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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Dec 13, 2004 20:46:49 GMT -5
Duncariel, momentarily distracted by her chain of thought, which was rather heavy, like a pizza, finally remembered to continue her flight through the air. "Wheeeeee!!!!"
Unfortunately, she had forgotten why she was flying through the air. "You know," she mused out loud, "This is quite entertaining..."
Her train of thought was interrupted as she caught sight of her missing hair pin, still in the hand of Shade. "Aha!!!"
Suddenly realizing that she couldn't think of anything else to type, she hit the post button, and hoped that she would hit something soft when she finally finished flying through the air.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 15, 2004 2:02:10 GMT -5
A pillow appeared randomly under Duncariel while Tiana waited for a reply, and the narrator decided to talk merely for the sake of uping her post count.
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Post by Cy Otauna on Dec 16, 2004 16:50:45 GMT -5
(Luke's narrator has decided that Tiana's narrator has way to many posts already)
Luke pulled from one of his many pockets Morpheus-type sunglasses with no arms and put them on. Somewhere in the background, music went "du du du DUUU!"
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 16, 2004 18:25:14 GMT -5
(Tiana's narrator is the admin. Remember?)
Tiana impatiently waited for a reply, posting merely for the sake of posting while she has time online.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Dec 16, 2004 22:21:13 GMT -5
"Oo!! A pillow!!!!
Again, we find ourselves stuck in our own minds..... Oh look! A chicken!!
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Post by Cy Otauna on Dec 17, 2004 16:07:44 GMT -5
(Understandment)
Through the sunglasses, the chicken looked purple. "Oh! I think I know this chicken!" Luke shouted.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Dec 18, 2004 21:38:14 GMT -5
"It's Pieter Vandenhogenban!!!!" Dun shouted from the floor.
Bob the Not-Quite-Nameless Wraith, who had suddenly appeared through a door in the wall, looked down at her sarcastically. (Yes, he looked. So what if you can't see his eyes. I'm writing this, not you. So pbbbbtth!) "I thought Pieter Vandenhogenban was a turkey?"
"Thank you for your help, Captain Obvious!" She stood up. "Although, you are correct. This chicken couldn't be Pieter Vandenhogenban. He's not purple. He's white. And, by the way, when did you get here?"
The wraith shook its head. "I got stuck in here with you, thank you very much. And I'd like to get out of here. Where did that hairpin go?"
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Post by Cy Otauna on Dec 19, 2004 8:31:44 GMT -5
"I think Shade has it. And I think the chicken's name is Seven of Nine..."
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Post by Master Warious on Dec 19, 2004 17:36:07 GMT -5
Meanwhile the Sith pirate, her captain, and the Yami heard sounds from the cell adjoining theirs and started to feel felt out as the other people sounded like they were having fun.
So together the three some plotted to break out of their cell...
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Post by Shade Siladan Calid'Fos on Dec 21, 2004 18:12:08 GMT -5
Shade woke up from the trance she had been in, due to the lack of computer time and her absence, and put the hairpin in her pocket before someone could take it from her. She turned to Maeg.
"Put those arms back in your sleeves before I come over there and force them in!" she shouted. "I have every right to imprison you! You're just jealous of my freedom!"
She then turned to Tiana and FINALLY answered. "I'm sorry, what did you say?"
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Dec 22, 2004 0:07:18 GMT -5
"Yeep!" said Maeg. She discovered that Shade could be very scary when she was serious. "Now I remember why we've never escaped before! It's because Shade is such an imposing figure!"
Not wanting to lose sight of her arms, Maeg hid behind Luke.
"AHA!" she cried. "A chicken! We're saved! If we can train this chicken to be a carrier pigeon, we could use it to carry a message to someone on the Outside to come free us! It can pass through the interdimensional gateway to the land of the purple monkeys!" She giggled. Something inside her tried to remind her that chickens couldn't fly and were about as intellegent as a piece of lint, but Maeg decided to remain optimistic.
