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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Nov 13, 2004 16:28:20 GMT -5
Ha! I just knew Gandalf would be thrown of the cliff!! Erm... *composes self* Gandalf the Mauve. *chuckles*
Orc # 527-It's that one orc RotK that has long hair! *kisses him* Figwit- Marry! He's not that bad looking, ya know... Mr. Cotton-push
new ones: Orc #152763 Glorfindel Gildor
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 13, 2004 19:25:02 GMT -5
(blinks and talks to self) Well...I DID give my Padawan permission to hug him...um...but...
Oh, well. I'll let it go...THIS TIME...
Now, what have we here?
Orc #152763 - PUSH!! I'd kiss him, but you know how slimy they are. Glorfindel - MARRY!! Good ol' Morning Glory. Heh heh heh. Gildor - ...I have no idea who this is. So I'll give him a quick kiss and leave it at that.
Obi-Wan: MY TURN!!!
Maeggaladiel - kiss Shadow - push! Maid Marian - marry!
Jandalf: ...Shadow might not take kindly to that.
Obi-Wan: That's a risk I'll have to take.
Jandalf: Righty-ho. Well, everyone called me Maid Marian in archery class. So I'm still happy.
Obi-Wan: Oh. Good!
Jandalf: And some more people:
Beor Elan Sleazebaggano (the guy who offers Obi-Wan death sticks) Gandalf the Mauve (sorry, I just HAD to put that in here...heehee. I'm sure you understand.)
Our dearest Empress Adrienne Mara Jade Arwen
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 13, 2004 23:03:25 GMT -5
Master, you said you didn't talk to yourself. Sigh. Look, I WASN'T ABOUT TO PUSH HIM OTHERWISE YOU WOULD'VE HAD A FIT TOO. OKAY! Sheesh. (hugs Anakin tightly) Don't hurt me, Master. I wasn't trying to steal your boyfriend. Really!
What does Obi-Wan have against Shadow? She's actually nice in real life, albeit a bit WHINY...
Beor= Kiss him and leave it at that. Elan Sleazebaggano= Bah. Anyone that weakminded can be pushed off of a cliff. Gandalf the Mauve=MARRY! AND HE SHALL BE MY GANDY! I LOVE YOU GANDY THE MAUVE!
Anakin's:
Our dearest Empress Adrienne= Kiss. Really quickly. Then RUN! Mara Jade= Marry. Anyone after his son is a wirthwhile choice. Arwen= Push off of the cliff. SPLAT!
Wicket Threepio Faramir
Jandalf Adi Gallia Galadriel
Why not go for the powerful people?
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Nov 14, 2004 16:44:59 GMT -5
Anakin!! Oh, Ani!! *has odd look in eyes* *chases him*
(Gildor is one of the elves that Frodo meets while traveling through the Shire.)
Wicket- OOoo!!! It's Wicket!! *bounces* Wicket! Wicket! Wicket! Well, I don't really want marry him; just want tohave him as a teddy-bear. *kisses him* I LIKE EWOKS! I LIKE EWOKS!! I LIKE EWOKS! *is torn between the next two* *doesn't want to push either of them* *thinks Threepio-marry! Faramir-push off a tiny cliff into a barel of water No, I don't like that... Faramir-marry (*Gollum rubs aching neck tenderly* Why o why, Adrienne?) Threepio-push
There; your turn, Gollum. Gollum: *is still mad a Adrienne*
Jandalf-kiss Galadriel-PUSH!! (Nasty elveses...) Adi Gallia- Marry (Precious doesn't know who she is, but she sounds misterious... just my type... Yessssssss.)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 19, 2004 11:14:35 GMT -5
Aaaaaaaand, aren't you going to give us some more people, Empress?
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 21, 2004 10:55:31 GMT -5
I'll put up some new people! Sorry if this combo's been done before...
Sauron Darth Maul Legolas
Eowyn Padme Elizabeth's maid (PotC - "You're the governor's daughter!")
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 21, 2004 14:03:24 GMT -5
Bah, it doesn't matter if it's been done before. Anyway... Adrienne WAS taking far too long anyway.... heh... so... here goes nothing.
Or not. Here goes someone, as it seems...
Sauron= MARRY! I LOVE YOU SAURON! Darth Maul= Kiss. Awwwww... Legolas= PUSH OFF OF THE CLIFF! AND ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!!!!
New ones!
Darth Vader Darth Sidious Darth Aragorn
Eowyn Padmé<br>Elizabeth's maid (PotC - "You're the governor's daughter!")
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 22, 2004 2:28:32 GMT -5
Darth Vader - Marry. Hey, he used to be hot, and turned out all right in the end. Darth Sidious - Push off a cliff. EBIL! And was never hot! Darth Aragorn - Don't know him, but rather kiss some unknown person than Siddy.
