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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 18, 2004 1:07:45 GMT -5
((Good, Trinity. Remember, your dragon's name has to end with 'th'... hmmm... a queen dragon. Nice. I went with a smaller one... I didn't want a queen.))
Tiana screamed happily. "I HAVE A REALLY COOL GREEN DRAGON!!!!" she screamed. "YYYAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!" Suddenly, her dragon spoke in her mind... as usual. How come there are more people riding me? Anaath asked.
Tiana quirked her eyebrows. Say wha...? She peered around behind her, and nearly fell off at the site of Maeggaladiel, Frodo, Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Jandalf hanging on behind her, not to mention the fact that the Death Gate was open behind them, and the Dragon Snakes were trying to come into Narnia... which was odd, being that they shouldn't've been able to come into Narnia...
Can you carry this many people? Tiana asked.
Of course, Anaath answered, sounding puturbed that Tiana would think that she couldn't carry an Elf, one Hobbit, Two Jedi, and a Padawan, not to mention Tiana, her rider...
"Hi, master!" Tiana exclaimed. "Hi, master Obi-Wan! What happened to the Worm... sandstorm... thing...?" She peered closer back, and suddenly noticed a large Gold dragon take flight, too far behind them for her to tell who the rider was. "Oh great," she muttered. "Hopefully that's not Wyerwoman Lessa to get on my case about timing it again."
"Hold on tight!" Tiana exclaimed. "We're off to see the wizard... err... ummm... I mean, we're off to... somewhere. Hey, where are we going, anyhow? I can't take us between unless I know where we're headed!"
***
Anakin grinned happily at his master's confusion. "I can't believe you didn't notice me," he huffed. "I landed on your sandstorm five posts ago!" He grinned, and unwrapped some warheads labled the Candies of Certain Doom (no garlic), and proceeded to eat them.
***
Qui-Gon was on the Falcon still. He felt something coming (Agent Smith, post and go on the Falcon). Anakin would be safe, he hoped, unless the foolish young Padawan decided to eat the Candies of Certain Doom...
Then suddenly something came to him. He was suppose to be dead! The idea intrugued him, but he didn't get it. That would've explained where his lightsaber went then... He wondered whether Obi-Wan was still mad at him for eating garlic... he remembered quite well Obi-Wan moving into Jandalf's appartment for some time after he had ate garlic.
He had a bad feeling about everything.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 18, 2004 11:08:53 GMT -5
Jandalf waved happily at Tiana. "Why is the dragon talking in my head?" Without waiting for the answer, she suddenly stood up and sang, "WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!!"
Deciding that he should probably do something so Jandalf wouldn't fall off the dragon, and thinking singing would be fun again anyway, Obi-Wan stood up and they leaned against each other as they continued to sing. "BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUSE, BECAUUUUUSE!!! BECAUSE OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES!!!! (music) WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD...THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OOOOOZZZZ!!!"
Finished, they both sat down again.
Jandalf sniffled, as she had hayfever and had inconveniently inhaled some pollen. "By the bye, Padawan, it's a sandworm, not a sandstorm. Kull wahad...I hate allergies..." She sneezed violently, almost falling off the dragon.
Obi-Wan managed to catch her again, and hauled Anakin the rest of the way up, as his Padawan seemed to be slipping off somewhat as well. "Anakin, you must be more careful. Those warheads are distracting you."
"Mmmphhh," replied Anakin, whose mouth was full of very sour candy. His eyes began to water and he smiled happily. How he loved warheads...
Then Obi-Wan gasped. "I forgot to call Qui-Gon!" He quickly whipped out his comlink and punched in the Jedi Master's personal number. "Master? Are you there? I'm sorry I forgot to call...I was somewhat preoccupied with the sandworms and dragons and Jandalf..."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 19, 2004 17:53:03 GMT -5
Qui Gon jumped as his comlink suddenly buzzed off with his favorate song: Into the West. He blushed, and quickly answered the pho... err.. COMLINK! "Hello? Padawan?" He glared at Obi-Wan through the comlink. "WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY HAVE A PADAWAN TRAILING AFTER YOU?" he paused, and listened to Obi-Wan. "You were with Jandalf? THAT explains a lot..."
