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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 1, 2005 19:50:33 GMT -5
GAH! YOU'VE FOREVER LOCKED ME AWAY NEVER TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY!!! How COULD you?! What fate doth drive me to despair?! Alas, forsooth, INDEED I HAVE NAUGHT TO LIVE FOR ANY LONGER!!! MY ONE TRUE LOVE HAST BETRAYED ME TO THE DARKSIDE!!
*dies from heartbreak*
Anakin: But...
Tiana's ghost: Don't 'but' me! *dies again for good measure, leaving her body to remain endlessly trapped within the padded orb*
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 1, 2005 21:12:17 GMT -5
*runs away very fast in her new combat boots*
HAHA!! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME N--*smack*
Cemendir: *glances around warily* Apparently, she ran out on the highway... *wanders off to see if the combat boots are still salvagable*
Dun: *from the highway* Hey, look! Someone smitted me! *cackles, and dies again, because she's still laying on the highway* Woops...
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 1, 2005 21:54:15 GMT -5
*resists urge to die from shock in order to annoy others* That looks painful...
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 1, 2005 21:59:50 GMT -5
*still flat on the highway*
*nods*
Quite.
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Post by Mekka on Jun 1, 2005 22:29:22 GMT -5
*wonders what a flattened nod looks like*
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Post by Kar Vastor on Jun 2, 2005 10:02:12 GMT -5
Boy I think we should just kill them for good now! They are getting VERY annoying when they keep killing themselves in stupid ways!
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 2, 2005 16:15:04 GMT -5
Did any body even know who Tiny Tim was?
QUIT DYING!
No Jaden Kar Vastor, Killing them would be giving them what they want.
GET BACK IN YOUR PADDED CELL AND STRAIGHT JACKETS BEFORE I SIK MY YILMASIRI ON YOU!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 3, 2005 10:55:33 GMT -5
Ysalamiri: (are busy looking bloodthirsty)
Jandalf: (shakes fist) Honestly...what it takes for people to STAY ALIVE AROUND HERE!!!!
Oy, Dûn! Someone smote you, too? Heehee. We're so unpopular! Yay!
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 3, 2005 15:12:09 GMT -5
Why are people smiteing you? I shall remedy that apprentice. And then next time I'll remedy it for Jandalf.
Oh good! You got some Ysalamiri.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 3, 2005 17:46:18 GMT -5
*is moved*
Aww, thanks Master.
*is awed so much that she doesn't die in this post*
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Post by Forca the returning on Jun 3, 2005 17:58:30 GMT -5
Garen: Now, swetheart, please try to stay alive today! These nice people are trying so hard to keep you from dying. And I think you're annoying the nice members of this site.
Forca: Don't you start sweet-talking me out of dying, because it won't work. *tries to die*
Garen: *sighs deeply and dramatically* Then I suppose I will have to live the rest of my life alone!
Forca: I'm not falling for that!
Garen: *puts on a very lonely, sad face*
Forca: Don't you dare! *tries again to die*
Garen: NO, SWEETHEART! DON'T DIE ON ME!!!!
Forca: *sighs* Fine!
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 6, 2005 14:02:09 GMT -5
Hook: Quick Garen. Kiss her.
Warious: How is that gonna help?
Hook: If my kissing you keeps hyde away, Garen kissing Forca might keep her from dying.
Warious: ~_o
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 7, 2005 13:12:22 GMT -5
Awww...Warious, I'm touched... (sniffs) Someone cares... (hugs Warious) Now...ummm... WE MUST UNITE OUR DYING FRIENDS' SIGNIFICANT OTHERS!! Because the kiss shall thwart death...yesss...IT'S GENIUS!!!!
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 7, 2005 16:09:05 GMT -5
Of course I care! you might want to consider changing your sig to keep from getting smited though. You're really mindtricking them into it with your sig. Where did you get your avvie?
Yes. Dun needs a co-author who'll love and respect her...not Cemendir. she needs thw Witch King of Angmar!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 11, 2005 19:38:12 GMT -5
Cemendir: I resent that remark...
Dûn: And the Witch King is spiky... *ponders* But I love him anyway!
Cemendir: And he doesn't have any lips...
Dûn: *ponders s'more* That could be a problem.
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 13, 2005 14:44:12 GMT -5
He could posess Cem to do that.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 14, 2005 11:15:16 GMT -5
Cemendir: *is speechless*
Dûn: *is doubly speechless*
Bob: Yick.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 15, 2005 19:33:38 GMT -5
Tiana: *sits up* I need Jether. *dies again*
Anakin: This is an unfair betrayal of my rights as her co-author! I'm suppose to be her boyfriend!!
Tiana: Soooo? *locks him in the padded orb with ysalamiri* Mwhahaha... *wanders off to find a two inch cliff to jump off of*
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Post by Faust-Dark Lord Reborn on Jun 15, 2005 19:37:14 GMT -5
Er.... I was dragged here...
Hello. My name is Faust and I'm a die-a-holic. I have a problem!
*dies*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 15, 2005 19:42:13 GMT -5
Yes, I dragged you here!!! *cackles*
Tiana: I've decided to renounce my habit of dying in every post...
Anakin: *dies from shock*
Tiana: *wicked grin* I will now kill my co-authors instead.
Eowyn: Erk. *runs*
Tiana: Oh, fine. RUN ON ME, DON'T YOU?! That's all right, I'll bring my mother in instead and kill her...
Ariane Calthye: No, you won't. *vanishes back to Yoda Clones*
Tiana: *grumble/mutter, jumps off of cliff. Dies.*
Eowyn: So much for that vow...
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