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Post by Thorongil on Sept 25, 2004 14:29:26 GMT -5
Watch another movie?
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 25, 2004 15:50:06 GMT -5
YES! one with an insanely gorgeous male star that is NOT actully cake. More pizza! Less evil cake! Lets get some coca-cola as welllll! Whhhhhheeee allllll Everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dance with me.... eat with mee! Drool over that overly pretty male movie star! *drools*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 25, 2004 18:35:25 GMT -5
Ooo. (drools also, then stops to eat some popcorn)
Wait a minute. Poor Thorongil is left out of the fun.
Do you want to watch a movie with a hot female star, Thor?
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 25, 2004 19:58:22 GMT -5
*snark* Thor do you think Paris Hilton is hott? *laughs uncontrolably for a long time*
Merry: *snark* Paris Hilton is just one huge joke in Van's opinion, and everytime you say the name, she is hysterical.
Pippin: Which leads to her coughing alot, which is also quiet funny.
Vanacoriel: *coughing attack* Cant....stop...laughing...soo funny. it's not funny about the coughing pippin, it's not my fault i am sick! *throws popcorn at him*
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 26, 2004 3:59:36 GMT -5
Those Hilton girls look like they were made by a machine.
Sounds like a good idea Jandalf. What movie do you have in mind?
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 26, 2004 19:54:40 GMT -5
Maybe the hiltons are part of the MATRIX!! *suddenly suspisious* We can't live like this. It's all a conspiracy. *keels over and ....lays there*
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Post by Snake Lady on Sept 26, 2004 20:20:10 GMT -5
they are definatly not as pretty as me
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 27, 2004 12:35:18 GMT -5
(takes a Howitzer and vaporises Paris and what's-her-face Hilton) There. Everyone knows us Middle-earth girls are way better anyway. At least we're not airheads.
I don't know what movie I had in mind, Thor. Who do you think is hot?
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 27, 2004 12:39:00 GMT -5
Well, I haven't seen Tomb Raider 2 yet. Miss Jolie isn't bad.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 27, 2004 14:22:35 GMT -5
Tomb Raider 2 actually kind of stunk. How about Sky Captain? No hot men, but Miss Jolie is in it!
*Cries with Jandalf about the transformation of their perfect hot male star*
OOH! Let's find a Johnny Depp movie! He's hot! So is Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom, Antonio Banderas--
Faramir: GREAT! Now look what you've done?! You've got her started! Now she'll be ranting off every name on her LIST OF HOTNESS! That'll take about three hours!
Maeg: Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt....
Faramir: *sigh*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 27, 2004 15:37:23 GMT -5
(glares) NO! I do NOT want to see YET ANOTHER MOVIE WITH HEATH LEDGER IN IT!! Sigh. Johnny Depp's pretty good, and Antonio Banderas... (grins) Heh.
Obi-Wan: (tugs at her sleeve) Excuse me...
Jandalf: (continues as if she hasn't heard) And then Brad Pitt isn't that bad as they go, but Keanu Reeves has those pretty brown eyes, and Matt Damon I can opt for when the need arises...
Obi-Wan: AHEM.
Jandalf: Hold on, will you? And then there's...
Obi-Wan: (pies her)
Jandalf: (sputters through whipped cream) I WASN'T FINISHED YET!!
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 27, 2004 21:34:56 GMT -5
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS A WAR HERE, NOT A DISCUSSION ON THE LOOKS OF CHARACTERS! Get BACK to the topic at HAND, PEOPLES!!!!! I WAS LOST A LONG, LONG, LONG TIME AGO!!!!!!!! Try to stick to the plot... think... whatever.
If you want to make a Middle-earth Movie Night RPG thread thing, on the lines of this, go for it. In fact, I may have to move this thread... groan. It's too much of an RPG I think for this board now...
Oh well, back on topic.
Eowyn: *lost track of what was happening ages ago* Okay, can someone fill me in?
Anakin: JANDALF, I CAN FINISH YOU OFF!!!! If that's what you wanted, I mean... *pulls out evil pies of doom*
Eowyn: AAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!! CAKE WARS, STUPID! *cakes him*
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 27, 2004 22:54:18 GMT -5
Maeg: Oh, forgot about Keanu! He'll go right above "Hot Guy from Gap Commercial..." *gets a pen, makes adjustment to a sixty-page list*
Faramir: MAEGGALADIEL! Didn't you just hear Eowyn?! THIS IS WAAAR!
