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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 10, 2004 15:50:39 GMT -5
Jandalf scowled at the brass cheek of her Padawan, but went up to order a Moolatte. Despite the ridiculous-sounding name, it sounded like a good treat. After all, Jandalf loved coffee.
Obi-Wan wandered over to the window and looked out, peering into the distance. He had sensed something amiss in these lands, besides the garlic, and wanted to know what was going on.
Far in the distance, he saw a roiling lardy mass, and his eyes widened in utter disgust.
"HAAAALLLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" came the distant voice.
Obi-Wan gasped. "PADAWAN!!!" He leapt out the window, to try and save Anakin if he could...goodness knows why.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 10, 2004 23:50:46 GMT -5
Tiana shook her head, and pouted. As usual her master was getting tired of her showing her up. She couldn't help that she could usually pull things from windows without the help of some random rhyme about kibbles. "Oh... chocolate?" She handed over a sundae to Vancoriel. "Here." She rolled her eyes, as her master went off and ordered something related to coffee.
Suddenly there was a scream, and Obi-Wan jumped out of the window, with a scream of: "Padawan!"
"Why are you going to try and save him?!" Tiana exclaimed. "He nearly killed ALL of us!" ((Will write, WILL write!...)) She went and looked out of the random window. "Jeez, does Obi-Wan have elf eyes?! I can't see anything related to Ani-the-chosen-brat! Master, why didn't you tell me that Obi-Wan had elf-eyes?!" she demanded. "Oops... sorry... will be nice little Padawan from now on.. heh..." Tiana went back to eating her chocolate.
*** Anakin
Anakain brightened up slightly. "Garlic," he sighed. "I can do ANYTHING with garlic... a garlic and good-guys soup will be easy enough. Hey, Mr Lard Man, are you like Shelob?" he asked, being careful to not start crying again, even though he was quite sad about falling into a Lard pit.
Suddenly, he heard a very familiar voice, ad jumped to his feet. "Master?!"
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jul 11, 2004 10:22:15 GMT -5
Lard: " I unlike Shelob, only have one legg thingy. I just don't like this 8 legged freak tihng. It doesnt even work for spiders. She soo needs a queer eye make-over." Pausing his rambling for a moment he noticed Ani had stood up and with a giant amount of effort Sucked himself in then expanded as far as he could. Ani flew up over the edge of the Lard Pit. The Lard followed. ___
Vanacoriel sat in a confuzzled silence as the other much taller people conversed in matters of importance. Her only condolence was the chocolate sundae.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 14, 2004 21:51:28 GMT -5
Jandalf sighed. It seemed her Padawan was getting cheekier with every passing day. She randomly kavammed™ a Slurpee and drank half of it, pouring the rest over her head. She then cleared her throat and said: "Moo."
Then she snapped out of it and looked about wildly, nearly decapitating everyone in reach of her staff accidentally. "What? Elf-eyes? Where did Obi-Wan go?"
***
"PADAWAN!!" shouted Obi-Wan, coming to a halt right next to the disgusting Lard of the Black Land. "Ugh...what IS that thing? Anakin, are you all right?"
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Post by Thorongil on Aug 9, 2004 12:22:21 GMT -5
Thorongil entered the room with a bag of Bantha burgers. When he heard the others talk of burgers he thought he would surprise them by getting some. "Burgers anyone?" But he was diasappointed when he saw the kavaamed Dairy Queen. " Did I go all that way for nothing?" He sat down on a chair tired from running up all the stairs.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 12, 2004 11:56:14 GMT -5
Vanacoriel: Still stunned and confused not understanding where she was, wanting to be back in here comfortable hole, was very happy when someone new came in with more food. " Nope, its very nice of you to bring some burgers up. All the way up those nasty stairs too. I'll eat them." She reach up to were the stranger was sitting and grabbed a burger.
___
" I am the LARD of the BLACK lands. And you smell like a good doer and I am hungry." turning to ani he said " Can you make me a soup out of him?"
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 12, 2004 15:52:12 GMT -5
(sounds like funness, youll have to filll me in on the plot as we go, as i dont really understand the goings and onings...) THE: *seems to apear* OH! this is MOST irregular! (can someone realize the new girl and fill her in, this way we can incorperate it into the rpg? just a thought...) ********************************************* muwa ha ha ha must join! sauron:*seems to appear* *grumbles about the change* (maybe ani and vader could explain to him their evil plot, or something to the like, sauron would be glad to involve in anything where destroying things and taking over the world are in the job description...)
