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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 5, 2004 16:24:51 GMT -5
Hmm. Maybe carrot would be good in these cupcakes. (finishes baking, and eats one) I AM ON MY OWN SIDE NOW!!!! HAH!!! (starts eating cupcakes) But if someone else wants a cupcake, they'd better speak up.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 6, 2004 0:06:24 GMT -5
This chocolate is yummy... D'oh! Forget the chocolate! I can't leave Eowyn Skywalker out there all alone! That would be mean! After all, without her, the Society of Nearsighted Elves would be homeless. I gotta choose my allainces carefully. Hee hee.
I'M COMING, EOWYN! (Jumps Matrix-style to dodge cakes, runs across a wall and does a flip to land in front of Eowyn, brandishes lightsaber just in time to deflect a cake that would have hit Eowyn!)
Who rocks? I rock! Ohhh yeah!
And since Thorongil seems to be cake-free at the moment... (Hurls cake at Thorongil!) EAT CAKE, THORONGIL! Um.. unless you're on my side. In which case I should be apologising and running for cover. Ahem.
WOW! The bright side gets CREAM CHEESE FROSTING! I like this job already!
You are right, Master Eowyn Skywalker... My destiny lies on the side of.. um.. non-evil... ness... Yeah.
(Blocks another atomic flying cake) My lightsaber is a cake-killing machine! I must name it! I dub thee... FROSTINGBANE! (choir music, spotlight on the lightsaber)
Now it has a name, so it'll come when I call it.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 6, 2004 0:46:37 GMT -5
Yes, Padawan Maeggaladiel. Your destiny is with us-- the cream cheese side!!!!!!! *hugs Maeg* THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME! You get your very own, FREE, complementory cakesaber just for that! *hands Maeg the cakesaber*
AI! *dodges flying atomic cake-- Neo style* Woo-HOO!!!!! GO LIGHTSIDERS!!!!!
*stares at Vanacoriel* YOU SHALL NEVER RULE ALL!!!! *pulls out squirt gun, and begins spraying her down with cream cheese icing* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR DESTINY LIES WITH MAEG AND I!!! Choice wisely, for today we FIGHT!!!!!!!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 6, 2004 1:11:20 GMT -5
AIYAIYAIYAIYAAAIIII! (That's my Xena Warrior Princess Death Screech, if you were wondering.)
Yes, fear our goodnes! (Brandishes new Cakesaber.)I dub this cakey weapon Ex-cake-ibur!
And check out what WE'VE GOT!
(Brandishes a huge gun) MEET THE INCREDIBLY POWERFUL [shadow=red,left,300]SUPER DUPER MEGA GOOD CREAM-CHEESE-BOMB-SHOOTING CAKE BAZOOKA 3000![/shadow] Also known as the AAAK!
Why the AAAK, you ask?
Because "AAAK!" is all you'll have time to say before you're doused in frosting!
So AIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAIYAAAIIIIIIIII!!!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 6, 2004 5:03:21 GMT -5
*temporarily good* Along time ago, in a kitchen far far away, I was a good, dilegent student. I was a good cook caring for everything, including cream cheese. Then one day, we were making something with Lard, and he told me, "chocolate is the future, follow me and I will give you radio-active icing" so I listened. And now, I regret it more that ever. *evil face* NO! NEVER! I shall Dominate, Evil with always win because good is....dumb! HA! you have offically been insulted by Vanacoriel, Lord of the Lard, and Ruler of my Milky Fort and my Radio-active cakes. This is my lightlsaber and I dub it " Creamchees Ciller" said like Killer but spelt with a C for un-disclosed reasons. *branishes weapon* No, no opera or lovely choirs for mine, It is more EVIL than Meag. THORONGIL! JOIN US!!! MEANING THE CHOCOLATY GOODNESS OF THE DARK SIDE!! BWAHAH HAHA
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 6, 2004 5:38:19 GMT -5
And whose side are you on Maeg? I seem to have turned evil. But I warn you: my shovel lies here next to me.
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 6, 2004 13:49:00 GMT -5
Um...um...well, then.
(screams wildly while doing a series of cartwheels, which she cannot do in real life, and somehow manages to land on her feet with an undisturbed plate of cream cheese cupcakes)
Hey, Padawan, Maeg. Cupcake?
(draws her own Cakesaber) BWAHAHA!!!! I DUB IT...
[glow=red,2,300]CAKEDRING!!![/glow]
And to quote Marie Antoinette once again: LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!
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JediRingbearer
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Post by JediRingbearer on Sept 6, 2004 21:28:22 GMT -5
I'm still here!!!!!! *Gets hit by chocolate cake* NOOO...must...not...turn... As much as I love chocolate, I'll never turn! (cause I like cream better!)
