Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 3, 2004 20:51:14 GMT -5
**The Green Book of Insanity is the tale of Middle-earth, which should slowly be growing. This here post is a basic beginning of the tale... I EXPECT other posts of the like from the mods based on this... snicker. Make them longer, RPG like-- not everyone understands M.E.:I. as well as us... so... here begins the tale. I'll be putting more in from my point of view, but if other mods will help by adding in their point of view of the story-- this of it as RPG like. M'kay?**
In outer space, a planet sits-- known by some as Allarnia-- but by most, Middle-earth. The name was never meant to be the same as the world of the Lord of the Rings, it was merely called so by those within for it was the land in the middle of everything... or, at least, was. Now its only companion is shadows, and darkness.
Once, a long time ago, there were two other planets beside it, the higher class planets-- fantasy and science fiction places. The other, smaller planet of Allarnia was ignored, and inhabited only by the few that were different... those who were hated, and not so welcome among the true people, as so they called themselves. The people who held the planet, though, welcomed all-- it was the land in the middle... the crossover land, where few dared tarry, but all who did were welcome.
But then, tragady struck the other two planets, in a quite literal manner, tearing them away from the lone crossover domain, and pulling them into their proper areas. Allarnia, Middle-earth, was left on its own, with those who had dared to enter its misty realms. Even this, though, had not pulled the planet into it's now seeming desolate shades. For there were those there who mantained it, and kept it from falling into a shadow and mist... life would've been fine with its present rulers. The Elf lady Celebrian ruled over all from her hidden away valley, while her representive, Eowyn Skywalker, as she was called, kept the planet from falling into darkness. But there were more people there than people had thought-- more people had braved the insane paths of the crossover realm. So, in an act of extremities, Eowyn-- also known as Tiana, called in others to aid herself and Celebrian in the upkeeping of the land most called Middle-earth (the name Allarnia being long forgotten). Representing the Wizards and Jedi, she called in Jandalf the Orange, for the Sith, Darth Warious, of the Matrix, Trinity Sandlover, of the Rangers Darth Aragorn, of the POWERFUL folk and pirate folk too, the Empress Adrienne Gollumeyes, of Hobbit kind Vanacoriel, and elven Duncariel. With people from all the realms, Middle-earth was smoothly ran, for everything was even, and fair.
Middle-earth was never made for peace.
It had been the land of crossovers, where all realms were safe-- that worked against them, for the canon of all realms was not easily escaped. Anakin Skywalker betrayed them, and turned to darkness, and one other appeared-- another of the same evil. Shadow. That was what they called her.
No way there was to escape the might of the Sith-- not even with Sith on their side. Eowyn was forced to call a retreat to the other side of the planet, and shadows took over the world. The few that held the lightside were forced into hiding-- and many of them began to turn, as the darkside unveiled a new weapon-- the Dark Chocolate weapons.
So many people were lured in by the taste of the chocolate-- Eowyn herself was near to fall more than once. The Near-sighted elves began to fall apart, the one group left on Middle-earth that still held strong-- for their leader, Maeggaladiel of the Four-eyes, was falling into the chocolate side. No longer did the old weapons of insanity work against the mights of the dark side-- garlic, dyes, and elastic bands were no use anymore.
The dark Chocolate side grows stronger, and there seems to be little way to defeat them. Middle-earth is seen in darkness, and shadows now-- no way to escape them. And, if they continue falling in this manner, what we have seen may come to pass.
But the tale of Middle-earth will never end, for, no matter how strong the darkside grows, I will not fall.
**thus taken from the diaries of Eowyn Skywalker before the fall of Middle-earth**
In outer space, a planet sits-- known by some as Allarnia-- but by most, Middle-earth. The name was never meant to be the same as the world of the Lord of the Rings, it was merely called so by those within for it was the land in the middle of everything... or, at least, was. Now its only companion is shadows, and darkness.
Once, a long time ago, there were two other planets beside it, the higher class planets-- fantasy and science fiction places. The other, smaller planet of Allarnia was ignored, and inhabited only by the few that were different... those who were hated, and not so welcome among the true people, as so they called themselves. The people who held the planet, though, welcomed all-- it was the land in the middle... the crossover land, where few dared tarry, but all who did were welcome.
But then, tragady struck the other two planets, in a quite literal manner, tearing them away from the lone crossover domain, and pulling them into their proper areas. Allarnia, Middle-earth, was left on its own, with those who had dared to enter its misty realms. Even this, though, had not pulled the planet into it's now seeming desolate shades. For there were those there who mantained it, and kept it from falling into a shadow and mist... life would've been fine with its present rulers. The Elf lady Celebrian ruled over all from her hidden away valley, while her representive, Eowyn Skywalker, as she was called, kept the planet from falling into darkness. But there were more people there than people had thought-- more people had braved the insane paths of the crossover realm. So, in an act of extremities, Eowyn-- also known as Tiana, called in others to aid herself and Celebrian in the upkeeping of the land most called Middle-earth (the name Allarnia being long forgotten). Representing the Wizards and Jedi, she called in Jandalf the Orange, for the Sith, Darth Warious, of the Matrix, Trinity Sandlover, of the Rangers Darth Aragorn, of the POWERFUL folk and pirate folk too, the Empress Adrienne Gollumeyes, of Hobbit kind Vanacoriel, and elven Duncariel. With people from all the realms, Middle-earth was smoothly ran, for everything was even, and fair.
Middle-earth was never made for peace.
It had been the land of crossovers, where all realms were safe-- that worked against them, for the canon of all realms was not easily escaped. Anakin Skywalker betrayed them, and turned to darkness, and one other appeared-- another of the same evil. Shadow. That was what they called her.
No way there was to escape the might of the Sith-- not even with Sith on their side. Eowyn was forced to call a retreat to the other side of the planet, and shadows took over the world. The few that held the lightside were forced into hiding-- and many of them began to turn, as the darkside unveiled a new weapon-- the Dark Chocolate weapons.
So many people were lured in by the taste of the chocolate-- Eowyn herself was near to fall more than once. The Near-sighted elves began to fall apart, the one group left on Middle-earth that still held strong-- for their leader, Maeggaladiel of the Four-eyes, was falling into the chocolate side. No longer did the old weapons of insanity work against the mights of the dark side-- garlic, dyes, and elastic bands were no use anymore.
The dark Chocolate side grows stronger, and there seems to be little way to defeat them. Middle-earth is seen in darkness, and shadows now-- no way to escape them. And, if they continue falling in this manner, what we have seen may come to pass.
But the tale of Middle-earth will never end, for, no matter how strong the darkside grows, I will not fall.
**thus taken from the diaries of Eowyn Skywalker before the fall of Middle-earth**