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Post by Chelsegorn on Aug 11, 2005 12:41:32 GMT -5
Welcome to my journal. This is where I will be posting musings, experiences and other things I find interesting. You may find them interesting as well, but if not, meh. Everyone's entitled. So sit back and relax and enjoy... Chelsegorn's Journal!
((I figured out how to make a thread!! Aren't you proud of mee?))
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Post by Chelsegorn on Aug 11, 2005 12:43:20 GMT -5
I have a pay as you go phone. I’m sure that many people do and share my frustration with the automated lady on the other end who absolutely refuses to understand at times. Here’s an example.
Mom: Can you put the time on the cell phone? Me: Sure mom. *sound of phone being dialled* Automated Lady: Welcome to Rogers pay as you go customer service *theme music- Me: Hello. AL: Alright then, how can I help you? You can say … (blah other choices blah) information centre Me: Information centre. AL: Welcome to Rogers information centre would you like to hear about our promotional blah blah blah? Me: No. AL: … I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. You are in the information centre, would you like to blah blah- Me: No! AL: … I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. If you would like to Blah blah, then you could say- Me: Add money to my account! AL: … I’m sorry, I didn’t- Me: MAIN MENU! AL: … I’m sorry, I didn’t get that. Me: *Sigh* AL: Would you like to add money to your account? Me: -_-‘ Yes.
The conversation was more smooth from that moment on, but the frustration lingered.
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 12, 2005 12:43:22 GMT -5
Hahahahahaha! I'm sorry, but reading thay was really funny. I know what those phone things are like from my parents own experiences. A pain the the exhaust pipe they are. My sympathies.
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Post by Chelsegorn on Sept 21, 2005 16:46:09 GMT -5
Yes a pain in the exhaust pipe it was. ERG!
A guy came to the Theatre where I work and asked in a kind of mumbly voice "do you have interac?"
I could have sworn he said "Do you have any crack?" I stared at him blankly and thought, 'we don't sell that here.' but out loud I asked him to repeat it. I giggled inwardly for the rest of the evening.
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Post by Chelsegorn on Nov 2, 2005 16:22:44 GMT -5
Suddenly this is going to turn into insane songs re-writen atrocities preformed by Meeee.
First edition will be:
Middle earth: I Will Survive
Once I was afraid, once I was petrified, Kept thinkin if I posted Id just curl up and die, Then I spent so many nights thinkin how I was probly wrong, Then I grew strong, and then I ripped off this song!
So now I'm back! On Middle Earth! I just walked in and you found me with a sad look upon my face Then I brightened up alot and you seemed happy to see me, Now that I've come here I can join the party!
No please don’t go! Not out the door! Lets watch Star wars and then we won't be lonely anymore We can watch Lotr, We can see Rotk We'll stay up late and make fun, and then we can say I will survive!! I will survive! Won't let the mundane get us down together we can thrive, We've got all our lives to live, and insanity to give And we'll survive, We will survive!!!
I was having a hard day, the whole world bothered me I was trying to pick up the pieces of my sanity And I spent so many nights in the dark and all alone I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high, Yeah you see me, somebody new! Not that lonely little girl with nothing else to do I dropped into middle earth and I’m a whole new me I stopped worrying about today and forgot my sanity!
Now don’t you think, it would be fun To have a blast and then get some insane rambling done Do you think we all are weird? Do you think we are all freaks? If you want a good time, just let your brain spring a leak We will survive!! We will survive! Won’t let the mundane get us down together we can thrive, We’ve got all our lives to live, and insanity to give And we’ll survive!!! We will survive!!!
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Next to come soon.
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Post by Absolon on Nov 2, 2005 18:49:39 GMT -5
rofl, Yes! *absolutely loves that song* I'm glad you're not afraid to post anymore.
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Post by Caffeinerush on Nov 2, 2005 23:02:05 GMT -5
Haha! nice summary of the site.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 3, 2005 2:29:40 GMT -5
(applause) Very cute. Now buy a mic and get a track for that and record it... snrk!
