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Post by Faust-Dark Lord Reborn on Jul 31, 2005 11:48:20 GMT -5
Why the darkside is better than lightside:
1) Cooler color scheme 2) The lightside smells funny 3) Better medical benefits 4) Really cool outfits for us 5) We don't have to play by the rules 6) We get ninjas, 'nuff said.
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Post by Master Warious on Jul 31, 2005 15:52:29 GMT -5
*applaudes Faust* Well said fellow Darksider! Well said indeed. Who can argue with ninjas? Really?
And yes, I am the Master of the Sith. Sidious was my master which makes me the new Dark Lord but since I am, in fact, a woman I use another title.
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Post by Violet Jade Skywalker on Jul 31, 2005 18:13:38 GMT -5
I can!!
1) We have a cool color scheme! We can have dark colors as well! And light colors! So nyah. 2) The darkside smells gross. 3) What do you mean, better medical benefits!? The Light Jedi could have healed Anakin, not put him in that....suit...thing. (I read that someplace, don't ask me where, I can't remember) And we have nice skin, not wrinkly, baggy skin and deformed faces. 4) What do you mean, 'cooler outfits'? Didn't you see Luke?? He wore black! So did Ana- er, wait. Well, the point is, LightJedi can wear dark colors if they want! I know I do. 5) Kind of a hard point to argue with........Well, at least we have honor!! And you can't say that! (or at least say it and it be true) 6) We can have ninjas too, only lightsiders. I'll train to be one! (lol)
Okay, rant done. Go lightsiders!!
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jul 31, 2005 18:50:50 GMT -5
Who says ninjas are dark? Ninjas fought for the Japanese good guys. And we do too get cool outfits. *sticks duct tape on Jandalf* MUAHAHA!
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Post by jedirebellion on Jul 31, 2005 20:46:19 GMT -5
SITH! LEAVE OUR THREAD!
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Post by Caffeinerush on Aug 1, 2005 8:42:21 GMT -5
I like duct tape. I'm using it anyway.
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Post by Master Stone the Shadowslayer on Aug 1, 2005 9:27:06 GMT -5
Go lightsiders!!!!!!! We need a scociety! don't you lightsiders think so?
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Post by jedirebellion on Aug 1, 2005 9:48:56 GMT -5
I do!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Aug 1, 2005 11:04:31 GMT -5
I must argue with the honor thing. I've never killed an unarmed person. The last one at least had a butter knife... *snicker* *duct tapes Cy*
Aha!!! You're trapped by the Lightside!!! THE STICKY SIDE!!! *cackles*
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Post by jedirebellion on Aug 1, 2005 12:22:36 GMT -5
No, YOU'RE trapped.
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Post by Cy Otauna on Aug 1, 2005 19:47:27 GMT -5
*stares at duct tape* Ooohh...sticky....See, we're immune. And we get OBI-WAN! What more could you ask for!? Let's have a society. And within it there shall be the Obi-wan Appreciation Area.
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Post by Violet Jade Skywalker on Aug 1, 2005 20:05:00 GMT -5
Have our own society, we lightsiders must. And I totally agree about Obi-Wan!
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 2, 2005 9:13:56 GMT -5
Obi-wan is EVIL! He decieved Luke! He told him Vader killed his father!
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Post by Faust-Dark Lord Reborn on Aug 2, 2005 9:36:03 GMT -5
You all seem to forget that we already have spread far thorught both this thread and this site, we are part of it, you can't defeat us.
It is futile, lightsiders, we shall prevail, we shall win.
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Post by Ali Blue on Aug 2, 2005 10:40:12 GMT -5
exactly! we have decided that the corruption has gone too deep! we must destroy Gotham! *cough* "We shall prevail, we shall win." pride comes before a fall, Faust
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Post by Master Stone the Shadowslayer on Aug 2, 2005 12:32:58 GMT -5
We will heal this site from the evil darksider harm!
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 2, 2005 16:37:50 GMT -5
Harm? EXCUSE ME? I'm one of the first members of this site and i haven't harmed anyone! But Stone, your pushing it.
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Aug 2, 2005 16:45:19 GMT -5
Not all Dark Siders are evil. Warious isn't - to a point.
Not all Lightsiders are good. I'm not, and I'm supposedly a Jedi.
Not every one is who they appear to be - or who they say they are, for actions speak louder than words.
As for rules - the Matrix . Neo et all were the good guys, they were breaking the rules of the Matrix.
I wear black all the time!!!! Sheesh! And......
I'll take the duct tape !!!!!! * runs off with duct tape*
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Fear Daughter
Ranger of the North
We will find the infidels. And we will give them agony undying...
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Post by Fear Daughter on Aug 2, 2005 16:49:51 GMT -5
Actually, pride comes before lots of things. Summer comes before a fall. And mad schemes like the one this thread represents come before disillusionment. The darksiders have run this site from the beginning; you are simply seeing this for the first time. Join us, Ali...we have cookies!
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 2, 2005 16:53:00 GMT -5
*Chases after CRD* I want some Duct Tape too!
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