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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 25, 2004 21:08:46 GMT -5
:dartharagorn: :How dare you insult the way I look! :Yeah he's a GM now hes got power. :dartharagorn: :Shutup Gimli!!!!!! Mind your own buisnes!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 26, 2004 3:08:29 GMT -5
She wasn't insulting you, Mr. Aragorn.
*puts on best pouty face, which Tiana is very good at doing* But MAASSSSSTERRRRRRRR... WHY CAAAAAAN'T I STINK!!!!!!?!!!!!!!! And what is this world 'hygene'? Does it have something to do with jeans worn high, instead of low? I don't wear jeans, come to think of it...
Anakin: *throws bucket of soap, dye, and garlic at Tiana* If I'm going to be forced to marry you in The Garlic Strikes Back, I want you to at least smell nice!
Tiana: EEEEEWWWWWWW.... I'M COVERED IN SOAP, DYE, AND GARLIC... hmmmm... garlic.... *conspires* *sighs* Yes, master, I will wash before everyone in the Jedi Temple dies. Jeez, you'd think they could handle a slight smell. I mean, compaired to Obi-Wan's aftershave...
Anakin: Go and bathe, and STOP INSULTING MY MASTER!!!!
Tiana: *pouts* Fine... *hops off to showers, along with pink dye to plant in the shampoo bottles*
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 26, 2004 11:46:37 GMT -5
Looks like I the GM Of DOOM beat you to puting dye in the shampoo bottles.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHa
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 26, 2004 20:02:10 GMT -5
Obi-Wan: MY AFTERSHAVE DOES NOT STINK!!!
Jandalf: True. It's the shaving cream itself that raises that awful smell. Thank the stars for aftershave. Padawan, make sure you wash thoroughly. There are few worse things in this galaxy than a bride with B.O., all right?
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jun 27, 2004 1:05:14 GMT -5
*jumps up* I'M CLEAN!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!
No, really, I actually had a shower. And I SUPPOSE that Obi-Wan is right... sorta... I think... yeah.
*looks at her hair nervously* I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, DARTH ARAGORN... YOU PUT PINK DYE IN WITH MY BLUE DYE.... NOW I HAVE PURPLE HAIR!!!!!!!...
And what was that, master, about a bride that stinks... I should think it would be the GROOM that stinks... ANAKIN, QUIT EATING THAT GARLIC!
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 27, 2004 21:37:06 GMT -5
Oops I just dropped a bucket of mud mixed with garlic on Eowyn... (it was on purpose) (don't tell Eowyn)
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Post by Master Audreidi on Jun 28, 2004 14:21:09 GMT -5
(I won't if you won't)
Heh. Anyone for garlic spaghetti?
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 28, 2004 16:16:36 GMT -5
: OOOOOO my favorite garlic spaghetti ( NOT)
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Post by Trinity on Jun 28, 2004 17:31:27 GMT -5
Did you know that if you put spagetti in the microwave and don't cover it while heating it makes a really yucky mess?
Cricket, cricket...
Agent Vader: That was completely... pointless and odd...
Trinity: WE SHOULD MICROWAVE THE GARLIC!!!!
Then maybe it will explode *snicker*...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jun 28, 2004 19:47:29 GMT -5
(tries)
[glow=red,2,300]KABOOOOM!!!![/glow]
Ugh...sticky mess...not to mention a notable lack of microwave in that crater that just appeared.
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jun 30, 2004 21:30:33 GMT -5
Don't try that again! the smell of burnt garlic is quite life threatning. *falls over dead from smell of garlic*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 1, 2004 18:14:56 GMT -5
True... (also falls over dead)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 1, 2004 18:15:12 GMT -5
Wait a sec. I'm dead already. Heehee...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 1, 2004 23:39:28 GMT -5
I am garlic-mud-master... hah hah *looks at dead Darth Aragorn* Serves you right for dumping mud on me... NOW I HAVE TO SHOWER!!! *Cries*
Hey, we're watching the Phantom Menace...
"There is no other way"
Yeah... sure, Shmi... go and let Ani be freed so that he can become a Darth... sigh.
What I wonder, is did Qui-Gon know that Padme was Amidala... giggle.
Garlic, anyone? *smells* I smell... burnt garlic. *faints*
Anakin: Sigh... WHAT does she have with fainting... *hugs Eowyn*
Eowyn: AKK!!! I'M UP!!! I'M UP!!! *Looks at Anakin's breath mask covetingly* You have a spare?
Anakin: Yeah... sure... *pulls out bright pink breath mask*
Eowyn: Yeah... PINK... whatever... *puts mask on* I CAN BREATH!!!!!
Gotta go, before the power bleeps out... it's storming now.... sigh. Hee hee... my master is dead again!!! *clones Jandalf*
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 2, 2004 14:44:05 GMT -5
Hey, lookit, I have a clone.
Jandaalf: What the...
Jandalf: Whoa...she looks just like me.
Obi-Wan: No way.
Jandalf: Well, no need for you to be sarcastic.
Jandaalf: Someone get me a Coke.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 2, 2004 19:11:28 GMT -5
Baaaaad idea... *shoots Jandaalf*
No Coke for you, master look-a-like... and master, I thought you were dead...?
Little off-topic, aren't we, precious?
-Eowyn Skywalker
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Post by The Emperor Reborn on Jul 3, 2004 11:50:05 GMT -5
NO killing Eowyn this is PG!(like you said to me one time hipicrit) Now that Gimli has the GARLIC KILLER 3000 and his CORROT SABER OF DOOM(ever seen LOONY TOONS BACK IN ACTION THE MOVIE Bugs has a corrot saber) he will reek (literally) havoc on the GARLIC!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Jul 3, 2004 14:49:34 GMT -5
HEY, I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU TO SEE THAT MOVIE, TRAITOR!!!!
*draws Carrot Saber* Prepare to die.
P. G. Filter: Now wait just a minute. Acorrding to the Red Book of Westmarch, on page 15951, chapter 557, sector 303, charter 28, paragraph 6, and by the laws set down beforehand, of the founders of this site, it must remain PG!
Eowyn: To Hoth with the laws, I'm going to KILL YOU!!! *thud*
P. G. Filter: In THAT case, this means war!!
Eowyn: Ummm... errrrk... I AM STILL GOING TO KILL YOU AND GIMLI, Darthy Arry... meep... eek... *runs*
P. G. Filter: *runs after her with garlic bomb* DYE!!!
*Coming soon to a new thread new you!*
Anakin: I think Eowyn is going to be slightly... detained... so, that's all, folks!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Jul 5, 2004 16:55:04 GMT -5
Sigh...thank you for shooting my clone, Padawan, and yes, I am dead. And confused...
Wouldn't that techincally be "wreak", not "reek"? And wouldn't it... (continues on as everyone gets insanely annoyed with her)
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Post by Vanacoriel on Jul 6, 2004 3:38:54 GMT -5
Suffocation from garlic would be horrible. I am against garlic in all shapes and forms. Having *shudders* um... allergic..yes.. allergic reactions to them... * pulls out a large hammer and hacks at garlic* on second thought, I think I'll just feed the lard man. * ignore sign reading " dont fed the lard man. he will consume the whole zoo if you do!"* Lard of Black Land:*eats garlic* I like garlic. Taste's like.... well garlic Bombadil: [ insert insane theme song here] Garlic is evil. * crushes garlic with REALLY AWESOME YELLOW boots of DOOM-A*
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