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 13, 2004 2:10:10 GMT -5
Looking up from her burger Vanacoriel saw some one new. "Hello, What is your name? did you just get hit on the head with an apple? By anychance would you have more food? I cant eat this. Its meat." She flashed her pointy toothed smile said " I have been a vegitarian for a long time, adn sometimes when I am angry and just bite something made of meat. But then I feel guilty. Not cool you know. Sooo why are you here?" Looking around, she got suddenly angered by the chaos and yelled very loudedly " WHat about my SECOND breakfast!!! " The room went quiet and stared.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 13, 2004 13:06:22 GMT -5
THE just sat there confused... everything was different, she couldnt remember being hit with an apple, but then, she never remebered anything. "my name is the hot eye, but most just call me "THE" for short." she replied, and she was truthfull, though, she generally didnt give things like her name to well... people?, as she wasnt sure that this was infact a person. she began twirling a strand of blonde hair around her finger, "umm, sorry, i havent got any food, and I'm actually hungry myself"
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 13, 2004 21:24:13 GMT -5
"Well then...erm...THE, have my burger. Meat you know. Where did you come from? Are you human? This place confusses me and I can never tell who's what or whats who or whats happening or what..." Vanacoriel handed the burger to THE contiueing to mutter about how confused she was by all the tall people. She glanced about for food then looked at THE expectantly for Anwsers.
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Post by Thorongil on Aug 15, 2004 6:12:25 GMT -5
Thorongil got up. He had finally got his breath back, and he ate one of the burgers he had traveled so far to get. "I wonder how the council is going." he said and took a bite. "Are we going to kick some evil butt or do nothing?"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 21, 2004 15:38:14 GMT -5
Jandalf suddenly woke up and said frantically, "WHOA!!! Sacred flying bovines...DON'T EAT ME!!!"
Then she finally got her bearings and grinned at the only other three who were awake in the room. "Ah...don't mind me. I think we all fell asleep somewhere along the line...ooh, burgers." She took one from the bag.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 23, 2004 15:35:07 GMT -5
poor THE just sat and looked confused. she took a bite of the burger, but didnt really taste it. *sigh* "I'm just confused. I'm an elf"(because in reality that is more what i am then human) she looked around searching for answers. **************** :hoteye: hey! where are all the baddies!?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 23, 2004 18:14:31 GMT -5
Jandalf grinned and stuck out her hand. "I'm confused, too. Pleased to meet you. The burgers are good, aren't they?"
((I don't know where the baddies are...I sense this RPG is falling apart, somehow. Sigh.))
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 23, 2004 22:05:49 GMT -5
((Must agree))
Tiana suddenly woke up. "Who?! What?!" She shook her head. "I had the strangest dream... I must go to him... I must go to Anakin..." She shook her head hard. "Something's going on in the Black Lands... I'm sure of it." She looked over at her master, and the newcomer. "LET'S GO AND KICK SOME EVIL BUTT!!! MWHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!"
Theme music from Mission Impossible cued up.
Tiana glared. "It is NOT impossible!"
Thedudewhocuesupthethememusic glared back. "Well, I think it is. So there." He stuck his tongue out.
And then...
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Post by Thorongil on Aug 23, 2004 23:29:14 GMT -5
"Well, I'm all for it!" Thorongil was glad to hear someone agree with the buttkicking. "But I think we have to be careful with the Lard. I've heard it's bad stuff."
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 24, 2004 1:49:23 GMT -5
Vanacoriel grinned in apperciation. " Finally! Some evil butt kickin' and some Lard distroying." Vanacoriel hated lard possibly more than an empty tummy, considering she is a hobbit this is alot. "So where are we going?"
--------------- The Lard senced a disturbance in the force. " Somethings happened. They are coming" And then he had a "THE VILLAGE" flash back. " Dont let them in" he whispered.
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Post by Thorongil on Aug 24, 2004 11:49:01 GMT -5
"We need a leader for the upcoming attack. Who will it be?" Thorongil was eager to get started. "Any suggestions?"
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 26, 2004 9:41:15 GMT -5
"UH, OH, WHA...!" yaz was trying to keep up with everything, she was after all, here and had no idea how to go elsewhere... "AC!!! HI! i am pleased to meet you all, but what evil are we talking about here... where are we going! is there a huge risk of death!" she was looking from face to face to face. and then... she was confused, well she was always confused, but more so... "also! due the fact that i have no idea what is going on, i refuse to be an option for leader!" with that yaz figured she had made her status known, and the fact that she wouldnt be leader well, a fact. so, she stood there and waited for her answers. personally she thought that the girl who had just woke up, and had proposed the idea, be leader, but she wasnew and didnt know anything so she declined to comment on that aspect.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 26, 2004 9:43:16 GMT -5
:hoteye: sauron thought he heard some noise, so he went to investigate, maybe there was hope of taking over the wold... or where ever he was at the moment...
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