Post by Bonnie on Apr 11, 2006 22:18:43 GMT -5
An Interview With GOD
By Bonnie Wikner
[Please when reading this story imagine that *Me* is you and think carefully about what you read it just may change your way of thinking {and if your a guy, this story was written by a girl so put guy stuff in place of the girlie things} I also ask that if you like it copy it and send it around and please include the writers name so she can get the credit]
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*Me*
*driving home from funeral*
"Why God, why did daddy have to go, and after I specifically told that preacher not to, why did he have to speak on salvation *Grits teeth* I hated that! On dads only day off he goes to church, and then he comes home, and all he ever talked about was what the preacher said, or what the bible says or...what you say"......
*Loud screech
*Me*
*Suddenly appear in big office*
This isn't heaven...am I dead...?
*GOD*
"That's loads better you couldn't hear a word I was saying over your loud voice, now I'm afraid we have to get down to business we have a lot to cover and very little time to do so ....*shuffles threw stack of papers on desk* OK it says hear that when you where eight you prayed the sinners prayer but you didn't really mean it with all your heart did you?"
*Me*
*Looks at floor. mumbles a little*
*GOD*
"No, I didn't think so either. OK moving on, when you where nine you prayed for a pony but didn't get one is that right"
*Me*
*keeps looking at the floor* "right... "
*GOD*
"Lets continue, OK at ten you wanted a new purse. At eleven you wanted to go to a party. At twelve you wanted me to make sure your Mom didn't find out you got an F in history *chuckles* OK, at thirteen you wanted a boy to notes you. At fourteen you... o dear did you use my name in vain you know my word tells you not to take my name in vain douse it not?"
*Me*
"GOD I'm sorry please forgive me”
*GOD*
“My dear child we must continue when you where fifteen you fell head over heals for a boy named Cedric. He was one of my closes sheep, he went to church and prayed every day. You decided to go back to church just so you could be near him is that right.”
*Me*
“Yes”
*GOD*
“I thought so. At sixteen you joined the church choir hoping that Cedric would look at you. I must tell you that he never took notes of you because he is waiting for the bride I have chosen for him. I also see hear that you started arguing with your father that year. At seventeen you met Josh and began staying out all night and again continued to argue with your father. Lets see your father prayed a lot for your salvation that year. Oh dear at eighteen you moved out of your fathers house meet Billy and stopped going to church all within a weeks time. Near the end of that year you moved in with Billy a big no no! And at nineteen you started smoking and lost your job. At twenty you met Kim Yue a good man and a strong believer. He began taking you back to church where you met up with your father and asked for his forgiveness and once again said the sinners prayer and once again you didn't mean it.”
*Me*
“Lord please I'm sorry I am ready to follow you now please forgive me”
*GOD*
“We must continue. And now you are Twenty-one and at the peak of life I had to bring your father home it was his time but you should be glad to know that he is happy where he is”
*Me*
“Why now why when we where just starting to get along.”
*GOD*
“Like I said it was his time he had completed every thing that I had sent him to earth to do.” *GOD looks at the clock on the wall shuffles threw the papers once more and looks strait into my eyes “We have reached the end of your interview. You get one question before my decision is made”
*Me*
“One question. I...” *looks around room sees an empty char “I really have a lot of questions but I... I can't think under presser but maybe you can tell me who is the other chair for?
*God*
“That char is for your defense”
*What defense. Why do I need someone to defend me?”
*GOD*
“No more questions it is time for my verdict”
*Me*
“Verdict what verdict? Why am I being judged? Am I dead?”
*GOD*
“You do not have what I am looking for I am sorry but you did not follow me when you had the chance”
*Me*
“Tell me GOD please am I dead? ”
*GOD*
*Presses the com. on his desk*
*Voice*
“Yes”
*GOD*
“You can send him in now”
*Me*
“Send who in what did I do please tell me. Please I beg of you please what did I do?”