***
Tiana glared at her master, who was singing out quite loudly. "Master...." she rolled her eyes, and awaited the completion of the song, during which she forced herself to listen, and not fall off again. Instead though, Jandalf nearly fell off, and Obi-Wan had to catch the less-then-diminutive Jedi Master... again. Tiana sighed. Her master could ride a Sandworm, but not a dragon... sigh. "The dragon is talking in your head?" she asked. "You can hear Anaath talking?!" Tiana shook her head. "Cool..."
In the meantime, Anakin stuffed his face with warheads, and nearly fell off the dragon.
"Where are we going, anyhow?" asked Tiana. "Can SOMEONE answe so that we can get out of here!"
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Post by Trinity on Jun 19, 2004 19:19:38 GMT -5
Trinity rode her dragon, Laleth, with Aragorn clinging behind her. Trinity2 disappeared because her time in regular earth was up, much to the happiness of Trinity. Riding a dragon was a new experience for Trinity. " Could you slow down a little bit?" she begged as the dragon winged swiftly along. " No, we must hurry" the dragon answered in her mind. Trinity clung to the dragon's neck. " Why must we hurry?" Trinity asked. " Because they cannot get the Gummi Bears!" Laleth answered as they continued onwards. " Sheesh, does EVERYONE know about the Gummi Bears?" Trinity wailed out loud. Aragorn, who had been looking oddly at Trinity throughout the entire conversation because, of course, he could only hear one side, said, " Does the dragon know now, too?" Trinity glared at him to shush him up. " Yes, everyone knows. If you do not wish for your friend to think you are losing your mind, try to comunicate to me through your thoughts. And tell him to adjust his sword, as it is poking me in the side!" Laleth said. Trinity turned to Aragorn. " Fix your sword, you are hurting her," she ordered. Aragorn pulled at his sword and relieved Laleth's discomfort. " Where are we going?" Trinity asked in her head. " A place where you will be safe," Laleth answered. Trinity remained silent for some time. She was so engrossed in her own thoughts theat she did not notice when the air around her began to shimmer. " Trinity!" Aragorn said in alarm. She started and questioned the dragon " What is happening?" " Alas, our time to part has come!" Lalaeth thought back, and suddenly disappeared. Trinity and Aragorn were suspended in mid air for a moment and the night sky swallowed them up. Both hit the hard ground unceremoniously. A lot of clanging and banging was going on. " Aragorn, where are we?" Trinity asked as she dodged an arrow. " This is Helm's Deep!" Aragorn replied jsut as a mightly blast shook the ground. Both were thrown flat on their faces.
(OOC: Is that good? Narnia was getting a bit boring)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 21, 2004 10:48:07 GMT -5
Obi-Wan paused. "How can you see me through a comlink? It doesn't have a holoprojector. Oh, well...I'll see you later, Master. Jandalf's trying to hug me again." He signed off with a click.
Jandalf finished singing again, and tapped the dragon's back. "Hey, how are you talking in my head?"
Suddenly, a massive shock wave overtook all who were riding on the dragon Anaath. They managed to stay on but were shocked at the very un-Matrix-like scenery unfolding beneath them...
"HELM'S DEEP!!" Jandalf screamed, and pointed at another dragon. "LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S TRINITY!!!"
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 1, 2004 1:42:51 GMT -5
Tiana jumped up, much to the dismay of her dragon. "IT'S TRINITY... now... at last... I shall achieve my goal of world domination... by getting... THE GUMMIE BEARS OF DOOM!!!!" She grinned, as her voice echoed throughout the whole battle scene that they had landed in, and distracted all the Urak-hai enough for all the elves to kill them.
"GO GIMLI!!!" she screamed, and then turned to Jandalf. "Anaath is talking in your head?"
Yes... I suppose so, Anaaith answered.
