylum, the collar blows up, and me with it! They used them on the miners on that mining colony that Offworld took over some years ago. That mummified twerp has the remote to shut it of, but I doubt he'd give it to you." She looked up, her eyes glistening with tears. "You guys should go. You deserve your freedom." She indicated the door and turned away sadly.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jan 17, 2005 0:26:55 GMT -5
"There must be something we can do," said Maeg, still coherent enough to understand the severity of the problem. "Can't we bust up the containment field, or just cut off the collar with a lightsaber?" Dispite the fact that Shade had kept her trapped in an insane asylum (and rightly so), Maeg still couldn't bring herself to leave her here.
Meanwhile, the forgotten chicken found a piece of chalk and was writing out advanced mathematical formulas on the floor. Then it began to scribble out odd shapes.. it appeared to be creating blueprints for a giant attack robot... but that's not part of this story, so the narrator will ignore it.
"BAKAW--" clucked the chicken and its plans as it dissappeared in a cloud of ignorance.
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Post by Master Warious on Jan 17, 2005 15:04:23 GMT -5
Master Warious was getting board with all the melancholy and angsty type feeling going around...and people's comments about her only good talent...and being a Sith...decided this was going to far. Warious inhaled and exhaled slowly then grabbed shade by the shoulders and said, "I'm going to get this thing off of you. you WILL come with us and we will move this RPG to the outside world where we will cause massive mayhem and destruction and you will stop acting all depressed and Join the Darkside and then..." Warious then realized she was using and far too frequently for any authors own good so she shut up and concentrated on the Force.
The collar around shade's neck turned to mist, floated away from her and re-solidified falling to the floor with a clang.
Warious looked at the people around her. "Now can we go?"
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