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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 1, 2004 23:59:52 GMT -5
DOOM!!!! I'll go and shout at Celebrian... maybe she will come up with a deal...
Oooooo.... you posted a fanfiction! mwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... yeah.
I STILL LOVE ANAKIN!!!!!!!!!!
-Eowyn Skywalker
PS: Plus, you should see D.A. when he's dressed up as Obi-Wan... snrk... *blackmails* I'm seriously thinking of giving him the personal title of 'I love Arwen'...
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Post by Trinity on Jun 2, 2004 10:38:16 GMT -5
BLACKMAIL!!!
I should find someway to blackmail Agent Vader.... Then again, he has been quite free with his lightsaber lately (he recently used it to demolish the weeds in the backyard, which is a good thing but, please, what happened to garden tools?) so I should wait until my lightsaber gets back from the repair shop (he was trying to back the truck out and RAN OVER IT *grits teeth in annoyance*) so I can defend my self when I will (most definetly) need too...
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Post by Trinity on Jun 2, 2004 12:27:52 GMT -5
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 2, 2004 21:51:00 GMT -5
...Don't you know how to make a lightsaber? I've actually been trying to figure it out... well... not really, but a handle, anyhow. Tis fun! I like blackmail... cuz then I have to use a white pen... jeez, I sound blond, don't I? I will swear, my hair is not blond!!! Snrk. LOOK!!! IT'S BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!!! MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE ANAKIN! And, I don't know why... maybe because he is fun to torment... Anakin: save me. -Eowyn Skywalker  :D8-) |
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 2, 2004 22:30:28 GMT -5
*is rather blonde* Hey, don't look at me like that! I never said I was PROUD of it.  Eowyn's blonde, and she's smart! NOT ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB!Jessica Simpson might be, and Britney Spears might be, and half of the population of blondes in the world >>>>>>>>>>>  <<<<<<<<<< *dumb blonde*. |
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Post by Enelya Kenobi on Jun 3, 2004 8:07:44 GMT -5
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Post by Trinity on Jun 3, 2004 11:30:37 GMT -5
HEY, I'M BLONDE!!!
Agent Vader: Yeah, and you aren't dumb... all the time...
Trinity *looking annoyed*: Anyway, I know that a lot of blondes aren't smart coughjessicasimpsoncough, but, I'll have you know, that some of our brainstems ARE fully fuctional! Sure, we may say ditzy things sometimes, but many of us are smart! Besides, I know some brunettes that I am smarter than! Really, blondes are so discriminated against by their hair color that it annoys me. DUMB BLONDE JOKES ARE EVIL!!!!
I really like being blonde, too. Not that I have a whole lot of blonde hair to crow about...
Agent Vader: I see you feel very strongly about this...
Trinity: Yeah, it's something on my most annoying list... I have to say, though, Elle Woods in Legally Blonde 2 did nothing for us. She was good in the first one, but LB2 EMBARRASSED ME.
Yeah, that was my rant of the day...
Hmm, making my own lightsaber, eh? That could be a good thing, since it was DESTROYED by the truck *grits teeth*...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 3, 2004 14:59:36 GMT -5
HEehee...there are 2 different kinds of "blonde".
One is a color of hair.
The other is a state of mind.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!! I should know; my mom's got dark brown hair, and she has more than her share of blond moments. Like that one evening a couple of summers ago, when the power went out. She's one of those people that has to do SOMETHING, so she thought she might trim the hedge. She left the rest of us sitting in the living room, but came back a few minutes later and told my dad that she hadn't thought of the fact that the garage door wouldn't open, now that we had no power.
"Well, why would you want to open the garage door?" he asks.
"To plug the hedge trimmer in."
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Post by Trinity on Jun 3, 2004 15:23:48 GMT -5
I have had my share of blonde moments, too... I just have to think of one... I have so many, it is hard to focus on just one...
Why is everything typing so slowly?
Oh! One time I was at my cousin's graduation party and I forgot my bathing suit. My cousin and I are close to the same size, so she let me borrow one of her's. I got it on and since it was smaller than what I was used to I went outside in the backyard to ask my mom if it was okay. It was, so I went back inside to get a hair pony because back then I had long (and blonde) hair. Well, it happened to be dark out, and when I went to go back into the house, I slammed into the screen door (the mesh one, not the glass one)! I hit it so hard I broke it! I was mortofied, and it didn't help that there was a really cute boy sitting nearby either! I went inside and almost started crying because my aunt was really worried that I had broken my nose because I hit the blasted door with my face! Needless to say, though, I did go swimming, although the boy never talked to me (story of my life)...
That was my confession for the day...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 3, 2004 16:36:55 GMT -5
(sigh) Happens to everybody. I frequently mix up words when I talk, or repeat them. Like that time I said: "You can get those cheap chip bags for real cheap."
Agh, the redundancy.
