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Post by Caffeinerush on Aug 16, 2005 12:29:59 GMT -5
"2. Track down the offending tag board posters and KILL THEM! Oh COME ON! They deserve to DIE! Even you lightsiders can't disagree with that!"
Very much agreed, despite my allignment. They should be virtually killed.
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 16, 2005 13:03:59 GMT -5
Oh...*blinks* a lightsider did agree with me...WOW! ^_^ Thanks Caffeinerush!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 16, 2005 15:18:09 GMT -5
Yes!! WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER!!! (brightly) I'll even loan you my Howitzer.
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 16, 2005 16:03:16 GMT -5
Yes!! WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER!!! (brightly) I'll even loan you my Howitzer. er...I don't know how to use a Howitzer. I only use BlasTeck blasters and my darksabers.... *brightly*But you could help me slaughter them! *dark theme music plays in the background*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 16, 2005 17:02:34 GMT -5
YAYNESS!!!! WE SHALL COME DOWN UPON THEM LIKE A TON OF...erm...like a ton of... (thinks) BOOKS DOOMY PYRAMIDAL BRICKS!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 16, 2005 17:10:05 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE BOOKS! SAVE THE BOOKS!
Use these Pyramid Bricks of DOOM instead!
*Imhotep in the background* HEY! PUT THOSE BACK!
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 16, 2005 17:48:26 GMT -5
Well, people, once again I am BORED! KILL ME!
James : NO! Touch Warious and I'll gut you!
Warious: Awww *sniff* he really loves me!
James: Of couse I do. Come here.
*Warious and Hook kiss*
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Aug 17, 2005 21:23:35 GMT -5
Ooooo.... I missed the Evil Tag-boarder Flaming!! Blast!!! LITERALLY!!!!
Meh.
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 18, 2005 16:41:21 GMT -5
No more Tagboarder flaming untill i get mad next time....
DOOM IS UPON US ALL!
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Aug 20, 2005 14:08:06 GMT -5
Do you HAVE to do that? ? If you ask me, you're being a ... little ...TOOO ... broadcasting with your relationship!! And it looks like I'm sharing her journal too, so... Darn, I wanted to flame someone! Or get flamers! whichever!!
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 20, 2005 14:15:10 GMT -5
You are?
Hook: No. MY JOURNAL!
Warious: *clears throat*
Hook: And Warious'. Get your own please...*looks meekly up at the threatening figure of Erik*
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Aug 20, 2005 14:19:37 GMT -5
Why? Annoying you is *so* much more fun.
Well... I'm posting here, aren't I?
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 20, 2005 14:22:36 GMT -5
You may be posting here but it is my journal and it is not normally condoned to write in another's journal unless delivering an ego boost.
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Aug 20, 2005 14:24:01 GMT -5
Ego boost??? How so, *dear* Sithster? (yes that is sarcasm - I am under a BAD influence right now - myself)
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 21, 2005 13:01:42 GMT -5
*is ignoreing Commander*
This journal is about me and James. We can do whatever we like in it so long as it stays PG (13 only for violence). Kissing is PG. THerefore we will. He is mine and I am his and we like to kiss! Get over it!
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 22, 2005 15:16:04 GMT -5
I SAW SLEEPY HOLLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Tim Burton though...especially the pumpkin thing. It looks like the one from The Nightmare Before Christmas. The Headless horseman was AWESOME! RAY PARK ROCKS as a stunt dude. Easy to tell when he moves like Darth Maul while fighting. Jonny Depp was awesome in his role. Very nice. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MADAME GIRY WAS AN EVIL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erik: ...actually that was Miranda Richardson not Madame Giry who is really a nice woman. Always keeping my box clean and dust free. Carrying my notes to the managers, never asking questions about me. *sigh* nice old lady.
Warious: 0_o -_-' ah...anyway. It was an awesome movie. I'm gonna get it sometime for my meager DVD collection.
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 23, 2005 8:46:22 GMT -5
Eventually...Dad watched Finding Neverland last noight and liked it. (but he doesn't normally like Jonny Depp in movies...outside of PotC)
Killed another Jedi last night. I haven't had so many problems in ages. Two nights ago a Jedi bothered me when I was meditating outside. He found out I was a Sith and decided to try killing me. He won't be trying that again.
