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Post by Trinity on May 29, 2004 15:15:55 GMT -5
(OOC: I will not question your wisdom, Jandalf the Orange!)
Trintiy and Aragorn stared at the very orange being who had entered their world. Trinity pulled out her orange squirt gun and pointed it at the orange one, seeing as she posed more of a threat than her obvioulsy confused commrade. " Who are you?" Trinity asked. Aragorn latched onto Trinity's arm. " Remember, we MUST keep the Gummi Bears safe!" he said wearily. Trinity looked down at him (he still hadn't gotten up after unceremoniously hitting the ground). " Yes, Aragorn, I know," Trinity answered as she hauled him to his feet. He whipped out his sword and looked back at the newcomers. " Who are you and what side are you on?" he asked.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 29, 2004 22:37:13 GMT -5
((Hey... I can't help a lack of spelling skill... hmmmm... sigh.))
Suddenly Tiana screamed loudly, Anakin hid the garlic, and well... yeah. "Kavaam?" she questioned, and then ran out of the way of the magical burst, her other self dodging Jandalf, and attacking Obi-Wan.
Tiana's clone walked up to Obi-Wan, and drew her sword. Soundlng very serious, and un-Tiana like, she glared at him, and spoke: "Thou hast trespassed unto my lands. Now thou shalt pay the price that comith upon thee. Stand and defend, or thou shalt die."
Tiana shook her head. "Seems my mirror self has a completely different personality..." She turned, and stared at Tiana two, who was threatening to kill Obi-Wan still, and screamed again. "WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!! MY MIRROR SELF MUST WANT THE GUMMIE BEARS OF DOOM!!!!!!!!! HEY, MIRROR TIANA, THIS IS PG!!!!!"
Mirror Tiana ingored her, and continued to try and kill Obi-Wan, which she would've done but the PG filter caused her blade to shatter every time she attempted to hit the very confused Jedi.
She consitered screaming for her master, but then realized that Trinity and Aragorn were busy questioning her anyhow, and chose to shout: "AGENT SMITH!!!!!!!!!! C'MERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Celebrian on May 30, 2004 1:39:59 GMT -5
Suddenly there was a sound that was INEVITABLE!!! It sounded like: 152763 Agents saying: SURPRISED TO SEE ME?... ALIVE....that is.... Glares at Tiana.... Of course, there was only ONE Agent Smith... Agent Smith looks around and sees 2 of everyone and everything! "Where is ME? and ME? and ME2?" Suddenly he realizes that the other....... 152762 Agents were... (censored...as this is still PG) Glares at Tiana! ...AGAIN!!!"Where... MISS TIANA, are my other clones?"
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Post by Trinity on Jun 1, 2004 14:54:28 GMT -5
Trinity caught sight of Agent Smith before he had a chance to see her. " Oh, great," she muttered as she grabbed Aragorn and turned to run towards the wreckage of the pod. She would have gotten far had she not run into her mirror person. " Oh, sorry," Trinity said as she looked at Trinity2, who looked back at her with a confused expression. The two women stared at each other for a moment. " Hey, you're me!" the clone stated. Aragorn nodded slowly. " That means there are two of me!" she said again with the same lack of intelligence as before. " Right," Aragorn said slowly. Trinity scowled. " Stop encouraging it, Aragorn! We don't have time! Smith is right behind us!" she said earnestly as she begna to tug on Aragorn's sleeve. " Oh, no, please stay!" Trinity2 begged as she too began to tug on Aragorn's sleeve. He looked back and forth between the women. His eye took on a Look. " Trinity, I have an idea!" he exclaimed as he grabbed on to her and pulled her and her twin behind a pod. " What is it?" Trinity asked. " You two look exactly alike! i don't even think Neo could tell the difference!" he explained. " Except for her obvious lack of intelligence," Trinity muttered as she watched her twin chase a butterfly. " Besides that, no one would know, not even Smith," Aragorn continued, saying the last part very slowly. " You don't have to speak slowly, I understand you perfectly!" Trinity snarled. Aragorn looked a her expectantly. " I know what you are getting at, too, so stop looking at me that way!" she hissed angrily. Aragorn smiled. " I prefer you to her," he said, then began to whisper in her ear. " Do you think it's a good idea?" Aragorn asked when he had finished. " Excellent!" Trinity answered, then pulled out her phone. " Tank," she barked, then began to outline their plan while Trinity2 continued chasing insects. It took a moment, then Trinity hung up. " Okay, go!" she commanded. Aragorn grabbed Trinity2 and ran out onto the desert right in front of Agent Smith.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 4, 2004 20:18:25 GMT -5
"AGH!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Jandalf, applying a death-grip to Obi-Wan's arm. "THE CONFUSION!!!!!"