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Post by Chelsegorn on Nov 8, 2005 16:21:08 GMT -5
Maybe I'll get a mike for Christmas I just got a job!!! and I'm excited about it!!! Whoot!! It's the job I've always wanted!!! (that doesnt require school!!) I'm working in a bookstore!!! Yay!!! Oooh the things that I will buy!! Preeeccioussssss!!!! Just wanted to say that!!! Yah!
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Post by Chelsegorn on Nov 15, 2005 12:40:47 GMT -5
The next installment of random song shuffling is an old classic number conceived on a random afternoon filled with helium and insanity, I must give Jandalf some credit for this song 'cauz she helped muchly
Here it is: Staying alive: Chicken with fries!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a chicken man, no time to talk. Music loud and burgers warm. I've been eatin chicken since I was born. And now it's all right, it's O.K. And you can look the other way. We can try to understand The chicken price on the greese stand. Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, It's chicken with fries, chicken with fries. Feel the city breakin' eatin shake n' baken' chicken with fries, chicken with fries. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Chicken with fries. Chicken with fries. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Chicken with friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies. Well now, I get low and I get high But either way I like chicken with fries. Got the wings of heaven on my plate I'm an eating man who don't need a date. You know it's all right, it's O.K. I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand The effect chicken has on man Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, Chicken with fries, chicken with fries. Feel the city breakin' eatin shake n' baken' Chicken with fries, Chicken with fries. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Chicken with fries. Chicken with fries. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Chicken with fries. Chicken goin' nowhere. Somebody eat that. You gonna eat that? yeah. Chicken goin' nowhere. Somebody fry that, yeah. Chicken with fries Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a chicken man, no time to talk. Music loud and fries are warm. been eatin chicken since I was born. And now it's all right, it's O.K. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The New York fries effect on man Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, Chicken with fries, Chicken with fries. Feel the city breakin' Eatin' shake n' bakin' Chicken with fries, Chicken with fries. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Chicken with fries. Chicken with fries. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Chicken with fries.
That was fun!!
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Nov 15, 2005 15:44:47 GMT -5
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! I showed that to a friend, and his response was, "Man...that's mad."
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 15, 2005 16:48:01 GMT -5
(dies laughing yet again) Helium...oh, but CR's voice sounded funny...heeheeheeheehee... Good times, eh?
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Post by Caffeinerush on Nov 15, 2005 19:48:43 GMT -5
Indeed, but now I'm apparently "totally fave rock god" lol TFRG
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Post by Chelsegorn on Nov 30, 2005 14:46:29 GMT -5
I'm glad someone else finds that amusing. I'm going to rant now. Just a warning. I work in this book store. I have to wear a vest with the logo of the store on it so that people will know that I work there. Yet people still walk up to me and ask "Excuse me, Do you work here?" Answer 1: "Yes, yes I do." Answer 2: "Wooaa, how'd you guess?" Answer 3: "Nooo, I just have a strange fetish and this is the only place I look inconspicuous." Answer 4: "No I'm just wearing this uniform for my health." Then you get the people who come up to you and say: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a book. I saw it the other day but I don't remember where. I don't know what the title is but it was blue." Me: "Do you know who the author is?" "No, but it was blue." Yeah, like I know what book you're talking about. People are weird. Then there are your regulars that when you ask them if you can help them with anything they respond with, "No, I'm just looking thanks, but did you know that this book is really great? Especially this book it's an autobiography on a famous photographer. I think you'd enjoy it. Also I noticed that you carry alot of [insert author] but he isn't nearly as good as [insert another author]. I was wondering why. You should have more books by [insert 2nd author], by the way..." I will not comment on this in the risk of being mean. But it's annoying when someone just talks and talks and keeps you from helping other customers. Especially if they're creepy lookin. Don't get me wrong, I like to socialize with customers, especially when it's slow. But some people are just creepy. I'm done ranting now. I feel better
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