*Goes on EBay and buyes Creamthrower* (Creamthrower = like a flame thrower, but shoots cream, not flame)
*Begins to spray darksiders*
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 6, 2004 21:39:57 GMT -5
(draws cakesaber, and attacks Jandalf) YOU'RE DESERTING US! DIE!!!! (cakesaber breaks over Jandalf's head( Darn. (puts it back together with icing)
[glow=black,3,000]And this is my cakesaber that has been reforged... I dub it Chocoduriel, flame of chocolate![/glow]
Jandalf, are you DESERTING the DARKSIDE?! Come... we are your destiny... hey, Maeg... we have CHOCOLATE....
(is suddenly sprayed by JediRingbearer) AK! NO!!!!!!!!!!
[glow=black,3,000]DIE!!!!!!!!!!![/glow][/color]
(attacks him with evil chocolate)
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 6, 2004 23:44:40 GMT -5
Stop spraying me! *flings chocolate cakes at JediRingbearer* Take that!!
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 7, 2004 1:47:44 GMT -5
*leans into conspire with her evil companions* Can chocolate really flame, Shadow? or was that a figure of speach? Shall we give them a healthy dose of chocolaty butt kicking? *snicker* TAKE THIS! *Throws massiave cakes*
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 7, 2004 19:42:13 GMT -5
Let them feel the wrath of the chocolate!!!!!!
/does not know if Jandalf is on their side or not, so merely throws cakes at JR, Maeg, and Eowyn\
/draws Chocoduriel\ FEEL MY WRATH! /shoots chocolate icing from cakesaber\
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 8, 2004 0:27:45 GMT -5
Sorry, Thorongil, but I am on the side of GOOD!!! (Uses Cake bazooka)
AIYAIYAIYAIYAI!!!!!!! (Another Xena death screech.)
(Draws Excakeibur) FEAR OUR CREAM-CHEESEY WRATH!! (Does Matrix-style wall run. Runs up celing, sees a spider, freaks out and falls.)
So let's see here... Dark chocolate cake Siders against Light Cream Cheese Frosting Siders, Everyone against Jandalf.... Somehow I think you're outnumbered, Jandalf. Just my opinion... Hey, is that a cupcake?
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 8, 2004 6:58:38 GMT -5
*loads shovel with chocolate cupcakes*
EAT THIS!!!
*throws them at the goodsiders*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 8, 2004 9:27:46 GMT -5
Ummm... (ducks to avoid miscellaneous missiles) Uh...I don't know what side I'm on. I'M STILL DECIDING!!! NOBODY THROW ANYTHING AT ME JUST YET!!!
Okay, let's see. Dark side, chocolate. Good side, cream cheese and angel food cake. Ergh...tough one. (tries to think) What if I went with the theory that...that there is no dark side? Then we could have chocolate cream cheese cake. Heh heh.
HEY, PADAWAN, MAEG, JD!!! (whispers) I've got an idea.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 8, 2004 14:54:05 GMT -5
(Gets hit by Thorongil's cupcakes) Yahk! NO FAIR! Thorongil has a shovel! All I've got is a stupid bazooka... Wait... Cancel that.
Ooh, Jandalf has an IDEA! Here, have this HI TECH ANTI CAKE SHIELD. I made it out of freezer paper and some popsicle sticks. And there's a strawberry-scented sticker on the back.
EAT CAKE, DARKSIDERS!! (Shoots the cake bazooka at the darksiders)
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 8, 2004 15:40:58 GMT -5
Wow, thanks, Maeg. (sniffs sticker) Whew. That's pretty strong. Righto, then...
(draws Cakedring) Or should that be Glamcake? Hmm. Oh, well. HAH-HAH!! WITH THIS MY TRUSTY SWORD AND SHIELD I SHALL SMITE THE DARK!! SMITE, I SAY!!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 8, 2004 22:18:46 GMT -5
Oooooooo!!!!! The VERGERE WAY!!!! I can't believe I never thought of that! So, then, Jandalf... you're on our side? Because you joined us, does that take away my atomatic upgradion to Jedi Knight? Oh well, I'm still taking Maeg and JR as my spoof Padawans... snicker. In this RP, anyhow...
*draws cakesaber, which glows with black light* Cooooooooool.... *stares* And what shall I name thee, my loyal cakesaber? Sticing? *snickers* *is accidently burried in chocolate cakey stuff from Thorongil* MPPPHHH HPPPMMMFFFF!!! [Help! I'm covered in cake!!!!]
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 9, 2004 0:44:33 GMT -5
None shall get through my WALL of CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS! You are all being deprived * builds wall of chocolate* HAH! I'd like to see you get through that. Not including Thorongil, cuz he's got a shovel and that would be cheating! *stands on wall with my flaming cake stalkers of doom* They are made of chocolate that is aflame and they shall stalk you till your doom. Bwahaha!
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 9, 2004 4:12:50 GMT -5
Heh. I'm at school right now, and guess what: There's a shovel here!! Fear me!!
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