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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Oct 20, 2004 19:10:42 GMT -5
"Let's go to home depot to get a giant army of Cerabin from dunlind!" Pikcs up Vana and runs to the nearest home depot.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Oct 31, 2004 21:27:44 GMT -5
"EEEEEBAAAHHH!!" screeched Jandalf, and jumped into her Impregnable Blimp of Helium Wonder. She was too smart to pump it full of hydrogen, you see, and helium is nearly as light and one of the stable noble gases, to boot.
"THANK YOU, CHEMISTRY!! EEEBBAAAHHH!!" Wondering where that yell had come from, the orange Istari shrugged and started slowly zooming off to the horizon, heading west.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 1, 2004 15:52:33 GMT -5
Maeg stared down at the empy fort she had just infiltrated.
"Darn." she said forelornly. "It's not as much fun as I thought it would be." Sighing deeply, she crawled back out of the hole she dug and returned the shovel to Thorongil.
"Wait!" she cried. "What do my elven eyes see?" A cloud of black specks flew over the horizon. Maeg squinted.
"Um..." she began. "Um... Actually, they don't see too much. Lemmie wait until they come closer." Of course, they were the Crebain from Dunland that Echothepadawan had summoned from Home Depot, but Maeg, being nearsighted, had no way of knowing this. She couldn't even see Jandalf's blimp of Heliumness floating over the horizon.
"Wow, narrator," said Maeg crossly. "Make me sound blind, why don't you?"
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Nov 3, 2004 20:01:37 GMT -5
Attack the baloon my precioussss birds! ATTACK JANDALF! looks at aiudence. "don't know why we attack Jandalf, we just do." ATTACK FROMATION! all the cerabin land on the balloon... blimp.... thing and peck a big hole in the cover. The thing fell down to thte ground to meag and thon's Digging device.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 4, 2004 20:09:42 GMT -5
My Word, we have certianaly been busy haven't we. *pokes thor* you realize becasue you said I'd need to do alot more harrasing to get you to do anything you'll be harrased DAY and NIGHT and WHEN EVER I AM ON! ALL THE TIME!!! PREPARE FOR POINTLESS PM's ABOUT SHOVELS ! I WANT AN APPLICATION FORM!! IT"S NO FAIIIRRR!!!! *gets angrry* grrr... ohh a lighbulb. *is distracted*
Lard: this is why we no longer take her out shopping. *sigh*
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 5, 2004 11:15:05 GMT -5
Maeg: *pauses from her pout as she sees Van* VAN! I had the shovel! I dug and dug and dug and dug through Jandalf's fort and you didn't so there and... Oooh. Nice light bulb. *Stares*
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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 5, 2004 20:36:23 GMT -5
*starts to tear up* It's so beautiful! I ... am... touched... *breaks into tears and clings to Maeg* Why didn't I get to dig and dig and dig!? I am sooo happy for you.. Wow.....*mermerised by lightbulb again* it's...so...light... *prods it* owww *is shocked*
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Nov 9, 2004 19:00:58 GMT -5
Umm, where's jandalf's charred remains?
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Nov 20, 2004 13:11:51 GMT -5
I'm NOT CHARRED YET!!! (helium escaping from the blimp suddenly and illogically blows up) ...Okay, now I'm charred.
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Nov 20, 2004 19:48:49 GMT -5
Ding Dong! The Janalfs dead! Which Jan.. aww never mind. Hey why aren't you at the temple with your padawan?
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 22, 2004 14:20:51 GMT -5
Jandalf has exploded in a fiery burst! You know what that means! *gets out marshmallows* S'MORES!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Nov 22, 2004 20:57:20 GMT -5
*wails* MASTER!!!!! YOU CAN'T BE DEAD ON ME!!!!
Waitamoment... what do you mean, WHICH Jan... there's only one Jan on here, and that's JANDALF! MY MASTER! MINE! (sticks hands on hips and looks as menacing as a Hobbit can)
By the way, whenever we're at the Temple we cause problems. So we aren't there at the moment.
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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 22, 2004 21:16:55 GMT -5
Hobbit can be very menacing. I know. I am one. Wait...so are you. you should know that you can menace like a menacing menacer. oh my goodness.
i for one as a hobbit can look extremely menacing. *does the menacing face*
I get food for doing that face. O.o yes!
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Post by Cluge of the Grey on Nov 23, 2004 18:42:32 GMT -5
Be as menacing as you want! I cloned your master three times! One for the east, one for the west, ect., ect. Your real master is still alive, so pick which direction the real Jandalf is but if you guess incorretly the real Jandalf shall DYE!!! Then I'll kill her. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Choose Eowyn or I'll blow up ALL three directions with your precious master! MUHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Nov 23, 2004 21:30:18 GMT -5
[puts gun to Echo's head] Ah, but when you threatened Tiana and her precious master, you left out one thing... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, son.
I AM YOUR MOTHER! BUWHAHAHAHA!
Why am I threatening my son? Join me, and together we shall rule this middle-earth...
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 24, 2004 1:28:35 GMT -5
*Eyes get big* Wow. *starts eating marshmallows*
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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 24, 2004 20:28:41 GMT -5
Funny how things can take weird turns for better or worse. But today I am Napoleon, and not only am I him, oh no, I am the Intergalatic Napoleon, so instead of takeing over the world, i'll take over the universe. bwahahah! and i'll get thors shovel too. *sits next to Maeg and eats her marshmellows*
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Nov 25, 2004 0:38:03 GMT -5
*Mouth full of marshmallows* Phoo're 'Aphopheon? I phou' oo er Thky 'Apthain!
(Trans: You're Napolean? I thought you were Sky Captain!)
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Post by Thorongil on Nov 25, 2004 7:31:25 GMT -5
No you won't. The shovel is mine now as it always will be. Until I'm dead. You can have it then. Ooh, marshmellows! *Sits down on the other side of Maeg and starts eating*
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Post by Vanacoriel on Nov 25, 2004 17:50:27 GMT -5
I'm Napoleon and SKY CAPTIAN! thats just how it works. and no you'll never be able to hide your shovel from me thor. i will get it. you know this to be true. especially once i take over the world. duh. btw are you planning on dieing anytime soon? cuz that would save me alot of effort. *wishes thor would just give up and surrender the shovel to the mighty Sky Captain Vanacoriel Napoleon Took. * I really like my name, it used to be so short though...Vanacoriel... is now really long. *eats more marshmellows*
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