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Post by Faust-Dark Lord Reborn on Jun 7, 2005 20:17:24 GMT -5
You know how it goes!
1) There is no such thing as the Force.
2) Hope you don't mind but I used your helmet for hockey practice.
3) So you're part machine, huh? Does that mean you're like Inspector Gadget?
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Post by Chelsegorn on Jun 8, 2005 18:18:38 GMT -5
*Snrk*
How about:
4. Your mother was a vending machine!
5. So if Palpy just clones himself... does that mean that you'll never actually be a Sith?
6. Black is sooo last season.
7. *Sing-song voice* You can't make me! Naa na-na boo-boo!
Heeeeeeheeeheeeheee....
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Post by Caffeinerush on Jun 9, 2005 16:48:51 GMT -5
8. *stare at breathing mechanism plate* Can I press this?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 18, 2005 16:40:02 GMT -5
9. (paints white stripe down his cape) Look! It's Darth Pepe le Pew!
10. (sits down with a notepad) So, tell me, what was your mother like?
11. Wow! I didn't know you could get George Foreman grills built into the front of your helmet like that!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 18, 2005 19:24:40 GMT -5
12. Wow, I can see me in your helmet....
13. Did you know that pink is the new black?
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Post by Eomer Kenobi- Gaara fan on Jun 26, 2005 18:56:59 GMT -5
14. *mockingly immatate Darth Vader's breathing*
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Post by Ech0 the Deathstar on Jun 28, 2005 15:02:42 GMT -5
15. Can I see your armpits?
^^ A perfect example of my terrible sence of humor *snicker*
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Post by Master Stone the Shadowslayer on Jul 14, 2005 20:31:49 GMT -5
16.That is one sorry looking cape.
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Post by Violet Jade Skywalker on Aug 1, 2005 22:25:19 GMT -5
17. If you're such a great Sith lord, how come you have such a wimpy name? I mean, come on. 'Ani' ??
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Oct 12, 2005 17:32:55 GMT -5
18. To bad about your wife. How did she die again?
19. All those buttons on your chest! Are you a coke machine?
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Oct 12, 2005 18:09:47 GMT -5
20. Force ?*snort* What Force?
21. I bet you have a hard time getting thru the metal detector at the airport.
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Post by Master Warious on Oct 13, 2005 9:50:51 GMT -5
22. Master Sidious likes me best!
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 7, 2006 14:20:44 GMT -5
23. Ooooh, I like the buttons on your chest... what does THAT one do?
24. Hey, you know that Skywalker lad we had locked up? He said he had permission to go, so I let him... was that OK?
25. OMG IS THAT ANNIE?? It IS! HI ANNIE!
26. You'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine!
27. Padme was fooling around with Obi-Wan behind your back, you know.
28. Oh come on, my GRANDMA could win a podrace...
29. *snort* Your father was the FORCE? Come on, you didn't believe your mum when she told you that, did she? Next she'll tell you Santa's your uncle...
30. They've just found out - Jar-Jar has more midichlorians than you!
31. Hey Vader, I found your unicorn journal under your bed... did you REALLY use a pick-up line involving sand up your ass?
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Post by Elisabeth -The second born. on Jan 18, 2006 21:17:08 GMT -5
32. Black is so over rated.
33. So you have an unusually large star destroyer, super Jedi/Sith power, and control most of the known universe, but can you get yourself a date?
34. Who's Darth Vander?
35. I've seen nerf herders scarier then you.
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jezira
Ranger of the North
John 3:16
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Post by jezira on Feb 24, 2006 14:31:57 GMT -5
36. Darth Vader? huh.... never heard of him. who are you again?
37. *sees Darth Vader choking some guy with force* awwww.. does someone need a hug? *hugs*
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Post by Eomer Kenobi- Gaara fan on Feb 24, 2006 16:34:24 GMT -5
38. *sees choking* STOP IT leave that man alone!!! (sorry i had to quote from LoTR)
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Post by Foral McDerson Windu DOOM! on Mar 3, 2006 14:01:39 GMT -5
39. So, tell me about your life...
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Post by Padawan goober-shadowslayer on Apr 11, 2006 16:56:55 GMT -5
40: what does your face look like under that scary mask?
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Apr 13, 2006 3:47:54 GMT -5
41. Have you heard of Gary Newman? He's a rock star, AND he has a pilot's licence... you're just a Sith Lord with a pilot's licence.
42. I made you a poncho!
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Apr 13, 2006 8:16:06 GMT -5
((*Points at Hobbit Eye's Last number* 42!!!))
43. You wouldn't happen to have a can opener attachment, would ya?
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