Hmm... cool. Hey, master, how come you can hear us talking telepathy? Tiana realized that her master probably didn't know either, and shrugged. "Oh well..."
She is like the MasterHarper.
Tiana smiled. "Yes, I suppose so... you can hear Anaath probably because you are a Jedi, with Jedi mind powers." She shrugged. "How am I suppose to know anything? Now, if you don't mind, I have to take over the world!"
***
Qui-Gon shook his head. "Padawans. I must speak to this Jandalf, and tell her to stop hugging Obi-Wan right when I was going to get to a plot device. HAN, TAKE THIS THING TO HELMS DEEP, we're going in!"
*theme music*
In the meantime, Agent Smith appeared, and took Anakin hostage.
*more theme music*
And Celebrian had better post Agent Smith's actions, or else I'll let Anakin kill him.
*yet even more theme music*
"No discussions in the story line, Padawan," Jandalf instructed.
Tiana sighed very much like a Skywalker, and went off to steal the Gummie bears of DOOM, while everyone was left to wonder how the scene had changed without any devider line.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 2, 2004 14:37:49 GMT -5
"Now," announced Jandalf, when she had finished instructing her Padawan as to the proper use of discussions, "I shall hug Obi-Wan once more."
*another bit of theme music as Obi-Wan is hugged*
"Well," said Obi-Wan, "it's not all that bad, really."
Jandalf snatched the comlink from him. "So there, Master Jinn! I'm like the MasterHarper (whoever that is). They said so themselves. I'll hug Obi all I want!" And she signed off with a click, and turned to her Padawan. "Why do you wish to steal those Gummie Bears of Doom, anyway?"
***
Han grumbled in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon. Sure, he raked in a lot of credits for transporting these Jedi types, but it almost wasn't worth it...
The Corellian freighter swooped in over Helm's Deep, and Han yelled back into the ship, "WE'RE THERE!!"
Qui-Gon rushed into the cockpit, and he, Han, and Chewie gaped at the sight of thousands of dead Uruk-hai, two flying dragons with passengers, and a huge and gigantic primitive-looking fortress.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 2, 2004 18:14:11 GMT -5
Qui-Gon rolled his eyes. "So what if you can hear dragonic voices in your head, like MaspterHarper Robinton..." He pulled out his comlink, and screamed into it, "THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU CAN MARRY MY PADAWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He then proceeded to turn dark, even though there IS no DarkSide, and tie up Han Solo, making Audreidi very angry, as Han was her co-author.
Suddenly the Jedi stopped. "Hey, how come there's a bunch of dead Urak-hai, two dragons (one of which is very overloaded, I might say), and a very primitive looking fortress." He untied Han. "WHY ARE THEY ALL DEAD?!"
*theme music plays dark and forebodingly in background*
***
Tiana blinked *theme music stops* *crickets chirp* "Well... I want to become powerful, so that all love me and despair," she said to Jandalf, who was hugging Obi-Wan. "Good enough?"
Anakin appeared behind her. "But... I love you and despair... isn't that good enough?"
Tiana turned towards him. "You... LOVE ME?!" She screamed, and fainted.
Anakin shook his head. "Do I get the feeling that I wasn't suppose to tell her that?"
*violin music plays in background, and all the Riders of Rohan sigh* "Awwwwwwwwwww... isn't it so sweet?"
*triumphant music plays, as suddenly Gandalf, and all the Riders of Rohan appear over a crest in a hill* A little hobbits voice is heard over all the racket. "Now... what was that about never being late?"
Tiana then proceeded to fall off her dragon, because she was unconscious.