Jandaalf (aka Jandalf 2) snickered evilly, then paused. "Wait a minute. I can't really be that evil, because you're not really that good."
"Oh." Jandalf thought about this, and looked back at Jandaalf. "There's a desert over there, apparently."
Jandaalf and Obi-Wan2 shrugged and vanished in confusion.
Obi-Wan stared at the spot. "Wh-what's going on? Hey...let go." He tried to pry Jandalf's hands off of his arm rather unsuccessfully, then noticed Tiana's evil clone trying (also unsuccessfully) to kill him. "Um..."
"LET'S RUN FOR IT!!" Jandalf yelled, and dragged him along into the desert. She whipped out a strange box-like device attached to a pole and flipped a switch. A loud, low pulse began sounding from the box.
"Ha," said Jandalf. "That'll work."
Obi-Wan pointed. "What is that?"
"A thumper. It'll call a sandworm." Jandalf looked smug.
"But that only works in the Dune universe, on Arrakis," he pointed out.
"But who says we aren't there?" Jandalf said rhetorically.
They both looked up at a loud hissing noise as a worm approached. Jandalf whipped out her maker hooks, which had materialized out of nowhere, and ran forward to mount the massive sandworm, causing great amounts of confusion among the rest of the people in the Matrix who had never read the AMAZING DUNE SERIES BY FRANK HERBERT!!!
(that's right...my wisdom is to be unquestioned...snrk)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 5, 2004 18:36:09 GMT -5
((I know SOMETHING about the Dune universe...))
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Tiana screamed loudly. "ANAKIN, SAVE ME!!!!!!!" She ran away from Agent Smith, hiding the Death Star behind her back.
Mirror-Tiana looked around nervously. "You shalt all die," she proclaimed, looking faintly like Galadriel. In a flash of green light, the little green Faerie appeared. "NO! THAT IS NOT PG!" screamed the little Faerie. "DIE!"
Mirror-Tiana proceeded to swat the Faerie away. "I SHALT HAVE ALL POWER!" she screamed. "AND ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!!!!"
Tiana blinked. "On second thought, she is me. MASTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" she proceeded to scream at Jandalf who was leaving the Star Wars genre behind, and somehow calling up a worm from the Dune series. She blinked, and proceeded to scream loudly. "WHAT THE HECK IS A SARLACC DOING HERE?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tiana blinked again. "That's no Sarlacc... IT'S A BATTLE STATION... err... I mean a WORM!!!!!!!!"
Anakin proceeded to hide behind Tiana.
"1+5 4 (0|\|5P1|24('/!" Tiana announced, and pulled a wardrobe from her pocket. "LET'S ALL GO TO NARNIA!" she proclaimed.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 5, 2004 22:08:35 GMT -5
Trinity headed off in the opposite dirrection of Aragorn and her mentally stinted twin. Suddenly, a wardrobe popped up in front of her. She stopped and coutiously touched the glass. Her hand began to sink through. " What on earth?" she muttered as she proceeded to slide her hand into the mirror. The space on the other end felt cold and icy compared to the desert. More out of curiousity, she wlaked into the mirror. Her feet sunk into ankle deep snow. " Ooo, snow!" she sqealed, forgetting for a moment that she was herself. In her joy, she failed to see the odd creature approaching her until it spoke. " Excuse me, but are you lost?" it asked. Trinity jerked her head up and gasped. In front of her was a man with goats legs! Or a goat with a man's upper half, she oculd not tell. " Who, er, what are you?" she asked. " I am Mister Tumnus, a Faun. Would you like to come to my den and have something to eat?" Mister Tumnus asked. Trinity stood for a moment and considered the strange creature's invitation. It WAS cold, and he seemed to be very kind amd polite... " Okay," Trinity responded. " Follow me!" the faun said as he began to head off into the trees, entertaining Trinity with little bits of conversation as they went.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 5, 2004 22:23:49 GMT -5
"I RIDE SHAI-HULUD!! KULL WAHAD!!" Jandalf screamed, angling the sandworm back to Tiana. "HOP ON!!! HERE'S A MAKER HOOK!!" Obi-Wan found the ride exhiliarating, and began singing. "THE DUUUUNES ARE ALIIIIVE, WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUSIIIIC...WITH SOOONGS THEY HAVE SUNG...FOR A THOUSAND YEAAAAARS..." Then Jandalf joined him in a duet. "THE DUUUUNES FILL MY HEAARRT...WITH THE SOUUUND OF MUUUUSIIIIIICCC...."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 9, 2004 1:55:26 GMT -5
((Mwha-ha-ha-ha.. plot bunnies.........))
