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Post by Trinity on Jun 10, 2004 17:49:17 GMT -5
I think Figwit looks VERY nice, especially in RotK... Did I just say that out loud?
Agent Vader: Trinity, I thought we went through this already! This is for coauthors ONLY!
Trinity: Okay, okay, sheesh... Don't have a tizzy fit...
Agetn Vader *vein in middle of forhead is throbbing*: I am NOT having a tizzy fit! *proceeds to have a tizzy fit*
Trinity *rolls eyes*; Men, sigh... Okay, I'll get out! You don't have to threaten my with a lightsaber...
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 11, 2004 11:19:57 GMT -5
Figwit: *teary eyed* Trinity... LIKES me!! I feel so loved!! Far: FIGWIT! YOU SPOKE!! Figwit: Whups. Far: This is great! Now I'll have someone to talk to! Fiwit: *writing on chalkboard* What are you talking about? I'm a mute! Far: *Groans* You're a real basket case, you know that? Figwit: *writing* But at least Trinity likes me better. Far: Says who? Figwit:*writing* Says me! Far: You and what army? Figwit: *writing* Me and THIS army! Far: wha-tha? Figwit: *writing* Betcha didn't know I had connections with the Sith!! Far: Who-a what-a?! Where did you--? Figwit: *writing* Maul and I used to be roommates in college! I was a public speaking major and he was a human relations major. Maul: We dropped out. Far: I can tell. Figwit: *writing* Our other roommate, Jango Fett, showed us how to clone stuff. So we cloned Maul while he was sleeping one day. *snicker* Maul: Yeah, VEEEEEERY funny. You know how much it costs to feed all of these wannabes?! Far: I am surrounded by idiots.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 11, 2004 22:14:04 GMT -5
Yes, Figwit, feel the love... Agetn Vader: You have brought your smiley to life, but what about me? Trinity: Okay, A.V, I'll go bring your smiley to life... It's the least I can do after he killed all the weeds in the backyard... 2 minutes later (because I don't feel like posting again)... IT LIVES!!!!:agentvader: Trinity: did it work? Agent Vader: WHY IS THERE A HOT PINK BOW ON MY HEAD?! Trinity: Because you are wearing one... *snicker*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 14, 2004 20:48:09 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Um...um...who's Figwit? I haven't really been able to immerse myself in LOTR, as I've seen Jandalf do. You know, busy with the training and all that. Um...just a question. How can one see a throbbing vein on Vader's...I mean, Agent Vader's forehead? Isn't it somewhat covered by a large black helmet?
Jandalf: YES!!!
Obi-Wan: Oh, noooo...
Jandalf: (hugs Obi-Wan) I MISSED YOU!! WHERE DID YOU GO??
Obi-Wan: Is that a rhetorical question? Or did you really not know the answer?
Jandalf: ...YES!!! ...I have no idea what you just said.
Obi-Wan: ...Um...
Jandalf: Hey, Trin, I love your smiley!!!
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Post by Master Audreidi on Jun 14, 2004 21:32:43 GMT -5
THAT'S IT!!! I DON'T WANT HAN ANYMORE!! I WILL HAVE JACEN!!
Jacen: Whoa...that was strange. Hey, what are all these weird people doing here?
Auddie: Say hi to your new friends, Jace.
Jacen: Uh...hi?
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Post by Trinity on Jun 15, 2004 17:03:00 GMT -5
Sigh, Trinity doesn't like my T shirt... I don't see why. I mean, she likes red and all.. Trinity: It's just so... BRIGHT! And you got a huge one so you can fit it over your suit and all... AND it clashes with the hot pink bow! Agent Vader: IT ISN'T MY FAULT YOU SUPERGLUED THE THING ON MY HELMET WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!!! Trinity: In answer to your question, Obi Wan, I can't SEE Agent Vader's vein throbbing in the middle of his forhead, but I can definetly tell when it is because his hands start to shake and clench like he is thinking of strangling someone and his voice gets all tight... Kind of like it is right now... Agent Vader *hyperventilating*:TELL ME HOW TO GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY HELMET OR I WILL... I WILL... Trinity: If you come near me, I WILL SIC THE GOAT OF ABOMINATION ON YOU!! Fear the GOAT!! *snicker* Eowyn Skywalker knows how evil the goat of abomination in... THE GOAT MAKES SAURON LOOK LIKE MARTHA STEWART!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I LOVE MY SMILEY!!! Thank you, Eowyn Skywalker!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 15, 2004 22:17:31 GMT -5
Trinity likes my smiley? Really? Cool... and Audreidi, yeah, you can have Jacen... and Han number 3... after all that work cloning him.. and you don't WANT him anymore?!...
Anakin: HEY, THIS IS FOR CO-AUTHORS ONLY!!!! *waves around garlic evily*
Eowyn: Umm... yeah... well... *as Anakin drags her out* I'LL MAKE FIGWIT A SMILEY... I promise...
Anakin V.O.: STAY OUT OF THE CO-AUTHORS THREAD!
Eowyn V.O.: But I had things to say!
Anakin v.o.: You're not a co-author!
Eowyn v.o.: Hey... who's forgetting the 'Skywalker' part of my name....?
Anakin V.O.: *Blaster sound effect* Ha! That'll keep her out! And I mean literally there... snrk.
Eowyn SKYWALKER Force V.O.:
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 17, 2004 11:05:17 GMT -5
Audreidi: ...There are THREE HANS?? I WANTS ONE!!! PLEEEASE!!! Oh, and I AM a Jedi Master, I don't just think it.
