JediRingbearer
Sithly Elf
Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!curGender[mage]
Posts: 38
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Post by JediRingbearer on Sept 1, 2004 4:49:36 GMT -5
JANDALF!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BEWARE! The One cake to Rule them ALL is almost complete...
Yeah - I wished Billy a happy birthday...I don't think he heard me..oh well...
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 1, 2004 18:04:28 GMT -5
Er...er...(stares at cake) Must...not...eat...
Aw, stang. Who am I kidding? (wolfs down cake) MWAHAHAHA-HACK...(starts coughing) Agh...cough...oh...I'm fine. Heh. MWAHAHAHA!!!!
HAPPY BELATED, BILLY!!! How old is he, anyway?
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JediRingbearer
Sithly Elf
Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!curGender[mage]
Posts: 38
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Post by JediRingbearer on Sept 1, 2004 19:36:50 GMT -5
*Falls to knees*
JANDALF! *sob* *sob* NOOOOOO....DIE YOU EVIL SCUM DIE!!! Vanacoriel! That means you! You turned my ally to the Dark Icing Side! HOW COULD YOU!??
*Bombards Vanacoriel with dreaded CARROT CAKE*
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 2, 2004 0:59:51 GMT -5
Wow, Cake Wars! Can I join in? *Opens CAKE WARS FOR DUMMIES! book and holds up a chocolate cake with white frosting.*
Soooo... White frosting is good, but chocolate means the dark side... So is this cake good or evil? Aw, who cares, anyway? *Throws it at Jandalf* Heads up, Jandalf!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 2, 2004 11:05:04 GMT -5
Errr... (jumps underneath cake and opens mouth, cake falls into mouth) MMMMMPPHHH!!! Yummy. Heh heh heh... (rubs hands together evilly) JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!! We've got chocolate.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 2, 2004 23:01:24 GMT -5
*wanders in, surveys scene* We're having a war now? ...JANDALF TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE?!!?!? *Begins sobbing* MY MASTER BETRAYED ME!!!!!!!! : You could try joining her. NEVER! *shrugs* Oh well, I was tired of being her Padawan anyway... I can't be a Padawan of a darksider! Hey, Maeg, JediRingbearer! Join with me, and together we shall defeat the Sith! : Snicker Eowyn: Okay... that sounded very... not right. Oh well. *walks over to JediRingbearer, places hand on shoulder* It's okay... we'll be fine. I know your ally, and my master just turned Dark, but we'll be fine... WE LIGHTSIDERS DON'T GIVE UP! WE'LL MAKE A FINAL STAND AND KEEP MIDDLE-EARTH FROM THE ARMS OF THE CHOCOLATE DARKSIDERS!!!!!!!!!! : I wonder if the darksiders need a Faerie... Eowyn: Oh sure, ABANDON ME, why don't you?! : What's it look like I'm doing? Eowyn: Oh, who am I kidding?! We're doomed! CONSPIRACY!!!! *mutters* Hey, anyone need a master? I'm free now that Jandalf turned on me. *mutter*
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 2, 2004 23:23:18 GMT -5
/walks into thread, looks about at the chaos confused\
Shadow: Why is Jandalf eating Darkside cakes?
Morgoth: *gets hit by several large cakes* AAAAAAHHHHH!!! I'M GONE!!!! /runs\
Shadow: /mutter\ Suuuuuure. Leave me on my own. Hey, Jandalf, did you turn Darkside or something? /looks about\ Hey... and after all that work you go to trying to be the Jedi Master, and then we offer you cake, and you turn like that. Figures. Oh well, glad you finally seen the ligh... errr... dark. After the battle, while we rejoice that we won over chocolate cake, we'll have to get Sith names for you...
/throws darkside cake at Maeg, shoots chocolate Force-icing from fingers\ These dark-cake powers are so cool...
[glow=blue,2,300]
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 3, 2004 0:08:24 GMT -5
AH! ALAS, CRUEL FATE! WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO?!
*Stares at cake flying towards her* Should I eat this yummy darkside cake, my heart shall become as dark as the cake's fluffy chocolate icing. I shall become one of the evil ones.
*Cake gets closer* Yes! I shall dodge this Cake of Evil and join forces with Eowyn Skywalker against the Sith! Hah!
