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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 27, 2004 1:57:31 GMT -5
Just that, a list of 101 ways to die in M.E.! Number your ways to die, please, and don't repeat them. I thinkthis is easy enough, anyhow...
1: Fall into Kazad-dum
2: Be Gollum in Mount Doom
3: Try to incinerate the Balrog
4: Be a Nazgul, and fight a woman
5: Get stabbed
((And so on...))
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 27, 2004 17:35:52 GMT -5
Snrk...good idea, this. I wonder why I didn't think of it myself...
6. Be a formerly possessed king of Rohan
7. Be Peter Jackson when Jandalf meets up with him and comes to terms on his skipping the part in ROTK with Sharky and Wormtongue
8. Try to drown the Watcher
9. Stand behind a big wooden gate while Nazgûl arrive outside
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 27, 2004 18:26:10 GMT -5
I think that, dear Jandalf (yes, I mean to call you that), is because you haven't been thinking at all. As you yourself said, in no uncertain terms...
10: Breathe loudly in Lothlorien
11: Give the One Ring to a Wraith, and then decide you want it back.
12: Do jumpingjacks in Mount Doom
13: Get crushed by a Cave Troll
14: Play the computer game
15: Decide that there's nothing that can save you.
16: Kiss an orc
17: BE an orc
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Post by Fëa on Jul 27, 2004 18:30:29 GMT -5
10. Be an oath-breaker
11. Be Eowyn and try and take Aragorn from Arwen (Hee...)
12. Be the RING in Mount Doom
13. Fight a horde of orcs single-handedly, unless of course your Legolas who can miraculously do it. *coughgirlboycough*
14. Get your head chopped off
15. Drown in the Anduin, or any river really
16. Get stepped on by a Mûmakil
17. Have your horse thrown on top of you
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Post by Trinity on Jul 27, 2004 21:04:40 GMT -5
Ooo, fun!!!
18. Trip in front of a stampeding oliphant
19. Try to fight a horde of immortal dead people
20. Tick off an ent
21. Position yourself in a catapult's line of fire
22. Fall in the path of a walking ent
23. Try to cuddle a Warg
24. Try to swat a giant spider
25. Listen to whatever Gollum tells you and believe him
26. Walk into said giant spider's lair, even though you think it's a bad idea, and get tangled in the webs
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 27, 2004 23:16:45 GMT -5
27: Be above said giant spider, and attack Frodo in front of Sam
28: Jump into Galadriel's mirror
29: Actually listen to the LotR advice in the LotR advice thread
30: Get in a fight with Aragorn
31: Flirt with Aragorn in front of Arwen
32: Take the One Ring, and actually think that you can destroy it
33: Actually GO to Middle-earth without every possible safety precation, including armor, holograms, the Force, and a lightsaber
34: Old age
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Post by Trinity on Jul 28, 2004 17:34:05 GMT -5
35. Challenge Saruman to a cat fight (have you SEEN those nails?)
36. Look really really hard into the palantir
37. Try to give Sauron eye drops
38. Drop your sword when Ringwraiths and cave trolls come charging towards you
39. Get trampled by Shadowfax
40. Try to staff fight Gandalf
41: Hurtle yourself in a flaming ball of fire off the top of Minas Tirith
42. Soak yourself in said oil and fall onto a pile of flaming wood
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 28, 2004 18:45:05 GMT -5
43: Dress up in an orc costume and walk into Rivendell
44: Give Denethor a lightsaber
45: Try to flirt with Legolas at Helms Deep
46: Go in a boat on top of a waterfall
47: Be related to Denethor
48: Threaten/Try to shoot Eomer in front of all his troops
49: Ask a Ringwraith where his Ring went
50: Fall asleep while sitting on the banks of a freaky river while sitting with your back to a really large Willow tree...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 30, 2004 20:45:23 GMT -5
51. Print out the "101 things not to say to Denethor" thread and give it to Denethor whilst giggling.
52. Dress up as an Uruk-hai during the battle at Helm's Deep
53. Bite Frodo's finger off
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jul 30, 2004 21:34:09 GMT -5
54:Try to actualy kill the garlic.
55:Tell Elrond that you think he's allways mad.
56:Tell Frodo that you can help carry the ring.
57: Drive a Mumakil toward Eomer while he has a spear.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 30, 2004 23:17:42 GMT -5
58: Try to hold Frodo hostage
59: Try to take the Ring from Sauron
60: Go with Arathorn on his last ride, and NOT be one of Elrond's sons...
61: Tick off Gandalf/Saruman/Any Istari
62: Try to set off fireworks in the Shire without proper fire safety...
63: Be Aragorn, and kill Arwen after eating the garlic.
64: Try to keep Sam from going with the Fellowship
65: Wander into a really big forest without any inkling of where you are going, run into some big spiders, and get eaten
66: Not run fast enough after talking to Smaug
67: Cut Gimli's beard off
68: Think that there are only 101 ways to die in M.E....
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Post by Enelya Kenobi on Jul 31, 2004 2:42:08 GMT -5
69 Tell Arwen that Argorn is a sissy boy
70 Tell Argorn he's a sissy
71 Try to remove, merry and pippins bear
72 hold a campfire sing song in Fangorn
73 Ask an Ent for a toothpick
74 Tell Elrond that Neos here
75 Tell Gandalf that you prefer multi coloured robes
76 Tell Gimli that Lembas is better than red meat off the bone
77 Cut off a bit of Legolas's hair
78 Spear Grime in Legolas's hair, clothes......
79 Ask Denathor for a light
80 Go to Osgiliath and loose your head!
81 Try to run down very steep hills at helms deep!
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Post by Laredith on Aug 1, 2004 17:39:19 GMT -5
82. Use the last of the hot water when youare inline before Legolas.
83. Be Legolas (FANGIRLS!!!!AAAAAAHHHH!!!!)
84. Go fishing with Smeagol.
85. Trying to surf down the stairs on a shield.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 1, 2004 21:41:37 GMT -5
86: Stand in front of many orcs, and scream COME AND GET ME!!!!
87: Put a picture of Legolas on *Darth* Aragorn's desktop.
88: Wave the one ring in front of Gollum's nose.
89: Walk around in the Old Forest with a torch.
90: Accidentally walk into a Barrow.
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Post by Enelya Kenobi on Aug 2, 2004 4:13:04 GMT -5
91- Wave a can of petrol in front of a Balrog
92- Try to give Saruman a manicure
93- Try to apply eyeliner to Saruon
94- Go into shelobs lair after a halloween party dressed as the fly!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 3, 2004 5:30:38 GMT -5
95. Forget your sword is broken in front of Sauron
96. Dress up like a Nazgul and mock Theoden infront of Eowyn
97. Go trick or treating at Saurons place dressed as Aragorn
98. Go trick or treating at Theodens dressed as Wormtounge
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Post by Agent Luthien on Aug 3, 2004 11:46:39 GMT -5
99. Steal the last of Legolas's shampoo
100. Tell Legolas that his hair colour is fake and so does not match his eyebrows
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 3, 2004 11:53:42 GMT -5
101: Telling Haldir he has a big nose.
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Post by Enelya Kenobi on Aug 4, 2004 6:40:17 GMT -5
Yeah! We did it we rock!
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Post by sblomietheinsane on Sept 10, 2004 16:06:53 GMT -5
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