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Post by Cy Otauna on May 30, 2005 8:36:27 GMT -5
"Don't press the red button!" Cy shouted, sure that the Plot would bring it to be pushed in its proper time. She ended the Matrix and put Revenge of the Sith in instead.
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 4, 2005 19:56:09 GMT -5
"But the red button's already been pushed!!!" Dun looked confusedly around her, noting the newcomers. "Did it bring Joan?" Then came the second, far more important question, she turned to Joan. "And did you bring pizza?"
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Jun 5, 2005 20:35:51 GMT -5
The door opened just for a second, and a small girl with messy short brown hair was tossed in. "And stay out!" she cried, shaking her fist at the door.
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 13, 2005 13:07:14 GMT -5
Ummm...pepperoni, anyone? *enjoys chocolate* Fairfax was no longer speachless, thanks to the influence of the chocolate bar...
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Post by jimbo on Jun 19, 2005 19:01:19 GMT -5
Mean while, in a Zeus-Forsaken cell, Count Doomhammer found himself in it. " What am I doing here? Where's the food? I smell food." he goes to door to find that it's locked. "Hmmm, not a problem" he takes out his Hammer of Doom and smashes door down. "Problem sloved. But then again it was never a problem to begin with."
He then walkes out of the cell into another cell with a replecator in it. "Ah, yes. The infinite source of food. The replicator."
When he goes to thoch it he finds it is a hologram. "Figures. This is a trap most likely." just as he said that, a giant figure appears from the shadows. "Now THIS, is more of a problem."
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jun 19, 2005 19:50:03 GMT -5
Cy turns around and around in circles, wary. "Is that a looming dark figure I see on the horizon? Hmm..can I have some pepperoni?" Getting dizzy, she looks up at Maud'dib, wondering where the door came from.
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Jun 19, 2005 21:12:36 GMT -5
"Stupid people, always in my house...." Muad'Dib muttered to self. "Is that pizza?"
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Post by Mekka on Jun 19, 2005 22:08:42 GMT -5
"It's not pizza," murmured Karai, still puzzling over the intended effects of the Red Button. "But I wonder... what's that smell? Is that pizza?"
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 20, 2005 9:39:04 GMT -5
Fairfax, meanwhile, is oblivious to all as a result of the pizza lust. "I've changed my mind, folks! No pizza for you! There's only enough for us, preciousssssss....." *SMACK!* Joan, acting as defender of her ME:I Twin's co-author, whammed Fairfax with the pizza box. "Snap out of it!"
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Post by jimbo on Jun 20, 2005 17:36:25 GMT -5
The Giant figure turned out to be a Fallen Pizza Delivery Guy, whose body Raeked of Pizza.
"BEGONE F.P.D.G.!" And with that he took his Hammer of Doom, and with three blows to the chest the F.P.D.G. dissappeared leaving behind an 50-foot Meat-Lover's Pizza, and a 50 liter bottle of soda that tasted like whatever the drinker most desired.
"Ah, One of my fafvorite pizzas, and sodas." he then consumed four normal sized slices of pizza and half a liter of the hi-tech soda.
"I hear voices."
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 21, 2005 1:10:25 GMT -5
Dun, who just happened to be one of those voices, looked at the massive pizza in awe.
"Dzang, I didn't know they made pizzas that big! Chizz!!"
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Post by jimbo on Jun 21, 2005 13:57:01 GMT -5
"WHOEVER WANTS SOME OF THIS DELICIOSNEEESSSSS PIZZA AND SODA FEEL FREE TO DIG IN!"he yelled, knowing he had no way to preserve the Giant Pizza and soda.
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 21, 2005 19:11:44 GMT -5
Fairfax turned in the direction of further pizza. "I WANT CHOCOLATE SODA!!!!!!!! ALL MUST BE CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!"
Joan had given up on chastising her ME:I twin's co-author by now, and was humming to herself...And all will turn to chocolate soda...in a glass At this point she realized that her song was rediculous...or, perhaps, somewhat insane.
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Post by Cy Otauna on Jun 22, 2005 13:03:04 GMT -5
"That's one saylee-lo massive pizza." Says Cy, and takes a piece or two. Slowly does a mispellying vyrus float in from the east...
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Post by Dûncariel is Dead. on Jun 22, 2005 13:16:29 GMT -5
"Wut wus that!!!"
Dun clamped her mouth shut as quickly as possible, so as to keep the horridly spelled words within, and only succeeded in forgetting to breathe, thus turning a lovely shade of blue.
"NOOO!!!" She shouts, "NOT THE MISSPELLYING VYRUS!!! WEEEERE DOOOOOMED!!!!!!!" And then she died.
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Jun 22, 2005 16:47:43 GMT -5
"Pizza! Gimme!" The anonymous girl's eyes lit up and she snatched a slice of pizza and began stuffing it down her mouth. Her eyes gleamed with a not-so-normal light. "Yum."
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Post by Joan Omnipresent on Jun 22, 2005 21:58:22 GMT -5
Fairfax did not realize the effects of the vyrus at first. "Wut iz everriown sew exsited abot? I don't sea a..." Joan quickly rescued him by tipping the magic/technologically advanced soda bottle into his mouth. This shut him up fairly quickly. "Shhhhhhhhhh!" Was all she dared to hiss... After this ordeal, she proceeded to eat pizza. "mmmfmmmf" Hmmmm.... (thought Joan to her own wittle self) even icky pizza-eating noises are not safe from the vy...vi...vriyus!
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Post by jimbo on Jun 23, 2005 12:35:16 GMT -5
Count Doomhammer, after hearing something about a virus, activated his Anti-virus sheild with a radious of 3.141592654...etc. Hectometers.
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Post by Skye Muad'Dib on Jun 23, 2005 23:03:39 GMT -5
"Wat iz hapeninj?" teh grl stoped shovlng piza dwon hr muth. "Ah vryus? Oof weel, aat leest dere's piza!"
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Post by jimbo on Jul 1, 2005 11:36:03 GMT -5
"GO MY ANTI-VIRUS! GO FORTH AND GIVE US PERFECT GRAMER!" shouted Doomhammer send an Anti-virus to delete the Misspelling Virus. The Virus was deleted with a big 'ptthhh'. Doomhammer went over to see if the Anti-Virus helped anyone recover. "Did it work?"
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