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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 7, 2004 18:00:34 GMT -5
P.G. Faerie: Actually, according to the red book of west march, and Star Wars, violence IS, in fac--
Eowyn: *thwacks* DON'T tell them THAT...
P.G: Why NOOOOOOOOOTTTTT....
Eowyn: MASTER, SHE'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH ANAKIN!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! NOT THE WHINING!!!!! I DON'T WANT HER TO WHINE!!!!!!!! SHE'S NOT ALLOWED TO, ONLY I CAN WHINE! MAKE HER STOP...
Anakin: And I'M whiny...?
Eowyn: Oh, shut up.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 12, 2004 16:34:36 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]SAURON:[/shadow]MUWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAA ac!*coughcough**clears throat* MUWA HA HA HA *a few hours pass* HA HA HA HA...[glow=red,2,300]must get drink *gasp*[/glow]
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Aug 13, 2004 23:54:50 GMT -5
Faramir: Hey guys, it's me, Maeg's co-author. Figwit: And me, her other co-author. Far: We've come up with a great idea to keep the evilness out of our conspiratorial corner! Tell 'em, Figgy. Fig: Okay, here's what we do. We make a corral out of these here bendy straws, then we put a stack of jelly donuts in the middle. The authors go in for the jelly donuts, and we pull the secret string that closes the gate! Vwa-la! No more interruptions! Observe. *builds corral out of bendy straws* Far: Now we blow this handy author call whistle... Whistle: Yoooo hooooo! Far: AHA! IT WORKS! See the results? ( ) Far: wha tha? How did I get in here? Maeg: FARAMIR! YOu have some explaining to do, mister! *everyone activates their lightsabers* Far: HELP ME! I'M TRAPPED IN A BENDY STRAW CAGE WITH ANGRY LIGHTSABER WEILDING PSYCHOES! Fig: Yeep! I'm outta here! *The rest is too violent to post.*
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Aug 14, 2004 17:36:06 GMT -5
Bwa-hahahhahahahaha..... BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE NO SMILEY TO PUT IN THE CORRAL!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snickle* (what, I'm really tired)
Bob: *drags himself in* Camp is evil.
Dun: *snicker* He fell in the lake with all of his robes on, and he looked like this great big orange jelly fish... then I had to go save him, 'cause, seeing how he has no arms, he can't swim.
Bob: I floated!
Dun: Whatever you say, you Pastyness.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 18, 2004 20:30:13 GMT -5
Jandalf: (violently hacks and slashes her way out of the pen) NO MORE PASTRIES!!! NO MORE...no...(stares at Jar-Jar) What did I come back to? (promptly faints)
Obi-Wan: Oh, no...NOT THE GUNGAN...Wake up, Jandalf! Wake up! (shakes her)
Jacen: Auddie's loaning me to Jandalf for a moment. You got trouble?
Obi-Wan: SHE WON'T WAKE UP!! CURSE JAR-JAR!! HE'S THE REASON THE GALAXY IS DOOMED...
Jacen: I think she's coming to.
Obi-Wan: ...THE CATALYST TO THE EMPIRE, AS IF THINGS WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH... What did you say?
Jacen: She's coming to.
Jandalf: Whoa...SLAUGHTER THE GUNGANS!! And smack Faramir and Figwit, while you're at it.
Obi-Wan: I can't believe I missed out on those donuts...(drools)
Jandalf: OBI-WAN!! SNAP OUT OF IT!!!
Obi-Wan: Wha...? Sorry. You know how I am when it comes to food.
Jandalf: Well, I've more of a fetish toward bismarcks than jelly donuts...whoops. Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
Obi-Wan: Then we'll just have to get trapped together, I suppose.
Jandalf: Oooh...(considers the idea) Then I don't mind so much. Obi-Wan and donuts. Could life get any better?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 18, 2004 20:31:03 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: That was a rhetorical question, by the way.
Jandalf: (absently) Yes, thank you for clarifying...
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Post by Cy Otauna on Aug 21, 2004 15:21:00 GMT -5
shieldzup: *torn between the skywalker asylum and jelly donut corral* NOOO!! i WILL NOT be stuck in this board forever! you can't make me!! *sees Jar Jar* NOO!! *runs off board* Luke: wow. i got rid of her. that was astoundingly easy... s: TO EASY!! hahaha! I am abducting you to an RPG! NOO!!! help me!!! *screech is cut off sharply*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 21, 2004 15:26:52 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: LUKE!!!
Jandalf: Oh, leave him alone. He's just as whiny as his father.
Obi-Wan: (shudders) In THAT case...I'll stick with the jelly donuts. (pounces inside corral, eats whatever is left of the donuts)
Jandalf: Ewwwwww.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 21, 2004 20:57:38 GMT -5
I don't have a very great looking smiley... and no, Dun DOESN'T have one... sigh...*rolls eyes* OOOOO!!! FOOD!!!!! NEED... FOOD!!!!!!!
