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Post by Trinity on May 11, 2004 11:30:58 GMT -5
The joy of Pepsi , YYYEEAAHHH!! I gave him Pepsi, and I am having a hard time deciding if it is good for him or not... AGENT VADER, STOP SWINGING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!! I AM GOING TO THROW PINK PAINT ON YOU IF YOU DON'T!!! Sigh... would you excuse me for a moment *grabs pink paint bucket and begins stalking towards Agent Vader, who seem so think he is now Tarzan*...
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Post by Master Warious on May 15, 2004 15:19:25 GMT -5
*Snicker* I was only joking about giving him pepsi. Never give a Sith made of metal and wheels pepsi. Look what happened to Saruman...
Oh wait...never mind.
The song Hyperactivity from Mark Lowry would suit Agent V well.
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Post by Trinity on May 15, 2004 18:49:44 GMT -5
Tell me about it... *massages temples tiredly* AGENT VADER, STOP STANDING ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS PURE AND LOVELY, STOP GIVING US AN IMMITATION OF PARIS HILTON! AND TURN OFF BRITNEY SPEARS!! Excuse me, this calls for desperate messures *pulls out can of pink dye and begins stalking towards the table*... MY EYES!! MY POOR, INNOCENT EYES!!! Whoops, gotta run, he looks a bit angry. Of course, I would be to if someone threw a big can of pink dye on me.... :-[EEEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLL!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 15, 2004 20:47:23 GMT -5
NO! *Pulls out warheads, then looks guiltilly at Warious, hands them over, and pulls out the MEDAL pole* Agent Vader shall suffer... YOU.... SHALL NOT.... EAT... PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially not Pepsi Blue..... Mwha-ha-ha-h-ah-ah-a-h--a-h-a-h-a-h-a-h-ah-a--h-aha-ha-h-ahah-aha-h-a-h-a-hahah-a-h-a-h-a-h-a-hah-ahahah-ah-a-h-ahahah-aha-ha-ha-h-a-h-a-h-ahahahahahahahaha-h-a-h-ahahaha.......... ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... yeah. *whacks Vader a few times, and hopefully knocks his bolts back into place* -Eowyn Skywalker :D8-)
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Post by Trinity on May 16, 2004 14:40:58 GMT -5
Dude, why is the board all stretchy? Oh, well... Agent Vader *is watching Star Wars*: Why did I let then talk me into taking off my mask in the end? I look hideous! Trinity: Because they wanted it to be this dramatic death scene and the only way that could be was if they got rid of you wheezing mask... although you still wheeze, it just isn't as sinister...
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Agent Smith
Jedi Hobbit
Agent of Purpleness
Welcome to the Matrix. I will live again!
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Post by Agent Smith on May 18, 2004 16:33:35 GMT -5
Sorry I've been away so long... I was trying to find Anderson but he hasn't been around lately.
When did Trinity get an Agent?
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Post by Trinity on May 18, 2004 17:16:04 GMT -5
Agent vader is my coauthor (evil grin)... I have grown more powerful since the last time we met, Agent Smith!!!!And I have more pink dye.... among other powers (looks at title)! Agent Vader: She is having delusions of grandeur. Welcome back, Agent Smith. Trinity: YOU SHALL NOT CONSPIRE!!! Agent Vader: Who is going to stop us? Trinity *holds up comandeered liter of Pepsi*: I have my ways... Agent Vader: You aren't playing fair!!!!!! Trinity: Vengeance for my groveling session from earlier... GO ON, GET ON YOUR KNEES!! That's it... You... shall not... CONSPIRE!!!
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Post by Celebrian on May 20, 2004 2:38:43 GMT -5
OH NO... I have corrupted Trinity!!! YOU SHALL NOT GO ON POWER RAGES..LIKE GALADRIEL.. and you shall become powerful and all shall love you and despair.. cough well ok be powerful but not dark dot dot dot wait a minute do be dark and powerful cough
"By the way, Agent Smith, Trinity has had Agent Vader as her co-author for next to forever, where have you been? Hiding under a rock?"
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Post by Trinity on May 20, 2004 11:23:27 GMT -5
*stomps foot* Where is Neo? I haven't seen him since we turned him PINK!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! In place of a Dark Lord you will have a QUEEN!!!!!!*snicker* I am corrupted (evil grin)... Agent Vader: Not as corrupted as me... Trinity: I guess you are right. WHY DO THE HOT ONES ALWAYS END UP CORRUPTED?? Agent Vader *looks in mirror*: I am hot? Trinity: You WHERE, notice the past tense... Agent Vader: Trinity: You had better watch it, dude, I have your Pepsi and Gummi Bears of Smite!!! so I highly suggest you remain on your BEST behaviour...