Maeg: Should Keanu go before or after the "hot guy in the Banana Republic advertisement?"
Faramir: THAT IS IT! *takes a pie from Obi-wan and lobs it at her*
Maeg: HLGLHILJOJDG!!!! Phew, thank's, Far! You saved my life! I could have been trapped doing that for YEARS!
Far: *sigh* I know. I've HEARD you read the entire list, Maeg. That was the most wasted five years of my life.
Maeg; OK, EVIL DOERS! ENOUGH MOVIES! FEAR THE POWER OF THE FLAMING FARAMIR OF DOOOM!
Far; Why don't I like the way this is going?
Maeg: Just kidding. EAT CAKE, EVIL PEOPLE! *Gets out the frosting bazooka.*
(Sorry about that movie-watching, hot-stars chat, Eowyn! I promise to be on my best behavior from now on!)
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Sept 27, 2004 23:24:07 GMT -5
(('Tis okay, though usually I'd expect better behavior from mods... heh. You can drool, just try to keep certain threads on certain topics. Heehee.))
Eowyn: Eep. *hides* Maybe getting everyone back into the battle mood wasn't a good idea, being evil and all that... MAEG!!!!! BE NIIIIIIICE!!!!! *hides again* AKK! HELP!!! MOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY...
Anakin: So, am I evil or good here? *stands in the middle of the room cluelessly* And how come there's still a pile of movie stuff everywhere, as well as evil cake weapons?
Eowyn: *is too busy hiding again to answer him*
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Post by Jandalf on Toast on Sept 28, 2004 18:56:36 GMT -5
Jandalf: (throws tantrum) I WAS KEEPING ON TOPIC!! OBI-WAN PIED ME FOR A REASON, YOU KNOW!!
Obi-Wan: Well, your Padawan has a point, you know. It was a PIE, and not a--
Jandalf: I DON'T CARE!! I WAS BUSY AND SHE JUST HAD TO GO AND--
Obi-Wan: (cakes her)
Jandalf: (yanks cake off face and hurls it at Anakin)
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Post by BEHIND YOU!!! on Sept 28, 2004 19:30:30 GMT -5
Shadow: /slaps Jandalf\ I may not be your Padawan, but I CAN STILL TELL YOU TO QUIT IT! How OLD are you here?! ACT THE JEDI MASTER! Sheesh.
/cakes Morgoth\ Sigh.
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JediRingbearer
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Post by JediRingbearer on Sept 28, 2004 22:38:20 GMT -5
*Stops attacking Shadow* Oh..Ummmm...Sorry? (Oh, and I'm a GIRL, by the way!)
Man, everything went haywire while I wasn't here...so, are we still attacking eachother with cake?
Eowyn! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm shocked. Not the dark side...please...? No, I give up. I won't even try to reason withher, as I can see there is no point.
What, pray tell, happened to the One Cake to Rule Them All? Somepne stole it, did they not?
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Post by Vanacoriel on Sept 29, 2004 0:12:23 GMT -5
Well, the dark side had it... but we lost it. I blamed it on Thorongil...because it is his fault.
Lard: He didn't do anything.
Van: IT'S EITHER HIS FAULT OR YOUR FAULT BUDDY NOT MINE!!! So anyway that one cake is probably floating around in the hands of a) a crazy creature that talks in thrid person or b) a captain/lord/son of Gondor. Because that is what happens? Jah? Yes.
Merry and Pippin: * exchange glances*
Merry: Could you eat...this cake?
Van: Only a hobbit could and then he would be hunted down by minions of doom.
Pippin: ohhh noo. thats... erm... bad.
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Post by Thorongil on Sept 29, 2004 6:54:52 GMT -5
Why do people blame me? Yesterday my teacher blamed me for cheating. But HE had made a mistake. I really wanted to smack him one. If he's going to blame me for cheating he could at least do it when I am cheating.
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Sept 29, 2004 14:40:37 GMT -5
AHA! I shall attack them in their confusion! *Pelts darksiders and anyone standing too close to them with frosting* Whups, sorry JRB! Got a bit carried away, there...j
When last I checked, the One Cake was stolen by whoever used it to destroy Jandalf.. Then a freak rainstorm washed its gooey remains away. What do we do now?
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