Anakin: *moves, fast*
Eowyn: *stars coughing* Gack... can't... breathe...
Anakin: JAR JAR!!!!!!! HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Eowyn: Eep... scared...
Narrator: Eowyn Skywalker is now very scared, and is wondering why on earth she puts up with this.
Eowyn: Grrrrrrrrr...
Anakin: :jandalf:, SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eowyn: YOU WILL BOTH DIE!!!!!
*post suddenly becomes too voilent*
P.G. Faerie: This post has became too evil to continue! WE LOVE YOU, ALBERTA! BUY OUR MERCHENDISE! WE HAVE CDS, BOOKS, LIGHTSABERS, SOUNDTRACKS, MOVIES... *goes on and on and on...*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 22, 2004 16:00:29 GMT -5
Jandalf: EVERYTHING!!! BUY IT!!!
Obi-Wan: Ahem. What about my apprentice?
Jandalf: Ohhhh, right. I'LL SAVE YOU, ANAKIN!!! I mean, only in the interest of upholding my promise to be nice to you, of course.
Anakin: Of course.
Jandalf: (kavamms everyone out of her Padawan's reach) Phew, that was a close one.
Narrator: And the day is saved, when it could have just as easily been turned into a gory bloodbath-- (is smacked by P. G. Faerie)
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Aug 23, 2004 22:51:57 GMT -5
Faramir: Why is everyone beating up on us, Figgy? Figwit: Oh, I dunno. Might have something to do with the Jelly Donut Incident. Far: Naw. Hey, maybe if we dig this huge pit, lay palm fronds on it, and put a plate of cranberry scones in the middle... Fig: NO! (slaps Far) I've had enough of being impaled by lightsabers for one day. Far: Kill joy.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 23, 2004 23:04:00 GMT -5
Eowyn: I'LL SAVE YOU, MAEG!!! *leaps out with lightsaber, theme music plays* *begins fighting off anyone who dares harm Maeg*
Anakin: EOWYN! *Pulls out lightsaber, attacks her*
Eowyn: ANAKIN!!!
Anakin: EOWYN!!!!
*they fight*
Eowyn: So, at last, we come to blows...
Narrator: Eowyn Skywalker and Anakin Skywalker are now battling for no reason at all-- there is no way either will survive to see another sunrise... *is smakes by P.G. Faerie* Errr... I mean... Someone will have to ingect, or else!
Anakin: MOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND IS BEATING ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Eowyn: Shut up! *attacks more*
P.G. Faerie: NOOOOOOOO... *is smaked by narrator*
Narrator: I was getting tired of her whining. Anyhow, now, at the moment, Eowyn seems to have fallen into a dark, and evil path-- Anakin is acting merely in self defence, and all eyes are now off of Maeg. Only one person can save Anakin... errr... two people. Jandalf and Obi-Wan Kenobi. But WILL they... or will the chosen brat be left to suffer a cruel and painful death at the hands of Eowyn Skywalker... *is hit by P.G. Faerie* HOW DARE YOU! *hits P.G.Faerie back*
***a new battle begins***
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Aug 24, 2004 17:33:09 GMT -5
Maeg: Wow, this is WAY more interesting than anything happening on OUR boards. You co-authors have all the fun! GO EOWYN, GO!!!
Faramir: Wha? You think watching psychotic moderators battle to the death with their co-authors is AMUSING? Were you ever dropped on your head as a child?
Maeg: No, but I used to eat paint chips.
Fig: USED to?
Far: Well, that explains a few things.
Maeg: ELVEN RAMPAGE! YAAAA! *Activates lightsaber and attacks PG faerie* How dare you hit the Esteemed Lady of the Lenses?!? You lame fictional creature!
PG Faerie: Lame?
Maeg: I figured there wouldn't be any language issues if I used "lame."
(Dust flies as Maeg, Eowyn, PG Faerie and anyone else nearby attack each other.)
Far: Sooooo... Anybody wanna help me dig a pitfall trap?
Fig: You just don't get it, do you?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 24, 2004 17:46:34 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: Did I hear someone say cranberry scones?
Jandalf: Obi-Waaaaan...(rolls eyes)
Obi-Wan: Hey, Faramir, Figwit, if you give me a plate of those, I'll help you dig the pit.
Jandalf: Padawan...STOP TYPING SO FAST!! Your spelling is atrocious...it's "interject", not "ingect"...
Everyone else: (smacks Jandalf)
Jandalf: Owww. Fine. (sulks) I'll just go off and be a dictionary all on my own, then.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Aug 24, 2004 18:33:18 GMT -5
Far: Obi-wan, you'd betray your co-author for a plate of scones? That's possibly the most devious, self-centered, shallow thing I've ever heard! You're my new best friend!