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Neo Anderson
Sithly Elf
Chosen one of Purpleness
In the words of Middle-earth, join me or DYE!
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Post by Neo Anderson on May 20, 2004 14:48:22 GMT -5
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Post by Trinity on May 20, 2004 15:03:13 GMT -5
Hawaii? The closest I get to Hawaii is Glamis, and I only say that because of the mass quantity of sand...
Actually, if you go look in the Matrix RPG in " The Matrix has you!", you will see that I have actually fallen in love with LEGOLAS!!!
So go join and save yourself... *snicker*
Agent Vader: Her? In love with ME? Absolutely preposterous...
Trintiy: Amen, brother! Tell it like it is!!
Agent Vader is merely my hardly tolerable, Pepsi loaded, Force using coauthor...
And you look COOL pink! In a sunburned kind of way... You DID use sunscreen in Hawaii, right?
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Agent Smith
Jedi Hobbit
Agent of Purpleness
Welcome to the Matrix. I will live again!
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Post by Agent Smith on May 29, 2004 14:12:09 GMT -5
You all have gotten stranger than before Miss Skywalker and Trinity. What do you hope to accopmlish by 'falling' in love with this 'Legolas'?
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Post by Trinity on May 29, 2004 14:56:02 GMT -5
My lifelong dream of becoming Miss Trinity Greenleaf!!!
Just kidding *snicker*
Agent Vader: by the way you stare longingly at his poster you have hanging on your wall, one would think differently...
Trinity: CEASE AND DESIST!!!!
Agent Vader: I was just saying... Hey, could you get me some Pepsi?
Trinity: I am disinclined to aquiesce your request...
Agent Vader *blank look on face*: Huh?
Trinity: It means no... *snicker*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 30, 2004 22:15:12 GMT -5
Agent Smith, thou hast been away for too long... thou shalt soon see that indeed, we have changed, and grown more powerful in the time of thy abbsence, Tis true though, that thou wilt grow used to it, or thou shalt dye.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 1, 2004 15:07:51 GMT -5
Trinity: ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!Agent Vader: That is the LAST time I let you eat all the Skittles! Trinity: Take the Red Skittle, and know the truth behind your existence. Choose the Blue Skittle (and there ARE blue Skittles, I assure you) and remain in ignorance... Which one will you choose? *holds out Skittles to Agent Vader* Agent Vader *takes both Skitttles and eats them* Trinity: NNNNOOOO!! Do you realize what you have DONE?!Agent Vader: Yeah, given myself a slight sugar rush.... Trinity: To be continued... Does anyone know what WOULD happen if you DID take both Skittles, er, pills?
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 19, 2004 22:42:30 GMT -5
PLOT BUNNY!!!! MWHA-HA-HA!!!! THE PURPLE PILL THAT TAKES YOU TO MIDDLE-EARTH!!!!
Speaking of which, I need to write the story of Middle-earth, and who us mods ACTUALLY are... Oh I know! I've got to make a Middle-earthian RPG, where we play our user names... and co-authors... and see what happens...
We should make a thread for discussion on the Red Pill, and Blue pill. And this thread was, at one time, about Agent Smith, you know...
:D8-)
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Post by Trinity on Jun 20, 2004 12:43:03 GMT -5
I can start the thread, if you like...
Yeah, that RPG sounds like FUN!!! Please start it, I need something to be happy about...
Agent Vader: She's a little upset about the Orlando and Kate hting, in case you didn't know...
hmm... Agent Smith made me laugh alot in the movie and whenever he came on screen, I would yell "Agent Elrond!!" He was very funny, even though he was trying to kill Neo and "me"...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 28, 2004 22:38:28 GMT -5
Tee hee, it's made. I've always wanted to be me... and me... and me too... giggle. Anakin is evil in there! How'd THAT happen...
Anakin: *hides cookie behind back* La la la...
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Post by Thorongil on Jul 31, 2004 13:46:35 GMT -5
There was a movie on TV a few days ago. It was hilarious! It was Agent Smith as a drag queen. Really funny! The only thing missing was sunglasses.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 31, 2004 23:10:31 GMT -5
Whoa... freaky... *scared eyes*
Heh heh... I can see it now, that's why I'm so scared!
-Eowyn Skywalker
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