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Post by Mekka on Dec 20, 2004 16:53:41 GMT -5
"To bring a message to Kate Bosworth," Lenny said immediately. "I thought I said that already..." But then he stopped and leaped around wildly. "WAIT!!!!! DOES THAT MEAN I KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!?! I AM LENNY!!!!!!!!!"
Kaite laughed and clapped her hands. "And since you're an alien, you must be from outer space!" she cried happily.
Lenny, now beaming, enveloped Katie in a sticky hug. "And I suppose I came from that spaceship that left me behind. Thank you so much!!! You're a GREAT friend, Katie. Now the only question is, who is Kate Bosworth?"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Dec 21, 2004 17:55:45 GMT -5
"I ate her," said Marvin sullenly, walking around in a circle. This was because one leg was stuck in an unusually deep pothole, and the other one kept walking. No one really knew how he'd gotten there in the first place, especially without anyone noticing.
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 24, 2004 14:05:50 GMT -5
"Kate Bosworth," said Katie, uneasily peeling Lenny off herself and making a mental note to shower as soon as possible, "is the fiancee of Orlando Bloom."
"Ah!" said Lenny excitedly, "That explains everything!" He ran back to the spaceship happily. A couple of seconds later, he came back, saying, "Who's Orlando Bloom?"
"British actor, first became famous in 'Lord of the Rings' as Legolas, went on to star in 'Pirates of the caribbean', 'Ned Kelly', 'The Calcium Kid' and will soon be in 'Kingdom of Heaven' and 'Pirates of the Caribbean 2'," spouted Katie, still retaining her fangirl knowledge even though that phase was long behind her, "Has bigger fanbase than any other LOTR character. Also was taught the viola by my violin teacher, and his step-nephew is in the same production of 'Oklahoma' as me."
Lenny blinked. "Little too much information," he wailed confusedly.
"Of course," mumbled Marvin to himself, "Offering to help the robot out of the hole would be beyond human or sticky alien capacity. I'll just stay here, shall I."
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Post by Mekka on Dec 27, 2004 18:33:54 GMT -5
Lenny jumped. Whirling around, he nearly tripped over a foreign object stumping along on the charred grass. "Marvin?" he screeched, causing Kaite to duck and clap her hands over her ears. "Is that really you? How ya doin', 'cuz? What are you doing in that hole, anyway?"
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 30, 2004 13:45:48 GMT -5
"Well," said Marvin, "I tried to pull myself out of it. It took me precisely 1/154th of a second to realize the futility of it, and of all things in life, and then walked around in circles for a bit. I then watched the trees moving in the wind, marvelling on how uninteresting life is. I then-"
"Make him stop," whimpered Katie, hands over her ears, "I'm losing the will to live."
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Post by Mekka on Dec 30, 2004 22:23:26 GMT -5
"Marvin," said Lenny gently. "You mustn't think like that. Think of all the good, happy thing in life! Ketchup, red and spelled several different ways. Pink plastic ping-pong balls! The soft little tuft of fur on the back of a monkey's neck..."
Marvin's eyes were misty. "The little blue yo-yo you bought me for my 700th birthday," he whispered.
"Yes! Stuff like that!!! No need to get so down about being stuck in some old hole! We'll soon have you out." Lenny beamed cheerfully. "Won't we, Katie? Um, Katie? Where'd you go?"
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Dec 31, 2004 7:17:10 GMT -5
Katie had wandered onto the spaceship, and was now marvelling at all the nice shiny buttons. "Ooooh," she observed, "Shinnyyyyy..."
Lenny came running up the ramp. "Katie, what are you doing?"
"Oh wonderful," came Marvin's voice floating through the door, "A change in gradient. How I love it. Makes life just that little more strenuous."
"It's all such pretty shinyness!" said Katie, "Ooh, what does THAT button do?"
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Post by Mekka on Jan 1, 2005 19:05:40 GMT -5
"NOOOO!!!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!!!!!!" Lenny screamed, but it was too late. He stood, transfixed with horror, and watched as...
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 4, 2005 20:03:48 GMT -5
... Katie pressed the button. She looked guilty. "Whoops... was I not supposed to do that?"
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Post by Master Warious on Jan 8, 2005 14:25:03 GMT -5
Finally Darth Warious and her friend Haldir burst in from being...wherever they were...and was enveloped in a stram of bubbles.
"BUBBLES?" Warious yelled. "What is going on here."
Haldir who had been listening shook his head and said. "Someone pushed the button."
"A bubble button?"
"Evidently."
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 10, 2005 7:03:52 GMT -5
"YAY BUBBLENESS!" cheered Katie, and started dancing around in the bubbles.
"Bubbles," observed Marvin, "How perfectly miserable."
"How can you not like bubbles?" said Katie incredulously.
"I don't dislike bubbles," said Marvin, "I despise them."
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Post by Mekka on Jan 10, 2005 14:53:45 GMT -5
"It's a family thing," explained Lenny, when Katie gave him a bewildered stare. He crawled hesitantly out from under a yellow plastic bucket. "It goes back to our childhood... our childhoods... er, our childrenhoods... well, whatever! That's not the important part anyway!!!"
"I suppose you DO have a point with all this." Marvin glared.
Lenny smiled, unperturbed. "No, actually. Not really."
"The point is," interrupted Katie. "That you are frightened of bubbles, and I am not!"
"That's not important, either," mutter Marvin. "Why doesn't somebody talk some sense?!?!?!?!"
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Post by Hobbit-eyes on Jan 11, 2005 6:02:28 GMT -5
"Duh!" said Katie, "This is a free RPG! We can say whatever nonsense we like! For example, lets get this rocket into gear and fly to Ice-cream land!"
"Ice-cream," said Marvin dejectedly, "I tried to think of a way this could get worse, and ice-cream was 5th on my list."
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Post by Mekka on Jan 11, 2005 16:04:07 GMT -5
"I like french-fries!" Lenny yelled. This was a well-intentioned, but unfortunately not very helpful, remark. Marvin had a paralyzing fear of french-fries.
"Oh," he groaned. "You lout! Now you've gone and reminded me of the time I got my big toe stuck down the bathtub drain. When Mommy finally pulled it out," Marvin gave a terrified sob. "My toe looked exactly like a french-fry! It was the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my whole life!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Katie was staring at the androids toes and thinking that they normally looked like the food in mention, but thought it better not to point this out. Instead she said, "That's okay, Marvin! I don't like french-fries either. Horrible stuff, wonder why the French invented them in the first place!!!" Which was entirely untrue, of course, but had a rather calming effect on Marvin.
"But french-fries are good with chesseburgers!" protested Lenny the Buffoon.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" yelled Katie and Marvin.
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Post by Mekka on Apr 11, 2005 9:33:15 GMT -5
"I've been abandoned once again," Lenny sighed, and his head imploded.
"Oops."
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