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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 26, 2004 18:04:19 GMT -5
"Sauron! I AM YOUR FATHER! " The Lard yelled from his loverly hole up to the eye. "hahaha, just kidding"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 27, 2004 12:48:05 GMT -5
Jandalf grinned. "Well...I'd volunteer for leadership, but I'm not sure you guys would really like that... What's our plan of action?"
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 27, 2004 13:34:25 GMT -5
*i woder who my fater is. do i have a father...* "YOU! DOWN THERE!" sauron called ".DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WOLD? IF YOU DO. I'm WITH YOU! IF NOT... DYE!!!
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Post by Thorongil on Aug 27, 2004 14:38:52 GMT -5
"Well," said Thorongil. "If you're the leader, shouldn't you tell us?"
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 28, 2004 0:47:55 GMT -5
Lard: Technically, I want to eat anything that is good. You know, in garlic soup. I am not really your father but I have nice pants. *snicker* If I wore pants. I don't suppose you wear pants? Well you wouldn't would you? You have no body. *laughs* Well shall we join forces and take over Middle earth?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 5, 2004 16:52:47 GMT -5
Jandalf blinked. "What? Are you suggesting I'm the leader here?"
She jumped up on the table and called for everyone's attention. "Okay, we're having a vote! Who thinks I should be the leader?"
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Post by The Hot Eye on Sept 6, 2004 15:59:52 GMT -5
THE blinked, wow... this was confusing. "I REFUSE TO VOTE! I'm TOO CONFUSED..."she yelled back. and obviously this was the truth... "if someone could just make this a little more clear... wheres M.E. what are we fighting again...food?!..." she also realized that she was still hungry, she was always hungry, but all she could do was dream, of cookies and chocolate... dreams were the best she was likely to get for a while, so she decided to dream as much as she could...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 9, 2004 21:11:59 GMT -5
Jandalf blinked. "Uh...I'm not sure what we're fighting exactly, but...IF YOU VOTE FOR ME, I PROMISE TO DO MY BEST TO FIND OUT!!" She pumped her fist up into the air.
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Post by Snake Lady on Sept 26, 2004 14:45:09 GMT -5
I AM SOCRATOES Lord of the weird smelling Ford of Feet and Flies
I am bringer of arguments.... Which is better...
Being eaten alive by Sauron's Eye OR Being eaten alive by vampire hobbits.
ANSWER ME THIS
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Post by Snake Lady on Sept 26, 2004 14:46:38 GMT -5
The eyes eats you with the eyelids.. damnsaurons eye has no lid.. *remembers line from movie* lidless...*done* oohhhhhhKAY!
hmm eats you with the burningness... yes thats it..
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Post by Snake Lady on Sept 26, 2004 14:47:47 GMT -5
WE SHOULD VOTE FOR ALL OUT DECISIONS LIKE THE VOLES IN REDWALL!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa and ha.
Comunism rocks.. except when it doesnt GOOOOO LIBERALS!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 26, 2004 22:17:43 GMT -5
Vanacoriel stared in amazement. " Honestly why do people continue to think I will eat them. We have veen through this before. I AM A VEGITARIAN! I EAT NO MEAT!" and then she cowered on the floor in a state of complete disguste.
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Post by Snake Lady on Sept 26, 2004 23:02:22 GMT -5
i didnt specify you oh green blob of death. your minions... unless you programmed them to get vaegan aswell..
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 27, 2004 12:55:14 GMT -5
Jandalf stared at nothing in particular, trying to discern where the disembodied snakish voice was coming from.
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Post by Snake Lady on Sept 27, 2004 21:04:18 GMT -5
from... BEHIND YOU! IN THE WALLS! I'm EVERYWHERE!! muahahaha slither
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 2, 2004 13:10:43 GMT -5
"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!" screeched Jandalf, and flung a grammar textbook at the wall. "SPEAK WITH QUOTATION MARKS!! I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!!"
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Post by The Hot Eye on Oct 2, 2004 15:51:06 GMT -5
"EWE....creepy" THE said... "i dont like being surrounded by a... evil-ish thingie...creepy" yaz shuddered. and began having nasty thoughts...she wished she was back in her own little house sipping hot chocolate, and suddenly she was very thirsty.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Oct 2, 2004 21:27:33 GMT -5
Tiana looked around, confused. "Where's the evil disimbodied voice with lack of quote marks coming from? THERE'S NO QUOTE MARKS!!!!!" She fainted. Then stood back up, and picked up the textbook. "Eww." She made a face. "Diagraming sentences?! You have an evil textbook..." Tiana fainted again, and waved a flag around: Vote for Jandalf.
Heehee.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Oct 23, 2004 14:32:57 GMT -5
"UGH! grammer!" she shuddered. she was NOT a grammer person! although...thanfully, as far as she knew she could speak with quotatins.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Oct 23, 2004 23:21:50 GMT -5
"Goodness gracious me. Jandalf, if i was ever hungry could i eat a grammer text book? Out of pure curiousity, I am not... hungry." Vanacoriel was lying. Obviously. A hobbit vampire is never not hungry.
Honestly, TTHAT IS THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLESSSSSSS! *eats the crumbs*
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