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Post by Trinity on Jul 3, 2004 22:44:56 GMT -5
Trinity watched in amusement as Gandalf appeared on the ridge and began charging down to obliterate the orcs. " Nice," she said with a grin as the battle ended. It had been a good show because she and Aragorn had good seats on the top of the door to Helm's Deep. Aragorn muttered something about getting out of there. " What was that?" Trinity asked as she leaned forward. " We had better get out of here before I see myself or something even more horrible happens," he said louder. " Oh, okay," Trinity replied as she began to turn. Suddenly the air behind her warped and *gasp* Neo appeared! " Neo!" Trinity said in delight as she ran forward to hug him. " Trinity, are you alright?" he asked after the hug. " I'm fine..." she trailed off. Neo noticed that her eyes were fixed on someone behind him. He turned and *gasp* up rode Legolas in all his shining glory! Or maybe that was the sun glinting off his suspiciously clean and shiny blonde hair? No matter. " Who are you?" Neo asked, quite upset over the fact that Trinity was, well, to be blunt, staring quite intently at him. " Legolas of Mirkwood," Legolas answered, galring angrily at Neo, who had an arm around Trinity. This would have all escalated to a giant fistfight if Tiana hadn't landed right on top of Legolas at that very moment...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 3, 2004 23:14:01 GMT -5
"PADAWAN!!!" Jandalf gasped. She had jumped off the dragon, Obi-Wan in tow, to rescue her fallen Padawan. Now on the ground, she lifted Tiana's unconscious form from Legolas. Obi-Wan lost his balance at the sudden movement and tripped, landing heavily on the already winded Elf.
"Are you okay, Padawan?" Jandalf asked anxiously, laying Tiana on the walltop above the door carefully, ignoring the aftermath of the previously raging battle all around them. "I don't have to get Anakin down here to hug you, do I?"
Obi-Wan managed to get up, and offered a hand to Legolas to help pull him up. "Awfully sorry about that."
***
Han rolled his eyes as Qui-Gon tied him, and untied him. "You finished yet? Audreidi's going to be awfully ticked off if you try that again."
Qui-Gon ignored him at the familiar voice emanating from his comlink.
"I'M GOING TO MARRY YOUR PADAWAN WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! SO THERE!!!"
Suddenly the violin music came from one of Han's computers, and it brought a tear to the eyes of the smuggler captain as well as the Jedi.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 3, 2004 23:33:50 GMT -5
Tiana sat up suddenly. "N... no no no no no NO! YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANAKIN TO HUG ME IN FRONT OF ALL OF ROHAN!!!" she screeched. "I'M OKAY, ALL RIGHT?! And... master, did you just jump off of a dragon to save me here? And did I just fall 543 meters, or am I mistaken at the lenght of that fall, due to the process of weight and mass, caluclated by x times z square rooted by the number 56 as aposed to 356's lightsaber... ah, never mind. I told you I didn't do math."
Anyone who might've possibly been worryed about the Padawan relaxed, because she was OBVIOUSLY back to normal again, as usual. Including the tenacy to talk far too much.
"Hey, can I go and jump on Legolas again? I need to go and steal the GUMMIE BEARS OF SMITE!!!"
***
Anakin relaxed from his viewpoint on top of Tiana's dragon, and then suddenly wondered how he had gotten there, being as a moment before he HADN'T been there. *theme music plays*
He shrugged. "WOO HOO!!! I'M RIDING A DRAGON!!!!"
***
Qui-Gon shrugged at the loud voice emited from his comlink, and screamed back, once the violin music stopped playing in the background. "WELL, I SAID THAT YOU CAN'T MARRY MY PADAWAN!!! SO THERE!!! PPPPBBBBTTTTTHHH!!! YOU'RE TOO IMMATURE!!!!" Stopping, and turning off him comlink with a click, he turned to Han. "Really sorry about that, Solo... I wasn't trying to make Audreidi mad!"
Theme music began to play... Aniron, to be exact... as Han sighed at the mention of Audreidi.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 5, 2004 16:49:18 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in a land far, far away, Jandalf's twin sister was getting verrry lonely. Han had said he would return...two days ago.
Audreidi sighed, and picked up her comlink, dialing Jandalf's number and cutting off Qui-Gon's transmission in the process while he was in the middle of shouting. "Hello?"
"Hey," came Jandalf's voice from the other end. "Mind making it short? My Padawan's freaking out."
Audreidi distinctly heard a familiar voice in the background: "I AM NOT FREAKING OUT!! PPPPBBBTTHHH!!"