Tiana attempted to climb up the worm, although she was still positive that it looked like a Sarlacc, and she didn't particularly feel like suffering that day. She was half way up when she was greeted by Jandalf and Obi-Wan singing a duet loudly. She reached up to plug her ears, and suddenly found herself tumbling down... down... down... into the wardrobe that she had inevitably left where she would fall. "AHHHHHHHHH... MASTER!!!!!!!"
She was greeted by snow, and ice, and well... coldness! A certain change from the desert before...! ((Well well, what do ya know... I'm seperated from my master! That's... odd...)). Tiana shook her head. She had a bad feeling about this.
***
Anakin looked around nervously. He realized for one, that he was no longer hiding behind Tiana. And, for two, that there were butterflies in the desert. Which was... odd. He cringed at the sound of Obi-Wan singing loudly, and looked around at a sudden scream, to see Tiana falling through the wardrobe... and into the Rabbit Hole. "NOOOOO!!" he shouted. "YOU STOLE MY FELLOW PADAWAN!!!... prepare.. to die!" Anakin drew his lightsaber, and hacked the Wardrobe/Mirror thing to pieces...
***
Tiana looked up to see the world known as Mirror Tatooine disappearing as the wardrobe door disappeared into nothingness, and she was left on Narnia, for that was where she was, of course. Suddenly, there was no way to get back, for their door had been closed.
The way is shut... echoed evily in her ears. It was made by the agents, and the agents keep it. The way is shut.
Tiana shook her head. "I have a really, REALLY bad feeling about this!!"
***
'Chewie' looked around. There was Chewie mirror hanging around, flying the pods, and all that. Continuing to see what was going on, he noticed Mirror-Tiana disappear as her original mirror self disppeared from the mirror world. The world was like a reflection. Noticing Anakin's sudden fury, to destroy the Wardrobe, he sprang out of hiding. [Anakin, NO!] 'Chewie' shouted in Shirewook (sp, Jandalf?). But it was too late. The portal into Narnia had been destroyed.
((Ha! Take those plot complications!!!))
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 9, 2004 13:59:54 GMT -5
A lone figure watched as Tiana suddenly appeared.
"I have a really REALLY bad feeling about this," the figure heard her say.
"Your feelings are correct, Padawan." Tiana turned to see a cloaked figure appear behind her.
"Your wardrobe is gone, yes?" the figure asked. "Then you are trapped, like me. Doomed to wander this realm until we die. Or dye, whichever the rating system will allow." The figure lowered the hood of the cloak. It was a woman, with silver-framed eyeglasses balanced on her nose and hooked behind twin pointed ears. Her blue eyes held sadness as she offered Tiana a hand.
"I am Maeggaladiel of the Nearsighted Elves," she said, shaking Tiana's hand. "I'm trapped here too. I was searching for the GUMMI BEARS OF DOOM when my idiot 'friend' Figwit decided to slam my wardrobe doors a little too hard. Now I'm stuck here." She looked up at the sky.
"AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU FIGWIT, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!" she screeched, shaking her fist at the air. Of course, Figwit couldn't hear her, being in another dimension.
"Ahem," she coughed in embarrrasment. "Well, Narnia's not so bad, once you get used to it. Although Reepacheep can be really annoying... Since I have a feeling we'll be here for a while, what brings you here?"
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 10, 2004 1:07:02 GMT -5
"A nearsighted elf, ehh?" Tiana peered at the cloaked woman closely. "Well, I didn't PLAN to come to Narnia, you know. It was... well... a matter of my master and Obi-Wan singing a duet on top of a worm... and... yeah. I'm Tiana Eowyn Elass-Skywalker, by the way... Padawan to Jandalf, as well." She glared at the dismantled wardrobe. "And that, I think was caused by... well... I REALLY don't know!"
