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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 21, 2005 19:19:26 GMT -5
eh? ... Jandalf!!!!!! These people need help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 21, 2005 21:14:24 GMT -5
But if the castle is Decrepit, couldn't we knock it down? *confusion* And does it have to be Creepy Dark and Stinking? Why can't it be Happy Light and Nice-Smelling?
Cemendir: I think that question sort of answeres itself. It's a dungeon, you weirdo.
Dun: *cough* Erm, right... no Light and Happy. But can it at least be Nice-Smelling?
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Post by Master Warious on Jun 22, 2005 6:50:07 GMT -5
Fine, I'll spray it with that scent remover stuff first. I'm alergic to Happy.
Joan, Nobody's perfect. It's a simple spelling mistake. If you can't read it then it's your problem. Leave us imperfectionists to ourselves.
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 22, 2005 9:57:46 GMT -5
*sniffle* Okay...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 22, 2005 18:26:19 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... YOU LOCKED JETHER IN A MONKASARY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! *starts crying, but is remarkably tired of killing herself over her engaged being locked up. Because she's done it an awful lot in I'm, so goes off to become a nun, because she's only done that once or twice*
Nun with lightsaber... mwhaha. Sister Tiana. *bows and looks formal for a moment* Nah. *grabs X-wing and takes off for drama*
Eowyn: Oh, sure, LEAVE me here, why don't you?! *dies from heartbreak*
Tiana: TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!
Ariane: Oh, look, a creepy and scary and smelly castle! Looks just like home!
Tiana: MOM, GET OUT OF MY POST! *shoots her just because there's another Ariane on this site*
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Post by Mekka on Jun 24, 2005 22:48:15 GMT -5
*puts Tiana and Dun in a bubble* Is that happy enough for you? I don't really think there's anything you guys can do to yourselves while in THERE... *sneezes*
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Post by Forca the returning on Jun 27, 2005 17:58:23 GMT -5
Garen: *is still kissing Forca...*
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Post by The Seeker on Jun 27, 2005 18:22:13 GMT -5
You are the BUBBLE PEOPLE!!!!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 27, 2005 21:24:41 GMT -5
(is rolling on the ground in agony) THE BUTCHERY...THE BUTCHERY, I SAY...Joan, please hold them down whilst I bash them over the head with my trusty dictionary...
Ahem. Sorry about that, folks. Moment of melodrama. But it quickly passes.
Hmmmmm...yes...very good. An underground thing, with only one door in or out. A concrete bunker. Heh heh heh...and a nice-smelling one, too. That way we can all be happy. They can even have TV in there, if they so desire. But no escape...
(kicks Jether out of the monastery)
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 28, 2005 9:29:51 GMT -5
*attempts to pin all those indicated to the ground* Agh! Jandalf, we must help them to learn the ways of the DICTIONARY!!!!!!!!!!! Oh...and are you really sure it is a good idea for a dungeon to have a TV? Maybe we could lock them away with various dictionaries for a while? Not that they couldn't manage to use THOSE to escape...or die...*sigh*
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Post by The Seeker on Jun 28, 2005 10:23:36 GMT -5
We could put them in a room similar to those they have in asylums, you know the mattress rooms? Those are so fun....
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 28, 2005 10:26:33 GMT -5
You know this from experience???
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 28, 2005 12:59:30 GMT -5
*smacks*
I've read the dictionary, Jedi Fool!!!! *quickly realizes what they are planning*
I'm sorry, that's just not going to work. I happen to be obsessive compulsive, see, and only one door in or out of a room gives me the major heebeejeebees. Unless I can sit in the corner so that I can see everything that goes on, and have a nice big stick to whack any bad people with.... and there are no crumbs on the table.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 28, 2005 16:30:59 GMT -5
Ummmmmmm...well...I think that COULD be arranged... We could put a safe chair in the corner and bolt it to the ground. Cover it with cushy stuff. Then we do the same with a desk. But you can't have a stick. It could be DANGEROUS. (gasp)
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 28, 2005 16:33:09 GMT -5
No stick! *wails* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, no stick!!! *is injured by smacking apparently directed at herself*
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Post by Forca the returning on Jun 28, 2005 18:15:54 GMT -5
N3: Forca suddenly stops kissing Garen after hearing planning behind her and tries to run. Garen consequently tries to stop her and trips her in the process...
Garen: Help! I can't hold her much longer!
Forca: You'll never take me alive!
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 28, 2005 22:03:53 GMT -5
BUT IF I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF I MIGHT DIE ANYWAY, NO MATTER WHAT YOU TRY TO DO!!!!
*pouts*
That is just cruel. You stop me from accidentally offing myself, then set me up to get offed by some psycho. *shakes head* Cruel, cruel, cruel.
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Post by Mekka on Jun 28, 2005 22:06:37 GMT -5
*watches Forca running around in circles screaming* Calm down, Forca! You're gonna be okay. I said, CALM DOWN!!! *shoots Forca with tranquilizing dart*
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Jun 29, 2005 16:06:39 GMT -5
We could always knock Dun out and put him/her in a room by himself/herself. Or we could put them in separate matress rooms by themselves like EF suggested.
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Post by Mekka on Jun 29, 2005 16:09:42 GMT -5
But they might die of lonliness, then...
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