*Cake gets closer* Wow, this cake is sure traveling slowly. Ymmmm... That frosting looks so wickedly delicious.. its spongey dark cake looks so moist and yummy... NO! Must... fight... temptation.. must... resist... evi-- OOooh, is that Dark Chocolate?
*cake hits her in face*
Ooh! It IS dark chocolate! *Stares at wad of chocolate in her hand.* If I eat this and let the darkness consume my soul, I'll get all the chocolate I want, plus a nifty Sith name. However, if I resist it's chocolateyness, I could get Eowyn as a jedi master. And my conscious would be clear. But I wouldn't have chocolate.
GAH! THE CHOICES! OH, FATE? WHY DO YOU PUNISH ME?
*licks fingertips* Mmmmmm. Now I need some milk.
*lobs a slice of cherry cheesecake at the PG faerie.* EAT CAKE, DESERTER! Ha! I made a funny! See? Dessert? Deserter? It's kind of like.. a pun or something! Um.. Yeah. *Throws cheesecake at Eowyn and Vanacoriel* There.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 3, 2004 2:49:40 GMT -5
*dodges cheese cake* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *wails* MAEGGALADIEL!!!! DO NOT ABBANDON ME IN MY TIME OF NEED!!! RESIST THE POWER OF THE CHOCOLATE!!!!!! WE HAVE ICE CREAM!!!!! FOCUS, MAEGGALADIEL, FOCUS!!!!!!!!
*raises hands, uses the powers of the white cream cake to deflect Dark-Icing* You shall not bring me down that easily, One of SHADOW!!! YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!!!!!
*Is hit by dark chocolate cake* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! All right, this means war.... wait... tis already a battle. Drat. OH WELL! WE SHALL JOIN FORCES AGAINST THE DARK SIDE, AND DEFEAT THEM!!!! THE LIGHT SHALL SHINE IN THE DARKNESS!!!!! TO ME, OF PEOPLE OF THE LIGHT!!!! FOR... uh... FOR MIDDLE-EARTH!!!!!!! *Raises cakesaber high into the air* TODAY, WE FIGHT!!!!!!!!
Oh, and Maeg, JediRingbearer, if we get through this alive, I think I'm adopting you two as my spoof Padawans-- that is, if neither of you two turn. *mutter* I can't believe it, my own master betrays me yet. Oh well, by law, and stalemate, by rule book 6, chapter 4, section 3.8, paragraph 2, that makes me a Jedi Knight by elimination. Sure, the rule came into existance about 2.55555 seconds ago, but still... *snicker*
*charges the darkcakers with cakesaber* I WILL NEVER TURN TO THE DARK CAKESIDE!!!!!!
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JediRingbearer
Sithly Elf
Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!curGender[mage]
Posts: 38
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Post by JediRingbearer on Sept 4, 2004 0:25:11 GMT -5
Right Eowyn, I'm with you. Is Maeg on our side?
*Starts launching dreaded BALLS OF CREAM at the DarkIcing Siders*
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 4, 2004 1:57:51 GMT -5
I think Maeg just created her own side, to think over it, actually... *confused* Watch her carefully, JR, she's neither for us, nor against us. *mutters about nearsighted elves not watching where they throw cakes*
*looks about confused* Why is everyone turning to the dark Cake-side? ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!! *joins Jedi Ringbearer in throwing cream balls at the darksiders* Dodge this... *looks about, undecided* ummm.... JANDALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FACE THE WRATH OF THE DREADED CREAM PIE!!!!!!!!!!! *throws cream pie at her past-tense master*
HEY, MAEG, ARE YOU FOR US, OR AGAINST US?!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 4, 2004 2:25:47 GMT -5
Ladies and Gents! I, creator of atomic cake bombs with radioactive icing am pleased to anounce i have created the worlds first
MACHINE CAPABLE OF LAUNCHING MULTIPLE ATOMIC CAKE BOMBS WITH RADIOACTIVE ICING AT THE SAME TIME!
*presses large read button, and all those on the brightside of the force get smother in cake*
EAT CAKE!! BWAHAHAH! (I have no idea how old Billy Boyd is, either 37, or 38 i can't remeber...i'll figure it out...somehow)
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 4, 2004 2:41:17 GMT -5
Hey! I didn't get hit. Could it mean....am I evil? Umm...Cool!