The Padawan rolled her eyes. "So, you are from the world called Middle-earth, then. I'm from Corascant, though my home planet is actually Dantooine, and then I was captured by random evil guys, so I lived on Kessel for a while, and then the Jedi found me... and... yeah." She shrugged. "I suppose that's that. And, even with all the strangeness in my past, I STILL don't know what I'm doing here. Wonder how likely it is that the WhiteWitch can be destroyed by lightsabers... and, I don't know why I even introduced myself to you, you OBVIOUSLY knew what I was, as you CALLED me Padawan... hmmmm?" Tiana looked at Maeggaladiel, suddenly suspicious. "If you're nearsighted, you wouldn't've seen my braid from the distance, even if you KNEW what a Jedi was, and the signifigance of the braid, so, therefore, you knew who I was, and that I was going to be here.... WHO are you...? And I don't mean name, master Elf, either."
Tiana glared at Maeggaladiel, and waited for an answer.
***
Anakin stared at the destroyed remains of the Wardrobe, what he had just done suddenly hitting him hard and fast. Anakin the second was off podracing Chewie II, so he didn't have them to worry about. Suddenly, he was hit by a flying ball of fur, as 'Chewie' tackled him, a moment too late. His lightsaber went flying off, and landed in the sand not too far away, but, far enough that the 'Wookiee' could've easily killed him. He stared at 'Chewie' in shock.
[Anakin!] screamed 'Chewie'. [Do you realize what you just did?!]
Anakin blushed, and tried to call his lightsaber back into his hands through the Force. Strangely enough, 'Chewie' blocked his attempt, and picked Anakin up, shaking him. [You just destroyed the protale into Narnia! We're all going to be doomed now!]
Anakin stared at the destroyed Wardrobe, and was speechless. "But... but..."
'Chewie' just shook his head. [Anakin... I have a bad feeling about this.]
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Post by Celebrian on Jun 10, 2004 4:08:51 GMT -5
Agent Smith smiled when he saw Trinity run out to meet him. "Miss Trinity.... you have finally realized your..."
Trinity2 looked at Agent Smith with the dumb blond in love look, and proceeded to throw herself at him.
Agent Smith, realizing that this was NOT Trinity, shoved her away and scowled. Trinity2 pouted, and ran off in search of Aragorn.
"You're not out yet," he said, referring to the REAL Trinity. "I will get those GUMMI BEARS OF DOOM."
Suddenly Agent Brown appeared out of nowhere. "She went in there," indicating to the wardrobe that appeared in front of him.
"Figures," he growled. "She had to pick a place from a book I haven't read in years."
Agent Brown handed him the books. Agent Smith shoved his hand into the heart of the books. "It shall be me, me ME!!" he grinned evilly.
Suddenly, he found himself in Narnia. Looking to his left he saw footprints in the snow. He proceeded to follow them.
***
Legolas was feeling very put out. Trinity hadn't come back yet, and the oliphant had stopped to graze. Legolas slid down his trunk, and climbed to the top of the hill. He saw a glimmer in the distance. What was it?
He ran towards it, and discovered Galadriel standing there staring at her mirror.
"Will you look into the mirror?" she asked.
"What will I see?" asked Legolas.
"Even the wisest cannot tell. For the mirror shows many things," she replied. "Will you look?"
"You already knew I would." Legolas bent down and looked into the mirror. "AAAAAKKKKKK!!!!! That's terrible," he shouted.
"What you saw was for your eyes only," Galadriel soothed.
"Yes, yes, of course it was," stated Legolas as he reached into his pocket for his comb. He combed his hair and rebraided it. "That is much better," he said relieved. "I wouldn't have wanted her to see me with such messy hair."
Galadriel glared at him. "Fool of a Thrandulian!!!!"(sp?) She dunked him into the mirror, and suddenly he disappeared.
