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Post by Caffeinerush on Sept 10, 2005 12:36:01 GMT -5
Then a very huge
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 10, 2005 12:36:41 GMT -5
chocolate bar melted, drowning
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Post by bob on Sept 10, 2005 12:37:24 GMT -5
all inhabatents of moria.
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 10, 2005 12:37:41 GMT -5
Now, why the chocolate
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Post by bob on Sept 10, 2005 12:38:28 GMT -5
beast of DOOM came,
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 10, 2005 12:39:31 GMT -5
no one will say.
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Post by bob on Sept 10, 2005 12:39:50 GMT -5
They might mention that
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 10, 2005 12:41:26 GMT -5
very soon they will
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Post by bob on Sept 10, 2005 12:42:53 GMT -5
form a mob to
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 10, 2005 12:44:27 GMT -5
unearth CR's remains, but
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Post by bob on Sept 10, 2005 12:45:00 GMT -5
they couldn't find the
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 10, 2005 12:45:32 GMT -5
proper digging tools. Anyway,
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Post by bob on Sept 10, 2005 12:45:56 GMT -5
bob and CR had
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 10, 2005 12:46:32 GMT -5
pretty much decided to
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Post by bob on Sept 10, 2005 12:47:08 GMT -5
leave, due to time. ((bye))
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 10, 2005 12:47:42 GMT -5
A moment of silence. ((bai))
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Sept 10, 2005 13:05:07 GMT -5
And...we have reached our first summary!
The story so far:
There once was a girl named Shandalf and a rather large piece of cake was standing on a plasma display that had been on a frog's leg. How Gandalf ate three gallons of cheese no one knew, but what they did know was that he had lots of recipes for that sort of cake and he dearly loved cheese. Shandalf went around with the staff she had aquired and asked that the cake be disturbed not, by someone who would proceed into a deadly mental blockade.
Death by carrots was foreseen by every Bene Gesserit, and every man that was remotely related to a giant cheese-like cake ran and got some milk. Skim milk can be very poisonus so, they decided on whole.
Nearby, chocolate bars were being devoured by the darkside. The other side was terribly, horribly confused because looking around and wondering about the disappearance of chocolate bars was mostly superfluous. Therefore, it was strange no one noticed.
What they did notice was that a monkey named bob had found a cookie. This didn't concern anyone, except for the people that rode puffy sponges. They would ride all day on their sponges, with no care in the world. People would mock the sponge riders, for they were an odd sight. These people are very very much naughty. Bleh!
"Oops! I deleted my brain!" said bob. "Whatever will I do!" Then everyone pounced on Caffeinerush. He slowly withered away. He died. And then everyone missed him. Poor him, they thought. Meanwhile, bob buried his friend. The general public found this unnecessary, which is quite odd, since most people like chocolate.
In the depths of the darkish chocolate mines live strange beings, called Chocowockoloclates. Only, no one can find them since they are always busy eating chocolate, of course. Well, this is beside the point, since they had never been seen and thus they were a health hazard no longer. This is relieving to all involved. Whatever risk there once was is now only a distant squeak in the Force.
Obi-Wan taught Luke to peel a banana with telekinieses. Obi-Wan truly was a lover of chocolate! Oh, how he luved it. Spelling, however, has never been worse. bob knows from experience that Obi-Wan would have scolded his pet tarantula if there was a method of doing so. But alas, someone else had tried. There was honestly never a more terrible catastrophe. ((Joan reaches 1400 posts! W00t!))
Then a very huge chocolate bar melted, drowning all inhabatents of moria. Now, why the chocolate beast of DOOM came, no one will say. They might mention that very soon they will form a mob to unearth CR's remains, but they couldn't find the proper digging tools. Anyway, bob and CR had pretty much decided to leave, due to time.
A moment of silence
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Post by ¤Eternaldarkness¤ on Sept 10, 2005 16:43:29 GMT -5
had taken place and
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 10, 2005 17:55:45 GMT -5
then Thorin screeched, "HOW
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Post by Mekka on Sept 10, 2005 18:03:22 GMT -5
WICKED OF YOU, GRISELDA!!!"
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