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 4, 2004 12:44:59 GMT -5
Hey, Thorongil! JOIN THE DARK...err...CHOCOLATE SIDE!! Yeah, that's it.
(cream pie suddenly thwaps her in the face) AAAHH!!! PADAWAN!!! I'm not THAT dark. Really. Chocolate isn't evil, per se, just...dark. Mwahaha...MWAHAHA...
Okay, so it's evil. So what? This is just one RPG out of the other bazillions we're in...come on, Padawan...JOIN THE CHOCOLATE SIDE!!!!!!
I need a campaign poster with a chocolate cake and me pointing, with words: WE NEED YOU! Heh heh. Cake conscription. Your talent calls, Padawan...
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 4, 2004 19:04:51 GMT -5
*stands up, wipes cake off of face, theme music cues up* I WILL NEVER JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER!!!!!! I'LL DIE FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM sorry, master, but, as this is only one out of the many RPGs we are in, this time I am not following you whereever you go-- I will never turn...
*folds hands, looks at Maeg and J.R.* Your destiny lies with me... you know it to be true.
((And, if you can wait until however long it'll take mail to get from Alberta to Manitoba with package being send on Monday or Tuesday, you CAN try to make your poster, Jandalf))
*holds up carrot cake with cream cheese icing* FOR THE SHIRE!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws it at Vanacoriel*
[glow=red,12,300] [/glow][/size][/move]
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 4, 2004 22:04:18 GMT -5
*Smothered in cream cheese icing, Vanacoriel stands* I AM MELTING, MELTING....WOE IS ME, THE MISERABLY MISERABLE! Oh wait...never mind... it's just icing.
Eowyn, have you not be informed? The Shire has fallen under my rule! I am one of the Shire Folk, of the Took Family and I have dominated the Shire. There is nothing you can do! Bwahah The Shire has fallen to the dark side of my evil chocolaty cake bombs. Join us Eowyn, You know you wanna!
*Throws giant swiss chocolate cake at Eowyn, J.R., Maeg* No one can with stand the temptation of SWISS chocolate!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 4, 2004 22:24:39 GMT -5
*deflectes cake, Yoda style* YOU MAY TAKE MY COUNTRY, BUT I SHALL NEVER FALL TO YOUR DARKNESS, EVIL ONE!!!!!!!!!
I WILL NEVER TURN!!!!! NOT EVEN IF JANDALF ATTEMPTS TO MIND TRICK ME! NOT EVEN IF YOU TEMPT ME WITH CHOCOLATE, THOUGH INDEED I LIKE IT! NOT EVEN IF MY WORLD FALLS APART!!! NOT EVEN IF EVERYONE ABBANDONS ME!!!!!!!! *even though Jandalf already has, and it looks like Maeg may*
For, I stand with God at my side, and no one can shake me!!!!!! *begins belting out songs at the top of her lungs pointlessly*
*throws banana cake at Vanacoriel and Jandalf*
If so shall it be, I stand alone. But I will not be turned.
*pulls out angel food cake with strawberrys on it...*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 4, 2004 23:20:02 GMT -5
But I thought God LIKED chocolate. He did make it, after all.
(goes off to an oven) I'm going to make some cupcakes. Chocolate cupcakes, with the cream cheese filling and chocolate chips in it. Mmmmm. Forget the cake...I could live on these. (starts making batter)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 4, 2004 23:28:17 GMT -5
*is actually making a chocolate cake at the moment in reality, but that seriously is not the point*
I didn't say God did not like chocolate. I am saying that I WON'T TURN TO YOUR SIDE! NO MATTER WHAT YOU THROW AT ME... oooo... chocolate... *slaps self* Don't even think about it!
*throws carrot cakes at Jandalf, and accidently lands them in the chocolate batter* Oops...*not*
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 5, 2004 1:21:27 GMT -5
*Walks up to Eowyn and shakes her* I just shook you, but i am supposing you meant mentally. Prehaps this willl...erm...change your mind. *waves chocolate covered strawberries in Eowyns face* Hungry? the ultimate evil chocolate covered strawberries. Bwahaha * lauches chocolate covered straberries at those who are good* The shire will remain my domain for as long as chocolate cake excists. BWAHAHa
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