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Post by Master Warious on Jul 21, 2004 15:02:58 GMT -5
"Okay here's the dye. I need the Garlic rope." Warious said getting back no the bus. "How long is it going to take?" Trinity asked. "With my foce power and the fack that this is kwickdye, About two minutes." Warious replied dyeing the rope.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 22, 2004 20:28:11 GMT -5
Obi-Wan rolled his eyes at his Padawan and Tiana. "Isn't it a little late for all this? We're already married. Besides, I believe we should be getting the show on the road."
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Jandalf stared at the poor flopping goldfish within the bowl, then turned back to Shadow and winked. "Perhaps your average magic wouldn't be able to withstand the displacement properties of a ysalamiri, but remember this: insanity is quite often overpowering, never predictable, and rather elusive to the naked eye. Now, shall we be going?"
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 25, 2004 0:31:30 GMT -5
"Yes." Shadow thought out loud. "Yes, the power of insanty can be quite displacing at times. I assume then, that you learned such the hard way. Now,let us away-- there is no needfor us to be caught off guard, or in the open as so we arenow." ((OOC: Sorry, typing fast right now-- the spelling and such cannot be helped.))
Shadow rose, taking a moment to assure that the goldfish would be ok. "Let us hope that they have not found a way to displace magic, or the two of us will be in grave danger, my friend. For, if they were to concentrate the powers of insanity that harshly, we would, in short,be doomed. As well as the friends of your that are most certainly on their way right now-- to walk straightinto a trap set by the darkness of the joined Denethor and Kate." Shadow smiled lightly. "It is your choice which way we will go then."
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Post by Trinity on Jul 25, 2004 13:13:28 GMT -5
Trinity deftly drove the newly dyed yellow bus (pink was too easy to spot, and the yellow dye could be washed off at a car wash) through manhattan (not an easy feat, mind you), dropping off various people on street corners so they could make their way towards the building where Jandalf was being held hostage. After all, it would do no good for them to walk up in a big group, for they would be spotted immediatly. " Okay, is the rope ready?" Trinity asked Warious. " All set," Warious replied holding up the brown garlic rope. " Okay, let me get to the parking place, then we will get ready," Trinity said as she turned down a narrow side street. After another moment of driving, she stopped the bus and shifted it into park and cut the engines. " We are behind a Bloomingdales," Haldir said with mild amusement, his eyebrow ar.ched. I know," Trinity grinned, then continued, " It is completely hidden from the view of the building that Kate and Denethor are in. The others know we are here," she said as she moved to the back of the bus. " Lets get our hands tied," she said as she tucked her gun in the back of her pants where it would be easy to reach. After their hands were tied, Obi Wan and Anakin led them off the bus and towards the building. Warious would go by a different route. " So it begins," Trinity intoned ominously as they neared the building.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 25, 2004 17:01:13 GMT -5
Jandalf blinked. "Umm...hate to disappoint you, and all that, but Kate and Denny-boy are right in the other room. Chances are, they can hear us talking. So, I think it's pretty likely they've got a trap. Either that, or they're panicking."
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Obi-Wan felt strange, sauntering down a Manhattan sidewalk in a black suit with Matrix sunglasses to match. He looked over at Anakin, who seemed to be sharing his sentiments, and then back at Trinity. "Uh...not to be overly blunt...but what exactly are we doing?"
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 25, 2004 17:37:14 GMT -5
Eowyn attempted to raise one finger, as she typically did when explaining things, then suddenly remembered that her hands were tired, causing her to fail in being herself. "Uhhh... right." She glared at the garlic rope, which, though it was easy enough to break still annoyed her. "I have a bad feeling about this... anyhow, Obi-Wan, and Anakin--" Eowyn dropped the titles, for they were in a hurry "--what you two are doing is impersonating agents in the hopes to get us into the goverment building... thing... whatever. That's why we're tied up here..." Eowyn glared again; even though it had been her idea, she still didn't like having her hands tied, and her lightsaber not at hand. "Anyhow, you'll take us in, where we'll stage a dramatic escape, then we'll head off to rescue Jandalf, and capture Kate and Denethor. Uhh... yeah... I don't think we actually planned it better than that... we'll just go with the flow, I guess..."
