INSANE MadLibs!!

[Barnzo]

Mad Libs: Insane! Yeah, I bet you have heard of Mad Libs, and probably played it more than once. Well, if you have not, it is really simple.

I will just make a list that says stuff like: Noun, Adjective, etc. And you fill it in when you post. Then, I will put those words in the Mad Libs "story" thing. If you have MadLibs, you can do the "storytelling" part, too. Or just make your own.

And typical ME:I rules. Also, for example, if the thing you need to fill in is a body part, nothing bad. At least, not overly bad. But nothing that will make parents or anyone mad.

Here is the first one:

Adjective:
Noun:
Noun:
Exclamation:
Adjective:
Noun:
Part of the Body (Plural):
Adjective:
Noun:
Type of Liquid:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Number:
Noun:

[Mekka]

*shrugs* Why not?

Adjective: plushy
Noun: apple
Noun: goo
Exclamation: Squawk!
Adjective: ancient
Noun: crayon
Part of the Body (Plural): noses
Adjective: soupy
Noun: mud bath
Type of Liquid: orange juice
Noun: athletic pants
Noun: cheese
Noun: yodeling veterinarian
Number: 152763 (gasp)
Noun: golf

[Barnzo]

Thank you, Mekka! Here it is:

DRAMATIC SCENE ENTITLED "THE HAPPY MOMENT":

To be played by two brave volunteer actors

WOMAN: Darling, I have something plushy to tell you.

MAN: Did you wreck the apple again?

WOMAN: No. I went to the doctor's. He says I am going to have a little goo.

MAN: Squack! Sweetheart, that's ancient news. Here, sit down on this crayon. You must take the weight off your noses.

WOMAN: He said I was in soupy health. He checked my mud bath beet and took a sample of my orange juice.

MAN: Gee, I wonder if it will be a girl or an athletic pants.

WOMAN: Personally, I hope it will be a cheese. Then we can name it after your yodeling veterinarian.

MAN: I can hardly believe it. Just think, in 15,2763 months, I will be a golf!

Here is the next sheet to fill out:

Adjective:
Adjective:
Part of the Body:
Noun:
Type of container:
Type of liquid:
Noun:
Noun:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Noun:
Adjective:
Adjective:
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Adjective:
Person in Room:

[Neimoidian-that alias/padawan]

Adjective:greasy
Adjective:moldy
Part of the Body:spleen
Noun:cheese
Type of container:coffin
Type of liquid:cider
Noun:corn
Noun:blister
Adjective:steamy
Adjective:weird
Noun:baseball
Adjective:bumpy
Adjective:suave
Adjective:moldy
Adverb:happily
Adjective:smooth
Person in Room:umm... neimoidian?

[Barnzo]

Thanks, nemmy!

BEUTY ADVISE:

If your skin is greasy or moldy, you can cure this condition with the following regimen. Every morning, before washing your spleen, massage it gently with a cheese that has been soaked overnight in a coffin full of warm cider. Then mix together some corn and some blister until the mixture becomes steamy, and pat this on your weird face for five minutes. Then remove, using a baseball, and wash your face with bumpy water. Do not omit this suave step, or your skin will become moldy. Do this happily every day, and you will soon be as smooth as Neimoidian.

Next:

Type of liquid:
Noun:
Animal:
Same animal:
Part of the body:
Part of the body:
Adjective:
Type of sport:
Adjective:
Adjective:
Type of food (plural):
Adjective:
Nationality:
Plural noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Exclamation:

[Rûûnûîlûûûnûlîônû]

Type of liquid:punch
Noun:spork
Animal:chimpanzee
Same animal:chimpanzee
Part of the body:ear lobe
Part of the body:islets of lingerhan
Adjective:oily
Type of sport:hockey
Adjective:lumpy
Adjective:bubbly
Type of food (plural):cod
Adjective:slimy
Nationality:English
Plural noun:fooglies
Noun:cheese
Noun:blubber
Exclamation:YeeHa!

[Barnzo]

Tanky!

A QUIZ TO TAKE BEFORE LEAVING HOME

1. Have you filled your car with punch?
2. Do you have the reservations for your room at the spork?
3. Are you taking your pet chimpanzee in the car? If so, do you have plenty of Chimpanzee Chow for him?
4. Did you remember to pack all of your toilet articles, such as your ear lobe brush and islets of lingerhan paste and your oily lotion?
5. Did you bring your tennis balls, your hockey racket, and your lumpy athletic shoes?
6. Have you got a map that shows all of the bubbly roads and the places that serve cod and have nice, clean slimy rooms?
7. Did you remember to bring your English traveler's checks and plenty of money in small fooflies?
8. Did you remember to turn off the cheese and the blubber in the house?
If you answered "YeeHa!" to these questions, you can leave at once.

Okay, now if anyone has Mad Libs, or wants to make up their own, go ahead. Otherwise, I will come back and make one.

[Neimoidian-that alias/padawan]

I will try to make one...

Person in room(female0:
person in room(male:
number:
noun:
plural noun:
adjective:
another person in room:
adjective:
part of the body:
plural noun:
plural noun:
plural noun:
noun:
verb ending in ''ing'':
adjective:
verb:
number:
plural noun:
noun:

((their))

[Padawan goober-shadowslayer]

Person in room(female0:Mekka
person in room(male:barney
number:159,452,788
noun:cheese
plural noun:corn
adjective:corny
another person in room:neimoidian
adjective:green
part of the body:eyelid
plural noun:lumps
plural noun:lightsabers
plural noun:cheeses
noun:robe
verb ending in ''ing'':jumping
adjective:creamy
verb:kick
number:657,883,884,884,858,845,884,838,884,838,848,858
plural noun:hair
noun:muscle

[Neimoidian-that alias/padawan]

A BASKETBALL INTERVIEW:
To be read by Mekka and Barney.
QUESTION: Now that you finally signed a 159,452,788-year cheese with Miami corn, how do you feel?
ANSWER: As I said to my corny friend, neimoidian, it's a green load off my eyelid.
QUESTION: Are you concerned about being able to replace basketball's super lumps?
ANSWER: I only hope I can fill his lightsabers.
QUESTION: You set a record for scoring the most cheeses in a single college robe. Do you think you'll have any trouble jumping in the pro's?
ANSWER: My coach says that with my creamy speed and my ability to slam-kick that I should score at least657,883,884,884,858,845,884,838,884,838,848,858
hair a game. I hope he's in his right muscle.