(Hands over cranberry scones)
Fig: what about me? I thought I was your best friend.
Far: Who are you? Oh yeah, that Fig guy. Figaro? Fig-newton?
Fig: Um, Figwit.
Far: Oh yeah. Figspit. Get a shovel or get lost, He-Who-Rejects-My-Wonderful-Coauthor-Destroying-Plans. Obi-Wan and I have some serious plotting to do.
Fig: And everyone wonders why I have go through so much emotional counseling.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 25, 2004 3:37:56 GMT -5
Eowyn: Actually, if I had meant 'intergect', I would've got 'intergect'. I don't type my posts so fast I don't read them, you know... I MEANT INJECT!!!! *leaves Anakin, and tackles Jandalf with lightsaber drawn... no, not... sigh... you KNOW what I mean!*
Anakin: Ummm... JANDALF, LOOK OUT!!!!!!
Eowyn: I'LL TEACH YOU TO CONSTENTLY CORRECT MY NOEXACTLYPERFECTBUTWHOCARESANYHOWBECAUSEISUREDONT SPELLING!!!! DIE!!!!!!
P.G.Faerie: Ummm... Eowyn... *is cut off by a rather toocloseforcomfort lightsaber* Heh heh... I'll just go and sit over in a corner here... la la la...
Narrator: Eowyn Skywalker has now turned against her master in a fit of rage... oh dear!
Eowyn: U WANNA C MEE SPEEL BADDLEE? O, Ii'l showe u badd speeleing... /hisies\ Ie cn speel awfly ef eI wante 2...
Anakin: *stares* Whoa... that's... ummm... impossible to read!
Eowyn: That's the point! *pounces on Jandalf*
Heh heh heh... Maeg, you were born to have a co-author! That's awesome!
Anakin: I wouldn't say that...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 25, 2004 23:06:41 GMT -5
Jandalf: (immediately faints and drops into a shocked coma at her Padawan's atrocious spelling)
Obi-Wan: (eats scones all in one bite) Ummmm...Hold on, Jandalf. I'll be right with you after Faramir and I have finished digging and plotting. (turns back to Faramir) Okay. For one thing, we can forget the shovels. (uses Force on the earth, levitates a huge chunk out of the ground, many noises of tearing roots, etc.) Now. About this trapping business. What exactly did you have in mind as bait? I mean, donuts will no longer work. Our co-authors are wise to that one. And DON'T use the cranberry scones...that would be just wasting them. Don't you agree?
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 26, 2004 1:28:59 GMT -5
Eowyn: HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! NEVER INSULT MY SPELLING AGAIN!!!!!!!!
Anakin: Ummm... MASTER, WAIT FOR ME!!! I'LL HELP YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! *comes running over* I have the perfect bait... pepperoni pizzas!!!!!
Eowyn: *ignores Anakin* Hey... umm... master? Oh well, she's unconscious, I guess I can turn to my darkside persona now... *suddenly becomes slightly taller, grows dark hair, and blue eyes... hey... is it just me, or do her eyes look TOO blue...*
Eowyn: Growl. *hits Narrator* YOU were the one who dropped me off on Arrakis!
Narrator: *fumes* Well, I can't help I thought it was Tatooine!
Eowyn: SURE you couldn't help it. Anyhow, I am Shadow now. Fear me!!!!!
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Aug 26, 2004 3:19:41 GMT -5
/Any comments that are not understood about Shadow being Tiana-- well, that has to do with a new fanfiction that Jandalf and Tiana are writing called the Lord of the Garlic. My character is the later darkside Tiana... snicker. It's... interesting.\
Shadow: TIANA!!! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!!!! THAT'S MY JOB, BEING EVIL AND ALL!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE JANDALF'S PADAWAN!!!! I'M THE SITH!!! NOT YOU... at least, you aren't YET... ahhh, never mind... groan... I have a bad feeling about this.
Morgoth: /has left to help the other co-authors trap their authors\
Shadow: Great, he abandons me thus. Just what I needed-- my lightsaber half is going Sith, and now I'm stuck with everything... sigh... /mutters about inevitablilty\ Now she's going to think I'm going soft mutter mutter mutter... /kneels beside Jandalf, shakes her\ Hey, you, Jedi! Wakey, wakey!!!
MEANWHILE...
Morgoth: Hey, all! Need any help digging that trap...?!
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 26, 2004 13:49:02 GMT -5
hmmm the othe co's have started fighting, hmmm... hey THE! come here! THE: *comes over* *set orcs on her* THE: *is all like lightsabers out lets kill em, wich she does* hmmm... *sets wargs on her* THE: *kills them too* DYE EVIL CO AUTHOR!!!!!! *throws cake at him* *THE and go to blows...*
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