Ummm... ok.
Wedge Boba Fett C-3PO
Hera Athena Aphrodite
(settle that old argument once and for all!)
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Post by Faust-Dark Lord Reborn on Nov 22, 2004 9:07:17 GMT -5
Hera- Push. Athena- Kiss. Aphrodite- Marry. Godess of love, like come on, use your head.
Hmmmm.
Both for girls or guys.
An Elf. A Human. A Hobbit.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 22, 2004 10:04:38 GMT -5
Kiss the hobbit (so cute!) Marry the man (Faramir, eee...) Push the elf off a cliff (hey, they can turn into a bird like Elwing. Wouldn't marry one - the guilt, the guilt)
Count Dooku Saruman The Man with the Golden Gun
Guinevere Elizabeth Swann Elizabeth Bennet
(yep, all parts played by Christopher Lee and Keira Knightley)
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 22, 2004 13:47:51 GMT -5
Well, obviously, Keira Knightley played Count Dooku, Saruman and the Man with the Golden Gun...
Hehehe, oh god...
Marry - Saruman - helluva lot of power, and he dies anyway. Also Wormtongue would be good little slave-servant. Kiss - Man with the Golden Gun - never seen James Bond, and is only option left. Push off a cliff - Count Dooku - HE CUT OFF ANI'S HAND!!! EEEEEEVIL!!! *sniff* It was such a pretty hand...
Ok, new ones!
Legolas Will Turner Paris
Mwahahaha....
Oh, then:
Guinevere Elizabeth Turner Elizabeth Bennet
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 22, 2004 14:13:07 GMT -5
*Heart skips beat* I WANNA DO THIS ONE!
Far: Maeg, are you saying that you *like* Orlando Bloom? You're not a *shifty eyes* rabid Legolas fangirl, are you?
Maeg: *Covers wall of Orlando pictures* N-noooo. IF you're reading this, Redrose, you'd better not say what I think you're going to say. Ahem.
Choices, choices... Will Turner: Marry. Won't have to worry about him yelling about how much prettier his hair is than mine. Paris: Throw. He was a whiny wuss in that one, so he's the one to get the cliffy. Legolas: Kiss. I don't want to spend the rest of my life arguing over the shampoo.
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 22, 2004 14:25:13 GMT -5
Hey, Maeg, are you going to put up new ones?
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 22, 2004 14:26:36 GMT -5
Whoops, sorry! Got carried away with my swooning.
Darth Vader Random Stormtrooper Yoda
Same girls as yours, vanilafairyofdoom.
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 22, 2004 14:35:14 GMT -5
Marry - Yoda - he's adorabubble! Kiss - Darth Vader, used to be Hayden Christensen. Push off a cliff - Random stormtrooper - sorry, pal, you're just not famous enough for anyone to care.
And:
Mr Brown - Will's boss in PotC Ragetti Pintel
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 23, 2004 2:28:43 GMT -5
Arrrgh, EVIL Frankie!!!
Mr Brown - push of a cliff. He hit Jack on the head!!! Ragetti - Marry. Hey, MacKenzie Crook is funny. Pintel - Kiss, he's sweet really.
(shudder)
Hermes Ares Apollo
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 23, 2004 5:02:00 GMT -5
Hermes - Kiss, then he'd owe me one and could send messages for me mwahaha. Ares - Push off a cliff - he's violent, so I give him a taste of his own medicine Apollo - Marry - He could provide music, etc, so is worth having as a long-term partner.
Ok, new ones...
Governor Swann Gandalf Yoda
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 23, 2004 5:06:00 GMT -5
You cruel, cruel person.
Governor Swann - push off a cliff. That wig should never be seen again. Gandalf - marry, hey, he's immortal. He can magic up stuff for me. Yoda - kiss, the cute little thing. Kinda like a peanut.
Sauron Saruman Wormtongue
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Post by vanillafairyofdoom on Nov 23, 2004 5:11:42 GMT -5
Sauron - push off a cliff - I'd be worshipped! Saruman - Kiss - kinda like a wrinkly old sock! Wormtongue - marry - he's not immortal, so he'll die soon!
PS: That was mean.
Anakin Skywalker (Ep1) Anakin Skywalker (Ep2) Anakin Skywalker (Eps 4-6, as Darth Vader)
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Nov 23, 2004 5:18:21 GMT -5
Anakin Skywalker (Ep1) - Kiss, he's just so kyoot. Anakin Skywalker (Ep2) - MARRY! DUH! Anakin Skywalker (Eps 4-6, as Darth Vader) - Push off a cliff. Hey, he'd probably bounce.
You wanna play it that way? Fine!
Obi-Wan (ep 1) Obi-Wan (ep 2) Obi-Wan (ep 3)
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