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Post by Shade Siladan Calid'Fos on Dec 22, 2004 17:53:39 GMT -5
Shade stood a moment, revelliing in the fact that at least someone thought she was imposing. She tried very hard to act as such.
"Actually, that chicken can't help you. It appears he has escaped from the kitchen. You're looking at dinner..."
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Post by Master Warious on Dec 24, 2004 12:45:38 GMT -5
Meanwhile...unbeknownst to the Warden of the Asylum, a lone robed figure was walking down the isles. The figure had what looked like a 2 ft metal rod in his hands. He stoped outside the door to The Insane Sith Pirate of Doom's cell and pressed a button on the metal rod he was holding. There was a snap whoosh sound folowed by a continuous low hum always associated with a lightsaber.
The Figure cut open the door...
Warious and her co-authors stared in horror at the sight of the metla door melting at the hinges then at the lock mechanism. Then the door was wrencehed out of the frame and set aside revealing Warious' only sane friend.
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Post by Cy Otauna on Dec 26, 2004 9:39:26 GMT -5
Luke picked up the chicken. "If some way we can get a hole to the Outside...anybody got a lightsaber?" "Cluck." The chicken said.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Dec 27, 2004 12:38:25 GMT -5
Dun jumped up and down excitedly. "I do! I DO! At least, I do every time Jason dreams me....."
She patted herself down, turned around a couple times, but came up with nothing.
"Apparently, the lack of lightsaber color in Jason's dreams isn't helping my subconsious conjure me up one... Bummer for us."
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Post by Shade Siladan Calid'Fos on Dec 27, 2004 18:43:51 GMT -5
Shade stared at Dun, who was turning around in circles and making her quite dizzy. "I have a lightsaber," she said pointlessly. "But I'm not going to help you. I think I like the thought of having you all trapped here against your will."
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Post by Lady Maeggaladiel on Dec 29, 2004 0:41:55 GMT -5
"I don't have a lightsaber either," said Maeg sadly. "But I think I have a Life Saver in my pocket. It was cherry flavored last time I checked." She didn't explain what "Last Time I Checked" meant.
"Ba-kawk!" squaked the chicken, fearing its demise. The last thing it wanted to do was become a main course, and it seemed to be one of the more sane organisms in the room, which frightened it, considering that chickens are about as brainy and sane as dust bunnies.
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Post by Tiana, eh? on Dec 29, 2004 0:46:12 GMT -5
Tiana suddenly decided she hated being insane, and turned Dark, her eyes going weird colored, and her hood suddenly growing dark and imposing. She stood up, and closed her eyes...
...feel the Force flowing through you...
And blasted Shade with Force-lightning.
"Fool," she hissed, sounding rather evil-- though not a thing like Shadow. "Only now at the end do you realize the truth. Give them the lightsaber. You cannot hold me here against my will... ever."
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Dec 29, 2004 12:26:45 GMT -5
The ominous crackle of lightning somewhere in the large room drew Duncariel out of her spinning revelry. Vainly, she searched the room for the source of the sounds, only to discover that it's quite hard to focus on anything when the room itself seems to be spinning.
She flopped down on the ground and shook her head. "Someone should really have invented a De-dizzy-ifyer by now. This is making life difficult. Hey! Is that Force Lightning?"
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Post by Master Warious on Dec 29, 2004 15:59:45 GMT -5
"Hello Warious," The voice of the black robed person holding a red saber in his hand.
"Brother Maul," Darth Warious replied formally. "Thank you for your timely arrival."
"Your saber My Lady." Darth Maul said and presented Warious with her Darksaber.
"Thank you Lord Maul." She said taking her favored weapon into her hands. "Now let’s get out of here."
After they walked down the hall for awhile The heard the distinctive crack of Force lightning.
Without looking at each other Darth Warious and Maul ran to aid their fellow darksider with sabers ignited.
"Get out of here James and take Malik with you. We’ll be there in a moment," Warious called back, an insane grin spreading on her face as she went.
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