"Oh," she said. "I was just wondering if you could Kavamm me into the Falcon."
***
At the other end, Jandalf stared at her comlink. "Uhh...okay...what rhymes with Falcon?"
Everyone was silent.
"Uh-huh. Right, then, what rhymes with Han?"
"Con," said Tiana.
"Swan," said Legolas.
"Pecan," said Audreidi.
"Okay...lessee...Kibbles that can Con, A Swan Eating a Pecan, Send Audreidi Into the Falcon with Han."
There was a distant sound that was eerily similar to 152763 people saying "kavamm".
Jandalf grinned. "Hope that worked."
***
Aniron continued to play as Han and Audreidi slowly ran together like that Verizon commercial, arms wide open, then caught each other and spun around in a circle.
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Post by Trinity on Jul 5, 2004 17:58:52 GMT -5
"Hmm.. I think we had better be leaving while we have the chance," Aragorn said. Trinity stared down at the unconcious elf. " Come on, Trin," Neo said, somewhat tiredly as he scooped Trinity into his arms and grabbed Aragorn's wrist. Riples flowed out from under his combat boots and his cloak fly out oh - so - coolly. Then he blasted upwards like superman!! Aragorn hung on for dear life as he hurtled through the stratoshere at speeds he didn't know were humanly possible and really wished weren't. Trinity held on the Neo calmly because she was used to this. Suddenly, a bright light flared out in fron of them. " I gotta go down!" Neo shouted. They begna to descend into a dusty desert like area. When the dust cleared, trinity looked around what seemed to be a large arena filled with large insects. " Gross," she muttered under her breath as she took it all in. To her right there were three pillars with people tied to them. She turned to find Neo and saw that he was gone! Where he had been standing was a note. " Had to go, be back soon. STAY WITH ARAGORN!! -Neo" she read aloud in disgust. " Great, so he is gone! Figures!" she yelled as she angrily tore the little note into tiny pieces. " Trinity," Aragorn said very quietly. " Of all the time to leave, too. I mean, who knows what's going to happen next!" she continued to rant. " TRINITY!" Aragorn said again, quite louder too, as you can tell by the capitol letters. " WHAT?!" she yelled angrily as she turned on him. " Look," he said as he pointed a trembling finger to where some gates were being opened in the side of the arena. A different creature walked out of each one. One was big and green and had a Praying Mantis - like appearance. The other looked like a rhino, and the third was a large rat - tailed cat with more than two eyes. All had three things in common: sharp teeth, sharp claws, and a bad temper. " They don't look very nice," Trinity muttered as the creatures, disregarding the people tied to the post in favor of a chase, began to circle in on her and Aragorn. " Get out your gun!" Aragorn yelled as he pulled out his sword. Trinity reached into her belt and pulled out *dun dun duh* her orange squirt gun! " I don't think this is going to work," she said as she squirted Aragorn in the face with it. He spluttered indignantly and pulled a knife out of his belt. " Hmm.. this is kind of little. Got a bigger one?" she asked as she held it. " NO!!" he yelled as he struck out at the rat - cat, which was getting adventurous. " We're in trouble," she muttered as the big praying mantis neared her...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 7, 2004 15:19:28 GMT -5
Then, just as the praying mantis creature, also known as an acklay, was about to attack...
Snap-hiss hummm
" Don't worry," yelled Obi-Wan as he cut off the acklay's legs one by one. "I've dealt with these pests before." Then just as he had killed it, he stopped in his tracks. "What the..."
Suddenly the entire company, dragons and all, were in the Geonosian arena, along with the three figures tied to three of four pillars at the ground.
Obi-Wan stared at himself. "Not again."
Jandalf gasped. "TWO Obi-Wans!" Quickly, she got out her orange lightsaber and cut the chains of the three chained figures, who happened to be Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Padmé.<br> The reek and nexu, which were respectively the rhino-thing and the four-eyed cat-thing, were getting somewhat agitated at this point, seeing all the people with weapons and dragons and other stuff...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 7, 2004 20:57:07 GMT -5
Tiana proceeded to freak out, along with her dragon. Because of this little fact, they both flew into a time window, and disappeared into nothingness... Tiana's skill with random windows worked against her as they disappeared... of course leaving everyone else behind. Last words? "DYE, YOU FOOLS!" she screamed. And then was gone, along with Anaath.
