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Post by Ali Blue on Jan 29, 2006 13:40:41 GMT -5
fortunately, Ewoks have a high-hair-growing rate, which means that as soon as their fluffly hair was shaved off, a fresh coat puffed out from underneath their skin.
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on Jan 29, 2006 19:31:45 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the said clothing and textiles company knew this and captured all the Ewoks to suply more fur for their customers' heavy demands.
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jan 29, 2006 22:44:55 GMT -5
Fortunately the Ewocks killed all the "said clothing and textiles company" members with there armpits because the Ewocks didn't wear DO.
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Post by Foral McDerson Windu DOOM! on Jan 30, 2006 15:15:29 GMT -5
Unfourtunatly, there were some survivers of the said massacre, and they created a deoderent for Ewoks, and put it on them, re-capturing them!
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jan 30, 2006 20:56:35 GMT -5
Fortunately the Ewocks didn't wash their feet and killed all the suvivors.
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Post by Morgana Le Fay on Jan 31, 2006 11:02:06 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the Ewoks were so small, they couldn't reach the controls to drive the ship and crashed into the gas giant Yavin, causing a massive chain reaction that wiped out all of the planets in the system
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Post by Absolon on Jan 31, 2006 13:24:46 GMT -5
Fortunately, everyone was already evacuated because of the Ewok's smelly feet.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 1, 2006 22:45:21 GMT -5
Unfortunately, one Ewok who still had smelly feet managed to avoid destruction by jettisoning off in an escape pod towards Coruscant.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Feb 2, 2006 12:49:39 GMT -5
Fortunately a security official accidentally leant on a missile firing button, firing a missile and destroying the escape pod.
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Post by Ali Blue on Feb 2, 2006 20:19:37 GMT -5
awwww.. how could you do that? Unfortunately, the ewok jumped out of the pod and the ship, Heart of Gold, picked up the Ewok
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Feb 2, 2006 21:13:55 GMT -5
fortunately the heart of gold mellted because of the fumes and the ewok flew to courosaunt.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 5, 2006 23:19:23 GMT -5
Unfortunately all the nearby citizens of Coruscant died from the HORRIBLE HORRIBLE STENCH!!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 8, 2006 22:21:48 GMT -5
Fortunately they all turned into zombies and retained their teeth so that they could still eat cake.
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Post by Maximum Ride on Feb 9, 2006 15:34:40 GMT -5
Unnfortunately the cake rotted their teeth until they couldn't even eat cake.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 10, 2006 2:04:11 GMT -5
Fortunately, a nearby dentist made them all false teeth.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 10, 2006 23:10:48 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the dentist worked under obsolete practices and the false teeth were made out of cherry wood, which disintegrated under the twin powers of unbearable stench as well as the high sugar content of the cake.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 11, 2006 17:37:31 GMT -5
Fortunately they all put the dentist through the gauntlet run and he reformed and went to dentistry school in order to learn what to make proper false teeth out of.
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Post by Ali Blue on Feb 18, 2006 11:39:49 GMT -5
unfortunately, while he was away, a vampire named Roberto San Pedro came and recruited them into his zombie army using his hypnotic gaze of doom
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Feb 18, 2006 16:03:22 GMT -5
Fortunately, Roberto San Pedro tripped and fell onto an upsidedown piece of wood furniture, which consequently killed him, and the ewoks were no longer hypnotized.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 18, 2006 16:07:31 GMT -5
Unfortunately, this meant they were once more free to roam the galaxy in their cloud of unbearable Ewok stench.
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