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Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 27, 2004 18:59:39 GMT -5
Hey, and welcome to the world of Pirates... but this is no ordanary RPG... welcome to oddness... *grin* In this world, anything can happen. OOC, and AU all you want... Pull out your lightsaber, and pop on in to commandeer a few ships, and have some rum while you're at it. Welcome to the oddness, Jack Sparrow... Feel free to stick in some agents, Jedi, and hobbits... anything goes... as long as it's PG. -Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Mar 30, 2004 21:57:02 GMT -5
Phwip-dee-doo. Yoda suddenly heard a loud KAVAMM, accompanied by a hefty dose of orange smoke, and found himself aloft in a crow's nest...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Mar 31, 2004 1:08:04 GMT -5
...Anakin's garlic suddenly heard a loud kavaam... wait, garlic can't hear... drat...
Okay fine, but the garlic was kavaamed into a pirate ship... and killed... well, knocked unconscious anyhow... Jack Sparrow.
Tiana rolled her eyes. "Oops?" The Jadi Padawan with green hair that had a knack for into trouble shrugged. "Oh well."
(OOC: This takes place after Attack of the Garlic, the second chappie in our fanfiction story, not yet posted here: Paint Wars. I love to use Tiana, so use her, I will!)
Suddenly, the smell of 152763 garlic plants mixed with arsenic wafted though the ship, and orange smoke covered the area with a strange orangy mist.
"Akkk! Anakin's GARLIC!!!!" screamed Tiana. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
All the pirates looked up, at the garlicy menace that had planted itself onto the ship, and had heart attacks.
"Aye!" said Will.
"But where did all the rum go...?" asked Jack, who had woken up. Then he seen the garlic, and passed out.
Will and Tiana both noticed a greenish... although also Neon Pink figure in the crowsnest.
"Akk!" said Tiana. "It's Master YODA!"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Apr 19, 2004 21:23:46 GMT -5
Jandalf stared down at a certain diminuitive Jedi Master up in the crow's nest. "Master Yoda? What are you doing here? ...Wait...what am I doing here?" "Know, I do not." Yoda scratched his neon pink head, and attempted to peer over the edge of the lofty crow's nest. "Smell garlic, I do." "Oh, no..." Jandalf plugged her nose. "I'bve gotd a bad pfeeligg aboudt dis."
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Apr 19, 2004 21:31:16 GMT -5
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THE GARLIC HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN!!!!!!!!" screamed Tiana, if that wasn't already obvious. "IT'S TAKING OVER THE SHIP!!!!! COMMANDER NORRINGTON!!!... wait, we don't want him... MASTER!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT RHYMES WITH AIR FRESHENER????????????? Wait... is my master even here...? Ah well, who cares... HI, MASTER YODA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!??? GET DOWN OR THE GARLIC OF DOOM WILL KILL YOU.... wait... I KNOW WHERE THE GARLIC IS... MASTER YODA, GET RID OF THE GARLIC PIZZA NOW!!!!"
Tiana coughed, and realized that all the shouting had gone to her throat. "I have a bad feeling about this..." she whispered. "Cursed Red Pill..."
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Post by Empress Adrienne Gollumeyessss on May 9, 2004 21:46:30 GMT -5
Suddenly everyone sees something falling from the sky. Tiana: It's a bird! Jandalf: It's a plane! : No It's Caption Jill Sparrow. Savvy? Jill: Soooooo... Where am I? I took an asprin. At least I think I did... Grr. Those dratted red pills! ..... Oh, hi dad! Jack: Oh no!!! All the rum's gone!! We're doomed!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 9, 2004 23:15:36 GMT -5
(OOC: Well, we all know that you can't RPG anyhow, AGE... ooh, new name for you. So, let us continue in OUR style, Denal, since there is no one else POTC RPing. Mwha-ha-ha. So therefore, we shall write script, and no more RPG style. Ha! Welcome to the club, Denal, but I'll try to explain how the proper RPGs work next time I see you...)
"I have a bad feeling about this. Curse Red Pills forever!" announced Tiana
"Eat Red Pills, I shall," said Yoda, picking up one of the dreaded pills. "Hmmm... garlic flavored, they are not..."
"MASTER YODA, NO!" screamed Tiana, batting away the Red Pill. "THOSE THINGS ARE EVIL!" She pulled out a copy of Pippin and the Transporter Device, and Haldir's got a Laser Gun, and waved them under his nose. "SEE?!"
"Red pills? I love Red Pills. Drinks all around!" announced Jack, fainting from the garlic.
Anakin laughed.
Tiana snrked.