Eowyn made another face, and shifted her wrists. "Let's ust try to make this as quick as possible, okay?" She followed Trinity out of the dyed yellow bus, and had to agree with the omnious statement-- and so it began.
((Just wondering a few things... one, are our hands tied in front, or behind us... just for the sake of writing an escape, I need to know that. Two, how far are we willing to go to save Jandalf, and them-- Kate and Denny aren't letting them go that easily, as, after all, I am writing them!!!!!!))
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"They are staging an escape!" Denether found himself hissing slightly, until Kate threatened him with a fire extinquisher.
"I know that," she replied sharply, fingering her engagment ring. "It was meant to be-- that was our goal, to capture all of them. That is why we have the yslamiri (still can't spell it...) here... that is why we are prepared. We are not letting the wizard go that easily... nor the rest of the Pink Bus team." She gestured out the window. "That yellow bus is theirs-- their disguse. Send an agent or two down... as well as a few spair troops. They are NOT to be underestimated! That gold fish is not going to keep Jandalf hypnotized for long-- send in Boromir to keep an eye on her... oh, right... he's dead. MORGOTH!"
The Dark Lord walked out of nowhere. "Yes, my master?" (They had him hypnotized, you see...)
"Go and watch over Jandalf... do not let her escape."
He walked into the room, and Kate turned to Denethor. "Now we must create our trap."
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 26, 2004 18:17:57 GMT -5
Unable to resist pointing out the spelling mistake that Kate had somehow spoken, Jandalf suddenly took a running leap at the door headfirst, yelling very loudly, "IT'S YSALAMIRI, YOU FOOL!!! Y-S-A-L-A-M-I-R-I!!!! WHEN ARE YOU EVIL PEOPLE GOING TO GET IT RIGHT??!!??"
Unfortunately enough for Morgoth, he had come through the door that very instant. Jandalf smashed directly into him and the pair tumbled head-over-heels into the next room, bowling right into Denethor and tripping him. Once she lost momentum, Jandalf began giggling insanely at the occurrence. "Heeheeheehee..."
She waved her hands at Kate and made the sound of a mute ostrich.
Kate began to scream in confusion.
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((Let's have their hands tied in front, Star Wars style. Heehee.))
Obi-Wan adjusted his sunglasses. "That's all right, I do improvisation on the job all the time."
Anakin grinned. "Jedi thing."
Obi-Wan glared at his apprentice suddenly, though it was rather ineffective through the shades. "Don't say that word here!! You want to attract attention??" he hissed quietly.
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 26, 2004 20:15:38 GMT -5
((Uhh... Star Wars style? And, Eowyn, I hate to break itto you, but Morgoth is mine.))
Shadow smiled faintly at the plain stupidity of this Jandalf, and the two evils. "They are all going to get themselves killed!" she hissed between her teeth, running to look out of the window at the so called rescuers. "Correction, they are going to get us all killed!" She waved her hand, and her lightsaber (Silmaril crystal and all) materialized out of the shadows. Clipping it to her waist, she dashed out of the room, and grabbed Jandalf by the wrist. "Are you trying to get your friends killed?! If you agravate them, they'll be more on guard to get your friends..." Shadow sighed in exaperation. "Jedi."
Unfortunatally, to prevent Jandalf from getting the two angered, she had to take her concentration off of Faramir, leaving him free to do as he wished.
However, she was too busy trying to guide the Jedi out of range of the insane powers of Denethor and Kate to realize this.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 29, 2004 7:26:54 GMT -5
((Yes, Star Wars style--tied in front. If you'll notice, they never have their hands bound behind them.))
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING??" yelled Jandalf, squirming out of Shadow's grasp (which she is actually very good at doing in real life). "I HAD THE SITUATION PERFECTLY UNDER CONTROL!!! THEY PH34R ME, DON'T YOU SEE??" She turned to Kate and Denethor, both of whom were horribly confused by now. "NONE SHALL PASS!!"