Anakin stared at himself, and at Padmé. He sighed. "Sigh." Looking around at everyone else, he drew his lightsaber, and entered the battle.
"Two of Kenobi?" Count Dooku fumed. "In using quantam phisics (can't spell), this was never suppose to happen! They were suppose to die this time!"
***
"AHHHHHHHHHHH..." Tiana spiraled towards the ground, in time to be caught by Anaath. "Whatever happened?" she murrmured. "Bad window..."
Where are we?
Anaath, I don't know. It doesn't LOOK like the arena... and Anakin and them are all gone... Tiana blinked, and looked around, just in time to see a girl fall from a cliff, and a man jump after her. Anaath!
I'm going!
The dragon dove in after the girl, and caught the two before they hit the water. Tiana stared at them in wonder... it was Elizabeth Swann, and Jack Sparrow!
***
Qui-Gon sighed. That Audreidi... and Han. He sighed again. Suddenly, the Falcon began to shake, as color swirled around them. "What's happening?" he demanded.
"I don't know!" Han answered, leaving Audreidi for a moment, as the three took places at the front. "Don'tfall apart on me now..."
And then it stopped, and they were in the arena, along with everyone else.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 10, 2004 15:39:38 GMT -5
Audreidi gasped. "What in Kessel is going on here? This is the Geonosian execution arena."
"EXECUTION ARENA??" Qui-Gon panicked, seeing his Padawan outside in it...although there were two of them. One had a beard, and one had a Jandalf...
However, Jandalf did not stay put for long. Her temper at Dooku's confusion and misspelling rose, and she climbed quickly up to the very top of the balcony, and punched him solidly in the nose.
"NOT 'quantam phisics'," she screamed at the hapless Sith. "Q-U-A-N-T-U-M SPACE P-H-Y-S-I-C-S!!!!! HAVE YOU GOT THAT??"
Dooku cowered.
[glow=red,5,300]"I SAID, HAVE YOU GOTTHAT??!!??"[/glow]
Dooku nodded.
Fuming, Jandalf leapt off the balcony to land back beside Obi-Wan, while the distinct sound of a giggling Narrator resounded throughout the arena--it seemed awfully like a certain coughTianacough giggle, directed at the Count, who now had a bloody nose.
The PG Filter faerie flew down and attacked Jandalf for attacking Dooku, but only then realized she was violating her own rules, and left in a flutter.
"WHERE'S MY PADAWAN?" shouted Jandalf, slamming her staff down on the ground.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 10, 2004 21:00:56 GMT -5
Tiana, of course, couldn't answer Jandalf's shout, being as she had fallen into the Carribean. Nor could Anakin, being as he didn't KNOW what had happened to his "girlfriend". For that matter, neither could Anaath, as she was with Tiana. Everyone was confuzzled.
***
"WHY ARE WE IN AN EXECUTION ARENA?!" screamed Qui-Gon, finally sorta understanding what was going on. "How come Obi-Wan has MY lightsaber?! And how come MY master has turned Sith, and Jandalf is attacking him?! JANDALF, YOU ARE NOT MARRYING MY PADAWAN IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE SO VIOLENT AT TIMES!"
The narrator giggled, sounding very much like Tiana, even though that wasn't possible, as Tiana was staring at an unconscious Elizabeth at the moment, and facing Governor Swann's wrath as he screamed at her for kidnapping his daughter.
Anakin was staring at himself, and Padmé, of course...