Jandalf growled, and kavaamed up some clothes pins, and air freshener.
"It's a conspriacy!" announced Tiana, happily waving around garlic. "Want some?"
(OOC: Does she ever learn?)
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Post by Galuwen Turner on May 18, 2004 23:32:56 GMT -5
A women came from below deck. Her red hair tucked under an old black hat. She wore thight black pants. And a white ruffled shirt. A small black corset was worn overtop. She also wore high heeled boats. She stared at the newcomers. "What are you doing on my ship? I do not take kindly to stowaways. Not on the my ship your not." Hearing someone clear his voice. she looked to her left. Seeing Jack and Will. "I beg your pardon. But it's my ship," Jack said. "My ship." "I helped you steal it," She replied. "Comandared." "Fine. I helped you barrow it. Then it's half mine." "Jack you know, this boat should be mine." "Captian, Captian Jack Sparrow." "Will?" She said turnning her attention to the young pirate. "You are not getting me into his again. Not this time," Will said as he pretended to be busy.
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Post by Trinity on May 19, 2004 12:35:54 GMT -5
A woman dressed all in black leather pulled herself over the side of the ship. " Urgh, I think my pants shrunk..." she mumbled as she squeezed the salt water out of her short blonde hair. " Excuse me, but who are you?" Jack asked curiously. " I am Evie, and I am from the Matrix," the girl answered as she waddled over to Jack (this is due to her shrunken pants). " The what?" Will asked. " It is a highly realistic computer program that..." Evie noted the blank look on the two men's faces. " Oh, never mind. Just know that I am here by mistake and need to find a way to get back to my world... And I am being chased by an Agent named Smith," she rambled. Jack and Will still looked blank. Evie sighed. This was not going well. " Look, can someone give me some clothes that actually fit?" she asked in exasepration.
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Post by Galuwen Turner on May 19, 2004 15:08:36 GMT -5
"Great more stowaways on my ship," She said, looking at the women with short pants. Jack whispered under his breath, "My ship, my ship." She stared coldly at Jack before turnning her attention back towards the women. "My name is Captain Gal Turner. I think I have what you need. I will show you to my quarters." Gal stared at Jack before showing her the way below deck.
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Post by Trinity on May 19, 2004 15:22:36 GMT -5
" Thank you so much!" Evie said happily, thankful that at least one person understood her. She followed the woman below deck.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on May 20, 2004 17:13:02 GMT -5
Tiana waved around garlic, took one look at the girl from the Matrix, and screamed: "NOOOOO!!! IT'S A MATRIX PERSON COME TO BRING AGENT SMITH UPON US... he hasn't really liked me since I stuck garlic in his programing..."
She grabbed Jill Sparrow, and pulled her up into the crows nest, forgetting that she was suppose to be afraid of hieghts. "We must hide, or doom shall fall upon us all!"
Jill: Why?
Tiana sighed. "Okay, then keep your sercets. But I know you're up to something.
Jill: Yeah, we are rather up.
"STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!!!!... wha......." Tiana fell out of the crows nest, and landed on top of Yoda, who was eating garlic pizza. Tiana rolled her eyes before following the others down the ship.
((This is a spoof, remember that.))
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on May 29, 2004 12:03:52 GMT -5
"Guys!!" screeched Jandalf. "GUYS!! WAITD! I'MB CUMBINGG!!" Still plugging her nose, she swung herself out of the crow's nest. "Oops." ...And plummeted down to the deck, where she landed on a confused Captain Jack Sparrow.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 2, 2004 14:43:48 GMT -5
A puff of smoke erupted on board, smelling of burning wood and... orange soda? When the smoke cleared, a dark figure stood on the deck, cloaked in black.
"'Ere, 'oo are you supposed to be?" demanded Jack, getting a little tired of strange people popping up on his ship.
The dark figure drew a sword and aimed the point at Jack's throat. Jack gave a nervous grin, the one he usually reserved for charming angry women and brownnosing his captors.
"My name is Maeggaladiel of the Four Eyes. You killed my father.... Prepare to die!" the voice came from inside the black hood. Jack paled.
"Really?" he asked. The sword lowered.
"No, not really," replied the voice. "I've just always wanted to say that." The figure lowered its hood, revealing a strange looking elf wearing glasses.
"Strange, you are," cackled Yoda. "Who you be?" The elf put on dark (perscription) sunglasses and held out two goblets.
"Drink the red rum and you will forget that I ever came here," she said darkly. "Drink the blue rum, and I'll tell you."
"You know that 'red rum' backwards is 'murder'?" asked Will suspiciously. Jack pushed him away.
