Obvious Alias
Jedi Hobbit
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Posts: 24
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Wisdom.
May 11, 2006 8:13:44 GMT -5
Post by Obvious Alias on May 11, 2006 8:13:44 GMT -5
It is stupider to change what nature gave you than to accept the challenge and move on.
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Wisdom.
May 17, 2006 19:09:16 GMT -5
Post by Absolon on May 17, 2006 19:09:16 GMT -5
But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
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Wisdom.
May 17, 2006 20:12:12 GMT -5
Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 17, 2006 20:12:12 GMT -5
If you design something to be foolproof, someone will make a better fool.
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Wisdom.
May 19, 2006 10:10:26 GMT -5
Post by Morgana Le Fay on May 19, 2006 10:10:26 GMT -5
Great quotes.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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Wisdom.
May 19, 2006 12:17:23 GMT -5
Post by Absolon on May 19, 2006 12:17:23 GMT -5
Those who talk over-much, think little.
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Wisdom.
May 19, 2006 14:34:13 GMT -5
Post by Cy Otauna on May 19, 2006 14:34:13 GMT -5
Thing they should test you for in the drivers' test but don't #1: How to find your car in a large parking lot after shopping for a great length of time.
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Wisdom.
May 19, 2006 20:34:23 GMT -5
Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 19, 2006 20:34:23 GMT -5
Never underestimate the power of adding a few extra letters to a word on an AP Biology test. Auditory and Alimentary are two very different things...
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Wisdom.
May 20, 2006 22:15:48 GMT -5
Post by Trinity on May 20, 2006 22:15:48 GMT -5
If you think God is trying to tell you something, LISTEN, even if you don't necessarily want to hear what He has to say at that moment. Later on, you will wish you had and you will see exactly what He was trying to say through sometimes painful ways...
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Wisdom.
May 21, 2006 18:50:50 GMT -5
Post by Absolon on May 21, 2006 18:50:50 GMT -5
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
*evil grin*
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Wisdom.
May 22, 2006 12:18:06 GMT -5
Post by Jandalf on Toast on May 22, 2006 12:18:06 GMT -5
The rule which forbids ending a sentence with a preposition is the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put.
-Winston Churchill
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Wisdom.
May 24, 2006 8:55:22 GMT -5
Post by Morgana Le Fay on May 24, 2006 8:55:22 GMT -5
There is nothing worse than a broken heart - especially knowing you did it to yourself.
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Wisdom.
May 24, 2006 17:44:54 GMT -5
Post by Absolon on May 24, 2006 17:44:54 GMT -5
When in doubt, throw it out. (This applies for mysterious fuzzy things in the fridge, and all manner of junk around the house.)
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Wisdom.
Jun 6, 2006 11:39:05 GMT -5
Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 6, 2006 11:39:05 GMT -5
An idea is bulletproof.
--V, V for Vendetta
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Wisdom.
Jun 7, 2006 17:40:54 GMT -5
Post by Ali Blue on Jun 7, 2006 17:40:54 GMT -5
Always see the world as others might see it, you will gain wisdom and friends.
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Wisdom.
Jun 8, 2006 17:07:40 GMT -5
Post by Sallowpad on Jun 8, 2006 17:07:40 GMT -5
Never pet a burning dog. People are like rugs; hang them out a window and give them a few shakes. You'll be amazed at the dirt you can get out. 7.62=42
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Jun 9, 2006 8:06:20 GMT -5
When someone tells you they have a bad feeling about something, listen to them!!!
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Wisdom.
Jun 10, 2006 0:08:42 GMT -5
Post by Sallowpad on Jun 10, 2006 0:08:42 GMT -5
On that topic...
Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.
When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go off alone.
If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
Listen closely to the soundtrack; and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.
Strange lights are seldom harbingers of joy.
Don't open the closed door, especially if you hear scratching, heavy breathing, or any other strange noises from the other side.
While in a horror film, never bathe, especially when in the house alone.
Self-sacrifice is a bad idea, as the person you saved will usually die anyway.
When you have actually gotten a monster down on the ground with your gun, immediately empty all your shots in the monsters' head, and the one spot which seems the least likely to be vital.
ALL Nuclear Biological Chemical weapons cause normally docile creatures to grow huge and carnivorous.
Don't work the night shift.
Never tease anyone. They either gain extraordinary powers, or go psycho.
If you value your life, stay a virgin.
Do not allow a computer the ability to lock doors.
When Granny starts frothing at the mouth it's time to send her to the retirement home.
Listen to the crazy man warning you something bad is going to happen. Crazy people die first, but they're always right.
Use the buddy system. Specifically, a buddy who is slower, weaker, or dumber than you are.
Don't own a cat. Think goldfish.
If you are in a car, the engine stalls, and a murderer is on the loose, you have a 99% chance of dying.
Get a concealed weapon carry permit, and use it.
Own lots of guns, especially cool ones. Except for the main character, you'll be the most likely to survive.
Contrary to popular belief, most demons are not helpful and/or loyal.
When you're in a group, sleep in shifts. When you're alone, drink a LOT of coffee.
If it tastes like chicken, don't ask for seconds.
Try hard to recall any strange dreams you may have recently had. They will inevitably come into play at some point.
Never go off by yourself to sulk.
Never watch a horror movie while you're in a horror movie. You're asking for it.
Avoid towns that have a mental asylum and a hardware store in the same neighborhood.
And let's not forget the Number One rule: When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.
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Wisdom.
Jul 5, 2006 12:34:50 GMT -5
Post by Barnzo on Jul 5, 2006 12:34:50 GMT -5
Don't drink poison... hehe... sure
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Wisdom.
Jul 11, 2006 12:58:22 GMT -5
Post by Padawan Yakhana Skie on Jul 11, 2006 12:58:22 GMT -5
Listen to yourself before putting your faith in others. You never know who might stab you in the back.
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Wisdom.
Jul 11, 2006 21:34:44 GMT -5
Post by Absolon on Jul 11, 2006 21:34:44 GMT -5
Hope for the best but expect the worst.
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