Legolas shivered. Where was he? He looked to his right and saw footprints in the snow.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 10, 2004 13:11:09 GMT -5
Trinity was becoming tired of the faun's endless babbling. ' Sir, could you tell me where I am?!" she finally exclaimed. The faun looked at her as if she was insane. " You are in Narnia," he answered. " Narnia..." Trinity wondered aloud. She had heard of this place before. Quickly, she opened her phone and called Tank. There was no answer. Great, she thought, I am stuck in a land I don't know, with an odd looking creature that will not shut up, and my phone battery is dead! Trinity thought fast and stood to her feet. " If you will excuse me, sir, I must be going. Thank you for your kindness," she said and walked out the door. Tumnus shook his head and watched her go. Trinity walked out into the cold. She had left her coat in the desert of Tatooine, so she had nothing but her tank top on. " Yeah, trust me to end up somewhere cold," she mutterd irritably as she continued in. Suddenly, her phone rang! " Tank?" she barked into it. " Trinity!" came Neo's voice on the other end. " Neo!" she gushed happily. " Trin, are you alright?" he asked. " I am fine! Although I don't know how I am going to get out of this place," she said. " Where are you?" he asked. " Narnia," she answered. She did not notice the rather large mouse approaching her from the left. " I have heard of that place. Keep your phone on and I'll try to get to you. Has Smith gotten the Gummi Bears?" he asked urgently. " No, he has not," she answered. " Okay. Hold on, Trin," he said, then hung up. Trinity tucked the phone into the top of her pants and turned around. " YEEK!" she shrieked upon sight of the giant mouse. The little creature winced and covered his ears. " Kindly don't do that anymore, miss," he squeaked. " It talks!" Trinity gasped in shock. " Of course I talk!" the mouse said indignantly. " Who are you?" Trinity asked as she wiped out her squirt gun, which by now was empty. " I am Reepicheep," the mouse said galantly as he wiped the little hat off his head and bowed gracefully. " And who might you be, miss?" he asked after standing up. " Trinity," she answered as she put the gun away. " Well, Trinity, I see you are cold. Come to my den and we can sort your predicament out in front of a warm fire," Reepicheep offered. Trinity didn't hesitate a second. She found the mouse to be far more delightful than the faun had been, so she followed him. Creatures here sure are nice, she thought.
(OOC: I need to go read this book now...)
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 10, 2004 16:23:21 GMT -5
Maeggaladiel looked slightly taken aback.
"How could I see...Oh, that," she said. She reached around into a black sack on her back. She rummaged around for a moment before pulling out a red box, roughly the size of a cereal box.
"Behold!" she cried. "The Fortune Cookies of Knowledge!!" She let the echo roll throughout the trees for a moment, listening appreciatively to her own voice.
"That was kinda cool," she said. "But anyway, the Fortune Cookies of Knowledge can tell you random things about the past, present, and future. It's like Galadriel's mirror, only tastier. My last cookie told me that you would meet me here. That's how I knew it was you!"
"Let's see what the old cookies have to say to us now!" she said. She shook the box. Along with the expected light tapping sound of cookies wrapped in plastic, a heavy WHUMP WHUMP! resounded from inside.
"What the?" Maeg reached into the box and screeched as she touched something warm and fuzzy. Quick as lightning, she yanked something small and hairy out of the box and threw it to the snow.
"Frodo?!" cried Maeg. The hobbit sat on the ground, cramming cookies into his mouth like a squirrel. "What in Eru's name were you doing in there?" she demanded.
"Eatin' cookies." said Frodo, popping another one into his mouth. Maeg sighed.
"You know there are fortunes in those, right?"
The hobbit looked at her blankly. Then he grinned, revealing paper fortunes lodged between his teeth.
"Uh uh," he said. Maeg slapped her forehead. She shoved him aside, digging around into the box for an unspoilt cookie. Cracking it open, she adjusted her glasses to read.
"Oh, great," she moaned. "Trinity, the holder of the Gummi Bears, is in Narnia too, and she's with Reepicheep. I can't stand that stupid rodent!" She looked again. "Ooo, Legolas is here too! If he finds me, I'm dead! I don't think he's forgiven me for putting honey in his shampoo bottle..." Crumpling up the fortune, she tossed the cookie bits to Frodo, who immediately devoured them as though he hadn't eaten in years.
"Okay, Tiana, answering your other question; my name is Maeggaladiel of the Four Eyes. I am an operative of the Society of Nearsighted elves on a mission of utmost importance."
"You see, our Society has done extensive research to find a cure for Elven miopia. So far, we have failed. We have studied the habits and cultures of many worlds, such as your Dantooine, but it appears that no existing civilization has the cure we are looking for. But after reading some ancient manuscripts, it has been discovered that ingredients found in GUMMI BEARS OF DOOM can be used to make the ULTIMATE EYEGLASS, an instrument that could be used to cure the Nearsighted Elves! My cohort Figwit and I were sent to recover some of these GUMMI BEARS, but our plans have been foiled. So now I'm stuck here, waiting."