"Rum is rum," he said, drinking both.
"Great," muttered Maeg. "Now what'll I do? The red rum will affect your memory--"
"Oy!" cried Jack, looking down into the empy goblet. "Where's the rum gone?!! Ere, 'oo are you?" Maeg slapped her forehead.
She looked past the braindead pirate to the others.
"Hey," she said. "It this shindig a private party, or can anyone join in the insanity?"
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Post by Trinity on Jun 2, 2004 16:27:07 GMT -5
Evie wlkaed up on deck and was immediatly confronted by Jack. " And who might you be, Miss?" he asked, obviously trying to be charming. " You really don't rememb3r?" Evie asked. " I think I would have rememb3red YOU," Jack replied slyly. Evie looked around accusingly. " Alright, how much rum has he - *gasp*" Evie gasped as she caught sight of the bottles of blue and red rum. " OMIGOODNESS!!" she shrieked, looking from the blue rum to Maegladiel. " You gave him BOTH?" she continued. Quickly, she began to rummage through a pouch she had attatched the her new unshrunked pants. She came up empty handed. " Oh, great, the only cure for this is a green M&M, and I am out!" she said in despair. " You mean he is stuck like this?" Will asked in distress. For good reason, too, for Jack had completely forgotten how to steer his ship! " Not if we get him an green M&M by day after tommorrow..." Evie said as she gazed off into the horizon. Will poked ehr shoulder after a minute and she snapped back to attention. " Alright, we need a plan!" she declared.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 3, 2004 10:39:06 GMT -5
Maeggaladiel crossed her arms and pouted.
"I didn't give both to him," she huffed. "I offered him a choice of one or the other. The big loser took 'em both."
Jack blinked as he saw the strange group aboard his ship.
"wooh," he muttered. "What've I been drinking?" He noticed the red and blue goblets on the ground.
"RUM!" he yelled with glee. To his dissapointment, they were both empty. Maeg slapped her head.
"Okay, so we need some green M&Ms before Jack-o goes wack-o for good. Anybody have some?" she looked around. Everyone avoided eye contact.
"Oohh Kaaaay," she said again through clenched teeth. "We'll just have to find some." Will gave a snort.
"Pardon me, miss, but where are we going to find M&Ms? IF you haven't noticed, we're in the MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN!!!"
Maeg looked around.
"Well, whaddaya know?" she exclaimed. "We ARE in the ocean." A coral reef appeared on the horizon.
"Um," began Maeg, "does anyone know how to steer this thing? Cuz I don't think coral reefs go well with wooden hulls." Jack looked up at the strange group.
"Ere," he demanded. "Oo are you?"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 4, 2004 20:21:30 GMT -5
"HA!!" barked Jandalf, rolling around on the deck and finally coming to a halt, jumping up in front of Captain Sparrow then wincing at his awful breath. "I KNOW HOW TO STEER A SHIP!!" She rooted around in her pocket. "Hmm...no M&Ms left. Guys, what rhymes with 'bag'? Maybe I'll be able to conjure some up."
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 7, 2004 10:51:48 GMT -5
"Bag," Maeg mused. "Uhn... Sag.. Lag... Mag... Hag... Nag... Rag.." "Nag," said Jack. "I already said that. Um.. Jag.." "Nag," Jack said again. "I told you, I just said that," said Maeg, getting angry. "How about 'Nag?'" asked Jack. He looked around. "Oy, oo are all of you?" "Okay, Jack, you're getting on my nerves." said Maeg. " Do any of those help, Jandalf?"
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 7, 2004 16:02:34 GMT -5
"Actually, I only needed three," Jandalf giggled, and put on her face of deep thought.
"Hmm...lessee...okay. Let's do this Lord of the Clings style." She cleared her throat. "Kibbles in Rags, Terribly Nagging Lags, Send Us Many Many Green M&M Bags!!"
There was a noise that sounded awfully like 152763 people saying: KAVAMM!!!
Large bags of green M&Ms began raining down on their heads as Jandalf grinned happily. "Howzat? Will you let me steer the ship now?"
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Jun 10, 2004 16:29:02 GMT -5
Maeg grabbed a handful of green M&Ms and shoved them into Jack's mouth.
"Eat. Remember. Stop being annoying." she ordered. Jack chewed and swallowed.
"OY! You, Jandalf! Git away from the helm, you crazed wizardy-person!" he bellowed, shooing her away. "My ship! Mine!!"
"Well, he's back to his old, charming self," grumbled Maeg. "Good job, Jandalf."
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