Neither will the other one....MUahahahaha! I made sure they were properly dismembered after cutting offf their heads. Then I burned them, just in case... Don't need a repeat of the Headless Hessian Horseman fiasco now do we? Or vampire invastions. Or werewolves.
I wonder what they taste like....
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 25, 2005 10:03:50 GMT -5
YET ANOTHER JEDI SCUMBAG!
Fortunately I got a new ally and co-author to help sway the odds in my favor. Meet the Hessian. Aka the Headless horseman...except he has his head.
THH: Um...Hi?
Warious: He doesn't say much in English but we're working on that.
THH: Die jedi Scum?
Warious: I thought I would start with the essential phrases.
THH: ... *blank stare* Garbles in German
Erik: *translates for THH* He' asking why are you typing what he says.
Warious: To introduce him to people.
Erik: *translates into German for THH*
THH: *looks like he understands...sort of*
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Aug 25, 2005 16:44:27 GMT -5
Killing Jedi? ?? HEY!!!!! *GLARE* Watch who you attack!!! .... Who'd you get, BTW??
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 25, 2005 17:07:19 GMT -5
Anyway, THH is my new found friend. You're all probably wondering how I met him right? ... or maybe you think I summoned him from the movie...no I didn't.
As I said last post that I killed another Jedi. Well, this one was harder to destroy then the last one and I had some difficulty defeating him. It doesn't help when the said jedi is an adult Wookie. Very hard to kill. don't get me wrong, I love wookies and have been adopted by a fammily that doesn't live on Kashhyyk. But this was a Jedi bent on killing. I didn't DO anything to him or his fellow Jedi before him. Why must they hunt me with the intent to kill? But I digress... The Jedi and I had battled our way out of the town I lived in (which took a long time to do) We were fighting in the middle of an dirt rode with dense forest on either side. (which is like that on every dirt rode around here) My watch beeped signaling midnight. I remember thinking, "Maul's gonna kill me, I'm out way past what I should be" But I had to keep my home's location safe from the Jedi so I battled on. So intense was our battle that neither of us heard the sound of horse's hooves on the road. Unlike my brother Maul, I like to talk with the person I'm fighting. I kept asking the Wookie why he was so bent on killing me. His reply (I understand, not speak wookie) was that I was a Sith and so should be destroyed. "But I didn't do anything to you!" (Translated) "You exist and are evil, you must be destroyed!" *please keep in mind that we were fighting all this time* "What kind of excuse is that?!?" But the wookie never got a chance to reply. He was thrown backwards over a tall man's head. The man whirled around and struck the wookie with his sword cutting off the head. I stoped moving and watched the newcommer warily as he turned back towards me, his bloody sword still raised. "Um...Thank you?" I said uncertainly. He spoke something in what I recodnized to be German. I can't spake German! Waaaahhh! I cocked my head to one side with a confused look on my face to show I didn't understand. The man said something else in German. I was shaking my head when I heard another voice answer back in German. I turned around to see who was there. Erik strode out of the shadows and placed a hand on my shoulder. The man spoke again. "He is asking if you are unhurt" Erik translated for me. "Er...No...who is he?" Erik asked him and got the reply. "He says he was called the Headless Horseman" The German dude spoke again. "He says someone destroyed the place that was his home and now wanders looking for another." Erik supplied. "He can stay at our house for now. We'll clean our the Haunted house and he can stay there." Erik relayed this to the Headless horseman (who very obviously had a head). THH sheathed his sword and came closer to me and Erik(who was wearing his mask). THH took my hand and ...well...kissed it. "What did you say to him?" I asked Erik. "That the Lady has offered her home to him." The HH said something else amd I looked up to Erik questioningly. "He said thank you and he would be..." Erik questioned the horseman. THH spoke again and Erik continued, "Honored to saty in the house of a lady who fights beautifully." "Then why did he intervine?" *Erik asked yada yada yada* "He says it was proper and that you looked tired. He keeps calling you Lady. Shall I give him your name?" "Yes, But only the name Warious. Not your name for me." "Very well" Yada yada. "He says he is please to meet you but he does not remember his name to give in return." "Ah, we'll think of something I'm sure" And we went home. Much yelling on Maul's part untill the Horseman came in. Then he just sort of went...weird. Really really quiet. Turned around and went down to his room. He hasn't been out since. James had decided to go back to neverland for the time being so he wasn't there to get angry...or jelouse. More complications to my life. [sarcasm]OH JOY![/sarcasm]
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