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Post by Mekka on Feb 18, 2006 16:12:16 GMT -5
Fortunately, Lysol kills 99.9 percent of germs on contact.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 18, 2006 16:14:42 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the next targets of the Ewok Communist Bloc, as they had taken to calling themselves, were the Lysol and Febreze companies.
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Post by Ali Blue on Feb 18, 2006 18:49:18 GMT -5
fortunately, the ewoks all took free samples of Herbal Essence for Medium to Oily Hair, and their stench was removed!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 19, 2006 14:04:27 GMT -5
Unfortunately, the Ewok leader had a massive allergic reaction to his free sample and turned into a kumquat.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Feb 19, 2006 15:54:55 GMT -5
Fortunately, the other ewoks liked kumquats.
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Post by Ali Blue on Feb 20, 2006 23:42:58 GMT -5
unfortunately, they liked kumquats so much, they decided to make pie out of him.
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Feb 21, 2006 21:51:00 GMT -5
Fortunately They ate the pie so quick he wasn't in any pain.
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Post by Absolon on Feb 21, 2006 23:43:09 GMT -5
Unfortunately he didn't agree with their stomachs, and there was much sickness among the eowks.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Feb 22, 2006 21:10:48 GMT -5
Fortunately, Luke saved the day by coming by with some Tums.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Feb 23, 2006 11:22:49 GMT -5
Unfortunately, they were all sick over his shoes. And they were nice shoes.
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Post by Absolon on Feb 23, 2006 20:42:16 GMT -5
Fortunately he had another pair.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Feb 23, 2006 22:36:47 GMT -5
Unfortunately, so despairing over his favorite pair of shoes, Luke turned to the Darkside.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Mar 4, 2006 23:43:51 GMT -5
Fortunately, there was a random shaft leading to an equally unexpected reactor core nearby that the Ewoks easily shoved him into.
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Post by Ali Blue on Mar 5, 2006 17:05:36 GMT -5
unfortunately, he somehow survived and came back with a burning vengeance.
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Mar 5, 2006 18:19:47 GMT -5
Fortunately a combination of sister and wife love was able to return him to the light.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Mar 6, 2006 16:04:42 GMT -5
Unfortunately this meant he could continue with his proposed Ewok Eradication program.
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Post by Seacrest: Out on Mar 8, 2006 21:02:03 GMT -5
fortunately they all went and hid at Build-a-Bear Workshop and whilst he was passing by, he could not see them because of this clever guise.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 11, 2006 2:46:00 GMT -5
Unfortunately, one of the Ewoks knocked one of the bear displays over, sending Ewoks and bears scattering across the floor.
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Post by Ali Blue on Mar 12, 2006 17:32:44 GMT -5
fortunately, Luke has tons of allergy problems to furry little bears, and his eyes became so puffy and red that his skin puffed out and mostly obstructed his view of the unfortunate little ewoks.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Mar 14, 2006 7:14:39 GMT -5
Unfortunately, he started sneezing so much the Ewoks were blown high into the air.
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