----------------------------------------- Figwit scratched his head, confused. He didn't slam the wardrobe doors THAT hard, did he? He looked down at the broken splinters of wood on the ground. Maeg was going to kill him.
He dug around in a toolbox for a moment, looking for the super glue. Maybe he could fix it. And maybe Maeg will have found the GUMMI BEARS OF DOOM by the time he got the wardrobe back together. Yeah, that's it. Think positively!
The wardrobe fell over on its side with a crash. The mirror on the door shattered.
Figwit let out a stream of words unfit for print.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 10, 2004 18:21:23 GMT -5
You can only take so much of the high pitched squeaking of a talking oversized rodent, as Trinity soon found out. The thing would not shut up, just like the faun! " if you will excuse me, Reepicheep, but I must be going," she said as she stood. Unfortunatly, the burrow was small and she ended up hitting her head. " Going?" Reepicheep asked. Trinity nodded. The mouse shrugged and handed her a large blanket. " This will keep you warm," he squeaked. Trinity took it gratefully and wrapped it around herself. " Thank you!" she said as she gave the creature a squeeze. He was very cuddly, even if he did talk alot. Trinity left and began to trudge though the snow. The blanket helped more than she had thought it would. Suddenly an arm latched onto her elbow. Trinity turned, grabbed the thing's wrist, and flipped it through the air! " Yagh!" she screamed as it hit the ground and she prepared to finish it off. " Trinity, don't!" yelled Aragorn. Trinity diverted her fist at the last second and it slammed into the slushy snow next to him. " What are you doing, grabbing me like that?! And how did you get here?" she demanded. Aragorn stood and brushed himself off. " I.. don't know, but tha isn't important! I - " he was cut off by a snowball tha was cleverly aimed at his head. A high pitched giggle sounded off behind Trinity. " Oh, no," she muttered as she turned and faced Trinity2, who was giggling insanely and readying anotehr snowball. Trinity whipped around and glared at Aragorn accusingly. " She latched on at the last moment," he muttered. Trinity rolled her eyes and moaned in agony. It was going to be a long journey.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 12, 2004 23:40:32 GMT -5
Tiana stared at Frodo, and the fortune cookies, and everything. Seemingly, everything was going insane, and there was little that she could do now. "Why oh why did I have to take the blue lightsaber?" she muttered. "Anyhow, Maeggaladiel," she said, turning to the elf. "It seems you picked a bad time to find the GUMMIE BEARS OF DOOM!" Tiana paused for a moment, and listened to her voice reverberate around the snowy woods. The word always seemed to enlarge to a loud, and unique sound.
"Well, we started in the Matrix, were in Middle-earth for a time, then Tatooine, and the mirror world... seems this is going insane! Now we have elves searching the ultimate eye glass..." Tiana shook her head. "I'll join with you, if that is what you wish, Lady Maeggaladiel, but we'll need some manner of transportation!" She closed her eyes, and concentrated on something. Suddenly, two dragons appeared, one with a rider, and the other without a rider. The two dragons proceeded to land, and everyone who hadn't read the Dragon Riders of Pern was very confused. Tiana jumped up and down, and muttered something in Huttese that sounded like "Well, if my master can summon things from other worlds, I can too!"
"T'ana!" the Dragonrider hailed.
Tiana waved back, at the white dragon, and it's rider. "Lord Jaxon!" she greeted. "I thought that you weren't suppose to time it back to Narnia after that time where... you know."
The dragonrider shrugged. "You called for Anaath."
Tiana nodded, and walked over to the riderless green dragon.
Where are we? asked the dragon, in Tiana's mind.
"We're on Narnia," Tiana answered softly. "I needed you to take Maggaladiel and I to locate the GUMMIE BEARS OF DOOM!" She rolled her eyes at the sudden loudness. "Maeggaladiel, you want a lift? You won't have to wait as long, and Anaath can carry you too."
***
Anakin was very confused, as suddenly, this Wookiee had appeared, and the Agents, and then a whole bunck of other stuff. One, the Wookiee had pulled off a mask, to reveal himself to be a Force wraith of Qui-Gon Jinn. Two, the Agents had pulled themselves through a book into Narnia. And three, two dragons had flown overhead, and into a black hole. Now, he was with Han Solo, and Chewie (the real one) and they were trying to get into Narnia somehow.
He was very confused.