Jandalf: Heh heh...she's going nuts over the Solos. Can't blame her, really.
Obi-Wan: (boots both of them out) There. When will they learn that their place is not in this thread?
Jacen: Hey, you seem oddly familiar.
Obi-Wan: Who, me?
Jace: Yeah, you.
Han: Who said what about goats? (looks around nervously)
Jace: Heehee...Dad has a phobia of goats.
Han: DO NOT!!
Obi-Wan: No comment.
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jun 18, 2004 13:49:23 GMT -5
Luke: ok coauthors, we need a mission. babbling and clones are all well and good but what is this forum for?? ESCAPING THE EVIL OF THOSE WHO HAVE MADE US COAUTHORS. however those who have made us boyfriends *cough eowynskywalkerandshieldzup* are worse. those...for those we reserve the DYE AND GARLIC!!
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 18, 2004 14:06:16 GMT -5
: Figwit is an elf. you see him in the counsil of Elrond in the first movie. If you go to the links section Warious posted a site for lotR pictures you click on the elves catagory and the you get a 'bio' thing on the character. As for your sudjestion Luke, I am trying to get Warious to be my girlfriend. She isn't trying to force me to be her boyfriend...I want her to be MINE! Uh yes...anyway, Warious is immune to dye and eats garlic all the time.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 18, 2004 16:47:54 GMT -5
TRINITY STOLE MY PEPSI AGAIN!!!!
But I guess life could be worse. At least she isn't trying to force me into being her boyfriend *shudders*...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 19, 2004 22:36:17 GMT -5
Anakin: Obi-Wan ACTUALLY LIKES Jandalf... not as a co-author... they're getting MARRIED!!!!! Luke... at least we're in the same plight... our co-authors both love us, but we don't love them...
Eowyn: ANAKIN, GET ME DOWN FROM THE ROOF NOW!
Anakin: Heh heh... sigh.
Eowyn: MASTER, SAVE ME!!!! Oh... and... umm... you can have Han the Original... I... uhh... guess... I think...
Han: Please? PLEASE!? *I have a bad feeling about this*
Anakin: Now we shall plot ways to get rid of our evil co-authors for GOOD! Well... maybe we'll leave Jandalf and Warious alone... their co-authors LIKE thehm... *eww*
Eowyn: Anakin, you will DYE!
Anakin *pink*: Ugg... even in here she can effect me. THAT'S IT, I'M TURNING DARK!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 21, 2004 10:34:30 GMT -5
(Auddie's posting here, too)
Obi-Wan: But...I don't really want to plot against Jandalf.
Jacen: Have it your way.
Obi-Wan: ANAKIN!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?? YOU CAN'T GO DARK ON ME!! NOT YET!!! (calls up to Eowyn S.) Sorry about all this. Jandalf isn't here right now...(levitates her off the roof)
Han: (continues) Please? Please? Please? (realizes) Oh...I'm Audreidi's co-author now...
Jacen: And me. We must plot...
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 21, 2004 15:39:02 GMT -5
Haldir: Does trying to get your Author to say yes to a proposal qualify as a plot?
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jun 22, 2004 12:56:18 GMT -5
Luke: coauthors conspiring to LIKE the authors...*gasp!* this is an incredably odd concept... i think if i liked shieldzup at all her threats of sicking dannik jerreko on me would stop it quickly anyway... shieldzup: *uses the force* you WILL get off the computer NOW and leave it to me... luke: sure...NO! i should never have tought her that--gackk-- dannik: run, hahaha!!! shieldzup: ok, that was wierd...what site was he on, anyway?, eowyn's? but why...? *luke, running past, switches the computer off via the Force. chaos ensues.*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 22, 2004 17:12:20 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Um, I guess so, Haldir. But I didn't even have to try.
Jacen: (laughs maniacally at no one in particular)
Audreidi: Hey, I think Jandalf's starting to rub off on you, Jace. Better lay low for a little while--
Han: HEY!! THIS IS THE CO-AUTHOR'S BOARD!!
Jacen: Yeah. (giggle)
Obi-Wan: Please help.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 22, 2004 20:42:38 GMT -5
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 23, 2004 15:09:07 GMT -5
: Uh, thanks anyway, Anakin. I think I'll be able to cope. : I AM THE REAL HAN SOLO!!! Jacen: I want a smiley of my own!! Why do I not have a smiley? : Get Eowyn Skywalker to revise the clothes on mine to Jedi robes, and that can be you. Jacen: (is fooled) But she isn't here! The things I put up with.
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 26, 2004 12:02:00 GMT -5
:I don't like Han he's a baby in the movies. So thats why I made my amy of Gimli clones pick them off so to speak. So to right down to it... NO MORE HAN CLONES (or Han himself for that)
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Post by Trinity on Jun 26, 2004 12:08:12 GMT -5
Revenge is MINE!!!
MUWAHAHA!!!
Why is revenge mine, you ask? Because Trinity got eaten up by mosquitos!!! She has over 13 bites and I have NONE!!!
Trinity *in background*: Are you STILL going on about that?
Agent Vader: YES!!!!!
Trinity: At least I didn't have all the squirrels and chipmunks of the forest chasing after me...
Agent Vader: YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!
Trinity: And you believed me *sigh*... Oops, GET AWAY FROM THAT LIGHTSABER!!!
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