Oh, and about Agent Vader going on a weed-killing spree in your lawn, Trin...could he come up here and burn some dandelions out of the ground for us? We're infested...but it actually looks sort of pretty, with all the little yellow flowers...Nah. He can come and burn 'em. Just plunge the lightsaber right into the ground and it'll cauterize the roots beyond repair. MWAHAHAHA!!!
And don't worry, we'll send Vader right back home when he's finished.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 3, 2004 16:58:50 GMT -5
I talk really fast and end up either mixing my words up or saying something totally weird. Usually I correct myself, but people look at me weird anyways... Especially when I'm nervous or excited!
Agent Vader, how about conducting a mass genocide on the dandelions at Jandalf's place?
Agent Vader: A what?
Trinity *sigh*: How about zipping to Jandalf's place and killing all her dandelions?
Agent Vader: Will she pay me in Pepsi? If so, I would be glad too...
Trinity: Take that as a yes. Make sure it isn't diet, because diet sodas make him act more freely with his lightsaber, which, as you can probably imagine, is not a good thing...
*snicker*
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Post by Enelya Kenobi on Jun 4, 2004 5:26:51 GMT -5
Enelya: Everyone would like to intro site newbie!.....*fanfare* Gollum Gollum: yes precious we is here, and is very much likeing green creature yes, loks like poor smeagol yes!  |
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Post by Trinity on Jun 4, 2004 9:02:08 GMT -5
Dude, the Twins are stalking me again... I thought they left, but they were really off conspiring against me... Little do they know about my closet full of pink dye... Twin *sneaking up behind me* Trinity *whips around*: I have the ears of a snake and the eyes of a bat! You can't touch this!!! Twin *holds up bucket of garlic*: Prepare to die!!! (actually, it sounds more like "Prepthare thoo dthye!" because of the clothespin on his nose)... Trinity: ACK!!! YOU HAVE FOUND THE GARLIC!! This calls for drastic measures... Bring out the GUMMI BEARS OF SMITE!!!!*pause* Trinity: Uh, Gummi Bears of Smite? Yoohoo... Agent Vader *in background*: I locked them in the cupboard. Trinity: Oh, jeez, THANKS ALOT! Sigh... . Following this is a fight scene that is not exactly PG, so I am not going to write it. That, and I am too lazy... Lets just say it ends with the Twin covered in Pink Dye and Agent Vader duct taped to the roof...  |
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 4, 2004 15:12:44 GMT -5
Hmm...Okay, I can pay him with a two-litre. Vader, whaddya say?
Oh no...I just remembered. Dad got 'em all with the weed-killer stuff. (pouts) That's no fun. Vader, you can come over when the dandelions grow again. Although I don't know how you're going to get here...Trin, were you the one who lived in CA? I forget...but if that's the case, Vadey's going to need a plane ticket, and I have no idea how he's going to go through the metal detectors without setting off every alarm in the terminal.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 4, 2004 15:13:18 GMT -5
...that is, once Trinity lets him down from the roof...
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Post by Trinity on Jun 4, 2004 16:05:20 GMT -5
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 4, 2004 19:53:12 GMT -5
lol...CROW POOPIE!!!
...that was weird, I know...
Yes, I am Canadian. O CANADA, I DON'T KNOW THE FRENCH WORDS TO OUR ANTHEM!!! Crud... I can sing it in French, but I have no idea what I'm saying...sigh.
I wish guns were allowed in town, for the sole purpose of SHOOTING DOWN THE STUPID CROWS THAT WAKE ME UP AT 5 AM WITH THEIR INCESSANT STUPID CAWING!!! ARGGGHHH!!!
Sorry, had to get that off my chest. I hate crows...wanna shoot 'em all...
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Jun 4, 2004 20:52:26 GMT -5
Yes, KILL THE CROWS!!!!!!!! AND THE MAGPIES!!!!!!!! Wanna know something? A STUPID CROW OR MAGPIE ATE ROBIN EGGS AND NOW I'M HOPIN' MAD!!!!! *gets a machine-gun and blasts the magppie nest on our yard*
Mwa ha ha ha hah hah ha haha hhah hahah hahah hah!
Gollum: But you killed the nice crunchable birdses!
Me: DIE MAGPIE, DYE! (oooooo, a neon green magpie... tee hee hee...)
Gollum: Calm down already!
Me: CALM DOWN?! YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?! *evil glare*
Gollum: Heh heh... Um... BYE!!!!!!!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 5, 2004 17:58:33 GMT -5
According to legend, if you're able to sprinkle salt on a magpie's tail, it'll give you three wishes.
LOL!! WHAT A LOAD OF CROW POOPIE!!!
Ahh... (wipes tear of mirth from eye)
Nice crunchable birdses...heehee....
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 5, 2004 20:50:59 GMT -5
 :I hate magpies I'd rather hit one on the haed than sprinkle salt on it!!!
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:D8-)
Eowyn's blonde, and she's smart! 
<<<<<<<<<< *dumb blonde*.