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Post by Trinity on Jul 10, 2004 21:28:07 GMT -5
Trinity and Aragorn watched all the happenings from a distance. " Aren't they all the people who want the Gummi Bears of Smite?" she asked Aragorn. " Yes," he answered. Trinity nodded. " I think we had better be going then,' she said as she began to lead Aragorn down a dark hallway. Suddenly, portal opened in front of htem and they walked right through it! Trinity felt herself falling. She and Aragorn fell flat on their backs. Trinity pulled herself up and found herself facing a very disgusting drunken man. " Well, ain't you the pretty one?" he asked, reaching for her arm. " Touch me, and that hand will never touch anything ever again," Trinity snarled as she smacked his hand away. The drunk wandered away, clutching his bottle and mumbling in a drunken way. " Disgusting locals," she muttered as she looked around at the dark town they had landed in. Suddenly, the building next to her exploded. Cannon fire was heard throughout the bay. " Come on!" Aragorn yelled as people began screaming and running. Trinity turned and came face to face with a pirate. He lifted a pistol and prepared to fire. Trinity leapt into teh air (slow motion, of course) and kicked the pistol from his hand. When she landed, she threw two swift punches into his face, toppling the pirate like a rock. " Let's go," she said with a slight grin of statisfaction. When she turned, she was facing Will Turner. Both stared, Trinity because he looked somewhat like Legolas, and he because of her clothing. " You seem vaguely familiar somehow..." Trinity muttered just as Will was kncoked upside the head...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 10, 2004 22:45:36 GMT -5
In the Carribean, strange things had happened. Govenor Swann had decided to lock her and Jack up randomly into a cell. That HAD to be the day that they were attacked by random cursed pirates. Tiana glared at everything. It FIGURED that her dragon couldn't get through to her, and she couldn't sense her master ANYWHERE. Or Anakin, for that matter. She sat in the corner, as far away from the pirates as she could, wishing for the life of her that Norrington hadn't taken her lightsaber. "Filthy pirates," she muttered. Just at that moment, a cannon ball came flying at the wall, putting a rather large hole in it, where the other, and more crude pirates were able to escape from.
She glared at them, and attempted to meditate, in the hopes to get her mind off of this annoyingness of begin captured. "Sithspawned pirates."
Hearing Jack glare at her back, she shifted slightly. "Add Norrinton, and Swann to that list," she muttered. "Thinking that I was a pirate... yeah... suuuuuuure. If I could get my hands on him..." Tiana continued glaring at the wall, as if her very gaze could incinerate it.
***
Anakin was still staring at Padmé. "She's so.... pretty..." His eyes grew big, making O's. "Whoa...."
Padmé slapped him. "I have a boyfriend," she huffed, walking away with the other Anakin.
"Awwwwwww..."
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jul 12, 2004 0:33:36 GMT -5
Maeggaladiel watched the group of Jedi, elves, Kings, pilots, agents, and dragons with an emotionless expression. Her eyebrow had raised slightly when they had come to Helm's Deep, recognizing her home, but she said nothing. Not even when they appeared in some sort of arena had she spoken. Silently she slipped from her dragon's back and walked across the arena, ignoring the battling humans and beasts. Frodo followed.
"Our plot is working, mistress?" the hobbit whispered, his voice suddenly devoid of its normal stupidity. The elf woman nodded grimly.
"Yes," she said. "They know nothing of our greater purpose. They think us to be innocent operatives of the Society."
For a moment, they watched the battle. Monsters attacked men, men attacked monsters. The one named Tiana disappeared, probably into another dimension of the Matrix.
"A beautiful thing, this Matrix," murmured Maeggaladiel. "So dark, so powerful. And it shall be mine." Her lips cracked into a small smile, dark and sinister. These creatures did not know her true purpose.
The GUMMI BEARS OF DOOM could indeed create an Ultimate Eyeglass, whose power could cure teh Nearsighted Elves. It could also be used for a greater purpose. It could be used to manipulate the Matrix, giving its bearer ultimate power over time and space. This was her true purpose.
Borrowing from a different book series, Maeggaladiel opened her hand and spoke a mixture of Charter Marks and Free Magic. They burned her tongue as they rolled into the air, but she ignored the sensation. A door opened in the fabric of timespace. Smiling darkly, Maeggaladiel and Frodo went inside. Time for part two of their plan.
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