Faramir poked his head inside the door. "Ah, Father? Something happened to the goldfish."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 29, 2004 16:31:38 GMT -5
((Lol... the GOLDFISH... hmm... later plot device, I think... yeah, in SW they never seem to tie their hands behind them... because they use big cuff things, I think. I hate to go REALLY off topic, but check out the reviews we got on Paint Wars here. You might almost have to join to say thanks for the reviews! Anyhow, enough OT...)) "Umm... no, master," replied Anakin. "But why can't we... oh... sorry." He stopped babbling about Jedi to avoid his master's further wrath. He turned to Eowyn, who was glaring at him, and stuck a gun in her side. Oh course, Eowyn couldn't do anything but glare, seeing as how her hands were tied. "I've always wanted to do that," he said, snickering. "Revenge..." Suddenly, Eowyn's cell phone rang. Anakin picked it up, and answered it tentivally. "Oh... hi, Faramir Solo (Eowyn Skywalker's father)," he said. "No, Eowyn can't come to the phone right now, I'm afraid she's tied up right now... yeah... oh, okay... bye." Eowyn glared at Anakin again. "Yeah, sure I'm tied up right now. Anyhow, as I can't exactly lead this expedition anymore, Master Obi-Wan, if you and Anakin would please take your parts-- Anakin, STOP THAT!" She glared at Anakin, who had jabbed his gun in her side again. "You're my prisoner, remember?" "Sigh... I think I'm going to regret putting garlic in your chocolate cake yeserday, aren't I?" "Uh-huh." "Drat." *** Denethor glared at the sqabbling wizards. "You are wrong, Jedi fool, I do not fear you, no matter which langauge you speak it in. I am Denethor, Lord of this Building! Fear me!" Suddenly a menace far worse than any ever seen before in Middle-earth advanced towards Jandalf and Shadow-- it was the Crayfish from Insanity Prevailing! (at least, that's what I think it was...)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 31, 2004 13:29:24 GMT -5
Obi-Wan looked sternly over his shades at his Padawan. "Now let's get going. We have a job to do. And stop waving that gun around."
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Jandalf stared in horror at the advancing Crayfish of Doom. "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT THING??!!??" She quickly hid behind Shadow, who did not seem to be quite as freaked out, owing to the fact that only wizards feared the Crayfish.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Jul 31, 2004 14:16:41 GMT -5
(hmmmm i dont have time to read this whole thing, so, whats the plot at the moment? i may wnt to join this here insanity)
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Jul 31, 2004 14:36:33 GMT -5
((Uh... Shadow IS a wizard... but that's okay, she's also a Sith... THE, the plot is that MOST of us are trying to take out Kate and Denethor... and others with the newly dyed yellow bus. You can hop in as an evil, or whatever-- just run into one of us, or something...))
Shadow rolled her eyes, staring at the crayfish. "That's why I was trying to pull you out of here," she hissed with a very dramatic sigh. "Jedi fool." She turned around, looking behind her at the slightly scared wizard. "That's not going to work," she said, sighing again. "Do not fear to face the crayfish..." she glowered at the advancing evil. "You should fear the fact that Denethor is cackling rather evilly, however..."
She sighed again, and looked back at Jandalf. "I get the feeling you aren't going to be ofmuch use here..." She ignited her red, glowy, Sith lightsaber, and faced the crayfish...
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Post by The Hot Eye on Jul 31, 2004 14:56:51 GMT -5
(ill jump in as yaz (a kushiban padawan, but in this rpg a jedi master) instead of THE, because THE is a non speaking creature)
yaz was walking a street in new york(?) casually wondering wether today would be any more interesting then the last. however, at that moment she saw a yellow bus(?) and a crayfish thing ahead, and some commotion about them. she raced down to check it out! as she skidded to a halt in front of the bus she notice what looked to be a sith with an ignited red lightsaber. fearing the worst she too ignited her lightsaber. she looked at her lavender lightsaber, hoping to come oout on top, she approached the sith.
(is this basically what were going for?)