"Use the Force, Anakin," said 'Chewie', now known as Qui-Gon, but was still wearing the Wookiee suit, causing frusteration in Han Solo and the REAL Chewbacca.
Anakin rolled his eyes, and tried to use the Force, falling through the ship suddenly, as they hit Death Gate, yet another thing which shouldn't've been there.
He found himself falling, and landedc on top of Obi-Wan. "Hi, master!"
In the meantime, Qui'Gon was trying to pull Anakin back, but then, the Falcon hit Death Gate.
((Sigh... to those who haven't read the Death Gate Dydle, or the Dragonriders of Pern... well... I'm sorry, I'm not going to use MAGOR plot elements from them... just the dragons, and stuff...))
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 14, 2004 11:57:30 GMT -5
Maeggaladiel's eyes widened as she looked at the dragon.
"It's safe, right?" she asked cautiously. The dragon gave something that sounded like a mixture between a laugh and a snort. Taking that as an answer as close to a yes as she would get, she climbed up onto the creature and held on tightly.
"Thanks," she said.
"Wait for meeee!!" squealed frodo. Cramming another cookie into his mouth, he scrambled up the dragon's leg.
"Oh great," muttered Maeggaladiel. "I forgot about you."
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 15, 2004 12:30:43 GMT -5
"I'm confused," muttered Jandalf as she saw dragons from stories she did not know appear over the horizon. She and Obi-Wan had long since finished singing (though they'd repeated what they knew of the song about 152763 times) and were now steering the sandworm to the forest where everyone else seemed to be.
On their way back, they'd stopped by at a small desert-people community, called a sietch, and gotten stillsuits, as they were losing a lot of water in the desert, though a small raincloud was following them everywhere they went for some reason neither Obi-Wan nor Jandalf could figure out.
Obi-Wan shaded his eyes and peered forward. " Dragons?"
"HERE BE DRAGONS!!" screeched Jandalf, almost falling off the worm.
Obi-Wan caught her. "We're almost there. Try not to fall off again."
"Heeheehee..." Jandalf clung to one of the worm's scales. "Wait a sec. This sandworm can't go through trees."
"So?"
"Trees." Jandalf pointed.
The sandworm came to an abrupt halt, and Obi-Wan and Jandalf were flung forward with such physics-defying inertia that they smacked right into the dragon that was in the process of taking off, and both hung onto its leg for dear life as the ground sank away beneath them.
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Post by Trinity on Jun 15, 2004 22:36:12 GMT -5
Trinity2 looked up into the sky just as the dragons flew overhead. " Oh, look at the - " she was abruptly cut off as Trinity grabbed her around the waist and threw her underneath some bushes alongside Aragorn. She dove in besides them and clamped a hand around Trinity2's mouth. " Quiet," she hissed as the dragons flew overhead. Trinity ar*ched her eyebrow at the two figures clinging to the dragons legs. Odd, she thought. Soon they were gone. " We are in great danger here," Aragorn muttered as they stood to their feet. " I don't know how we can get out," Trinity muttered as she thought deep thoughts. Trinity2 stared blankly into space. Aragorn looked at the ground. A cricket chirped. " I've got it!" yelled Trinity2, startling both Trinity and Aragorn. " Oh, this I have GOT to hear," Trinity muttered. " Why don't we just get dragons of our own?" she asked incrediously. " She does have a point..." Aragorn remarked. As he said this, a large gold dragon landed on the ground next to them. It looked at Trinity with it's big liquid amber eyes. Ride me, it said. " Come on!" Trinity said as she ran for the creature. Aragorn followed hesitantly. Trinity latched onto his wrist and drug him up behind her. Trinity2 followed, and soon they were airborn.
(OOC. I have read a bit of the dragons of Pern...)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 17, 2004 10:50:34 GMT -5
"WHEEEEEEE!!!!" Jandalf screamed, trying to scrabble up the dragon's leg.
"Wait a minute," said Obi-Wan, suddenly realizing Anakin was hanging on to his ankle. "Padawan! When did you get here?"
"Four posts ago, Master!" yelled Anakin. "You mean you didn't notice when I landed on you on the sandworm?"
"Uh...no. Sorry, Anakin...here." Obi-Wan levitated all three of them onto the dragon's back.
Jandalf grinned, enjoying this immensely, and tapped the shoulder of the Elf in front of her, who just so happened to be Maeggaladiel. "Hi, Maeg!! Hi, Frodo!! How's life?"
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