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Post by Eisley the Mildly Insane on May 17, 2005 18:33:42 GMT -5
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso. 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Dont Use Any Punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk!!! 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... 20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called Therapy!!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 17, 2005 20:15:19 GMT -5
Heh heh... ever read the Wal-Mart one? I'll have to find that somewhere. Quite funny.
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Post by sblomietheinsane on May 18, 2005 13:14:08 GMT -5
Let's make our own list!
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Post by Mekka on May 18, 2005 13:49:09 GMT -5
This is SOO funny! *runs off and emails it to her "friends"*
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Post by Cy Otauna on May 18, 2005 14:17:37 GMT -5
Yez, let's make a list ourselves! It can be called the 20+Random Number Ways To, etc.
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Post by Caffeinerush on May 18, 2005 15:53:59 GMT -5
Lol where did you find that? Good stuff.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 18, 2005 22:03:21 GMT -5
Oo, fun. I'll start.
21. Run down the middle of the sidewalk in slow motion, with a desperate look on your face, preferably windmilling your arms. This works especially well when there are people directly in front of you...
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Post by Mekka on May 19, 2005 18:33:51 GMT -5
22. Dress up in cheesy midieval costumes and parade through the frozen food aisle at your local grocery store shouting, "Welcome to the Underworld, Earthlings!! Many have entered, but few will return..."
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Post by sblomietheinsane on May 20, 2005 14:28:06 GMT -5
23. When people ask you your name, stare at them for a few moments then hiss, "I do not disclose that information."
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Post by Master Warious on May 21, 2005 12:54:42 GMT -5
24. Dress as a Star Wars Chracter and to the 'I got to pee' dance and ask people where the Refersher Unit is.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 21, 2005 15:52:22 GMT -5
25. When you're in Walmart next, go to the aisle where all of the Star Wars memorabilia is kept. Stage a lightsaber battle with yourself, and offer to fight anyone who ventures into the aisle with you....
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on May 21, 2005 18:41:33 GMT -5
#26: Run around London screaming: "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
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Post by Eisley the Mildly Insane on May 21, 2005 18:50:14 GMT -5
A friend of mine emailed it to me-Go Becca!!!
27. Go to a Midnight showing and then drink 2 cappucinos on the way home.
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Post by Mekka on May 21, 2005 19:36:42 GMT -5
28. Play the first the notes of a song, and then restart the song and play them again. And again. And again. Then try to stop laughing.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 22, 2005 11:16:15 GMT -5
29. While in the mall, hide in the center of one of the clothes racks. When someone stops by to browse, in your best fly imitation say, "Help me! Help me!" Then hang around a while to see what they do.
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Post by Caffeinerush on May 22, 2005 15:26:18 GMT -5
30. Carry a treadmill into the middle of an intersection and start running on it. When the police come to get you out of there, start running harder.
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Post by sblomietheinsane on May 23, 2005 11:22:14 GMT -5
31. Stand in the middle of the street, stare at the sky and chant at the top of your lungs, "I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES! I DO! I DO!"
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Post by Master Warious on May 23, 2005 13:03:34 GMT -5
32. Run around in Fenway Park boston and scream that the Yankee's Rock. (I don't really care but it would be insane)
33. Run around in New York and scream about the Red Sock's team and how it kick's the Yankee's team but. (I hate sports by the way)
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on May 23, 2005 20:33:35 GMT -5
33. Stand on the edge of the sidewalk with your toes hanging over the side, then yell at the top of your lungs, "I can't take it anymore! I'm going to jump!" And see what people do.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on May 23, 2005 20:35:58 GMT -5
34. Stand in a full elevator and grin for a while at no one in particular. Then lean over to someone beside you and whisper, "I've got new socks on!"
35. Tie a potato to a leash and drag it along behind you everywhere. When someone asks what you're doing with a potato, say to them brightly, "I'd like you to meet Skippy!"
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