The Happy Nerd RPG

[Barnzo]

All right! You want complete insanity? Well, how about a really weird RPG?

The only rule is that you need to keep it G or PG! And, you need to be someone weird. The location is in our world. Just make your char sheet, and then post. If you want to talk off-topic about it, like if you have questions or something, just go to my website . . . I really hope that this will work.

Name: Greg Johnson
Gender: Male
Age: 15
About: He was born a nerd. In fact . . . he was born with glasses on. He is always picked on. Always. He loves cheese and he is just a plain unique Steve Urkel-type kid. Oh, and he is always happy.
Location: NEW YORK, New York
Appearance: Tall. Nerdy glasses that are huge. Thin. Always combed-over hair. NERD!

[Tiana, eh?]

Right... (pops in as admin)

Typical MEI conduct rules, please—no sexual content, violence should stay mild, and language down to minimal. No flaming, trolling, cybering, be nice in OOC, OOC in double brackets, narrative third-person if possible... yeah...

Two threads, please, BJ? Normally for one thread RPs we don't do character sheets (MEI requires nasty character sheets for the big RPs... look at them, they're intense (but not that hard to fill out)), so can I ask that you have a "registry" thread too? Or just skip character sheets entirely... (shrugs) No one's ever asked for character sheets to be posted in RPs like these before.

And... um... being as we're naturally a "canonical twisting" site, indicate whether or not we have to stick to ALL Terran characters, or if we can use characters from other worlds... heh heh. (is g33k) Welcome to MEI! Join our other RPGs, we NEED you... um... yeah.

[/OOC]

Name: Ariane Calthye
Gender: Female
Age: (shrugs) Adult. Don't ask her her age, sheesh.
Personality: Cynical, annoying, irritable, seems to be on PMS all the time for the amount of mood swings she goes through, don't ask her about her past, don't ask her about her husband, don't ask her if she sucks blood...
About: Plays electric guitar in a band with a bunch of other crazy people, writes, paints. At least, if you ask for her NORMAL side, anyway. Oh, and she can't cook worth three cents. And thinks that there's narrators. (the mentioned narrator who will try remember to post here again...)
Location: Well... Canada, but we'll find some way for everyone to be TOGETHER AT LAAAAAAAAAAST. (cough) (Coruscant/Rohan/Metruis/Shadow Realms/The City/she's very adaptable to other plots)
Appearance: 5"1, dark brown eyes, purpleish hair, fairly elf-like build, hair that's generally in eyes. Likes wearing Star Wars or Matrix (NOT Trinity) costumes. And ignore her ears. Yes, they are pointy. They're LAYTEX, at least, she says they are. (cough)

[Barnzo]

[OOC]

Okay, sorry. So this one should be for OOC and char sheets, right? And I should make a separate thread for the actual RPG? And, if it is okay with you, I will just not do char sheets. But please tell me what you think. Thanks! (Man, I feel dumb . . . lol)

[Tiana, eh?]

Don't feel dumb! (grins) You've never RPed here before, and everyone learns. It's not as if we jump on people for little mistakes. If you want character sheets, go ahead. Edit the first post's title for "Registry" or something, and then make an RPG thread to go along with it.

We don't have any rules against OOC in the game threads, though... just as long as it's seperated in brackets or [OOC] [/OOC], really. We don't do character sheets for these one-thread RPGs normally, really...

[Barnzo]

Thanks. I will just not do char sheets. Now we can begin the RPG. I will later. So you can start if you want, but I will be back.

[Skye Muad'Dib]

Name: Skye Onasi
Gender: Female
Age: mid-teens NOT TELLING! *hides age in deep dark closet*
Personality: Not very sociable or good at talking to complete strangers, so when she gets a friend she tends to be nice to that person. Sarcastic and makes jokes that sometimes even she doesn't fully understand
Location: The American south-west. No, she is NOT a cowboy.
Appearance: brown hair, usually parted to the side or in a half-pony tail, blue eyes under semi-big eyebrows that her mother wishes she would pluck more often. wears black t-shirts and jeans. 5'10

[Barnzo]

(Thanks for joining! Just so you know, I made a mistake. We will just not do char sheets)

Greg Johnson walks down the halls of his school. He stares in fear at the "bullies" walking around him. But to him, everyone was a bully.

He spots his friend, Tim Scott. He smiles a huge smile and giggles. Tim does the same. "Hi!" They both snort. Every time that they see each other, which is every day, they are extremely excited. Always. But the "bullies" are NOT joy-causing, of course. They skip over to each other.

"How have you been, Tim?" Greg asks.

"Well, and you?" Tim snorts back.

"The fear protrudes through the dialogue of me?" he asks, in a nerdy way.

"At times, yes. In this moment, slightly." their conversations were always this way.

"How is your new G4 63.4X 7 Gigabytes Dell Laptop?" Greg asks.

"Well. It is . . ." they both say this: " Only five ninety nine, ninety nine!"

They both laugh, extremely hard. Yes, they are true nerds.

[Cy Otauna]

(I'm a tad confused. So we are supposed to play our real selves, or an uber-nerd version of ourselves? Heh...)

[Padawan goober-shadowslayer]

Name:Jorge X. inyal
Gender:male
Age:13
personality: Very. . .unique. and proper. Timid, yet ''in''(well,with his ''nerdy'' friends)always random. never funny(well. . .the uniqueness of him is . . .funny)
location: out in the ''country''
appearance: Very tall 6'5. Always combs his brown hair to the side. wears suspenders. has a stash of pencils and pens in his shirts pocket. Hikes his shirt up very high.and as I said, his appearance is unique.

[Barnzo]

( We are just playing any nerd. If you want to play yourself as a nerd, you can. A HAPPY nerd. lol. I said, Goober, that we will not do char sheets here. Just post the RPG story here. We are skipping char sheets )