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Post by Vanacoriel on Aug 1, 2004 11:50:42 GMT -5
Having no idea to wear she was Vanacoriel just stood in the same spot dreaming of snow and decent apples and the garboration of Harry POtty. When she emerged from her trance like thing she noticed a) there was a yellow bus next to her not a pink one b) there was a lady with a purple lightsaber infornt of a sith with a red one. Being completly thrown of the carp thing.. she decided to speak. " I need something catchy to say. Hey! Carpy. I am the fish of the day... CATCHY!" Laughing hysterically at her own jokes she came to the realization she was patheetic and desided to throw a sock at the sith. The sith turned slowly.... and handed her the sock back. " Thannks" Vanacoriel said and sprang of towards building where Jandalf was apperently kept prisoner... a carpy thing in tow. and with out realizing it Vanacoriel stepped in lard and infuriated The Lard of the Black land who was in league with Kate...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Aug 1, 2004 14:05:46 GMT -5
Jandalf rolled her eyes. "Okay, okay, fine. It's a crayfish, that's all, and we're not on a skinny little bridge, faced with a massive ancient evil, wading in a mysterious river." She waved her hand, and the crayfish's head popped off. "There. Happy now?"
Denethor fainted. He didn't like seafood much, anyway.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Aug 1, 2004 21:57:47 GMT -5
((Yaz, they're inside...))
"Whoa..." Eowyn paused in step, causing Anakin, who was still waving his gun around to run into her, and trip, landing in a heap of agent clothes, and guns. "Whoops... sorry Anakin." She made a move to help the sprawled Padawan up, but found out quickly that with her hands tied, it was rather hopeless. She proceeded to trip over him, and landface first on top of Anakin, with no way to stand up, being as her hands were still tied. If that wasn't already obvious. "Sithspit!" she proclaimed, trying to manuver off of Anakin, who was stuck underneath her. "Uh... little help?"
"Ung..." Anakin made a muffled sound, which was muffled because his face was being ground into the road as Eowyn was trying to move enough that he could stand up.
"This isn't funny," Eowyn muttered, spitting.
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Denethor fainted, because there was crayfish splattered all over the place, and Kate shook her head. She would've fallen to her knees in despair, had there not been a Sith with a drawn lightsaber, and a wizard trying to convince herself that the crayfish wasn't scary. A very orange wizard, at that.
Kate kicked Denethor. "Foolish steward," she hissed. "Now I'll have to deal with you myself!" This last part was aimed at Shadow, and Jandalf, of course. "I have control of the Matrix, your foolish, and inconcivibly pitiful actions will not diher (sp??) me for long..."
She drew a lightsaber, which ignited with a snap-hiss, being as Kate was very skilled in art... and held it in front of her in a defence position. "You will suffer me to pass!" Under her breath, she added, "You said WHAT about small bridges..."
In a flurry of green lines, the Matrix began to make a switch to a very small bridge over top of a lava pit (causing two exactly the same birds to fly over the Yellow bus, and leave to exactly the same marks on it's freshly painted surface...) "Now," Kate said, a smile lighting her face in a very unfriendly manner, "you will not hold me off for long!!"
((Don't godmod Kate... I'll be writing her as a decent opponant, Shadow and Jandalf...))
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Post by Master Warious on Aug 2, 2004 10:02:41 GMT -5
((Where is Haldir and Warious supposed to be?))
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Post by Trinity on Aug 2, 2004 18:49:52 GMT -5
(( You two are sneaking in around the back))
Trinity stooped down and attempted to pull Eowyn up off Anakin while still keeping her hands tied. It didn't work. She fell on top of them both, causing the air to be knocked out of Anakin. " Great, Trin," he gasped. " I was just trying to help, you ungrateful - " Trinity began to rant befroe Obi Wan cut in. " You are all going to be the death of me," he whispered savagely as he hauled Trinity up of Eowyn, who came up next so Anakin could get up. " That's better," Anakin muttered as he pushed Trintiy on, and none too gently at that. " Watch it," Trinity growled savagely before shutting up as they approached the security booth.
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Post by The Hot Eye on Aug 9, 2004 13:19:53 GMT -5
(sorry, i didnt read the whole thing) (hmm any ideas as to how to walk in on this now?)
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