*GOD*
“The time for questions is over you have not made a sufficient argument I am sorry but your time is up”
*The door opens and a very handsome looking man walks in*
*God*
“I do not like having to do this but it must be done. Lucifer she is yours take her and be gone from hear”
*Lucifer*
“As you wish my lord”
*Me*
“GOD please don't let him take me please I beg you I'm sorry I really am please don't let him take me”
(We are given chance after chance to give our lives to GOD do not let this chance pass you by)
By Bonnie Wikner
[Please when reading this story imagine that *Me* is you and think carefully about what you read it just may change your way of thinking {and if your a guy, this story was written by a girl so put guy stuff in place of the girlie things} I also ask that if you like it copy it and send it around and please include the writers name so she can get the credit]
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*
*
*Me*
*driving home from funeral*
"Why God, why did daddy have to go, and after I specifically told that preacher not to, why did he have to speak on salvation *Grits teeth* I hated that! On dads only day off he goes to church, and then he comes home, and all he ever talked about was what the preacher said, or what the bible says or...what you say"......
*Loud screech
*Me*
*Suddenly appear in big office*
This isn't heaven...am I dead...?
*GOD*
"That's loads better you couldn't hear a word I was saying over your loud voice, now I'm afraid we have to get down to business we have a lot to cover and very little time to do so ....*shuffles threw stack of papers on desk* OK it says hear that when you where eight you prayed the sinners prayer but you didn't really mean it with all your heart did you?"
*Me*
*Looks at floor. mumbles a little*
*GOD*
"No, I didn't think so either. OK moving on, when you where nine you prayed for a pony but didn't get one is that right"
*Me*
*keeps looking at the floor* "right... "
*GOD*
"Lets continue, OK at ten you wanted a new purse. At eleven you wanted to go to a party. At twelve you wanted me to make sure your Mom didn't find out you got an F in history *chuckles* OK, at thirteen you wanted a boy to notes you. At fourteen you... o dear did you use my name in vain you know my word tells you not to take my name in vain douse it not?"
*Me*
"GOD I'm sorry please forgive me”
*GOD*
“My dear child we must continue when you where fifteen you fell head over heals for a boy named Cedric. He was one of my closes sheep, he went to church and prayed every day. You decided to go back to church just so you could be near him is that right.”
*Me*
“Yes”
*GOD*
“I thought so. At sixteen you joined the church choir hoping that Cedric would look at you. I must tell you that he never took notes of you because he is waiting for the bride I have chosen for him. I also see hear that you started arguing with your father that year. At seventeen you met Josh and began staying out all night and again continued to argue with your father. Lets see your father prayed a lot for your salvation that year. Oh dear at eighteen you moved out of your fathers house meet Billy and stopped going to church all within a weeks time. Near the end of that year you moved in with Billy a big no no! And at nineteen you started smoking and lost your job. At twenty you met Kim Yue a good man and a strong believer. He began taking you back to church where you met up with your father and asked for his forgiveness and once again said the sinners prayer and once again you didn't mean it.”
*Me*
“Lord please I'm sorry I am ready to follow you now please forgive me”
*GOD*
“We must continue. And now you are Twenty-one and at the peak of life I had to bring your father home it was his time but you should be glad to know that he is happy where he is”
*Me*
“Why now why when we where just starting to get along.”
*GOD*
“Like I said it was his time he had completed every thing that I had sent him to earth to do.” *GOD looks at the clock on the wall shuffles threw the papers once more and looks strait into my eyes “We have reached the end of your interview. You get one question before my decision is made”
*Me*
“One question. I...” *looks around room sees an empty char “I really have a lot of questions but I... I can't think under presser but maybe you can tell me who is the other chair for?
*God*
“That char is for your defense”
*What defense. Why do I need someone to defend me?”
*GOD*
“No more questions it is time for my verdict”
*Me*
“Verdict what verdict? Why am I being judged? Am I dead?”
*GOD*
“You do not have what I am looking for I am sorry but you did not follow me when you had the chance”
*Me*
“Tell me GOD please am I dead? ”
*GOD*
*Presses the com. on his desk*
*Voice*
“Yes”
*GOD*
“You can send him in now”
*Me*
“Send who in what did I do please tell me. Please I beg of you please what did I do?”
*GOD*
“The time for questions is over you have not made a sufficient argument I am sorry but your time is up”
*The door opens and a very handsome looking man walks in*
*God*
“I do not like having to do this but it must be done. Lucifer she is yours take her and be gone from hear”
*Lucifer*
“As you wish my lord”
*Me*
“GOD please don't let him take me please I beg you I'm sorry I really am please don't let him take me”
(We are given chance after chance to give our lives to GOD do not let this chance pass you by)